This star is a bit wild

Chapter 75 Chu Duidui

Chapter 75 Chu Duidui

As Chu Hang finished speaking, Tong Fei's expression suddenly became extremely wonderful.

"you……"

Tong Fei's lips twitched slightly: "False happiness, can it be considered happiness?"

"What happened?"

"Just tell me if it's perfect or not?"

Chu Hang shrugged and responded confidently.

On the Internet, just after Chu Hang finished answering, countless "hahaha" comments instantly filled the entire screen.

"Hahahaha, worthy of being the emotionally venomous Chu Duidui, absolutely amazing!"

"Mark the key points on time, and you will understand everything you know!"

"Dude, it's cold, put on your hat!"

"I'm sure Chu Hang is definitely a loyal fan of the education community in our neighboring country. If he hadn't watched a thousand educational videos, he wouldn't have such a deep understanding!"

"I personally tried the classic catchphrase 'So what?' at work a few days ago. It's really useful! Saying it makes me feel refreshed from start to finish!"

"Brother, you're so stupid! If you meet a woman like this, just give up your desire to possess her and just enjoy the right to use her. Even if you lock the shared bike, you're doomed to be kicked off by someone else in the future. Shared bikes all have built-in positioning. For someone with a tracking device, no matter how well you hide, you'll be as clearly visible as a bright light at night!"

"It's time for the much-anticipated moment again, brothers, charge!"

……

The comment section, which was already very lively, became extremely popular because Tong Fei unconsciously started the question-and-answer session. Thousands of comments flashed in the comment section every second, and many netizens were rushing in, causing the number of people in the live broadcast room to surge again.

"Would you like another question?"

Tong Fei, who had originally felt a little bored because of the deserted antique street, now inexplicably found it particularly interesting. She looked at Chu Hang eagerly, and her desire to ask questions was about to burst out.

"Whatever, I'm free anyway."

In his previous life, Chu Hang was a loyal fan of all the talk shows, and was also a top-ranked 5G super surfer. With a lot of experience accumulated in his previous life in his mind, he was not afraid of these people asking any tricky questions.

Tong Fei was immediately delighted when she heard this, and she looked like a girl who got her favorite electric toy or a boy who got his favorite beautiful doll.

"Cough cough!"

"Next netizen asks: Brother Chu, I'm 23 years old, just graduated from college, and have a girlfriend. I spend all my money every month and feel so stressed. Can you comfort me?"

Tong Fei tried hard to make her voice closer to the broadcasting tone, but no matter how much she changed her voice, she still couldn't change her natural clip-shaped voice.

Facing the netizen's question, Chu Hang turned his head and responded with a serious expression: "Brother, you are young now, and being short of money is nothing. Don't put so much pressure on yourself, just relax, because you will have many more tight times in the future."

"Chu Hang, what kind of comfort is this?"

Tong Fei widened her eyes, feeling a bit amused and helpless: "If I were this netizen, after hearing your comfort, I would probably cry even louder!"

"What happened?"

"Is it not okay to tell the truth?"

"Just tell me whether it comforts you or not!"

Chu Hang had that righteous expression again, and responded to Tong Fei with his hands spread out.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded again.

"Chu Hang, your consolation is worth 8.4 points, but I have to deduct points from you because you are really a little bit crazy!"

"What kind of reverse comfort is this? Chu Hang, please behave like a human being!"

"Hahahaha, Chu Hang's BYD is so funny. I used to think he was a lickspittle and a disgrace to us men, but now I find him so interesting and I'm a bit of a fan!"

"Chu Hang, you must never become a psychologist in the future. You only had some psychological problems, but after consulting Chu Hang, guess what happened? You jumped off a building!"

“I really like Tong Fei’s clip sound”

"Dude, is there really no one you care about on the internet? Your perverted comments are so perverted that even a pervert like me thinks they're perverted!"

……

Assistant director Zhang Kailun, who was outside the camera, couldn't stop smiling as he watched the popularity in the live broadcast room continue to soar.

With this amount of traffic, this amount of popularity, and this amount of buzz, I'm afraid the price they just agreed on with advertisers two days ago will have to go up again.

"Chu Hang, be serious!"

"Keep going!"

Tong Fei symbolically reminded Chu Hang, and then continued to excitedly select questions raised by netizens, while Chu Hang put his hands in his pockets, looking leisurely.

It doesn't matter, I will take action!

Next, Chu Hang and Tong Fei walked on the antique street and randomly selected questions raised by netizens to answer.

……

Tong Fei: "A netizen asked: Brother Chu, people say that marriage is the grave of love. I'm very confused now and really don't know whether I should get married. Can you give me some advice?"

Chu Hang: "Brother, my advice is that if you are just an ordinary person and the other party is a good girl, then get married if you can. Although marriage is the grave of love, being able to rest in peace is better than dying in the streets, right?"

Tong Fei: “6”

……

Tong Fei: "A netizen asked: Brother Chu, I made a big mess today. I spilled coffee on our general manager's clothes at work this morning. At noon, I accidentally poured boiling water on the money tree that our company boss has been raising for four years. In the evening, I met a beautiful woman after get off work and chatted her up, but it turned out that she was our boss's mistress. I've been possessed by bad luck today. I can't do anything well. Am I useless?"

Chu Hang: "Brother, don't lose heart. Think about it dialectically. Being able to mess up anything is also a kind of ability. Please maintain a positive and optimistic attitude."

Chu Hang: "Come on, useless thing!"

Tong Fei: “…”

Tong Fei: "Netizens asked: Brother Chu, I met a woman some time ago. We did everything a couple could do, but she always avoided our relationship and didn't give me any clear identity. What do you think she meant by this?"

Chu Hang: "You are a pure laborer, next."

Tong Fei: “6”

……

Tong Fei: "Netizens asked: Brother Chu, I recently went on a blind date with a girl. Her parents like me very much, but I feel like she doesn't like me very much. Her attitude is always lukewarm, but she occasionally invites me to her house for dinner. What's going on?"

Chu Hang: "OK, you are a volunteer, next."

Tong Fei: “6”

……

Tong Fei: "A netizen asked: Brother Chu, I have been with a sister who is five years older than me for two years, but every time we meet and date, it is done secretly, and she is not married. What is going on?"

Chu Hang: "Illegal worker, next one."

Tong Fei: “6”

……

Tong Fei: "Netizens asked: Brother Chu, I finally slept with my goddess, but after sleeping with me, she was still as cold as before, what's going on?"

Chu Hang: "Being a temporary worker is better than being a volunteer. Be content."

Tong Fei: “6”

……

Along the way, Tong Fei kept asking questions and Chu Hang kept answering.

The whole process can be said to be full of golden sentences and countless jokes.

Before Chu Hang and Tong Fei started the question-and-answer session, there were only about 200 million people in the live broadcast room. Now, half an hour later, the number of people in the live broadcast room has almost doubled. The popularity is almost catching up with the qualifying round of "Singer Global Season".

At the same time, Gu Yu and Zhao Qiongying made simultaneous efforts, and hot search entries about Chu Hang landed at the top of the hot search lists of major online media platforms.

[Chu Duidui returns to the stage], [Venomous Chu Hang], [Chu Hang and Tong Fei's romantic date], [Chu Hang, the fun-loving guy], [Chu Hang's popularity]...

Many hot search terms caused some waves in the originally calm Internet.

Although Chu Hang and Tong Fei's pace was not fast, they finally walked out of the antique street, which also meant that the question-and-answer session was over.

"Are we heading back?"

Chu Hang stood on the street, stretched lazily, and turned to ask Tong Fei.

Upon hearing this, Tong Fei opened her mouth and was about to answer "OK", but by chance, she caught a glimpse of a small flower shop not far away. She couldn't help but swallow the word "OK" that was on the tip of her tongue, and then nudged Chu Hang's waist with her elbow.

"Chu Hang, did you forget something today?"

Tong Fei looked straight at Chu Hang and gave a hint while pursing her red lips.

"what?"

Chu Hang frowned slightly, looking a little confused.

"Like I said, I'm a big fan of our show. I remember you gave the female guests a bouquet of flowers the first two times you went on dates with them, but why didn't you give me one?"

Tong Fei did not mention Jiang Shu directly, but used a female guest to replace Jiang Shu. By slightly changing the words, the meaning also changed.

If Jiang Shu was named directly, the atmosphere of the female competition would be too tense, so Tong Fei chose the term "female guest" in the hope that Chu Hang would treat her fairly.

Facing Tong Fei's sudden "attack", Chu Hang was stunned for a moment, then he showed the look of a well-behaved baby: "Next time for sure!"

“There’s a flower shop right there!”

Tong Fei raised her hand and pointed out that the flower shop's pronunciation was particularly heavy.

"where?"

Chu Hang placed his right hand on his brow and asked while pretending to look around.

When Tong Fei saw Chu Hang pretending to be stupid in front of her, she was so angry that she gritted her teeth.

"Chu Hang!"

"what?"

"You smother your mic!"

"what?"

"Cover it up!"

"Oh……"

Although Chu Hang didn't know what Tong Fei was going to do, he still covered the microphone. Then he saw Tong Fei directly unplug the microphone receiver behind her waist with her backhand, and then quickly walked to Chu Hang's side.

"Lower yourself!"

Chu Hang was too tall, and Tong Fei couldn't reach him at all.

"Oh……"

Chu Hang raised his eyebrows slightly and lowered his body a little. At the same time, he was very curious about what Tong Fei wanted to do.

After Chu Hang lowered his body, Tong Fei put her mouth close to Chu Hang's ear, then cupped her hands around her mouth and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito: "Chu Hang, what you did to me at sea this afternoon, don't you think you should compensate me with a bouquet of flowers?"

(End of this chapter)

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