Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 65: Meet the Game NPC Again
Now I can make a lot of money without any investment. I just need to sit in the luxurious box, open and close my mouth, and curse those troublesome little characters. Then I can twist my waist and move my legs, fight with the green tea bitch and the playboy, and practice my "Eighteen Palms to Subdue the Trash".

With a snap, the two hundred thousand yuan worth of red wine flew into my arms, safe and sound, without even a hair falling from my body! Two hundred thousand yuan was easily pocketed!

This job is as safe as the National Bank's vault, and it's so elegant that even clouds have to avoid it. It's easier than pie in the sky. Not happy? That's a lie. It's absolutely wonderful, as good as eating honey~"

Lolo instantly fell into deep thought, completely bewildered. His furry little head turned around several times but couldn't figure it out.

[This…this chain of logic, it can't even find a single flaw to refute it…Oh my god!]

In the end, it could only sigh quietly: "I surrender. Your money-grubbing mindset is simply incomprehensible to Earthlings. You can actually value a bottle of red wine at two hundred thousand dollars."

"..."

Then, Lolo locked his eyes on Yun Ximo's stunningly beautiful face, and the little calculations in his mind began to clatter.

"Momo, isn't it time to consider a romantic relationship? Look at your looks. If you don't flirt with a few normal Earthlings, it would be a serious waste of your beauty! Besides, if you don't act quickly, those villainous NPCs will collectively stage a 'mass annihilation of Yun Ximo' operation. By then, my system will be buried with it. So sad~"

While muttering to herself, Lolo imagined that if she were a real entity, she would be waving a fan and pacing anxiously in front of Yun Ximo, looking like an old mother who was worried to death.

"Momo, please be kind and don't make me, a nobody in the system, worry about your safety every day. If you really build good relationships with the villains, you might even be able to unlock some hidden plots."

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Of course, Lolo could only circle these words in his virtual little head and complain silently.

Although Lolo has no physical body and has escaped the fate of being "physically punished" by the host, the host's powerful emotional attack is simply a "mental storm", which is enough to make a level 10 typhoon blow up in Lolo's small world, and the little sailboat of the mind can capsize at any time!

Lolo felt sad, but he didn't say it. He who knows the times is a hero.

On the surface, you have to maintain a false smile that says "I am good and obedient."

After all, when the host smiles, Lolo's world is full of spring flowers; when the host frowns, Lolo has to quickly figure out how to turn on the "coaxing mode".

Luo Luo's philosophy is: Be patient and everything will be peaceful; take a step back and the sky will be clear. After all, my host, we really can't "beat" him, nor can we "argue" with him!

However, for the sake of the host's life safety and its precarious system career, Lolo decided to find a suitable opportunity to have a good chat with the host about this "emotional flow" plan!

At the same time, I thought about myself, a new system user, still a nobody in the system world. Ranking? It doesn't exist! It's like a new transfer student who hasn't left their "visit" mark on campus yet.

I heard that those old-fashioned systems all take the host on the "emotional flow" highway, and their rankings soared up quickly.

Luo Luo muttered to herself, "What about me? What kind of host do I have? Food is more important than handsome men. I'm the king of foodies. Love? There's no such thing. Love doesn't even taste as good as barbecue!"

However, Luo Luo was also a kindhearted person. He consoled himself by saying, "Forget it, forget it. After all, our host is from another planet. Maybe the popular thing on their planet is 'love for food' or 'love-brained' things. That's too low-level. Our host doesn't care!"

But then Luo Luo started to worry again: [Host, host, you've offended Lu Ke and Lu Yuxuan so thoroughly. If the plot ends prematurely, our boat will really capsize! By then, let alone ranking, there won't even be a bubble left!]

As the "old mother", she worries about everything! Like a spinning top, she keeps spinning non-stop, and she has to worry all the time whether her alien host, Yun Ximo, will do something weird again.

However, Lolo, even though he felt like there were twenty-five mice in his heart - he was very anxious, but he still had to put on that "professional smile" on his face. After all, who made him have such a host?

Speaking of which, our host, Yun Ximo, is quite unconventional! She's determined to give Luo Luo a surprise.

Look, today he might be taking a stroll in Xie Jing's box, and the next moment he would run to Lu Ke's box to see who is stronger.

But you know what, Yun Ximo really does have that "quietly stunning" quality.

The wild lilies in the mountains are not ostentatious, but they have a fresh and refined air.

Who knows, one day, she might really give the Spacetime Administration a "big bang", shocking those big guys who usually look down on others with their heads held high.

Who knows, maybe these two can really become a legend in the Space-Time Administration!

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On a sunny winter day, the earth seems to be sprinkled with a handful of magic sugar - the unmelted snow is like the snow elves who sneaked out and accidentally scattered the broken pieces of white sugar, sparkling in the sun, revealing a little mischievousness of "the snowflakes haven't had enough fun yet".

The fresh and slightly cool smell in the air is like a refreshing spray unique to winter, as pure as a newborn baby.

But in this peaceful picture, a discordant note popped out - Yun Ximo. This lady was leisurely holding a bottle of red wine while waiting for her online taxi to pick her up.

At this moment, a black car, so luxurious that people want to kneel down for it, and as arrogant as a villain who traveled from the second dimension, rumbled to a stop in front of her.

The light on the car body is saying: "Look at me, look at me! I am the brightest on the whole street!"

Yun Ximo secretly complained: "Whose rich family's car is so arrogant? Does it want me to give it the 'Best Scam Award'? I am afraid of scams wherever I go!"

Just as she was about to start her "Hedong Lion Roar" mode and teach this arrogant "roadblock" a lesson, the car window slowly lowered, and a cold wind mixed with an inexplicable smell blew in her face, making her sneeze uncontrollably.

Si Yici quietly stared at the girl holding the red wine in front of him and uttered two words: "Get in the car." It was short and powerful, just like the villain BOSS in the game giving orders, with a bit of BGM feeling.

But Yun Ximo's intuitive radar started beeping, and her voice announced, "Emergency Notice! Non-combatants, please evacuate immediately. I repeat, this is not a drill!"

Luo Luo also suddenly jumped out to call the police: [Alert! This person's risk factor is off the charts, five stars is too little!]

Yun Ximo rubbed her temples: "Lolo, ah, Luo Luo, are you going to heaven? My head is almost turned into honeycomb coal because of your noise."

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——Yun Ximo was completely bewildered, the corners of her mouth drooping slightly as she silently cried out, "Oh, world, are you kidding me?"

"Wait, the plot shouldn't be like this! Quickly flipping through the script in my mind, didn't Yun Yimeng cancel all her piano performances and run to Mingjing to avoid the storm of public opinion?

At this time, shouldn't Si Yici be surrounding the heroine Yun Yimeng, transforming into a flower-guarding messenger, on call 24 hours a day, ready to shelter her from the wind and rain at any time?

What about her? Was she supposed to be the 'vicious supporting actress' who quietly gnawed on a lemon in the corner, occasionally popping out to make her presence felt, only to be lambasted by the audience? How come, all of a sudden, the plot took a sudden, dramatic turn, like a roller coaster?

Why did he change his route and come to me?

An absurd thought arose in my mind: "Is he really planning to 'clean up the mess' ahead of time, using me, the 'cannon fodder female supporting role' as a scapegoat, to make room for the female lead? Oh, world, this joke of yours is a bit too 'surprising'!"

Besides, the grudge between us is incredibly deep! You caused the original owner's Game Over, and I haven't even come to terms with you yet!

"..."

Why should I get on the bus just because you tell me to? You're just an NPC character in the game, so you can order me around? I have principles, even if they're a little unreliable sometimes..."

Yun Ximo finished her internal complaints and rolled her eyes at him without hesitation. With a slick of oil on her feet, she instantly disappeared from his sight, running faster than a rabbit, leaving behind a silent protest: "Humph, you want me to get in the car? No way!"

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Si Yici followed her with a look as complicated as an unsolvable puzzle, and he fell into deep thought.

Zhou Ku, who was standing by, was completely confused. He followed his gaze and almost dropped his jaw in shock - he saw Yun Ximo kissing the red wine in her hands left and right. The scene was even more shocking than seeing someone having a wedding with a rice cooker!

Zhou Ku rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had seen it wrong. "This... is it? I just digested the news that someone married a rice cooker, and now here comes someone who is in love with red wine? Oh my god, has this world been reading too many fantasy novels, and even reality has been letting go of itself?"

He shook his head helplessly: "These days, all kinds of weird things happen!"

Zhou Ku asked curiously, "Do you know him?"

Si Yici was slightly stunned, then his mind started working quickly, searching for the right words in his head.

After a moment, he responded in a cold tone: "I guess we can just say we know each other."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Ku shouted in surprise: "What?!!"

He couldn't believe his ears, thinking to himself: This guy actually said "barely know each other"? This is more shocking than the sun rising from the west.

Then, Zhou Ku looked at Si Yici with an incredulous look and asked, "Are you sure about what you just said?"

Zhou Ku's mind went blank for a moment, and he muttered quietly: "Brother, you——"

Which cosmic dictionary did this "barely considered acquaintance" come from?

You know, he and Si Yici have known each other for ten years.

Si Yici is usually like a walking refrigerator, with an expressionless face and so cold and aloof that people dare not approach him. His temper is like the weather forecast, changing at any time, sometimes the sky is clear and sometimes it is stormy.

However, his proactive attitude today is even more incredible than seeing dinosaurs resurrected.

So, Zhou Ku couldn't help but ask again: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Has your personality changed drastically, or have you been bewitched by some evil spell?"

Si Yici just glanced at him coldly and said nothing more.

Zhou Ku: "..." This guy is becoming more and more unpredictable.

Zhou Ku was turning the steering wheel, muttering to himself, a look of confusion on his face: "This girl, why does she look so familiar? But I just can't remember where I've seen her before."

After saying that, he tapped his forehead twice in a serious manner, probably trying to directly summon the "Batman of the memory world".

It's a pity that apart from adding two extra points to the forehead, there seems to be no substantial progress.

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At this time, Ming Yu, who was sitting in the back seat, was so dedicated to his work, his tablet computer in his hand, he was seriously reporting to Si Yici, "Young Master Si, this Miss Yun is really strange! Compared to four years ago, her temperament, behavior, and lifestyle have all changed! I would even believe she's the other twin! But don't worry, our detective team has the unique skill of 'finding earthworms in cracks in rocks'. Even if we have to dig three feet underground, we will uncover all the secrets of her ancestors for you."

After Si Yici finished listening, the car was so quiet that he could hear mosquitoes yawning. He was silent like a statue. After a long while, he slowly squeezed out a sentence: "So, this girl really forgot about me?"

Ming Yu was petrified when he heard this, with a wave of questions running through his mind: "What? You guys know each other? That's unrealistic!"

However, he wisely chose to remain silent. After all, the boss's mind was more complicated than a maze. It was useless to guess. If he guessed correctly, he would not get any prize, and if he guessed wrong, he might even be "kicked out of the group chat."

He was screaming in his heart, but he had to pretend to be calm on his face, saying "I don't know anything, but I'm very professional."

However, Si Yici paid no attention to Mingyu's inner thoughts. He just stared at the girl in front of him again and said calmly, "Follow her and let her get in the car."

Zhou Ku was like “What the hell?!” But Si Shao’s order was like the “first law of the universe” to him, and it was more powerful than Newton’s apple.

His hands are faster than his brain, and he gets into work mode a light-year ahead of time. He turns the car key and the engine roars. Mortals like us may not understand Mr. Si’s world, but we are professionals in executing orders!

At this moment, the golden sunlight lazily fell on the girl's cold and picturesque eyebrows, adding a touch of golden highlights. Old Man Time was also fascinated and forgot to turn the gears. Everyone tacitly chose the "silent mode".

(End of this chapter)