Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 55 The Bad Fiance Wants to Be a Peacemaker

Yun Ximo supported her delicate chin with a bag of potato chips in her hand.

"Come to think of it, when I was arguing with Madam Qin downstairs, making her almost lose her mind, you were nowhere to be seen!"

At this point, Yun Ximo didn't forget to stuff a potato chip into her mouth and slurped it up. "Tell me, have you been sneaking off to some obscure corner to have some fun while I'm killing people? Confess now and I'll give you leniency. Resist and I'll punish you severely!"

After saying this, she blinked her eyes with a look of anticipation.

At this point, Luo Luo suddenly perked up, a hint of pride radiating from her: "Oh, speaking of this, I was just about to show off! You were battling wits and courage with Madam Qin downstairs, and it was a fierce battle, but I wasn't just sitting around, I was upgrading at the Spacetime Administration. Now, I'm a full-fledged 'official system.'"

Yun Ximo's mouth twitched twice, and the expression on her delicate face was like eating an unripe persimmon, sour and helpless. "So you were just a 'system intern' before?"

"I was wondering, how could you not even notice such an obvious clue that there's a system behind Yun Yimeng? With your level of professionalism, I'm worried about you. I'm afraid that one day you'll accidentally upgrade yourself to a 'system failure'!"

A bag of potato chips quickly disappeared from Yun Ximo's clutches. She stood up, and the empty bag of potato chips fell accurately into the trash can.

Then, Yun Ximo sank limply into the sofa with an attitude of "the world has nothing to do with me", like a cat that had just basked in the sun.

Her long legs were casually draped across the side of the sofa.

"On the first day I traveled through time, I beat up that kid Qin Chen in Shi Heshen's villa. Can you help me get that surveillance video?"

Upon hearing this, Luo Luo straightened his back immediately: "Don't worry, I've already dealt with it without a trace. Now, even if the FBI comes, they'll have to go back crying because they won't be able to find a single hair!"

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Yun Ximo's willow-like eyebrows moved slightly.

"So, the surveillance footage in Madam Qin's hands is purely for show, to scare a naive newbie like me?"

She continued teasingly, "The word 'intern' coming out of your mouth is stranger than the sun rising from the west! I have to write it down quickly, so you don't say I'm blind and misheard!"

After saying that, Yun Ximo actually took out her cell phone from her pocket seriously, as if she was really recording something.

But remember not to fly too high, or you'll fall and turn into an omelet!"

Luo Luo, with a naive look on his face, played with the spinner in his puppy form, and said shyly: "Momo, do you think my "newbie" system is actually quite capable? Also, let's be more formal. I have to take off my intern system hat!"

Yun Ximo suppressed a smile, her eyes curved into crescents, "Okay, okay, now it's a formal system."

Luo Luo's hairy little chest was as big as a mountain, and she said proudly: "I am now a capable little expert who can stand on my own."

Yun Ximo couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. "Your little chicken wings haven't even grown hard yet, and you're already thinking about flying? Well, you can fly, but remember not to fly past the atmosphere, or you'll fall and become a 'Lolo brand fried egg'. And then I won't be responsible for flipping it over for you!"

You? Luo Luo curled his lips and grumbled in mock anger: "Momo, you're so mean! But even if it really breaks into an omelet, it'll still be a golden, crispy, tender and delicious Luo Luo specialty snack. You'll have to be the first to try it!"

Yun Ximo: "..." Don't come over, she refused.

Luo Luo suddenly became talkative, as if he had eaten Xuanmai and couldn't stop talking!

You can now communicate directly with me! No more awkward "nervous self-talk"! No more pretending to be a weirdo with a Bluetooth headset and chatting with the air!

As for Yun Ximo, after hearing this, she stretched lazily and collapsed on the sofa like a pile of cat cakes, demonstrating the "Ge You lying down plus version".

"That's fantastic news! I can finally shed that ridiculous image of myself as someone who has an invisible friend hiding in my house and is constantly acting like a ghost."

"Finally, I don't have to worry about the neighbor's dog looking at me like, 'Is this guy crazy? He's chatting with ghosts all day!' Every time I come home from a walk, that look makes me feel so stressed, like I have to explain everything to him. Now I don't have to worry about being mistakenly arrested by the police from the mental hospital one day and accused of escaping the institution without permission!"

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Luo Luo's eyes were glistening with tears. She stared at Yun Ximo intently as she crackled open another bag of chips. Her voice was filled with a sense of grievance, "I'm so worried about you, Momo. You're so obsessed with eating junk food! I'm so worried about you. Unbalanced nutrition is a big no-no!"

Yun Ximo felt comfortable and slumped on the sofa.

"Enjoy life to the fullest when you are happy. I knew this bag of potato chips could summon you, Lolo!"

She blinked her eyes and flirted with Luo Luo: "Little darling Luo Luo, is your stomach rumbling with greed? No need to beat around the bush, just say it directly, we're on our own!"

When Luo Luo heard this, she was furious, her little voice filled with a hint of grievance: "Momo, you are blatantly teasing me, a 'virtual foodie'! I can't touch the chips, I can't smell the fragrance, I can only hear the sound of your crunching. You are mentally 'torturing' me!"

Seeing this, Yun Ximo deliberately raised the bag of potato chips high and made a face.

"Listen to the potato chip cravings! Come on, it's good to be a 'virtual foodie'. It's good to eat mentally first. Look, I'm chewing these potato chips rhythmically. They're so crunchy. Doesn't it sound delicious?"

After saying that, she didn't forget to chew the potato chips deliberately with a crunching sound.

At this moment, Yun Ximo was curled up on the sofa eating potato chips in a posture comparable to a koala hugging a tree.

At the same time, this unilateral output sound, along with the "crunching" sound of potato chips in her mouth, was crisp and pleasant, but for Lolo it was a naked temptation and torture. She had silently drawn a small circle in her heart to "break up for three days".

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The phone vibrated at an inopportune time, the screen lit up, and the WeChat icon was flashing. An uninvited guest came to visit without being invited, with a bit of stubbornness that said, "I won't leave unless you see me."

She lazily extended her finger and unlocked her phone. What came into view wasn't the expected red dot, the long-awaited discount notification for her shopping cart, or even a gossipy call from a close friend. Instead, it was a short but somewhat urgent message: [Victoria Bar, come see me right now.]

In the sender column, the name clearly written was Shi Heshen, a scumbag fiancé who was almost "formatted" in her brain's hard drive.

"Is this guy still living in a script from the last century, thinking he's the boss? Sorry, my garbage recycling bin is full and refuses to accept new garbage."

When Yun Ximo saw this message, her heart did not feel a ripple. Instead, it was as if a breeze had blown past her, carrying away a long-withered and yellowed leaf.

Oh, by the way, the fallen leaf also reminded her that this scumbag still occupies a place in her WeChat address book!
It felt like suddenly finding a rock hidden in your shoe. It was uncomfortable and in the way. Your only thought was, "What bad luck! I need to clear the cache!"

So, Yun Ximo put on a faint smile, wondering whether to block him directly or reply with a "Who are you?"

She added a polite yet awkward smile. After all, life was dramatic enough, and she didn't intend to add another boring soap opera to herself.

"Whose message is this? What's wrong?" Lolo asked with a gossipy expression, blinking her big eyes.

As for Yun Ximo, with a mouthful of potato chips, her expression instantly changed from 'foodie' to 'cold'. She lazily said, "Oh, it's from that scumbag fiancé named Shi Heshen. I almost thought my phone was targeted by a scammer and was about to make him disappear and never be reborn."

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At the same time, Shi Heshen was sitting in the distinguished private box of the Victoria Bar. He pressed his temples with his fingers in annoyance, trying to calm his inner turmoil.

He actually sent this message on purpose.

Ever since the news of Qin Chen's arrest by the police came, Mrs. Qin anxiously found him and begged him to order Yun Ximo to clarify the facts to the police.

Shi Heshen has always been self-centered, arrogant and conceited. He regards obtaining a mere letter of understanding as a piece of cake.

In his view, this was undoubtedly just a trivial matter.

After all, for a long time, he firmly believed that he had unshakable control over Yun Ximo. In his cognition, Yun Ximo's dependence and obedience had long been like deep-rooted vines.

Thinking back to what happened before, Yun Ximo's indifference and alienation towards him were just her little tricks to play hard to get.

Shi Heshen scoffed at this, a sneer of mockery appearing on his lips. In his opinion, it was just a trick played by Yun Ximo to attract more of his attention.

Now, Yun Ximo has not appeared in his sight for a long time, but Shi Heshen has no worries in his heart.

Therefore, he was confident that as long as he wanted, he only needed to move his fingers and send a message to Yun Ximo, and she would definitely put down everything without hesitation and rush to see him.

This confidence stems from his deep understanding of Yun Ximo, and more importantly, from his unparalleled confidence in his own charm.

Shi Heshen was even more confident. After all, Yun Ximo had never been alone with him since Yun Yimeng returned to China.

He knew without thinking that Yun Ximo would be filled with surprise and joy when she saw him. She would humble herself and use all means to please him and beg for his forgiveness.

Shi Heshen couldn't help but feel a strong sense of satisfaction in his heart. He was convinced that Yun Ximo's behavior was just her usual normal behavior and it was perfectly normal.

But she was totally wrong. To him, those behaviors were not just simple misunderstandings or flirting, but touched his bottom line.

He has always been unable to tolerate unruly women, let alone this woman who is his nominal fiancée - someone who should be docile and submissive, but does the opposite.

If a fiancée does not know how to obey and respect, it would be unacceptable and absurd to any man.

"Will she come?" Lu Ke's tone was filled with some doubts that were hard to conceal, especially at the last bus stop, when Yun Ximo's impression on him had changed drastically.

Shi Hedi lit a cigarette, the flame illuminated his jawline, and his face became hazy in the smoke.

"She will come, there is no doubt about that."

Lu Ke was obviously extremely dissatisfied with Yun Ximo's behavior: "Brother He Shen, Yun Ximo really went too far this time. She even dared to send Qin Chen to the police station.

To be honest, based on this incident, I can conclude that Yun Ximo is definitely not a good person. She is narrow-minded and has no tolerance for others."

Shi He Shen sneered when he heard this: "You're right, she really isn't a good woman. Apart from that pretty face that can deceive people, she has no other merits."

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Luo Luo asked curiously: [Are you going? Or not? Shi He Shen specifically came to see you at this time. You can tell with your toes that he must have a lot of tricks up his sleeve!]

As for Yun Ximo, she leisurely changed her posture and put her other leg on the edge of the sofa.

"Oh, yes. Qin Chen is Shi Heshen's best friend. Madam Qin went to Shi Heshen because she wanted him to be the 'peacemaker' and try to persuade me to show mercy. Humph!"

"This is so infuriating! Why did I have to end up with such a scumbag fiancé? His quality is as low as gutter oil!"

"It seems like 'people of the same family don't belong together' really is true in this world. These playboys in this circle are all talented actors, and when they're unreliable, they could form an 'Unreliable Alliance'! And their friends, too, are like graduates of 'Unreliable University', which is really a headache!"

After a moment of hesitation, Yun Ximo let out a cynical smile.

"You're telling me whether we're going or not. We're obviously going to cause havoc in Heaven. Do you even need to ask?"

"My mouth is sharpened, ready to 'fight'. If I don't engage in a few verbal battles with those guys who once caused trouble for the original owner, my heart will feel like I've eaten instant noodles without salt, and I have to imagine the saltiness myself. It's so bland that it would make a monk mutter, 'Life is short, why not fight?' I have to let those guys know what it means to 'fight you without mercy, fight you until you cry, and then you want to fight again'!"

(End of this chapter)