Great Luck

Chapter [-] poor paparazzi

Chapter [-] poor paparazzi

Chen Xiangben is a photography enthusiast and started working as a freelance writer after graduating from university.To put it bluntly, he is a professional paparazzi.

(The story in this book is purely fictitious, please do not imitate)

Although Chen Xiang is only 21 years old, in the entertainment industry, Chen Xiang's name can be described as notorious.When many celebrities mentioned the word "Chen Xiang", they wished to cut him into pieces and burn him to ashes, and then covered him with two pieces of shit, hating him so much.

Maybe even God couldn't stand it, and the law of heaven is so clear that evil will be rewarded with evil, and finally let Chen Xiang pay for it.

One day, Chen Xiang followed a well-known director to the beautiful Yandang Mountain.Just to choose an excellent shooting angle, so that the stretching of the famous director could be shot as a shot of trying to hug the female agent, but Chen Xiang stumbled and fell off the cliff.

Unexpectedly, due to the temporary chaos of time and space, Chen Xiang traveled to an era that was not recorded in history.This dynasty was called Dafeng, and according to what Chen Xiang learned later, this era was equivalent to the 'previous' Ming Dynasty.They speak Chinese and use Chinese characters, and even the font sizes of some officials' government offices are similar.

According to the plot in the novel, after time travel, one would either be reborn as a baby, or occupy someone's soul.But Paparazzi Chen was different, he just fell from the sky naked.When it landed, it happened to kill a pig.As a result, the pig died, but he survived.My dear mother, this pig is simply his reborn parents.

But it was said that Chen Xiang fell from the sky naked and smashed a fat pig to death, and he was also thrown into a coma.These strange things alarmed the county magistrate, who immediately ordered people to take him into the county government office.

Chen Xiang was in a coma for three days before waking up. After waking up, he was full of 'nonsense'. Instead of saying his name, he even threatened to 'complain' against him.The angry county magistrate waved his hand, hit twenty big boards again, and casually named him ~~'Pig Skyfall'.If it weren't for the magistrate of the county to occupy that pig, he wouldn't even be lazy about his name.

Crack~!The county magistrate slapped the gavel, "The pig is falling from the sky, my lord asks you, why did you come to the place under the jurisdiction of this order, and why did you smash the fat farm pig to death?"

"Pig you###head, which crew are you from, who is the director? You are paralyzed, I will sue you to death. Do you know who I am, believe it or not, I will smear you with just one photo."

In the past two days, this "strange pig man" who fell from the sky finally spoke a complete human sentence.However, the yamen servants on both sides trembled in fright, and dared to point at the county magistrate and scold his mother.

"Bold! Give me a slap!"

When the county magistrate issued an order, the government servants on both sides rushed forward and gave them a big meal.Paparazzi Chen cried out, what he wants to see most now is the police, even two city management officers are fine.

In this way, Paparazzi Chen was "beaten into a trick", not only recognized the name "Zhu Tianxiang", but also admitted the crime.In a fit of rage, the county magistrate sold her to a brothel in Zhongdu Prefecture.

There are not only Tsing Yi and red cards in the brothel, but also many aunts. To put it bluntly, they are ducks.Mama Feng, the procuress of the brothel, tried several times to train Zhu Daqi to be a Xianggu, but his appearance was not good, his eyes were rolling around like a thief.From then on, Zhu Tianxiang acquired another identity, the slave of a brothel.

As the saying goes, when a person walks away, he transports his horses to fatten them up, and if he is unlucky, he will be covered in bird feces if he basks in the sun.Paparazzi Chen escaped several times, but was caught by the evil servants of the brothel and tortured.

At this point, Paparazzi Chen knew how terrible the evil servants of brothels were in ancient times.Compared with them, the underworld in the previous life is simply ~alive~lei~feng!

For the past two months, Chen Da paparazzi in the previous life and Zhu Tianxiang in the current life, worked hard every day, making it look like he wanted to compete for the number one model worker in the turtle slave world.He always smiles when he meets everyone, and bows when he is five meters away.

In order to become one with the sisters in the building, Zhu Daqi also wrote a song for her (them), praising the fearless spirit of being willing to dedicate their youth.

"The chrysanthemum is broken~ full of bruises~ your smile has turned yellow~" Zhu Daqi sang affectionately and resentfully, and the sisters in the building who listened to it burst into tears, and had the desire to pay for him.

As soon as this song came out, it was widely circulated immediately, and it almost became the song of the brothel circle.Pig Da Qiren is also named "Chrysanthemum Pig" by those who do good things, and is regarded as a model in the brothel and a strange flower in the world of turtles and slaves.

Since then, Zhu Tianxiang became famous, and admirers came one after another, and there was a situation of "if people don't know chrysanthemum pigs, it's useless to hang out in brothels".

Zhu Tianxiang works hard, and the old bustard, Feng Ma, gradually relaxes her vigilance towards him.But in his heart, Zhu Daqi is still firm in his beliefs, always thinking about how to escape.

"Tianxiang, there are quite a lot of guests today, go and deliver some food to the Xuan Zihao room in the backyard. Be careful, that girl is very wild and hasn't been tamed yet." Feng Ma's face was full of flesh, revealing that she was a big nun in the brothel world. majesty.

When Zhu Daqi heard about the room named "Xuan", he was overjoyed, and the opportunity to escape finally came.

The Xuanzihao room was set up in the backyard, and the girls imprisoned there were either newly bought or secretly snatched.Ordinary newcomers are first thrown in the 'Xuan' brand name for two days of starvation, and then sent to the 'Di' brand name to suffer inhuman torture.

Zhu Tianxiang made several observations and found that the best escape route was the backyard horse gallery.The last few times I ran on two legs, no matter how far I ran, I would be easily overtaken by others.As long as there are horses, he feels that he will succeed.

Zhu Tianxiang came to the backyard with a small bowl of rice porridge.It is said to be the brand name of "Xuan", but it is actually a firewood house.

When the two evil servants saw the model worker and tortoise slave come to deliver the meal, their eyes were full of contempt.After two or three months of mental and physical training, Zhu Daqi has already reached the upper level where he is not ashamed but proud, and walked in with a smile and nod.

On the haystack in the woodshed, a woman is tied.This woman has willow eyebrows, apricot eyes, red lips and white teeth, and a pair of big eyes that are slightly frightened, pure and intoxicating.

Zhu Tianxiang couldn't help feeling a little regretful.Looking at his age, he was only fifteen or sixteen years old, especially with a trace of resentment in his eyes, which had a special taste.

"I said girl, people are iron and rice is steel, come! I will feed you today." Zhu Tianxiang kindly dug a spoonful of porridge, and wanted to deliver it to the woman's mouth.

"Get out! Just let go of this girl, and I will definitely kill all the people killed here. If you didn't use the ecstasy incense, you would never touch a finger of this girl." The girl looked murderous and looked at her coldly. With pigs falling from the sky.

Zhu Tianxiang took a careful look outside, "Shh~ Keep your voice down. Let me tell you, girl, where is your home? I can help you pass on a message and ask your family to redeem you with money." Zhu Daqi felt sympathy. heart of.

"Bah! I'm not a brothel girl, why should I use money to redeem someone?"

"Grandma, please keep your voice down. I really want to help you. To be honest, like you, I was sold here for no reason." Zhu Tianjiang was so frightened that he wanted to cover the little girl's mouth.

"The devil believes in your words. As long as I go out, I will not let you go. I will tell my father and kill you all." The little girl stared angrily.

Zhu Tianxiang smiled wryly, and stretched out his hand to untie the waistband of his trousers, revealing his half-pull buttocks.The scars from the cane whipping on it are clearly visible, especially conspicuous.

"You~ what are you doing, nasty!" The girl hurriedly turned her face away in embarrassment.

"Look at the scars on my body. We are all suffering people. Girl, I don't want to see you being humiliated at such a young age. Sister Feng will definitely sell your head for a high price. Before she can tame you, Quickly find someone to redeem yourself." Zhu Tianxiang said kindly.

"You~ If you really want to help me, then report to the police. I was tied up here after being fascinated in a black shop." There seemed to be a little expectation in the little girl's eyes.

"My mother, the two yamen of the prefecture and county here have shares in this brothel. They belong to the same group. Last time I ran away, I went to the gate of the yamen, but I was arrested and beaten. I said girl , useless." Zhu Tianxiang shook his head and said with a sigh.

"My house is too far away, and it takes more than a month to go back and forth. Otherwise, you can let me go. I have practiced kung fu, so I can escape by myself." The little girl looked at Zhu Tianxiang beggingly.

"What are you thinking? If you run away, I'm going to die. Mr. Feng has long wanted to find someone to rape Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum. I have been pure in the mud for so long. Is it easy for me." Zhu Tianxiang was dissatisfied. Two eyes.

"What is ~Bao Juhua?" The little girl looked innocently at Zhu Tianxiang.

"It's ~ between a man and a man ~ Well, you don't understand what I said, so let's eat something first." Zhu Tianxiang picked up the bowl helplessly, he didn't want to run away with a burden.

"Big Brother~ Please, let me go, I can take you with me." The little girl looked at Zhu Tianxiang with tears in her eyes.

"You take me away? Cut! I'll run away by myself later, and you don't need to take me with you."

"If you don't save me, then I have no choice but to die to keep my innocence." The little girl's eyes showed a firm look.

Looking at the pure eyes of the strange girl in front of him, Zhu Tianxiang also felt a little pity.

"Grandma, it's a big deal to be caught back to be a duck. Little girl, let me ask you, is your family rich?" Zhu Tianxiang saw that the girl had beautiful features, and she didn't look like a child from a poor family.When you come to this world, you have to find a way to get some money first.

The little girl looked at Zhu Tianxiang, thought for a while, and nodded silently.

"Well, I'll rescue you and take you home. However, you must give me ~100 taels of silver when you get home." Zhu Tianxiang didn't know that this little girl had a prominent family background, and he changed his mind when he thought of "good" causes. fate of his life.

"Okay, I will definitely give it to you." The little girl agreed quickly when she heard that it was only 100 taels.

Together with Zhu Daqi, the hero, and the heart to save the beauty, regardless of everything, he untied the ropes on the girl's hands and feet.The two had a brief discussion, and Zhu Tianxiang came to the door and walked out as if nothing had happened.

"Two elder brothers, Sister Hong from Tianzihao asked Zhang Tou to help her buy a box of rouge, and gave her three pieces of silver, and the rest was reward money. I don't think Lao Zhangtou can earn this money alone, and I can't go out. I don’t know which one of you would like to go?” Zhu Tianxiang reluctantly took out the three coins that he had stolen the day before yesterday.

When the two nursing homes heard this, it was a good thing, and they could earn more than half of the income.This kid is quite sensible, and he didn't give up such a beautiful job to old man Zhang.

"Chrysanthemum pig, it's right for you to do this, my brother and I will protect you in this yard from now on." One of the guys took the money with a sly smile.

"Thank you, both of you. I will still think of your two brothers when something good happens in the future." Zhu Tianjiang nodded and bowed.

Seeing one guy walking towards the front yard, Zhu Tianxiang hooked the other one, "Dude, come on, let me show you something nice."

"Good thing? What?" The remaining nurse followed Zhu Tianxiang into the woodshed in doubt.

Seeing the rope on the ground, the nurse was frightened and grabbed Zhu Tianxiang.

"Ah~ Where's the person?" This is the girl that Mama Feng took special care of. I heard that she spent a lot of money to a black shop to buy her.

On the beam, the girl jumped down, and smashed the green brick on the head of the guard.The nursing home didn't even make a scream, and passed out.

"Little girl, you are really flexible in your hands and feet, hurry up and follow me." Zhu Tianxiang praised him sincerely.

When he came to the door, Zhu Daqi was about to walk out, when he heard the sound of 'pounce', the little girl pulled out the courtyard guard's knife and stabbed it.

"My mother~you~you killed someone~?" Zhu Tianjiang was so frightened that his legs and feet gave way, and he almost sat on the ground.

"Such a person deserves to die. Go away!"

As the little girl said, she pulled the pig from the sky and the two ran out of the firewood room.

"I said, girl, murder is a serious crime. This time I was killed by you. Don't go through the front door, follow me to the back door. There is a horse corridor there." Zhu Tianxiang complained, turned against the customer, and pulled the little girl to the back run away.

"Listen, there is a strong idiot in the corridor, this time you come forward to lure him, and I will put him down." Zhu Tianxiang said in a low voice.

This escape plan was a way of escape that Zhu Tianxiang had observed for a long time before he found it.However, the most important thing is to bring down the guards in the corridor.This guard doesn't like women, but he likes men.Zhu Tianxiang wanted to sell his luster in exchange for freedom several times, but he endured it at the last moment.He was afraid that after he betrayed his lust, those two idiots would pay him a lot if they got addicted to it.

A guy who looked like an iron tower was sitting in the corridor, drinking a small wine there.Suddenly, a figure flashed at the end of the corridor, and a girl appeared.

"You~ who are you?" The big man looked at the girl with drunken eyes. Before he could stand still, he heard a "pop" sound from the back of his head, and a big green brick hit the back of his head.

Zhu Tianxiang looked at the big man excitedly, and waited for him to fall to grab the horse.Who would have imagined that this guy had a big bag on the back of his head, and he looked at Zhu Tianxiang as if he was fine.

"You bastard, you dare to hit me?" The big man grabbed Zhu Tianxiang's collar with a snap.

"No~ it's not~ brother, listen to me~ I admire you~ don't~ don't hit me!" Zhu Daqi felt so depressed that he wanted to hang himself.Just now, I was afraid that I would kill someone if I used too much force, so I used a little less force.This time it's over, the second idiot can't kill him.

At this moment, there was a sound of 'pounce', and a sharp knife came out from the back of the big man's heart.

"My dear mother, why did you kill another one? I'm paralyzed, if Mama Feng takes me back this time, I'm afraid she won't be sold as a duck, but boiled like a duck."

Zhu Tianxiang looked at the felled man in horror, it was the first time he saw a murderer today in his previous life to this life.No matter what era it is, murder is always a felony, and it can't be washed away by itself.

"There they are~don't let them escape~!"

While Zhu Tianjiang was still in a daze, there was a shout from outside the corridor, and the guards of the brothel chased him with knives.The one who ran ahead was the guy who bought the rouge just now.He hadn't even reached the front yard when he bumped into Sister Hong from Tianzihao, and a simple statement gave him away.

The girl had already pulled out a bay red horse, and when she saw someone chasing her, she jumped onto the horse's back, slapped the blade, and the bay red horse let out a long cry.

"Don't leave me~Girl~We don't bring such things~Help~!"

Zhu Daqi was about to go mad with hatred, he tried his best to rescue this girl, and at the critical moment, he wanted to leave him and run away.