Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 37: Saving the Little Radish Heads

Then, he landed firmly on solid ground—oh no, "inside the wall"! It was so neat and tidy that even the ants on the ground were stunned. They wondered, "What's going on? Is this an alien?" They quickly looked up, ready to watch a "live broadcast from the ant world." Instead, they saw only Yun Ximo's graceful back, leaving a trail of question marks floating in the wind...

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--at the same time

Yun Ling, who had just returned from the company, tilted his head and accurately locked onto a ghostly figure outside the window, as light as a deer in the woods.

At that moment, his eyes were sharp enough to put FBI agents to shame.

However, just as he was about to activate the "all-round, no-blind-angle staring technique", the girl seemed to be swallowed up by a black hole in the universe in an instant. She disappeared faster than the students rushing to the cafeteria when the math teacher announced "get out of class is over". In a flash, she disappeared without a trace.

Yun Ling subconsciously touched his forehead. The capital "question marks" on his forehead suddenly appeared in an emergency meeting, "This must be all the trouble at the company. I've been staying up late so much that my eyes are almost evolving into a 'time-space distortion mirror'. Even the hallucinations have special effects!"

When he thought of his clever little niece, Yun Ling couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth into a helpless smile.

"This little girl loves to disappear all the time, and it's made my old heart almost become a martial arts master who can 'instantly accelerate and instantly calm'.

But this time, it's probably because my old eyesight is blurry that I mistook the tree's shadow for her own. After all, no matter how powerful my niece is, she can't possibly master the art of teleportation."

Finally, Yun Lingdai shook his head, shaking all the wonderful ideas in his mind into bubbles and then bursting them.

Turning around, he walked towards the study with slightly heavy steps.

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——This way

Oh, everyone, did you think that little fight just now was all Yun Ximo could do? Haha, you really underestimated our "atypical heroine"! It was just an appetizer, a warm-up, a stretch.

Yun Ximo raised her eyebrows and put on an unruly smile. The next second, she soared into the air with a whoosh. Her posture was definitely the most dazzling meteor in the night sky, no, it was the brightest crayfish (well, the metaphor of a foodie is so unique)!

Then, here comes the key point - "click", you heard it right, with such an elegant and graceful sound, our hero Yun landed steadily on the "private helipad" on his balcony.

After landing, Yun Ximo did not forget to show her dual attributes of "careful + foodie". She lowered her head and carefully checked the crayfish takeaway in her hand. The merchant was also very considerate. The crayfish were wrapped in plastic wrap like protective clothing for the national treasure giant panda. The crayfish were like wearing customized bulletproof vests, and they were reluctant to leave their "nest" even for a drop of soup.

Yun Ximo was so happy that she almost couldn't help but give the merchant a "Best Takeaway Packaging Award" on the spot.

Even if there is another free fall, the soup has to be obedient and not a drop will leak out, right?

Yun Ximo quietly pushed open the balcony door and placed the army of red crayfish wearing fiery red armor on the table. It looked so grand that if you didn't know her, you would think she had just returned triumphantly from the lobster planet!
Then, she took out her cell phone, pointed it at the crayfish, and took several photos in a row. Her focused expression made it seem like she was taking a fashion photo shoot for the crayfish.

The caption is even more brilliant: "Tonight, I will have a culinary battle with this group of 'shrimp soldiers and crab generals'. Who is afraid of who?"

Then, the battle gear is online—once you put on the gloves, no one will love them! Transform into a shrimp-peeling expert. With a gentle pinch, a twist, and a pull, the golden shrimp meat emerges like pieces of gold embedded in a white jade dish, the aroma overflowing, making you want to eat like crazy.

"Little crayfish, little crayfish, you can hide from Chuyi, but you can't escape the clutches of this lady!"

Each one was temptingly red and so spicy that she exclaimed that it was delicious.

But at this moment, a melodious piano sound passed through the wall and quietly invaded her "crayfish territory" like a midnight ghost.

At this moment, Yun Yutong was sitting in front of a high-end custom-made piano, surrounded by circles of soft yet gentle lights, just like a rising star locked by stage lights.

The curtains were drawn so tightly that the starlight and moonlight outside could not sneak in to disturb her "personal concert".

She was wearing a dress as white as snow, and standing next to the shiny black piano, she looked as fresh as a little white flower that had just walked out of a fairy tale book. She was simply the ultimate version of the "black and white combination", a musical elf who had strayed into the mortal world.

Completely immersed in his own little musical universe, unable to extricate himself.

Yun Ximo raised an eyebrow, remembering that her room happened to be right next to Yun Yutong's piano room. "So it's Little White Flower? You're up late at night, giving a solo concert here? You didn't even check your watch. So late at night, are you trying to hypnotize the whole city with your piano music? Or do you think you're going to heaven and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun if you play well? You're playing here, are you thinking you're the reincarnation of Beethoven?"

Actually, everyone was busy closing up shop at that time. "The sound of your piano can only accompany my crayfish shells, making people feel annoyed and distracted."

Please, this isn't Vienna's Golden Hall. No matter how great your piano skills are, they're barely considered 'background music' here, and the kind that easily brings back memories of Kayako.

While Yun Ximo was complaining, she did not forget to stuff crayfish into her mouth, with her face full of "helplessness" and "dignity of a foodie".

Although she herself can't play the piano, if we talk about the original owner, she is the "hidden boss" in the piano world. Her skills are so high that Yun Yutong's piano sound like a beginner practicing.

It was like an elephant versus an ant competing for strength. So, to her, the piano music was just a discordant note in the night, not worth mentioning.

After all, a true master doesn't need to show off.

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If Yun Yutong was just a little willful, she could ignore it, but Yun Yutong is bad by nature. She framed the original owner in her previous life and liked to take advantage of others and get herself out of it afterwards. All men fall for this.

Yun Ximo raised her eyebrows. She was thinking about how to give "Little White Flower" the kind of "surprise" that would make people want to scream and run away.

Who made that "little white flower" cause trouble for our poor original owner? Although Yun Ximo was now wearing the shell of the original owner, the flame of justice was burning in her heart. Humph, bullying our original owner, and still expecting to get away with it? No way!
Countless funny scenes of the "little white flower" being frightened and pale have been played out in my mind.

She was planning to catch "Little White Flower" off guard and let her know why the flowers are so red - oh no, to let her know how "sweet" the consequences of bullying are!
However, at this critical moment, there was a "dong dong dong" sound of footsteps on the stairs.

Yun Ximo was so smart that her playful mood was instantly grabbed by the hand of rationality and pressed back into her stomach.

She was so anxious, as if the duck in her mouth had flown away, but she remained calm on the surface. In a second, she switched to good girl mode, put on the oil on her feet, and rushed back to her room in a flash. Her speed was comparable to that of Sun Wukong's somersault cloud.

As soon as the door closed, Yun Ximo patted her chest and secretly congratulated herself: "What a close call! My 'prank' was almost exposed early! It seems that I have to choose an auspicious day to play pranks on people!"

In this world, it’s not easy to be a ‘little avenger’; you have to be on guard against ‘uninvited guests on the stairs’ all the time!

Yun Ximo was hiding in the door like a kitten eavesdropping on gossip, with her ears erected higher than Teletubbies.

It turned out to be the Terminator of the Midnight Piano Sound, and the protagonist was none other than the "timely rain" - Uncle Yunling.

This guy is usually low-key, but at critical moments he becomes a superhero who stops noise pollution.

Yun Ximo listened to the conversation outside and thought to herself, "Tsk tsk, it seems that in this Yun family game, Uncle Yun Ling is still a rare species who can distinguish between day and night and understands the principle of 'not disturbing others in the dead of night'!"

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Yun Ling's voice was calm and indifferent. "Yutong, practicing the piano can certainly improve your skills, but you also have to pay attention to the time. It's late now, and you have to go to school tomorrow. Go to bed early." As he finished speaking, the melody that had been flowing in the piano room suddenly stopped. Yun Yutong's voice was a little strange, "I know, Dad."

Yun Ximo picked up another crayfish, the shell of which she had already peeled, and tilted her head back, as the red little creature slid into her "Dragon Palace." Then, she lowered her head and began searching for a needle in a haystack on her phone—no, she was browsing WeChat messages.

This WeChat friend list was even cleaner than her refrigerator. Only two or three "rare animals" were still visible: Yu Su and Bian Chi. Yu Su, like a migratory bird from afar, would occasionally drop a message saying he was coming to visit her in Dongcheng. Yun Xi would simply reply, "Sure," and their conversation would pause, like it had been paused, frozen in a time tunnel three days prior.

As for Bian Chi, this guy was always keeping an eye on everything. When he saw Yun Xi posting her "crayfish feast" on WeChat Moments, he not only quickly liked it but also sent a message. The words between the lines revealed a sense of "big brother" concern:

[Little girl, how are you doing in the Yun family? Are you not being bullied by any ignorant people?]

Yunxi's lips curled up into a smile, and her fingers quickly tapped the keyboard to reply: [Me? I don't exist! I'm not made of tofu. If anyone dares to touch me, I'll let him know that the 'wrath of crayfish' is not to be underestimated!] After that, she ruthlessly destroyed another crayfish.

But just as she was about to fight another one, she suddenly felt something was wrong. She slapped her forehead, thinking that her response seemed a little too nonchalant. She thought, "Isn't this a little too chivalrous? Does it make me seem too optimistic? You know, in this role, the original owner had suffered a lot of injustice and was a real punching bag."

Even though she's taken over someone else's body, she's no longer obsessed with that scumbag fiancé Shi He Shen, and she won't let anyone touch her. It seems like I'm not in the original style."

Yun Xi rolled her eyes silently and muttered, "Looks like I need to improve my self-cultivation as a time-traveling girl. I need to learn to find a balance between being calm and composed and self-protective. Otherwise, I'll be sold out one day and have to help others count the money!"

She pondered for a moment, "This news spread so quickly. Bian Chi, with his 5.2 eyesight, is as good as an eagle's. He must have seen it.

I could save face within two minutes, but withdrawing it now? Wouldn't that be like writing 'I'm trying to cover up my mistake!' on my face! No, no, that would be so embarrassing. I'd probably have to scrape out a three-bedroom apartment! Forget it, withdraw it or not, whatever. After all, the crayfish is calling me, and the crayfish understands my heart best!

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On the other hand, Bian Chi's mind was like a supercomputer, analyzing Yun Ximo's situation thoroughly. He knew that she might have encountered those "blind" troubles again, but she was very tough, like a silent ninja, and would never say a word even if she was beaten to death.

Bian Chi could only feel sorry for her secretly, and at the same time tacitly pretended to be confused, but he still felt a little aggrieved in his heart. The little girl was so polite to him that he had a subtle feeling of being "awarded a good person award", and he felt that there was still a layer of "polite glass wall" between him and her.

The little man in my heart was also jumping around there: "Are we being treated too politely? No, no, I have to find an opportunity to smash this 'glass wall'!"

At this moment, Bian Chi's fingers jumped on the phone screen again, and the first message rushed towards Yun Ximo like a rocket: [Little foodie, I'll take you to eat hot pot tomorrow, is that awesome?]

The second piece of news popped up almost immediately after the first, as enthusiastic as a winter warmer: [A new hot pot restaurant has opened on the third floor of BBK Mall, and it's getting rave reviews. How about we try it?]

Yun Ximo's phone vibrated. Before she could digest the first message, the second one hit like lightning. Her heart was so overwhelmed that her fingers were practically emitting sparks. Almost reflexively, she typed a reply: [Okay, okay, okay!] In the world of foodies, hot pot is a diamond-level existence. And what's more, someone is treating, especially a handsome guy like Bian Chi. If she didn't go, she would be letting her hungry stomach down. Not eating? That would be a waste of food!

Yun Ximo found a perfect excuse for herself in her heart: "Not going? That's impossible! The honor of a foodie cannot be violated!" In the face of hot pot, crayfish have to stand aside!

So, crayfish was "banished to the cold palace" and hot pot became the absolute protagonist in Yun Ximo's dream tonight.

(End of this chapter)