I traveled with them to the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 84 Loser, let’s get to know

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As soon as Li Lin came in, she saw Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun having dinner with Zhao Ya.

Li Lin was stunned. She realized that she hadn't even had breakfast yet and ran to find Zhao Ya. She had arrived early enough, but unexpectedly, Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun arrived even earlier than her.

"Have you eaten?" Zhao Ya asked.

"I've eaten." Li Lin replied.

After hearing Li Lin say that she had already had breakfast, Zhao Ya didn't let her sit down and eat with him, nor did he serve her lotus seed soup.

In this way, Li Lin could only stand aside like a maid, watching Zhao Ya, Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun eating and talking over there.

Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun, who were originally angry that Zhao Ya made them compete in female competition, suddenly felt relieved when they saw that they could sit at the table and eat with Zhao Ya and have lotus seed soup that Zhao Ya personally served for them, while Li Lin could only stand aside and watch pitifully.

Li Lin on the side was really embarrassed!

"Are you really not going to give in a little bit?"

"If you invite me sincerely again, I will be merciful and sit down to eat with you. That way, I won't have to stand here like a fool and watch you eat."

"Also, don't you understand that you shouldn't talk while eating and sleep? What do you have to say? What's so funny? Are you doing this for me?"

Soon, Li Lin felt more than just embarrassed. She suddenly felt that Zhao Ya, Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun were a family of three, and she seemed to have become an unnecessary shadow in this warm scene. All the lights and warmth were focused on the three of them, leaving her alone.

Li Lin felt a mixture of emotions. She understood that every inch of space on the table silently declared a subtle sense of status and distance, and she was clearly excluded.

Li Lin even felt that she came too early, she should have come later, or she should not have come today.

Li Lin endured for a long time before the three of them finished their meal.

It seemed that only then did Zhao Ya remember Li Lin and asked her, "Linlin, why did you come to see me?"

Hearing the name "Linlin" made Li Lin even angrier. She felt that Zhao Ya deliberately called her "stupid" when she was already so angry, adding fuel to the fire.

But in front of Zhao Ya, who could decide her fate, Li Lin dared not lose her temper even if she was furious. Not only that, she even rushed to say, "I heard that the emperor likes to practice physical fitness techniques. I have two sets of physical fitness techniques, one hard and one soft. The hard one is called "Square Inch Fitness" and the soft one is called "Brahma Practice of Body and Mind."

When Zhao Ya first heard these two strange names, he was confused for a moment and didn't know what Li Lin was going to teach him.

After pondering the meaning, Zhao Ya, who knew that Li Lin was good at "Prisoner Conditioning" and "Yoga", suddenly realized and guessed what Li Lin wanted to teach him.

Zhao Ya thought, 'In order to get me, you are really willing to spend money. Good, good, this will make me have more control over you, my friend, loser, understand.'

Fearing that Zhao Ya would not practice Prisoner Conditioning and Yoga with her, she would not be able to establish a long-term, stable and frequent relationship with Zhao Ya. Li Lin began to praise Prisoner Conditioning and Yoga:
"This 'Square Inch Fitness' can help you rebuild your physique even in a small room, filling you with strength and keeping you in shape."

As Li Lin spoke, she did a handstand for Zhao Ya.

Li Lin's arms were firmly planted on the ground, her legs held straight up in the air, her posture light yet revealing a sense of tenacity. Her arm muscles bulged slightly with her movements, and each push-up was full of power yet smooth.

I have to say, Li Lin's movements are really beautiful.

However, Zhao Ya was not concerned about Li Lin's movements, but something else...

Li Lin forgot that this was the Northern Song Dynasty, not the previous life.

Women of this era all wore open-crotch pants, which are scientifically called "crotchless pants".

Why do women of this era love crotchless pants?

The main reason is that it makes it convenient for them to go to the toilet.

Women's skirts in this era were layered with shirts, jackets, robes, pants, and many other layers.

Therefore, it is very inconvenient to put on or take off.

If you wear pants with a crotch, it will be troublesome when going to the toilet.

Once you take it off, don't think about putting it back on any time soon.

Not only is it time-consuming and laborious to take off and put on clothes, but it is also impolite and unbecoming if the clothes are not tidy.

If you have diarrhea, it will be a big trouble.

In view of this, crotchless pants just solve this problem.

Therefore, women of this era all wore open-crotch pants, and the constraints of Neo-Confucianism were kicked aside by the convenience of wearing and physiological needs.

but--

Because such clothing could easily expose one's private parts, women of this era would not easily lift up their skirts unless crossing a river. They also had proper postures when standing and sitting, and attached great importance to etiquette, just like women in the Republic of China wore cheongsams, with a very strict set of rules. In short, although women of this era wore open-crotch pants, you would definitely not be able to see anything unless something unexpected happened.

Of course, if you want to do a handstand like Li Lin, there is nothing you can do.

In order to seduce Zhao Ya to practice "Prisoner Conditioning" and "Yoga" with her, Li Lin not only did a handstand, but also worked very hard to show Zhao Ya difficult moves such as one-handed handstand, handstand push-up, and Thomas full spin.

From beginning to end, Li Lin didn't look at Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun who were watching her just when she was sitting there having dinner with Zhao Ya. Naturally, she didn't notice that Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun were desperately reminding her that she was exposed.

Finally, Li Lin grabbed the moon gate and made a very beautiful human flag for Zhao Ya, hoping to shock Zhao Ya.

It’s a pity that Zhao Ya’s attention was all focused on the scenery before, which wasted Li Lin’s efforts.

After demonstrating to Zhao Ya, Li Lin said to him calmly, "As long as the emperor follows me in practicing the 'Square Inch Fitness Technique', you will surely be able to develop usable strength, extreme strength, and the strength to survive like me."

After relaxing for a moment, Li Lin's face once again displayed a serene and peaceful expression. He said, "As for this 'Brahmacharya of Body and Mind,' it allows you to achieve a deep fusion of body and mind with each breath, abandoning all distractions and feeling as if you were in the pure land of Brahma. Practicing this will not only relieve your daily fatigue and boredom, but also elevate your state of mind, allowing you to maintain inner clarity and tranquility even amidst the turmoil of court."

The progressive challenges of "Convict Conditioning" can cultivate persistence and stress resistance, while the meditation and mindfulness exercises of "Yoga" can help relieve anxiety and improve concentration. The combination of the two can form dynamic and static psychological adjustment modes, allowing people to maintain a high level of physical fitness for a long time.

The key is that through scientific combination, "Convict Conditioning" and "Yoga" can achieve a combination of hardness and softness in physical and mental optimization, which can achieve the effect of comprehensive health while greatly enhancing people's strength, endurance, agility, speed and flexibility.

Of course, for Zhao Ya, the most important benefits were two: it could make him healthier, and it could make him more enjoyable. After all, practicing Prisoner Conditioning and Yoga with Li Lin was definitely better than Zhao Ya's random aerobics routine.

So Zhao Ya said: "My beloved concubine, you can try these "Square Inch Fitness" and "Brahma Practice of Body and Mind". Please change your clothes for me and go to the martial arts hall."

After saying that, Zhao Ya went to change into a short sports shirt and a small outfit. Li Lin and Ye Shiyun were still standing there stupidly, not realizing what Zhao Ya asked them to do, when Zhang Chun had already quickly followed him.

After a while, Li Lin and Ye Shiyun realized that they were Zhao Ya's concubines and had to help Zhao Ya change his clothes.

Only then did Li Lin and Ye Shiyun catch up with Zhao Ya and Zhang Chun.

After Zhao Ya took off his clothes, Zhang Chun and the other two girls were shocked to find that Zhao Ya had an extraordinary figure and even had eight abdominal muscles and a mermaid line.

Ye Shiyun drooled at the sight, "This stinky brother is really good, his abdominal muscles can be used as a washboard, I wonder how it feels to touch it?"

Unlike Ye Shiyun who looked at Zhao Ya's good figure openly, Zhang Chun was too embarrassed to look at her, but couldn't help but take a sneak peek. As a result, after looking at her, her face became hot with shame.

Li Lin asked with some doubt: "Has the official ever practiced the art of body shaping?"

"What is the art of body shaping?" Zhao Ya immediately denied: "I only practiced Taoist health preservation techniques with Zhang Hu and others."

"Can Taoist health-preserving techniques also improve fitness?" Li Lin wondered.

Li Lin and Ye Shiyun didn't know who Zhang Hu was and had no feelings for him, but Zhang Chun knew that Zhao Ya was talking about Zhang Xubai. She thought to herself, "Did Zhao Ya also incorporate Zhao Ji's health care team? Then he shouldn't be a short-lived person, right? If that's the case, my dream of becoming the empress dowager will be difficult to realize, right?"

Although her dream of becoming the empress dowager seemed to be shattered, Zhang Chun was actually not very sad, and only had a few regrets.

Zhang Chun thought about it and thought, "I can also be Deng Sui, who is "a queen with both civil and military achievements."

Soon, Zhao Ya changed his clothes and asked the three women, "Do you three want to change clothes?"

Li Lin, who was free and easy by nature, wanted to say no, but Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun said in unison: "Thank you, sir." Then they pulled Li Lin out, one on each side.

When they got outside, Li Lin still didn't appreciate it: "You guys go change, I don't need it. Today I'm mainly teaching Zhao Ya. I just need to show him the key points of the movements. There's no need to change clothes."

Zhang Chun rolled his eyes at Li Lin and said, "You're so careless! You still don't realize you've made a fool of yourself."

"Embarrassing?" Li Lin was puzzled: "What embarrassing thing did I do?"

Ye Shiyun looked at Zhang Chun: "Do you think Sister Lin did that on purpose?"

"It's hard to say. I seriously suspect she did it on purpose," said Zhang Chun.

'? ? ? '

Li Lin left Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun confused: "What on earth are you talking about?"

Seeing that Li Lin hadn't reacted yet, Ye Shiyun reminded her, "What are you wearing?"

Li Lin looked at herself and said, "It's the same as usual, no difference, right?"

Zhang Chun further reminded: "Down below."

Li Lin looked at the long skirt she was wearing, looking left and right, and it seemed to be fine.

Ye Shiyun was really helpless with Li Lin, a woman with such a thick nerve. She rubbed her temples and said, "Inside."

“There’s nothing wrong inside…”

At this time, Li Lin realized that she was wearing pants underneath, but they were open-crotch pants, and she seemed to be performing a handstand in front of Zhao Ya just now.

Even Li Lin, who is usually casual, had her face suddenly turned red at this moment!

Zhang Chun teased, "Are you shy now? Wasn't it during the Thomas spin just now? Don't blame us for pulling you out?"

Ye Shiyun asked Zhang Chun: "Do you think Zhao Ya just now felt that Sister Lin was seducing him in this way and asking Sister Lin to sleep with him tonight?"

Zhang Chun deliberately frightened Li Lin:

"I'm sure you'll think so."

"As far as we know, to vie for his favor, the women in the harem each displayed their talents. Some relied on their stunning looks, dancing gracefully under the moon and flowers, attracting Zhao Ya's attention with their elegant movements; some relied on their talents, displaying extraordinary attainments in poetry, songs, calligraphy, and painting, discussing history and the present with Zhao Ya, sparking a spiritual resonance; others were adept at understanding Zhao Ya's thoughts, using gentle and considerate care and just the right amount of flattery to help him find a warm haven after the exhaustion of government affairs."

"However, these are just child's play. How can they compare to my sister Lin's tricks?"

"I can guarantee that Zhao Ya tonight will definitely belong to my sister Lin."

"Even though we both tried so hard to offer advice to Zhao Ya, we couldn't beat Sister Lin's Thomas Full Spin."

I swear to God, Li Lin approached Zhao Ya just to get the opportunity to command the army through Zhao Ya, but she had no intention of sleeping with Zhao Ya, otherwise she would not have come to Zhao Ya only during the day, and she would not have chosen the identities of "Prisoner Conditioning" coach and "Yoga" coach, which allowed her to maintain long-term contact with Zhao Ya without having to go to bed with him.

Who would have thought that this would backfire.

After being frightened by Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun, Li Lin was extremely careful when teaching Zhao Ya "Prisoner Conditioning" and "Yoga", for fear of causing Zhao Ya to misunderstand again.

What is different from Li Lin's intention to develop further relations with Zhao Ya is that the reason why Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun accompanied Zhao Ya and Li Lin to practice the tiring and smelly "Prisoner Conditioning" and "Yoga" is to stay up until dark so that Zhao Ya can choose them to sleep with him nearby.

Who would have thought that Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun, exhausted, persevered until the afternoon, when suddenly someone came to announce: "The Empress Dowager invites Your Majesty to dine with her."

Zhao Ya guessed that Empress Dowager Xiang must have heard some rumors and wanted to discuss it with him.

Zhao Ya must go, otherwise, if Cixi imprisoned Guangxu, wouldn’t he be in trouble?
After saying to the three women, "You guys continue, I'll go ahead," Zhao Ya left, leaving behind only Li Lin, who breathed a sigh of relief, and Zhang Chun and Ye Shiyun, who were dumbfounded.

"What the hell? I gave you advice and accompanied you to exercise, but when it was almost time to go to bed, you just walked away. Is that how you act? Can we still have fun together from now on? ! ! ! "

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(End of this chapter)