I made the entire cultivation world cry

Chapter 75: Training Diary (written by Hua Gu)
[Year of the Pig, second day of the twelfth lunar month, light snow]

Hua Gu, I need to get some good sleep for a few days. You can record your daily life according to the format I taught you. Stick the jade slip on the monster seed and silently recite the password I set, then you can record what you want to say.

Only you and I know the password, so no one else can read the contents of the jade slip.

Soul resonance is really useful. My knowledge of words can directly resonate with you, which is so convenient.

You don’t have to remember what I said now, just cross it out. I said cross it out... Forget it, just remember it if you like.

The day before yesterday and yesterday, I went to the martial arts training grounds of the four peaks of Muchun, Qinghe, Yanlai and Shuangxu, and fought eighty ring battles in two days. It was really tiring.

You asked me why I didn't start a gambling fight? It would be too conspicuous and easily make people hate me. (I didn't ask)
If I hadn't had Hongli to help me get around, I would have been too lazy to travel so far and to so many places. But, no one in Lingbo Mountain dares to fight me anymore.

Fortunately, what happened here didn't spread to those peaks. The disciples there are indeed better than those on Lingbo Mountain in all aspects. I haven't matched up with the few who are on their gold list. I'm afraid I have to be careful in the future.

I have exchanged all the 500 spirit stones I received as a reward for being the first on the Lingbo Mountain Gold List this month into alchemy materials and put them in the study. Hua Gu, please keep an eye on Hongli and don't let her make medicine without cleaning anything all day long. That little bit of stuff is not enough for her to consume.

Huagu, remember to feed Hongli. I have prepared enough animal meat for half a month. Also remember to let it eat the red bean paste-flavored pill every day.

Chirp! Chirp!

Hongli, you are not allowed to protest. Diarrhea is also a form of detoxification. Just rub it with your own warm paws and it will be fine. Have you seen any child eating the best Chengling Pill as a meal?

I have changed the taste of your food from stinky mud to bean paste. What else are you dissatisfied with?

Baozhu and Wanli don't have this treatment, so you are the only one left. Remember, the bean paste pill must be swallowed directly, and cannot be chewed. It will not work if you chew it.

Go, practice your shapeshifting with the full-length portrait of Han Tao that I asked Puning to draw, and imitate the man's steps and demeanor. Go quickly!

Also, Hongli, you are not allowed to bully Huagu after I fall asleep. If I catch you, you will be in trouble.

If you two fight, no matter who starts it first, I will beat you both up when I wake up, and you will suffer the consequences.

The sleeping arrangements are made according to my instructions. On odd days, Hua Gu sleeps next to me, and on even days, Hong Li comes. We each get one night, which is fair and just.

Hua Gu, please keep an eye on Hongli. If it does something bad, please note it down and I will deal with it when I wake up.

嘤~
Okay, I've put the Qigong pills and the Liangyi Pendant there. You can come and go freely with the Liangyi Pendant. Call me after thirteen days.

There is a written test on the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month. I can’t~~~~forget it.

You don’t have to remember that I yawned, right?
Forget it, Hua Gu, if you want to practice with Hong Li, just feed me one of the Wu Jue Pills I bought. One pill can last for about four hours. I'm going to sleep first.

……

[Year of the Pig, third day of the twelfth lunar month, heavy snow]

The master is sleeping, I am practicing, and Hongli ran away.

If I don't let Hongli make the elixir, she'll escape through the window. What should I do? Should I go out and look for her?

In the afternoon, Hongli came back with a mouth full of pheasant feathers and ran to make medicine.

It's my turn to sleep with the master today, but Hongli bared her teeth at me and kept occupying the master's bed and refused to get down.

Write it down and take care of it when the owner wakes up.

……

[Year of the Pig, December 4th, Heavy Snow]

The master turned over, I practiced, and Hongli ran away again.

In the evening, Hongli came back with a round belly and covered in mud. She jumped onto her owner's bed and slept there, and even rubbed her owner's hair dirty.

What should I do if I don’t know how to purify my mind?
Write it down and take care of it when the owner wakes up.

It is indeed Hongli's turn to sleep with the master tonight, but why am I unhappy?
……

[Year of the Pig, fifth day of the twelfth lunar month, sunny]

Hongli snatched away the half-month rations prepared by its owner and ate them all in one breath.

Write it down and take care of it when the owner wakes up.

Hongli is so well behaved when her owner is awake, but why does she change when she falls asleep? Are all foxes like this?
The master sleeps, I practice, and Hongli makes the elixir, from morning to night.

Hongli slammed the alchemy furnace to the ground. Remember this!
It’s finally my turn to sleep with my master at night. I’m so happy~
……

[Year of the Pig, 6th day of the twelfth lunar month, sunny]

I fed my master a fasting pill. He looks so beautiful when he is sleeping. So cute.

Hongli was hungry and ate a lot of red bean paste pills. After eating, she suddenly turned into the appearance of her owner.

It also wants the owner's identity token, which is absolutely not allowed. It is not allowed to do anything that is not good for the owner!

Hongli transformed into Sister Puning and went out.

Write it down and take care of it when the owner wakes up.

Hongli came back after eating and went to make medicine again.

……

[Year of Yi Hai, seventh day of the twelfth lunar month, sunny day] Hong Li actually took the initiative to go into the Liang Yi Pendant to practice today.

I heard Sister Puning and Sister Wushuang talking outside. Sister Wushuang asked Sister Puning when she would return the animal meat she had taken from her yesterday, as Wanli had nothing to eat.

Sister Puning said that she did not take Sister Wushuang's meat yesterday. Sister Wushuang said that Sister Puning did take it and she saw it.

Baozhu groaned and bumped her head against Sister Puning, as if to say, "Do you have another pig outside?"
Sister Puning was so anxious that she cried, it must have been Hongli who did it.

Write it down and take care of it when the owner wakes up.

……

[Year of the Pig, 8th day of the twelfth lunar month, cloudy]

The master was sleeping, I was practicing, and Hongli turned into Sister Puning and went out.

Hongli was captured by Sister Puning and Sister Wushuang.

Hongli pretended to be dead and took the opportunity to escape and ran back. Sister Puning shouted from outside, "When Ayi wakes up, I will sue you."

Hongli sat on the ground and scratched her chin with her hind paws. The way she looked made me want to hit her.

No, no, the master said we can’t fight.

Write it down and take care of it when the owner wakes up.

In the evening, Hongli overturned the alchemy furnace to the ground again and wrote it down.

Hongli stepped on her master's head, remember this!

……

[Year of the Pig, 9th day of the twelfth lunar month, sunny]

When feeding the master the fasting pills, the master frowned again. How can this pill be made more delicious?
It would be great if I could refine pills. Isn't there a water-refining method in the pill book that Hongli read?

Try to learn it.

I can't eat any more of the Water Arrow Frog monster. If I eat any more, it feels like it's going to burst. My master will be disappointed if my Water Arrow Skill can't be improved, right? I don't want to disappoint my master.

Hongli yelled.

Hongli has refined a top-grade Soul-Nourishing Pill.

Hongli ate the top-grade Soul-Nourishing Pill.

Because her mouth was burned, Hongli spat out the top-grade Spirit-Feeding Pill again.

I chilled the pill and handed it to Hongli. Hongli was stunned and blinked at me, as if she thought I was a fool.

The top-grade Soul-Feeding Pill is not a good thing. My master feeds me clean demon seeds every day. The spiritual power in them is much better than that in the Soul-Feeding Pill. It will not be wasted at all, and it also contains some power that is very good for demon seeds.

Hongli gave me a medium-grade Soul-Nourishing Pill, but I can’t eat it because it has wood properties.

Hongli kept looking at me, so I decided to eat it. I couldn’t make Hongli unhappy.

Hongli jumped onto the master's bed again. It's my turn to sleep with the master today.

Hongli asked me to go with her. She slept inside and I slept outside, protecting the master in the middle.

Hongli is so smart, why didn’t I think of it?
Hongli shouldn't hate me anymore, right?

Although I don’t like it very much, my master said that we should love each other, so I will try my best not to hate it.

……

[Year of Yi Hai, 13th day of the 12th lunar month, cloudy]

Hateful Hongli!
My diary jade slip was stolen.

On the ninth day of the first lunar month, he stole the jade slip while we were sleeping together next to the master.

It placed the diary jade slip in the beast meat and tricked Baozhu into eating it in one gulp.

Baozhu hadn't defecated for three days. Sister Puning was anxious and gave Baozhu a laxative, which finally allowed her to defecate.

My jade slip was inside, with a bamboo leaf mark carved by its owner. Sister Puning recognized it and returned it to me while pinching her nose.

What should I do? I have washed it with Ganlin many times, but it still smells bad.

If there is no record for three days, the owner will be angry when he wakes up.

Bad Hongli!
The master will wake up tomorrow, and we will see how he will deal with Hongli.

There's no point hiding in the Liangyi Pendant and pretending to practice seriously. I've written it all down!

　The Twelve Peaks of Cangling Sect are named after the nicknames of the twelve months, from January to December. They are:

　　Three Micros, Flower Morning, Late Spring, Qinghe, Pomegranate Moon, Forest Bell, Orchid Autumn, Wild Geese Arrive, Frost Sequence, Beginning of Ice, Dragon Hiding, Early Plum Blossoms

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