Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 53 Threatening the Young Uncle Hat

Yun Ling's handsome face was forcibly adorned with a series of question marks. "How can my niece be so amused just watching a flock of birds pecking at people? Am I really getting old, my thinking rigid, completely out of touch, unable to keep up with the rapid pace of the young people of this new era?"

As for Shu Manli, how could she, a pampered creature, have ever seen such a scene? She was so frightened that her face turned pale, her screams pierced the sky, and then she fled back to her room like a mouse being chased by a cat.

At this moment, Yun Ling's assistant suddenly spoke, interrupting the delicate atmosphere at the moment.

With a smile on his face, he said leisurely, "The police are here, everyone."

Two policemen in shining uniforms appeared from the living room door.

Just as they were about to start the "routine mode", the smell of bird droppings, which was more "intoxicating" than durian and more "refreshing" than stinky tofu, suddenly swept in rudely. The police officers' noses, which had been baptized by countless crime scenes, couldn't help but make tiny "protest wrinkles" involuntarily.

Faced with this sudden "biochemical attack", the police officers were also people who had seen a lot of storms. It took them only a few tenths of a second to complete the mentality change from "What is this weird smell?" to "We are police officers, we can't panic". They quickly adjusted their breathing, took a deep breath, and took another deep breath. They held back the complaints that were about to overflow, and put on the mask of "I am a professional, this little thing can't bother me" again.

A policeman asked, "Excuse me, who was the one who was given the aphrodisiac by Qin Chen?"

Before she finished speaking, Yun Ximo walked up to the police officer and said in a clear voice, "Police officer, it's me."

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Two policemen sat on the sofa in the living room with serious expressions. One of them slowly took out a notebook and a pen from his briefcase with neat and professional movements. Then he sat up straight and prepared to start recording.

Another police officer held a recorder to ensure that no detail was missed.

Mrs. Qin's face was as pale as the freshly painted walls, anger and sneer intertwined on her face, changing three times a second! Her eyes darted back and forth between Yun Ximo and the police, finally fixed firmly on Yun Ximo like a magnet attracting nails.

"Yun Ximo, are you really that brave? Call the police? How dare you!"

Facing Mrs. Qin's "eye attack", she didn't even give her a glance and started "narration mode": "Comrade police, this is what happened..."

What's the point of calling the police? Otherwise, I'll make you famous all over the country next time!

As Yun Ximo spoke, the two policemen were like programmers who had turned on the "focus mode", sometimes nodding their heads to indicate "yes, we understand you"; sometimes they lowered their heads and wrote furiously, afraid of missing any key words.

During this process, Mrs. Qin's cold words and remarks were like mosquitoes buzzing non-stop, but they were drowned out by Yun Ximo and the police officers' "extremely professional" attitude.

The small notebook of record was snapped shut. Yun Ximo turned to the police uncle and said with a smile: "Uncle police, do you know? This Qin Chen, he is not an ordinary person, he is the legendary young master of the Qin family who made his fortune in the underworld! He was just bragging here, saying that you police uncles are paper tigers and dare not touch a hair on his head. Isn't this clearly saying goodbye to the law!"

After saying that, she pointed at Qin Chen, who was standing not far away and had a look on his face that said, "Come on, I'm not afraid," and said, "Look, that's him, the overconfident guy!"

Yun Ximo then continued, "But don't worry, police officer. I love to uphold justice. I've thoughtfully packed up the evidence, including the call records, hotel surveillance footage, and my drug test report, and sent them to Captain Xie Jing of the Criminal Investigation Brigade."

Mrs. Qin, who was furious, raised her voice so high it could have pierced the roof: "Yun Ximo! Have you had enough of this? You're slandering my son by fabricating false evidence. You'll be the one crying later!"

Yun Ximo: “…” Madam Qin is not only stubborn, but she also adds drama to herself!
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When the police officer called Criminal Investigation Captain Xie Jing, the atmosphere was so serious that it could freeze time, and so urgent that it seemed as if the whole world was counting down the seconds.

On the other end of the phone, Xie Jing's voice was as calm as iced cola, short but resounding: "Well... we have evidence, we can arrest him."

The policeman nodded coolly, put the phone away, and tucked it into his uniform pocket. He raised an eyebrow at his colleague and said, "Alright, the evidence is solid. Let's go ahead and arrest him!"

As he spoke, the policeman took big strides and headed straight towards Qin Chen.

But the moment they approached Qin Chen, a smell of bird poop that was enough to fog up Iron Man's mask and make Batman give up his night patrol silently "bombed" the police officers' sense of smell.

But the police officers are elite professionals who have been tempered through countless trials. Even when faced with a "biohazard-level" odor attack, they only frowned slightly, thinking to themselves, "For the sake of justice, what is this little sacrifice?"

A policeman took a deep breath, and then put on the handcuffs that shone with the light of justice on Qin Chen at a speed so fast that even lightning was ashamed. The whole process was smooth and flowing.

Qin Chen's face changed from confusion to shock, and then to disbelief, his mouth opened so wide that an egg could fit in.

He began to struggle, his strength so strong that it felt like he was going to break the police officer's hands. He kept shouting, "I didn't break any law! Why are you arresting me?!"

The policemen had a look on their faces that said, "If I had known this, I wouldn't have done it in the first place." One of them even told him righteously, "Intentional injury, understand? Do you think he should be arrested?"

After saying this, the policeman was already thinking silently in his mind, "After this job is done, the first thing I have to do when I get home is take a hot bath with three pounds of scented candles! This smell will make even the police dogs avoid it."

Mrs. Qin was distraught as she watched her son being taken away by the police. She invoked the Qin family's power and status in an attempt to pressure the police. "Officer, I think there must be some misunderstanding here. It's just a little fight between children. Why make such a fuss?"

But are the police officers vegetarians? They stand still like pine trees, their eyes revealing the message of "impartiality and impartiality, and the law is merciless."

Seeing Yun Ximo's calm demeanor, Madam Qin was furious. She turned her attention to Yun Ximo, saying, "You shameless little devil, you only know how to use seductive tricks! Not only did you seduce my son, but you even tried to call the police falsely. What are you up to? Come here and explain everything clearly. Don't pretend to be a pure little white rabbit!"

Every word was like a sharp dagger, whizzing towards Yun Ximo.

But what about Yun Ximo? She smiled lightly, as if nothing had happened: "Madam Qin, you are not young anymore, why are you still like a child and don't understand the law?" "Madam Qin, if you say that, someone who doesn't know would think you are living in a feudal dynasty."

"We are young, but we know more about the law than you do."

Yun Ximo's answer was neither hasty nor impatient, but every word was full of gems.

Madam Qin nearly fainted. Her voice instantly rose an octave, her aura undiminished. "Yun Ximo, don't go too far! You should be sensible and forgive others when you can. Don't take yourself too seriously!"

Yun Ximo remained calm and composed, nodded slightly, and said compassionately, "Oh, Madam Qin, don't worry. I have some self-awareness and never think of myself as a dish. After all, dishes should lie obediently on the plate and wait for others to pick them up. I like to be self-reliant, do things by myself, and have enough food and clothing."

After saying that, she had to add a little more pepper, "It's you, Madam Qin, if you're happy to make that 'dish' and wait for others to pick it up every day, then you have to be happy about it yourself, and don't take me with you. I like to cook by myself, not sit at the table and let others pick and choose!"

When Mrs. Qin heard this, she was so angry that she felt as if a ball of cotton was stuffed in her chest, making her feel suffocated.

Madam Qin waved her hand, and several bodyguards immediately stepped forward, surrounding the two policemen. Her voice was quiet, but it carried an undeniable command: "Take your young master back. This is the Qin family's internal affairs, and outsiders are not allowed to interfere!"

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Faced with this sudden situation, a young police officer said to Mrs. Qin with a serious expression, "When we wear this police uniform, it means we are the enforcers of national laws and the maintainers of order. No matter how powerful the Qin family behind you is, it cannot be an excuse for you to act outside the law."

Then, he added humorously, "Don't treat us police officers like stone lions at the gate, just for fun."

Qin Chen's face was as pale as if it had been painted with putty powder. Fear and helplessness were intertwined on his face. He screamed in a loud voice, "Mom! I don't want to go to the cell, save me!"

Mrs. Qin laughed in anger. She took a deep breath, her chest rising and falling violently, and said threateningly, "Young man, you've been a police officer for a short time, haven't you? Listen carefully, there are some things you can't learn from books. Those rules and regulations in books are not enough."

Then, she added coldly, "You may not know this yet, but the word 'impossible' doesn't exist in the Qin family's dictionary. If you dare to take my son away today, within half an hour, you'll experience what it means to be caught in a trap while you're at home—the accusation of corruption and bribery will be quietly pinned on you, and your career will surely fall faster than autumn leaves. So, are you ready to gamble your bright future on this?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the air around them became so solid that it could freeze tofu, and even the dust began to stand still, fearing that it would be blown away by the oppressive feeling.

However, the threatened young police officer, as if he had bought an invincible plug-in in the game, not only did he not hide, but he stood as straight as a small pine tree that had just been watered by the spring rain. When the wind blew, he did not move at all, and he faced Mrs. Qin's "oppressive glare" head-on.

The young police officer didn't even blink, let alone show a trace of fear: "Mrs. Qin, I received your threat, but you still have to take the person away."

"Mrs. Qin, your tone is truly breathtaking. In broad daylight, you openly challenge the authority of the police with threatening words. This is not only an obstruction of public service, but also a blatant trampling on the dignity of the law."

"Oh, I see. You want to go to jail with that ignorant son of yours?"

Yun Ling's voice was as cold as mist, and every word he said was cutting.

Yun Ling's words brought Mrs. Qin to a screeching halt, but before she could even open her mouth.

Qin Chen was already shouting impatiently, and he had the advantage of "taking the initiative to speak to his mother": "Mom! Please call Dad quickly and ask him to use his connections to teach these ungrateful policemen a lesson!"

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As a result, Qin Chen's shout was so powerful that even the heavens were alarmed. However, the one sent was not Granny Feng, but the "cold-faced King of Hell" wearing a uniform and a golden police badge - Captain Xie Jing!

Then, three heroic policemen in shining uniforms appeared on the stage.

When Yun Ximo saw Xie Jing, her face twisted into a knot and she managed to hold back the laughter that was about to come out of her mouth.

"As soon as Qin Chen opened his mouth, Xie Jing from the Criminal Investigation Team was delivered to his door."

"If this were a card drawing game, countless SSR-level cards would be lining up to jump into his arms! He's simply blessed with luck, unbeatable! His luck is so explosive that even the system trembles!"

As for Madam Qin, she had been so tough before, three times harder than diamond, which she never expected.

As a result, Xie Jing's appearance added a supersonic rocket to the road leading to Qin Chen's cell. The road was wide enough for horses to run and straight enough for arrows to be shot. It was so smooth!

Xie Jing first caught the trembling of Yun Ximo's effort to suppress laughter. He then turned his head and faced Madam Qin, his eyes cold enough to freeze tofu. He spoke like a hammer: "Today, I have witnessed the power of the Qin family. It seems that in the Qin family's vocabulary, the word "police" has long lost its due weight. But unfortunately, everyone is equal before the law."

After saying this, Xie Jing even pulled out a recorder from his pocket and shook it around like he was showing off a new toy. "I've recorded every word you said to threaten the police. If you still intend to persist in your wrongdoing, then, Mrs. Qin, perhaps you should experience some jail time with your unworthy son."

As soon as these words were spoken, Mrs. Qin's face turned ashen in an instant. She knew very well that she was in a dilemma.

After weighing the pros and cons, he had to compromise. His voice was filled with reluctance and helplessness: "Son, you go with them first."

Qin Chen felt as if all his strength had been drained away when he heard this. He shouted in despair, "Mom, I don't want to! I don't want to go to the police station!"

But unfortunately, his wailing did not alarm the gods, and he didn't even make the Jade Emperor blink.

(End of this chapter)