Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 90 Throwing garbage from high places is illegal
Along the way, my uncle Jiang Chen was a walking joke teller, telling jokes one after another, from ancient jokes to modern memes, and even the scenery on the road became particularly interesting.

The half-hour journey passed in a flash, and the vehicle stopped steadily at the gate of Qingteng High School.

Qingteng Middle School, located in Dongcheng, is a high school with a long history and extremely high admission requirements.

It's not just a place you can enter, it's a concentration camp for top students, with a threshold so high it could trip a horse trying to hurdle! You have to be one of those "other people's kids" to even be a familiar face there.

Yun Yutong returned from overseas with a gold medal, and as soon as she returned to China, she brought the top student class of Qingteng High School to the stage to celebrate the return of the top student.

Upon learning that her daughter had been admitted with high scores, Shu Manli directly held a "student celebration banquet" at Crown One and invited a large number of wives and daughters of wealthy families. The scene was like a wealthy version of the "student version of "If You Are the One", but this time it was not for blind dates, but to build a "network highway" for Yun Yutong.

Although they come from wealthy families and enjoy a material life that ordinary people envy, it is rare for children to be able to enter Qingteng Middle School based on their real abilities.

At the same time, wealthy tycoons often "look down on" public schools, thinking that they are a paradise for ordinary people, and their little darlings naturally have to take the high-end customized route and go straight to those private aristocratic schools where tuition fees are expensive enough to buy a Ferrari.

In their eyes, public schools are like cheap goods sold in LV stores and are not worth their attention at all.

Adhering to the concept that "private aristocracy is the kingly way".

However, having said that, Qingteng Middle School does provide backdoors for these children from wealthy families - they have specially set up an international class, which is simply a "fast track for wealthy elites to study abroad."

This place is simply a concentration camp for the children of wealthy families. They all wear customized school uniforms and limited edition sneakers, and they look very stylish when they walk.

They don't have to compete with us for the college entrance examination. As soon as their senior year of high school is over, they fly directly overseas to continue their aristocratic education journey, leaving us mortals to continue "competing" in the country.

Before breakfast, Yun Ximo was still immersed in the "walking alarm clock challenger" on the edge of dreamland and reality. At her aunt's call that was like a military bugle call, she was finally forced to get out of bed, otherwise she would have to make a "late debut" on the first day back to school.

When she reached the school gate, she took out her mobile phone and gave a big "good morning kiss" to the time - 7:20, a perfect time, she is the master of tight time!

At this moment, Yun Ximo's head was not filled with the math formulas from the morning, but with the heroic deeds of fighting with the pillow in her dream last night. She was like a scrambled puzzle, trying to find the correct arrangement.

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The lineup at the school gate is simply a large gathering of the "strictly disciplined squad".

In public high schools, wearing school uniforms and carrying school badges and emblems are basic requirements for every student.

The Dean of Studies, with a serious expression that could squeeze water out of him;
The teachers’ eyes are shining with “fiery eyes”, which can see whether there are any snack residues from last night hidden in your schoolbag;
The students on duty stood straight, waiting to check their classmates' pine trees, specifically searching for those "rebels" - students who were not wearing school uniforms, school badges, and, well, friends like Yun Ximo who almost failed in the race against time.

This scene makes people sigh: Such a rigorous and rigorous prestigious high school!

Yun Ximo lowered her head and examined her outfit. She was wearing casual sportswear, which made her look comfortable and relaxed, as if to say, "School uniform? School badge? School emblem? They don't exist. What I pursue is the style of a free soul!"

She was wearing sportswear, looking so youthful and energetic. If it weren't for the fact that this was a public high school that required school uniforms, she would have thought she was going to participate in a marathon instead of returning to class.

However, behind this outfit lies a sad story - on the eve of suspension from school, the original owner unfortunately encountered the "special care" of the "Lu Yuxuan Squad". Not only was her school uniform ruthlessly stripped off, but she was also given a set of "textbook disappearance techniques".

Yun Ximo felt so frustrated, thinking, "How magnanimous is the original owner? Possessed by a 'Ninja Turtle' and bullied to the point of near-death danger, yet he still managed to maintain a 'world peace' smile (even though he was actually accepting it through tears)?"

It's really infuriating and funny.

From today on, let us 'sing the song of the liberated serfs' and let those 'little bullies' see what an 'alien' strikeback is!

The top priority right now is how to get into the school!
At the school gate, many students were walking hurriedly.

Yun Ximo casually put her hands into her sweatpants pockets, and her schoolbag hung leisurely on her right shoulder like a casual pendant, swaying gently with her steps as she slowly walked towards the school gate.

A teacher in professional attire noticed that Yun Ximo was not wearing a school uniform. His eyes were indifferent but gentle. It was obvious that she was a master who was "observant and graceful".

She politely stopped her, her tone as gentle as a spring breeze: "My eccentric student, where is your school uniform? Did you wash yours last night, but when you woke up this morning you found it was still wet?"

As soon as the teacher said this, the air around them was filled with an atmosphere of "humor without losing dignity".

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The dean of studies also gave him a curious look at the right moment: "Kid, what are you up to? Are you cosplaying your everyday style?"

But the director is the director. His questioning eyes were serious yet graceful, as if to say, "Go ahead, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation. I'm listening."

Yun Ximo: “…”

Now, I've become the center of attention at the school gate. "Original owner, oh original owner, why can't you even keep your school uniform?"

However, she still maintained a humble smile on her face.

Yun Ximo was like a young lady in a costume drama greeting someone for the first time: "Hello, Dean, hello, teachers, all the teachers are so handsome and beautiful today!"

After saying hello, she slowly took out a certificate of readmission from her schoolbag and handed it solemnly to the dean.

The Dean took the certificate and scanned it quickly behind his glasses. After a careful examination, he glanced at Yun Ximo with a hint of amusement: "Oh, so you're the student from the top class who went on the 'special graduation trip' to the parallel class? I've heard a lot about you."

Yun Ximo subconsciously touched her nose, her action looking like a kitten that had done something wrong. The headmaster's opening remarks were really unique.

But she still maintained a proper smile and replied, "It's me, guaranteed to be completely original, no semicolons. I'm not like 'falling from a high place, but still smiling and never giving up'. Director, don't worry, when I get to the parallel class, I will definitely turn over a new leaf and become a new person. Oh no, I will study hard and make progress every day, striving to be a poor student who won't drag down the parallel class!"

Upon hearing this, the dean smiled with satisfaction and nodded: "I'm optimistic about you!"

Afterwards, he returned the certificate to its original owner and said earnestly, "I hope your actions can keep up with your bold words. Don't let your classmates in the parallel class down."

After that, he pointed to the most prominent teaching building and said, "Take this certificate and go to the second office on the third floor of the Senior 3 teaching building and report to Teacher He." Yun Ximo took the certificate and replied confidently, "Yes, sir! Director."

Yun Ximo strolled leisurely along the tree-lined path, unaware that she was quietly becoming the protagonist of a deliberately planned welcome ceremony.

Suddenly, a subtle but rapid whispering sound came from behind her, like a group of small animals having a secret meeting, like mice holding a meeting afraid of being discovered by a cat.

Several classmates glanced at her furtively, their pace suddenly quickening, one after another joining in the 100-meter sprint, while lowering their voices and quickly conveying secret information: "Quick, inform the others, Yun Ximo is about to arrive, the ambush personnel are ready to act!"

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Although Yun Ximo vaguely caught these fragmented words, her heart was extremely calm, like a duck leisurely and contented on the lake, its feet paddling quickly under the water, but there was no ripple above the water.

What kind of prank are these mischievous guys plotting?
At this moment, Luo Luo suddenly jumped out and reported nervously: "Momo, the danger level is the highest! Attention, you have stepped into an ambush by the 'Top Student Class Lu Yuxuan Group'. They plan to give you a 'surprise garbage gift package' when you go upstairs!"

After hearing this, Yun Ximo couldn't help but laugh: This is too much, this... what kind of weird operation is this?

Hey, can't you just let me go up the stairs quietly?
"Okay, Lolo, I got it." Yun Ximo responded calmly.

Yun Ximo continued to walk towards the senior high school teaching building with a mysterious smile that said "I know everything, but I just won't tell you."

On campus, the teaching buildings are arranged in an orderly manner according to grade, with the senior high school building standing tall in the front.

The majestic appearance of the senior high school building not only highlights its unique status, but also carries the aspirations and struggles of countless senior high school students for the future.

It stands there quietly, witnessing the sweat and tears of generation after generation of students, and also witnessing their transformation from youth to maturity.

Looking around, the green trees add a bit of tranquility and coolness to this holy place of learning.

The sunlight shines through the gaps in the leaves, like fragments of time, casting mottled light and shadows, making the teaching building appear brighter and more vivid.

In the senior high school teaching building, she was about to go up the stairs to the second floor when suddenly, Luo Luo got anxious and yelled, "Emergency brake! Hurry up, brake!"

Hearing this, she paused slightly and stood there in a daze.

Lolo, are you playing 'real-life Minesweeper'?

After a while, she calmly asked, "Lolo, should I continue to retreat?"

Just as he finished speaking, Luo Luo interrupted with a "friendly reminder": [Attention! A bag of garbage is about to fall from the sky, aiming for your head! Countdown begins, three, two, one.]

Yun Ximo's cold moon-like brows suddenly turned cold, and she moved to the left side of the stairs.

"boom--"

At this moment, a "free-fall artist" in the world of objects profoundly demonstrated the "irresistible law of gravity" in a dramatic way.

The profound philosophy of "your uncle is always your uncle".

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Just at this moment, the subtle hand of fate quietly moved and triggered the "coincidence" switch. The two classmates seemed to be chosen by fate and hurriedly passed the place where Yun Ximo had just stopped.

Then, "click", the garbage seemed to be reunited with relatives after a long separation, and it added a "colorful" crown to the two girls' hair just right.

"Oh my god, even the screenwriter wouldn't dare write this plot line!"

Passerby A, who was hiding on the third floor and peeping with bated breath, exclaimed in his heart. He had been expecting a small episode in which Yun Ximo encountered "an unexpected misfortune".

Unexpectedly, the screams of the two girls were like thunder, which scared him to death and almost broke his eardrums.

"In this script, the two of them are misplaced."

The two students who were unlucky enough to "win the prize" were instantly transformed from walking scenery into a moving "garbage mountain". Garbage fell like a torrential rain, and they saw stars in front of their eyes, as if they were seeing a fast replay of their lives. Their hair was disheveled, and they collapsed to the ground powerlessly, tears streaming down their faces like springs.

This sudden change quickly attracted the attention of all the students around. There was both astonishment and regret in their eyes. The students in the top class felt regretful. They thought that it was her fault why Yun Ximo was not hit by the garbage, otherwise these two innocent students would not have suffered such misfortune.

The Dean of Studies, who had arrived at the scene, roared louder than an ultrasonic lithotripter, shaking the glass windows of the teaching building and shouting, "It's almost time to retire! 'Shattering Peace' came too suddenly!" He carried an air of dominance, saying, "Stand right here, and I promise I won't beat you to death."

Everyone was so scared that their hearts were beating fast, fearing that they would be the next one to be "targeted".

Then, the dean roared out that classic line, more familiar than the school rules: "Who threw the garbage? Throwing objects from high places is illegal. Do you little ancestors understand?"

The volume was so high that even passing birds had to cover their ears, not to mention the pigeons on the rooftops. Their eyes widened, and they wondered, "What's going on? Have Earthlings upgraded their communication methods again?"

At the same time, it pulled everyone's thoughts back to the world from the sky.

The entire teaching building suddenly became so quiet that one could hear the breathing of microorganisms.

At this point, some people began to wonder, "Is it illegal? What kind of law is it? I didn't hit anyone, not even a scratch. Is it really necessary to make such a fuss?"

However, no matter how much I grumble, I can only say it in my heart. Look at the look in the head teacher's eyes. Anyone who dares to say "no" at this time is definitely a warrior among warriors. But I'm afraid no one wants to wear this warrior's hat.

After all, the authority of the dean of studies is no joke.

As the dean's scolding was enough to wake up a sleeping dinosaur, his "Lion's Roar Wave" turned on the vibration mode. The students' hearts felt like they were about to beat to the rhythm in the next second, and the "bang bang bang" sound was endless.

(End of this chapter)