Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 40 Dog's Tooth Greetings

"Little girl, come on, come closer, let's talk about the philosophy of life. No, no, it's just a slip of the tongue, let's get serious - let's talk about business! This place is a golden sign, suitable for all ages, high quality, and absolutely a serious business, without any shady tricks!
Upon hearing this, Yun Ximo quipped, "You're still talking about a legitimate business? Are you planning to turn this 'human trafficking' business into a publicly listed company, aiming to become the 'Bill Gates of the illegal trade'?"

So, she smiled and said, "Okay, then we'll say goodbye to you! But remember, next time you go out, remember to check the almanac, so you don't run into Black Friday again!"

The leading trafficker waved his hand, signaling the younger brothers behind him to move forward:
Yun Ximo was so calm and composed, she slid lightly with her feet and moved in a graceful manner. Without changing her expression or heartbeat, she instantly approached and grabbed the leading trafficker's arm. The leading trafficker was still muttering in his heart: "Did I get the wrong script?"

The next second, Yun Ximo raised her arm and did a gorgeous shoulder throw with her backhand. Her movements were smooth, cold, decisive, and also had a bit of artistic sense.

The next ten seconds were a brilliant clip! Yun Ximo punched, kicked, and elbowed with dizzying speed, each strike precise and precise, only this time it was the unfortunate traffickers who were being hit.

They seemed to have their acupuncture points pressed, and had no time to react before they fell to the ground one after another, forming a perfect "human Arhat Tower".

Throughout the entire process, Yun Ximo remained calm and composed, not even a hair out of place. Panting? Impossible! Finally, she gently clapped her hands, as if brushing off nonexistent dust, and said lightly, "When I say one minute, I mean to deal with you little minions. It really only takes one minute."

After he finished speaking, the scene fell silent, leaving only the wailing of the traffickers and the confused atmosphere of "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?" in the air.

This one-sided beating made the human traffickers deeply realize the hard truth that "you will pay for what you have done sooner or later."

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In the mall, a panic-stricken disappearance incident suddenly occurred, and several children disappeared.

This sudden situation caused the mall door to close quickly, and the interior of the mall instantly fell into chaos, with cries and shouts rang out one after another.

A couple said anxiously: "We clearly told her to stay where she was and not to run away, but she disappeared in a minute."

"Please help me find my child."

Another father blamed himself and said: "It's all my fault. I shouldn't have been so addicted to watching videos, otherwise my little girl wouldn't have gotten lost."

Another elderly man was even more distraught: "My youngest son is only five years old. If I can't find him, I would rather die. How can I explain this to his parents?"

The mall staff quickly stepped forward and reassured the anxious parents in a gentle tone: "Please rest assured, parents. We have already called the police.

The police station is very close to us and they are on their way. "We will do our best to find the missing children."

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Bian Chi left the hot pot restaurant to find the girl. The mall was extremely noisy and bustling with people talking.

Holding a little yellow dog wearing a small vest in her hand, Yun Ximo had been in the bathroom for several "centuries". Bian Chi was very anxious, fearing that she would be sucked into the magic mirror in the bathroom.

The little yellow dog seemed to sense the tension, wagging its tail and saying, "Master, calm down, calm down! There's a saying in the dog world: 'A desperate dog will jump over the wall, a desperate person will look for the toilet.' She must be lost in there, but she'll eventually come out."

Unfortunately, Bian Chi couldn’t understand the dog’s “dog talk” and could only worry.

Time passed minute by minute, and Bian Chi waited and waited, but there was still no sign of Yun Ximo.

The man and the dog walked around in circles in the mall.

As a result, they searched the mall thoroughly and almost went to the fitting room and knocked on the door to ask, "Is anyone there?", but there was still no sign of Yun Ximo.

Bian Chi reluctantly took out his phone and dialed the familiar number, muttering to himself, "Answer it, answer it! Even if you're on Mars, you have to answer my call!" Unfortunately, there was only a cold "beep" sound from the other end of the line, as if mocking him mercilessly: "Dude, you've been shielded by the magic of the bathroom!"

Bian Chi thought to himself: "Could this girl have gotten lost in outer space?
When Bian Chi turned around, he saw a group of uniformed police officers, who were like a superhero squad descending from the sky, instantly lighting up the light of hope in the parents' eyes.

With this look, it would be an understatement to say that one has seen the Bodhisattva Guanyin descend to the earth. It is as if one has seen the "Buddha who saves children"!

As for the parents, who were as anxious as ants on a hot pan just now, when they saw the police uncle, their tears flowed more diligently than the summer rain, pouring out like money.

They surrounded him one by one, and it was as if they had met their long-lost relatives. They were almost giving him a hug and crying.

"Comrade police officer, our beloved, precious child is missing! Please save our little darling!" The parents pleaded so loudly that it was heartbreaking to hear them.

The police officers were desperately trying their best. They were busy handing out tissues to parents to wipe their tears, while also trying to maintain their dignified demeanor. "Everyone calm down, everyone calm down, take a deep breath, take a deep breath. Don't worry, we will do our best. Come on, tell us slowly, what are the specific circumstances of the child's disappearance? Don't worry, we can start with what you had for breakfast..."

Upon hearing this, the parents erupted in chatter, spouting off details like whether their children drank milk or soy milk that morning, or whether they ate eggs or steamed buns. The police could only nod and take notes, wondering: If these parents applied their observational skills to detective work, they'd solve countless crimes!
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at the same time.

In the garbage room, Yun Ximo looked down at the six human traffickers lined up like dominoes. Each of them, their faces adorned with the words "Life is hard, cherish every moment," piled up like a small mountain of miserable people.

Yun Ximo placed one foot gracefully yet firmly on the arm of the leading trafficker. Her gesture practically said, "Business? I have a direct route to the police station."

Her tone was cold enough to freeze tofu, yet she still managed to maintain a sense of humor as she asked, "Hey, buddy, I heard there are three more female members of your team? Are they planning on forming a 'Charlie's Angels' squad? Where are they? Have they vanished?"

As she stepped on the "friendly reminder" (adding more force), the leading trafficker's expression instantly changed from "I can hold on for another 500 years" to "Please, spare my old legs." He wailed, begging for mercy: "I'll tell you, I'll tell you! But can we talk about this? Can you please move your 'heavy foot' somewhere else? My little body is really falling apart!"

When Yun Ximo heard this, a smile of "I'm glad you're sensible" appeared on her lips. Her expression seemed to say, "If you had been so smart earlier, we could have a cup of tea together and chat about the philosophy of life."

Then, the "extra question upgrade" (another kick) was successfully completed, leaving the traffickers on the ground: "???"

Yun Ximo had so much fun in the "restroom" that her sense of time flew away along with the kite string. When she looked at her phone, she saw that her friend Bian Chi was calling her non-stop, and she was so scared that she almost thought she had become a fugitive!
Quickly, with a flick of the finger, the call was connected, and Yun Ximo on the other end started talking: "There's a garbage room in the children's playground on the fifth floor."

When Bian Chi heard this, he slammed on the brakes while holding Xiao Huang's hand, muttering, "What? The garbage room in the children's playground?" However, despite his doubts, he couldn't stop, so he clicked a button and went straight to the fifth floor.

At this time, the little yellow dog's nose was like equipped with radar. It sniffed the "smell clues" left by Yun Ximo and led Bian Chi around left and right. Finally, the man and the dog successfully reached their destination.

As Bian Chi entered, he saw Yun Ximo, surrounded by a group of little kids—the very same children who had disappeared from the mall. His gaze slid downward, and there lay a field of "human dominoes" on the ground, neatly arranged like some kind of eerie floor art exhibition. He instantly understood the situation.

He turned his head in disbelief, facing Yun Ximo's calm face, his mouth wide open enough to fit an egg. "Did these human traffickers collectively sleepwalk into a wall? Otherwise, why are they all lying here? Or..." He dragged out the words, "Did you just single-handedly knock out all of these people with just a 'swish, swish'?!"

Yun Ximo shrugged calmly, "Oh, that's a small matter. I just made the leader into a 'Venus de Milo', then a 'Free Fall Experiencer', and then I also got the title of 'Ankle Terminator'. As for the remaining three, I showed my humanitarian spirit and gave each of them a limited edition 'Stone Breaking Chest' service. Then they lay down and rested obediently. It was very simple."

After hearing that, Bian Chi's mouth twitched as if he'd been electrocuted. Then, in slow motion, he turned his head, his expression akin to a tea party between "confusion" and "shock." His voice trembled with disbelief. "How...how could you say 'very simple' so nonchalantly?"

Then, Bian Chi spread his hands, his face as if he had just accepted an "endorsement for grievance", and wailed, "You fellow, you carried out such a passionate, heart-pounding drama behind my back, and you didn't even give me, your best partner, a kick? My hands have been sharpened for a long time, and yet you just let me enjoy it alone. Have you used your conscience to stir-fry beans? You're so hard! This is so unbrotherly!"

He even bent down and said to Xiao Huang, who was standing at his feet with a confused look on his face, "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, we usually wear the same pants (although you actually wear woolen pants). Such a happy thing, yet you were left out like a dog?
The little yellow dog cooperated very well and wagged its tail: [Woof~Woof~Woof~]

At this moment, a human trafficker was probably frightened out of his wits by Yun Ximo's overwhelming fighting power, and even chose such a "low-key" escape route - he planned to use invisibility in full view of everyone and slip away quietly.

But he never expected that he had hit a wall this time, oh no, he had "shitty luck".

The little yellow dog instantly lunged forward, its speed like a canine version of the Flash at eight times the speed. It bit the trafficker's wrist with just the right amount of force, presumably wanting the trafficker to experience the feeling of a "passionate kiss from a dog."

The little yellow dog tells everyone through his actions: A hero is not judged by weight or leg length. At a critical moment, even a person with short legs can save the world from dire straits.

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Yun Ximo was about to send an emergency call to Luo Luo, but then she caught sight of Bian Chi from the corner of her eye. Like a cat lazily basking in the sun, suddenly realizing there's a dog poised to pounce, glaring at her dried fish! She muttered to herself, "This person is right here. If I call Luo Luo directly, won't that betray me? I have a friend?" No, no! The scene was too beautiful, she couldn't imagine it.

So, Yun Ximo thought about it, and faster than eating potato chips, she took out her mobile phone, and her fingers jumped across the screen to enter the game interface. Her proficiency was even more natural than brushing her teeth every morning.

As for Luo Luo, he was probably bored out of his mind, counting his fur one by one until he could almost recite "Luo Luo is a small dog distribution map." When he heard there was a mission coming, he was so excited that the news was "sent" to the police at the speed of light.

When the police officers heard this, they were so fast that they jumped from the third floor of the mall to the fifth floor in one step. When the elevator door opened, the speed was as fast as your mother suddenly calling you to go home for dinner. Before you have time to think about whether you want to play another game, the meal is already steaming hot on the table, waiting for you to pick up your chopsticks.

When we arrived at the scene, we saw that the six human traffickers were completely subdued, like tamed kittens.

There were a few little guys around, their eyes showing a little confusion but also a bit of joy at surviving the disaster.

A minute later, a police officer's voice came over the intercom: "Comrades remaining on the third floor, attention! We've received reliable information that an accomplice of human traffickers is impersonating a parent, attempting to take advantage of the situation and create chaos to escape!"

Upon hearing this, the police officers immediately looked warily at the crowd around them, their eyes saying, "You still want to play 'Mission Impossible' with us?

(End of this chapter)