Get rid of the wife to pick up girls

141 I just made a joke with him!

Xiaoqing River, originating from Muli Village in the west of southern Hebei Province, gathers the springs of Heihu, Baotu and Xiaogan, and flows eastward roughly parallel to the South Embankment of the Yellow River. Laizhou Bay.It has a total length of more than 240 kilometers and a drainage area of ​​11,000 square kilometers.

In the past, when there were poplars and springs in every household in the urban area of ​​southern Hebei, the water of Xiaoqing River was so clear that one could see the bottom of the river from the bank, and the name of Xiaoqing River was not false at all.

When Chu Yang was a child, he often heard the elders talk about this river, and even dreamed that one day he could come here to bathe and catch fish.However, because Yun Ruoxi looked at him more strictly, until he left Jinan, he never had the opportunity to take a walk by this river, so that during those years when he was working abroad, he dreamed of swimming in the river several times at night , flirting with the fisherman girl in the boat.

When Chu Yang went to Yellow River Park through Xiaoqing River last time, he missed the opportunity to take a walk by Xiaoqing River because he was thinking about something on the way back and forth.Today, after Liang Xin drove onto the Xiaoqing River Bridge, he decided to take this opportunity to frighten her to fulfill his dream of swimming in Xiaoqing River.

It's a pity, what Chu Yang doesn't know is that with the rapid changes of the world, the world has been changing.

What has changed is not only the black hearts of corrupt officials and profiteers, but also the water of the Xiaoqing River.Although the municipal government has made great efforts to rectify the situation in recent years, if a live fish is put into the river within 10 minutes, it will become a dead fish and float up, just like Chu Yang now.

"Damn it, how can this river become so dirty?!" Chu Yang cursed regretfully as soon as he stepped over the bridge railing and saw the river water with white foam.However, there is no turning back when the bow is opened, since he has already jumped down, even if he scolds his mother, he can only fall into the black water with his mouth shut...

After holding his breath and swimming downstream for a few minutes, Chu Yang, who didn't take a sip of the dirty water but was nearly smothered to death by the stench, couldn't stand it any longer, and suddenly came out of the water, coughing loudly and swimming towards the shore holding his mobile phone go.

After the extremely embarrassed Chu climbed up to the bank next to the city, he retched several times with his mouth open, sat down on the ground, and shook the cell phone that had been turned off before jumping into the river. Then, he opened his voice and cursed at the bridge in the distance: "Liang Xin, you bastard, let's see how I deal with you in the future! If I rape you first and then kill you, then rape and then kill, I swear I won't!" Being human... Hey, why did this bitch jump down too? Could it be that she is sick? Ha, haha, I know, she is going to jump down to save me!"

Seeing Liang Xin's slender figure in police uniform plunged into the black water, Chu Yang immediately guessed that she jumped down because she was afraid that something would happen to him. Laughing, I feel that this woman is quite 2 (Hebei dialect, meaning fool), she dares to jump in such dirty and smelly water.

Happy to be happy, but Chu Yang would not be moved to stand up and wave to Hanoi to let her come up.If it weren't for her blatantly saying that she wanted to punish him just now, how could the suave and suave Uncle Chu Yang Chu end up in such a mess that he was covered in stink?

So, taking advantage of the time when Liang Xin was showing her head and diving into the water, Chu Yang quickly stood up, slapped her buttocks and climbed up the big lift, bent over and stepped on the leather shoes filled with stinky water, bang, chirp, chirp, chirp. It's amazing...

Liang Xin suppressed the desire to vomit, and tossed back and forth in the water near the bridge several times, but she didn't catch anything.After surfacing for the fourth time, she looked at the river slowly flowing eastward, and shouted with tears in her voice: "Chu Yang, Chu Yang! Where did you die? Please don't let anything happen to you."

At this time, many people were already standing on the railing of the bridge above Liang Xin's head, pointing at Liang Xin in the river and talking about it.An enthusiastic citizen also dialed 110, saying that a Passat police car with a siren was parked on the Xiaoqinghe Bridge in the northern suburbs of southern Hebei.Moreover, there is a brave people's policeman in the river, swaying like a headless chicken in the water, and it seems that he should be saving people in the water.

As soon as the enthusiastic citizen hung up the phone, he saw several police cars and an Audi coming from the direction of the city. They stopped at the bridge in the blink of an eye.

Amid the bang bang of the door, seven or eight policemen and a middle-aged beautiful woman in a suit jumped out of the car quickly.Immediately, someone recognized this beautiful woman as their parents, Mayor Guan Fan.

After Fan Jing got out of the car, she walked quickly to the railing of the bridge, ignoring the smell of the river water, leaning on the railing and bending down to look down, just in time to see Liang Xin floating up from the water for the fifth time, heading towards the distant river. Shouting something.

"Wang Wenjie, Xiao Han, you guys hurry up and search along the shore! Lao Li, you immediately call the relevant unit to send a water search and rescue team..." Li Wendong was also in a hurry at this time, if Liang Xin was still in the river, He would definitely give her a slap and then scold her.

After watching for 2 minutes, Fan Jing slowly straightened her back, crossed her arms with her hands, her face was gloomy, not much better than the water of Xiaoqing River.

Li Wendong looked at the river anxiously.On the way here, he still didn't understand what kind of pressure Liang Xin put on Chu Yang, so that such a young man with excellent moral character would jump into the river in a panic... Yes, it must be suicide.If he just jumped into the river to scare Liang Xin, there's no need to jump into the Xiaoqing River.Only those who have the will to die will jump into such a river that may not necessarily drown people, but may suffocate them to death.

"Report to the chief, Captain Liang seems to be exhausted. We asked her to come up, but she refused." Panting, Xiao Han ran up from the bank of the river and reported loudly to Li Wendong.If the water hadn't been too dirty, he, Wang Wenjie and others would definitely have jumped in without hesitation.

"Director Li, let her come up first." Without waiting for Li Wendong to speak, Fan Jing gave him an order: "Don't ignore the safety of the rescuer just because you are saving lives."

"Yes!" Li Wendong agreed, and hurriedly shouted at Wang Wenjie and others who were standing by the river: "Go down a few, and drag Liang Xin up for me!"

Damn, if I knew this earlier, I would go up and report it.Wang Wenjie cursed in his heart, took off his police cap and put it on the bank, waved and shouted: "Follow me!" Then he jumped into the river with a plop.

Seeing him jumping, the rest of the policemen could only pinch their noses, jumped down with a plop, and dragged Liang Xin to the shore with all their might.

Looking at Liang Xin who was slumped on the ground, Fan Jing asked in a low voice, "Officer Liang, can you tell me how Chu Yang fell into the water?"

"I, I just made a few jokes with him... He suddenly opened the car door and jumped from the bridge into the river." Liang Xin retched twice as she said that, then bent over and coughed quickly.

"Just made a few jokes? Will the joke make him jump into the river?" Fan Jing wanted to ask her what was going on, but seeing her pale face and blue lips, she felt a little bit unbearable, so she snorted coldly , turned around and wanted Li Wendong to urge the water search and rescue team, but saw him take out his mobile phone, covered his ears and asked loudly: "What what? Ah! Oh, is it true? Alright, I see."

After disconnecting the phone number, Li Wendong walked up to Fan Jing with a long sigh of relief, and said loudly, "The 110 command center received a call just now, saying that Chu Yang has gone ashore."

"Who called the police?" Fan Jing asked anxiously.

"It's Chu Yang himself, and he called with public words."

After hearing the news, Liang Xin closed her eyes and shouted, "Chu Yang!"

Then let out a mournful cry.

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"Bitch, if it weren't for the fact that you are a woman, I wouldn't call anything, and I have to let you soak in that river for a long time. Alas, my heart is getting softer and weaker." This is not a good sign." Chu Yang hung up the phone and walked out of the phone booth, raised his arm and sniffed the stench on his body, feeling that after getting used to the smell now, it was not as unbearable as when he first landed.

Looking at the continuous flow of vehicles on the road, Chu Yang felt that if he went back like this, no matter whether he went to the Yunshui Group or the bodyguard company, it would only affect his glorious image, so he planned to find a place to wash himself off first.

Just as Chu Yang walked along the side of the road and raised his head to look for a place like a sauna room, a Poussin stopped next to him.The car door opened, revealing Hu Li's smiling face: "Just now, I held my nose and walked around the river, and then I realized how brave you are."

"Don't be so fucking gloating, my guts are green from regretting it now." Chu Yang cursed, opened the back door of the car and was about to get in the car, but it closed with a bang, opened the front door and sat in the side seat. in the driver's seat.

Hu Li knew that this kid deliberately sat in front to avenge his schadenfreude just now, so he squeezed his nose and cursed, and then started the car.

After arriving near the long-distance bus station, I found a hotel with good conditions. The waitress in the hotel was amazed that the two big men opened a room in broad daylight! In the eyes of Chu Yang, as if he was about to pull it into his pants, he impatiently snatched the door key from the waitress, and jumped up to the second floor like a rabbit...

An hour later, Chu Yang, who used a whole bar of soap and rubbed almost a layer of skin off his body, walked out of the bathroom of the guest room naked, with the tangled bracelet on his wrist.

On the sofa in the guest room, Hu Li was reading an e-book titled "Get Away from My Wife and Pick Up Girls" on his mobile phone with relish, and beside him was a new set of clothes that he just bought.

Chu Yang shook his wet hair, sat down on the sofa, and was not in a hurry to get dressed, but picked up the cigarette case from the coffee table and took out a cigarette to light it up. He sighed: "Oh, I won't jump into that river if I'm killed in the future."

Glancing at Chu's crotch with envy in his eyes, Hu Li switched off his mobile phone and flicked the soot directly on the sofa cushion with his right hand: "Shuangsha came directly from Tokyo Asia Interpol, they are coming to China I may have figured out Chai Murong's details before, so I didn't earn their consulting fees."

"Yeah." Chu Yang hummed, lying on the sofa obliquely, and closed his eyes after a while: "The killer group hasn't moved yet?"

"I only got the news at noon that South Korea's 'Hand of God' has come to southern Hebei."

"Finally someone can't hold back anymore, where are their people?"

"They kept a low profile this time. They didn't live in the urban area, but chose a small hotel in the eastern suburbs." Hu Li replied, "I've already told Lao Jiu the exact address."

Chu Yang sat up slowly, threw the cigarette butts on the floor, and began to get dressed: "There are already three groups of killers staying in southern Hebei, if these Koreans die violently again, others will probably suspect you as a manager You'd better leave here for the time being, and visit the great rivers and mountains of the motherland."

Hu Li smiled faintly, and said in a low voice, "If I leave Ji Nan, you will lose your ears."

"I'd rather be deaf for a while than be deaf for the rest of my life." Chu Yang put on his shoes, stood up and walked a few steps in the room: "I will take care of the matter of inquiring about the news in the future."

"How did you manage it?" After asking this sentence, Hu Li then came to his senses: "You boy, don't you want to be the underworld brother in southern Hebei?"

"You are much smarter than I imagined. Hehe, why can't I do what others can do?"

"Then I can't leave Ji Nan anymore. With you and Lao Jiu here to protect me, I will sleep more peacefully in the future."

"It's up to you." Chu Yang stomped his feet: "Next time you buy shoes, don't forget to buy a pair that is one size bigger than this size... Let's go, find a place to have a good drink or two to celebrate that I am not stink to death. "