Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 88 Cultural Relics Complaints
Or he might quietly disguise himself as a student, browsing ancient texts in a university library on earth, while mercilessly complaining, "How come these mortals can't even understand the simple principles of magic?"

As for Alice, her group of clones are bound to perform the "infinite resurrection challenge" in a zombie siege game again. No one knows which unlucky guy will be the first to "die" this time. Every time, they die heroically one after another, and then new clones pop out from the corner of some laboratory and continue their "immortal cockroach" journey.

Thinking of the "extraordinary daily lives" of these friends, Yun Ximo almost fainted from laughing in bed...

As expected, the explosion of the "information nuclear bomb" in the information world and the 9999+ message notification sound almost made her poor mobile phone "super evolve" into a QR code scanner!

Mobile phone guy kept muttering: [What did I do to offend anyone? Is this going to go to heaven?]
The unread messages sat in a row, eating fruit, mocking her insignificance and helplessness...

Yun Ximo's little heart was almost dancing disco because of this scene.

Are these chatty people in the chat world planning to expand the chat room from three dimensions to eleven dimensions, and directly come up with a new proof of the Big Bang theory?
Oh my god, this chat ability...

Just as Yun Ximo was using the "invisibility technique" to pretend that she was a non-existent air in the chat room, the densely packed at symbols on the screen suddenly popped up, leaving her stunned.

Collective tag?

Criticism meeting?

Yun Ximo's heart was beating like a drum, and she felt like a bird on a barbecue grill.

Sun Wukong: [@Yunximo, little girl, come out quickly. It's been a while since I last chatted with you.]

Su Daji: [@云西茉, I have a new charm technique, why not come and learn it? I guarantee you will be the most charming of the heroine's licking dogs~]

Athena: [@Yunximo, where have you been fooling around again? ]

Alice: [@云西茉, I finally have time to hang out in the group chat, and you're not here?]

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Even the usually aloof Erlang Shen joined the tagging crowd for the first time: [@云西茉, Roaring Sky Dog said you promised to give it a teething stick, really?]

What to do? Waiting online, it's quite urgent. She dare not show up, for fear of being accidentally hurt by the chat bombardment of these big guys. She directly chatted with me from the second dimension to the fourth dimension!

Yun Ximo: “…”

However, the bosses on the other side of the screen don't seem to be going to let her go easily...

At this moment, she just wanted to shout: "Boss, please let me go!"

Sun Wukong: [@云西茉, you little girl, are you scared by my flaming eyes and golden pupils and dare not show your face? Haha, don't be afraid, I won't beat you!]

Su Daji: [Hehe, looks like my sister is shy?!]

Athena: [Yun Ximo, don't tell me you're busy following the plot again? What kind of ridiculous story is this that's got you into trouble?]

Alice: [Really? I was waiting for you to complain too!]

Erlang Shen: [Roaring Sky Dog is ready to receive its teething stick.]

Yun Ximo took a deep breath, then slowly raised her finger, and three words popped up on the keyboard...

Every word reveals a strong signal of "desire to survive".

Yun Ximo: [The internet is bad...]

After sending these three words, Yun Ximo nervously swallowed her saliva, as if she could hear the brainwaves of the bigwigs on the other side of the screen collectively fluctuating: [Do you believe this lame excuse? Can you believe it?]

Sun Wukong: [Haha, you little girl, is the internet bad? Did you go to play Honor of Kings and forget about us?]

Yun Ximo's heart tightened. Sun Wukong's imagination? She quickly shook her head (although she couldn't see it on the other side of the screen), muttering to herself, "No, no, it's really not like that!"

Su Daji: [(Chuckling) Oh, my sister, this network, do you understand the charm? Is it stuck?]

The corner of Yun Ximo's mouth twitched. This sister Su Daji always spoke in such a charming and playful way that it was hard to keep up with her words!
Athena: [……]

Alice: [……]

Erlang Shen: [The net is bad? Roaring Sky Dog, you have the best nose. Take a sniff and see if there's any evil spirit hiding in this net.]

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Roaring Sky Dog: [Woof woof! Master, I smell... hmm, potato chips!]

Yun Ximo: “…”

Roaring Sky Dog is also a baby foodie. By the way, whether the network is slow or not, what does it have to do with its shiny teeth?

All the gods, demons, heroes, and weird beings were now lost in thought: "Is this net any good?"

Roaring Sky Dog was so anxious that he kept pacing around, mumbling, "Woof woof! Master, where's my big bone? If the internet is harder to chew than a bone, what am I supposed to do?"

Yun Ximo's avatar was flashing there, but she stood still as a mountain, making these big guys anxious.

Sun Wukong: [You little girl, you still want to play tricks under my Fiery Eyes? Is the internet bad? Come on, you have something to hide!]

Su Daji covered her mouth and chuckled: [Hehe, maybe he installed the network card on purpose, trying to escape something~]

Athena crossed her arms, her face serious. "The internet is bad? Who would believe that? Are we all kindergarten-aged, counting our fingers every day?"

Alice shrugged. "That's right, stop pretending. We're not vegetarians."

Erlang Shen shook his head helplessly, looking at Xiaotian Dog's expectant eyes and sighing: "Ah, Xiaotian, oh Xiaotian, it seems that the teething stick you've been dreaming about so much, that makes you laugh out loud, is about to become a 'bubble drama', with not a single bubble left."

Yun Ximo decided to take a nice, fragrant bath. She casually tossed her phone, landing it firmly on the bed, and then headed for the bathroom. Soon, over on the other side of the phone, the bosses began a new round of "Tag Wars," with message alerts ringing out one after another: "Yun Ximo, you're in big trouble!"
Fifteen minutes later, Yun Ximo came out of the bathroom and picked up the phone on the bed. The "@" on the screen flashed so brightly that she almost thought the phone had turned into a brick...

How big of a deal is this? Forget it, I don't dare mess with the bosses. After all, if you piss off a god, the consequences could be even worse than pissing off your boss...

Yun Ximo's fingers danced across the phone screen: [I don't dare, I don't dare, I'll show up right away. I won't keep you waiting any longer next time, for fear of being called directly by Uncle Thunder!]

Sun Wukong's message came as fast as a somersault cloud: [Haha, little girl, you finally showed up. I thought you had become a monk!]

Yun Ximo: [Alas, I'm busy giving benefits to all the big guys, how dare I easily become a monk? Great Sage, the peaches have been uploaded to the group, quickly open the package and inspect them, I guarantee they're so fresh you'll want to bite into them and they'll make you juicy!]

Su Daji: [Hey, our classmate Xiaoyun finally poked her head out from the "invisible grass"? Come over and let me see, did she bring any goodies?]

Yun Ximo: [Sister Daji, nothing can be hidden! I've quickly uploaded the La Mer I mentioned to you last time to the group, so remember to check it out.]

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Athena: [Haha, it seems our classmate Xiaoyun has finally woken up from the "playing dead contest" and realized that we "old naughty kids" are not vegetarian kindergarten kids!]

Yun Ximo: [Oh, my goddess sister, I quickly uploaded the spicy snacks you requested to the group. I was afraid you would call me a "missing person," so I quickly came back and surfaced to prove I'm still alive!]

Alice got straight to the point, a bit proudly saying, "I kept my word. The zombie souvenirs are now online. Everyone, please scan and claim them. Remember to give us a thumbs-up!"

Yun Ximo: [Sister Alice, you're so thoughtful! But I'll let it go. I don't want to have nightmares tonight!]

At this time, Lord Erlang Shen appeared, patted Xiaotian Dog's ever-curious little head, and said leisurely: "Yun Ximo is here. Xiaotian, your dream of a big bone chewing stick may soon become a reality..."

When Xiaotian Dog heard this, his eyes lit up instantly, and he turned to his master with a serious yet blank expression: "Master, I need to be clear with you. Are you going to promise me something? 'Soon,' or 'Wait a little longer?' In our dog world, directness is paramount. Don't beat around the bush with me. Do you want a bone or air? Just tell me straight out!"

Erlang Shen: [Howling Sky Dog asks you, where is the big bone of its teeth grinding rod?]

Yun Ximo: "..." She hadn't bought it yet. She rummaged through her black bag again and saw the can of dog food. She uploaded the can to the group.

Yun Ximo: […] She touched her nose awkwardly. "Next time, I'll definitely buy big bones!" Then, she quickly uploaded the canned food.

Erlang Shen: [Roaring Sky Dog said this can of food is novel. Could it be a new delicacy imported from Heaven?]

Yun Ximo: [Haha, Master Erlang Shen, you're really keeping up with the times and even understand the word "imported"! But this can of food is indeed a little specialty of the mortal world, and the dogs love it.]

Roaring Sky Dog: [Woof! This chubby little creature must be delicious.]

Erlang Shen: [Oh? Roaring Sky Dog, tell me, are you greedy again? Have you forgotten about the big bone?]

Yun Ximo: [Sky Roaring Dog is so excited, it seems I don't need to spend any more time trying to sell it. This can of food is specially made in the mortal world, specifically for all kinds of "gluttonous divine beasts." Look at how Sky Roaring Dog is jumping around, it's like he's found a treasure!]

Yun Ximo exited the group chat interface, then stood up, poured herself a cup of boiled water, placed it on the table, then turned around to get the hair dryer and sat on the chair.

As a result, just as she sat down, a dull yet strange "bang" sound suddenly popped out of nowhere, causing Yun Ximo to mutter inwardly: "Oh my god, is this a thief?"

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"Oh my god, these days even thieves are playing tricks on me? They chose my uncle's house? Did they see me buy so many snacks on Pinxixi and think I'm a hidden rich person?" Yun Ximo complained inwardly while trying to comfort herself: "Don't be afraid, Yun Dadaner, you've watched countless suspense dramas, so this little noise is nothing!"

Oh, heaven and earth, finding a job these days is so hard, and everyone's looking for a legitimate career and a comfortable life, so why would someone choose to take the risk of being a "rooftop thief"? Is it because they think they don't have to punch in at night, and they have more freedom?
So, Yun Ximo slowly and quietly pushed open the door, holding her cell phone, ready to call 110 to find the police at any time.

Through the crack of the door, a "modern version of Lin Chong's Night Escape" was staged, except that Lin Chong was looking for an enemy, while she was looking for "unknown creatures."

At the same time, Yun Ximo couldn't help but mutter in her heart: "If I post it on WeChat Moments, what should I write as the caption?"

As a result, after looking around for a long time, left and right, I looked around, but apart from the sound of my heart beating faster due to nervousness and a hint of embarrassment in the air, I didn't see any sign of the lively thief.

Was she too nervous and hallucinating?

"Could it be that I'm hallucinating? That shouldn't be the case."

Yun Ximo talked to herself while tiptoeing, quietly, quietly, like a little fox preparing to perform "Midnight Spy", looking back every few steps.

She carefully shuttled through the shadows of the corridor and strolled into the living room, fearing that she would miss the "thief" hiding in any corner.

The result? The living room was even quieter than the library's quiet area, so quiet that even the air molecules seemed to be dozing off, afraid to make the slightest sound.

At this time, Luo Luo said slowly: "Momo, don't be so imaginative. There is no such thing as a thief."
[Only... well, complaints from the artifacts.]
Luo Luo said resentfully: [You seem to have forgotten something~]

Yun Ximo looked bewildered: "What? What's wrong with me?"

Luo Luo immediately jumped out in anger, with a look of "Look, look, you forgot!" on her face: "You unlocked that super cool skill by completing a quest before—the ability to understand various dialects spoken on cultural relics! And you turned around and threw it to Java?"

Yun Ximo slapped her forehead, suddenly realizing, "Oh, right, that...that skill! Hehe, I haven't encountered any artifacts I can chat with yet, so I've just put this matter aside and buried it in my memory."

Luo Luo rolled his eyes speechlessly: [If the cultural relics were spoken in Mandarin, you would be able to remember them, right?]

"But then again, those antiques aren't really going to start with the Qin Shi Huang era's 'Oh my God!' or the Song Dynasty version of 'Only hard work can win!' Are they? A dialect challenge? Or, how about a classical Chinese version of 'Alas, what is this?' I'm afraid I'll explode on the spot and turn into a string of gibberish, and even the computer won't be able to recognize me."

Luo Luo pretended to be profound: "That's not necessarily true. Some cultural relics might even have some modern internet slang, like '666' or 'Oli Gei'."

[Next, please enjoy the cultural relics chat. ]

Yun Ximo: “???”

[The artifact communication skill has been activated. What you just heard was the real artifacts chatting!]

As soon as the words fell, a string of hilarious conversations suddenly floated in the air, like opening Pandora's box and releasing the chatterbox artifact:
[Oh my goodness, the delicate hand of the girl in front of me touches it, and it feels so much softer than any silk I've ever seen.]
(End of this chapter)