Chapter 73 Beauty and the Beast

Ye Xian looked at the bed and couldn't help but twitch his mouth: "What does this room type have to do with Beauty and the Beast?"

"Oh, this." Yi Yang squeezed in from behind the blushing Ji Jiangci and Bo Jing. After squeezing in, he glared at Bo Jing and Ji Jiangci with a reproachful look on his face.

Instead of helping his wife solve her problem, why is he blocking the door like two door gods, making him lose all his energy?

After staring, his eyes became clear again, and he explained to Ye Xian with a smile. His innocent look seemed to be explaining simply: "The Beauty and the Beast room type was named by families who like beast-type mating."

"The reason was that a family that enjoyed bestiality chose a standard room, but when they tried to mate, they found the bed was too small for them to move. However, they didn't change rooms at the crucial moment, and the female of the family was squeezed off the bed by the male, resulting in a head injury. This led to a complaint to the hotel."

"Later, to cater to this type of family, the hotel specially created a room type that was entirely made of beds. It was named after the family that complained, Beauty and the Beast."

Ye Xian was completely bewildered: "What is bestiality? Why was the female pushed off the bed?"

"Beastiality is when a male uses his beastial form to mate with a female! If a female is pushed off the bed, it means her husband is too big."

Yi Yang explained without any psychological burden, as if he was talking about something very normal. He didn't notice that Ji Jiangci and Bo Jing, who had been standing at the door, had red faces and were holding their crotches and were about to faint.

Yi Yang not only explained, he even used himself as an example: "For example, if I mate with my wife, then I have to become... woooo ...

"Stop talking!" Bo Jing gasped and covered Yi Yang's mouth before he could say anything more outrageous.

After stopping Yi Yang, Bo Jing secretly raised his eyes to look at Ye Xian. The originally fair-skinned female now looked like she had drunk alcohol, with two pink clouds floating on her slightly drunk face.

After Ye Xian understood, she felt that her brain had shut down, and her mind was like a volcano spewing magma, rushing towards her head and making it swell.

"An An? Are you okay?"

Ye Xian pretended to be calm and shook his head, but the scenery in front of him was spinning.

So this room is used for this kind of perverted stuff. What's it called? Bestiality?

Oh my god, she has only seen this kind of thing in novels!
Seeing that something was wrong with her, Bo Jing pushed the struggling Yi Yang in his arms to Ji Jiangci, picked up the staggering Ye Xian and gently placed her on the bed.

Ye Xian realized that he was sleeping on that beast-like bed, and immediately felt that something was wrong with his whole body, and his mind automatically imagined the scene of Beauty and the Beast.

Oh my god, the more Ye Xian thought about it, the hotter he felt, as if countless ants were crawling on his body. Who knows what has slept in this bed, maybe a giant python or a green lizard. He was about to get up from the bed, but Bo Jing leaned over to stop him.

Bo Jing was leaning on top of Ye Xian, with his arms resting on his sides. Both of their faces were abnormally red. If there hadn't been someone else around, this scene would definitely have been misinterpreted.

"Don't worry, we chose this room type simply because the bed is bigger, not because, well, that, if it were any other room type, four people would be too crowded."

Ye Xian looked at Bo Jing above him. The man had deep eyes and a high nose. Even the foreigners on Earth could not compare with him.

"I'm not afraid of you doing something to me, I just dislike you." Ye Xian turned her head and saw the quilt under her. Although she didn't see anything strange at this distance, there might be something somewhere else.

Seeing Ye Xian's concerns, Bo Jing explained: "Don't worry, the hotel's quilts and sheets are disposable. They will be recycled after use. They will not be washed and used again."

"Is that so?" If it was a one-time thing, Ye Xian didn't feel so bad. Bo Jing stood up, helped Ye Xian up from the bed and sat her up, then knelt at her feet devoutly and straightened her messy hair. "Then I'll go find Lin Zhijing to buy some groceries. If you're sleepy, you can go to sleep first."

Ye Xian nodded: "Well, I will try my best to wait for you to come back."

"Can I kiss you on the forehead?"

Ye Xian was stunned. She had never heard of such a request before, but thinking that they were already husband and wife, she nodded.

Bo Jing raised his lips to smile faintly and kissed Ye Xian on the forehead.

After the two of them had exchanged affectionate words, Bo Jing finally got up and walked to the door calmly. When passing by Ji Jiangci and Yi Yang, he glanced at the two of them inadvertently, and the corners of his mouth suddenly cracked, revealing a smug smile. He went out, turned the corner, and knocked on Lin Zhijing's door.

"Tsk." Even the usually gentle Ji Jiangci couldn't help rolling his eyes at Bo Jing's back. He had learned this low-brow way of winning favor when he was only 6 years old.

Because it was too low-level, he disdained to use it, but he never thought that one day he would encounter it in person.

He looked up at Yi Yang and found that Yi Yang was staring at Bo Jing at Lin Zhijing's door in a daze.

"Yiyang, what are you looking at?"

Yi Yang raised his eyebrows slightly, then lowered them, his tone showing undisguised envy: "Brother Ji, my wife said she would wait for Bo Jing. Look how happy Bo Jing is smiling."

Ji Jiangci: ... What a fool! That's not a happy smile at all. It's a proud smile because he succeeded in winning your favor!

Only someone as naive as Yi Yang would think that Bo Jing was laughing: "Yi Yang."

Yi Yang looked at Ji Jiangci blankly: "What's wrong, Brother Ji?"

Ji Jiangci put his arm on Yi Yang's shoulder, patted him twice, and said sympathetically: "Brother Ji advises you to read a book called "The War of Beautiful Husbands". You will grow a lot after reading it."

"But I have no money."

"Then go find your wife, maybe she'll buy it for you."

Yi Yang hesitated and looked at Ye Xian. Ye Xian was wandering around at the moment, not knowing what he was looking for.

He turned back with a twisted face, his voice full of grievance and anxiety: "I dare not ~, my wife beat me for a whole morning when I asked her to buy me a pair of underwear. She even twisted her hand. She was so angry that she changed her hand and beat me for another whole afternoon."

"My wife has been different recently. Look, she just bought you three at once. Maybe she will really buy you one this time." Ji Jiangci continued to persuade Yi Yang. He really didn't want to have a naive person in the family.

"Okay! I'll try!"

Yi Yang swallowed his saliva, and his tall figure swayed like a little chicken and came to Ye Xian's side, his voice sweet and sticky: "Wife, what are you looking for? I can find it too!"

(End of this chapter)

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