Who would still start a business seriously after being reborn?

Chapter 260: Business as usual (campus plot, feel free to skip if you don't like it)

These people are crazy.

It was not until the next morning that Cheng Yi noticed the content on the BBS.

In the BBS, a large group of people were making wild guesses about Tang Guo kissing him, with all kinds of conspiracy theories and schemes emerging one after another.

No wonder celebrity gossip is so popular; emotions are human nature.

He swore to heaven that he just saw that Tang Guo was very arrogant and simply wanted to tease this arrogant little girl. He had no other thoughts.

But after being analyzed by those guys in the BBS, more than a dozen different versions were derived.

At this point, this topic is like those reading comprehension questions in Chinese textbooks that require you to analyze the author's central idea.

When a writer wrote, "Today I returned to my hometown and farted in the fields," a host of literary giants flocked to the scene, meticulously pondering why the author had to fart today, not yesterday? Why not tomorrow? What did this fart represent today? And what kind of homesickness did it express?

Now Cheng Yi feels like he is the author of the fart.

Because just now, Rao Yuan called and expressed her gratitude to him on behalf of Tang Guo.

"Oh, it's so tense." Cheng Yi got up from the bed and his phone rang.

It was Chen Yafang calling: "Cheng Yi, Christmas is coming soon. The student unions of our eighteen universities are holding a friendly competition on Christmas Day. You must help us. We can't lose again. Handong Foreign Languages ​​University has won the championship three times in a row."

"Handong Foreign Languages ​​University?" Cheng Yi's heart sank when he heard the name Handong Foreign Languages ​​University.

Cheng Yi's elder brother was wrongly accused and expelled from the University of Foreign Languages. He felt disgusted with the academic style of this university from the bottom of his heart.

"What specific event are we competing in?" Cheng Yi asked.

Cheng Yi had heard of this competition in his previous life, but unfortunately he was a member of the student union of his department, and he had only heard of this competition that only student union members were not eligible to participate in.

"Everything is decided by drawing lots. Three events are chosen from five," Chen Yafang said. "There's a poetry competition, a hacking competition, a singing and dancing competition, as well as a memory competition and a reasoning competition."

"Oh." Cheng Yi responded and asked, "What kind of subjects does the University of Foreign Languages ​​specialize in?"

"They are pentathlon athletes." Chen Yafang replied.

"What about us?"

“Our poetry has an advantage.”

"Just this one? We have elite classes, and specially recruited students in sports and arts." Cheng Yi frowned.

Chen Yafang said, "How could we possibly invite students from the elite class? They're the school's darlings. Besides, even the elite class students don't know hacking skills. As for special admissions, the Foreign Languages ​​University has a ton of international exchange students who are into samba and rumba. As for the memory competition and the reasoning university..."

Chen Yafang didn't say anything else.

Even if she didn't continue, Cheng Yi could understand.

China's education model is one of comprehensive development. Because the population base is large and the number of students that universities can accommodate is small, there is no need to focus on children who are talented in a certain area.

Although arts and science are divided into different subjects, mathematics for science and English for arts are stuck in the three major subjects, becoming a sieve for screening all-round geniuses.

For example, people with strong memory are mostly liberal arts geniuses, and mathematics will eliminate them.

For example, those with strong reasoning ability are mostly science geniuses, and Chinese and English will be a two-pronged approach for them.

However, as an expert said, children who cannot develop all-round are not geniuses, they can only be considered to be partial to a certain subject.

This also leads to the fact that although Handong University is the highest institution of learning in Handong Province, there are not many true geniuses. Most of them are mediocre students with neither high nor low levels of liberal arts or science, and neither good nor bad. Just like Cheng Yi in his previous life, he seems to know a little about everything, but also seems to know nothing.

In order to meet the demand for diverse talents, many foreign universities have adopted various forms of entrance examinations. Some even only require proficiency in one subject. Many international exchange students at Handong Foreign Languages ​​University are from overseas universities. These people have concentrated all their life's efforts on one subject. Even if they are not geniuses, they can be considered half geniuses.

This is also the reason why Handong Foreign Languages ​​University has always been the leader in university friendship competitions.

Chen Yafang said, "Cheng Yi, I've asked the president of our department's student union to come forward. He's a master hacker, and Yan Wanxin, whose poetry skills are absolutely amazing. Anyway, we'll choose three out of the five events. If we bet correctly on the poetry competition and the hacking competition, we'll have won the championship in advance."

"Are you talking about Lin Sipeng?" Cheng Yi laughed in silence.

Although he didn't know Yan Wanxin's level of poetry, he had seen Lin Sipeng's programming level. How dare that guy call himself a hacker expert?
Chen Yafang said, "Yes, Chairman Lin Sipeng's hacking skills are really amazing. He has written several Trojans."

"Okay." Cheng Yi smiled and said, "If I'm not busy at that time, I will try to participate."

"Don't try to join, you have to join. I need your help with something." Chen Yafang said anxiously, "You have to help me this time!"

"Do you need to be so concerned? This competition has nothing to do with your external relations department, right?" Cheng Yi said with a smile.

"Perhaps, we should get to know each other again." Chen Yafang said with a giggle: "I, Chen Yafang, am the current vice president of the Student Union."

"Oh my god, congratulations, Chairman Chen." Cheng Yi laughed.

That’s right. Chen Yafang is now the president of the Alliance of External Relations Departments of Top 100 Universities. It is obviously unreasonable for Handong University not to promote her.

"Don't congratulate me yet. I've just taken office and I'm already facing such a huge challenge." Chen Yafang said with a wry smile, "Our Chairman Lin is away on an overseas study tour, and our other Vice Chairman is about to graduate. I'm in charge of coordinating all of this activity. If I mess up, it won't just be embarrassing myself, but Handong University will also suffer the consequences."

Cheng Yi said: "Tell me, what do you need me to do?"

Chen Yafang immediately asked, "I heard Yan Wanxin say last time that Lin Qingyin is your girlfriend?"

"Why are you asking about her?" Cheng Yi frowned.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not asking about Lin Qingyin." Chen Yafang said quickly, "Lin Qingyin has a roommate named Chen Shihui. Chen Shihui was specially recruited as the runner-up in the National Classical Dance Competition. If we can hire Chen Shihui, the singing and dancing will be no problem."

"She can sing too?" Cheng Yi was a little surprised.

"As for singing, don't we still have the MoMo girl group?" Chen Yafang said with a giggle.

"Do you want to invite Chen Shihui to join the student union?" Cheng Yi asked.

"Yes, could you ask Lin Qingyin to help me?" Chen Yafang said, "Or give me her phone number. I've been to their dormitory a few times, but it's a special admissions dormitory and I can't get in."

"Okay, I'll ask for you." Cheng Yi responded.

Although the school does not explicitly stipulate that special admissions students and elite classes cannot join the student union, it is still quite difficult to get them to join the student union. First of all, it is difficult to convince their teachers.

Cheng Yi hung up the phone and immediately called Lin Qingyin. "Hey, hey, hey, Cheng Yi, you're amazing! You were actually kissed by the school's favorite, Tang Guo?" Zhuo Lanlan's voice came from the other end of the line, followed by Chen Shihui's voice: "Cheng Yi, my Lin Qingyin is very sad. The consequences are very serious!"

There was another burst of chattering noise on the other end of the phone.

Cheng Yi held the phone and waited for a while. When their excitement died down, he said, "Where's Lin Qingyin? Let her answer the phone."

"My Lin Qingyin said she will ignore you." It was Chen Shihui's voice.

"I didn't." Lin Qingyin's anxious voice could be heard faintly: "Give me back my phone quickly."

"Lin Qingyin, you can't spoil him. If he feels that he has you under his control, he will become more and more excessive." This was Zhuo Lanlan's bewitching voice.

Lin Qingyin took the phone with great effort and said timidly, "Cheng Yi, are you still listening?"

"I'm listening." Cheng Yi smiled and said, "Don't listen to their nonsense. Tell them that in the future, if you go out to play, you won't have to do anything like this with them."

"Cheng Yi, I didn't say anything bad about you. You can't abandon me." Chen Shihui's protest was heard on the other end of the phone.

Lin Qingyin asked quietly, "Everyone on the school BBS is saying that you were forcibly kissed by a girl. Are you okay?"

"It's okay, don't worry. I will be more careful in the future. After all, there are too many lustful women like Zhuo Lanlan now." Cheng Yi sighed, "Oh, the world is going downhill. I didn't expect that boys have to learn to protect themselves when they go out. It seems that looking youthful and sunny is not a good thing."

"Pt." Soon, Zhuo Lanlan's voice rang out on the phone, "This guy is so shameless."

Cheng Yi said, "Can you two stop eavesdropping? Lin Qingyin and I were just having a simple phone call, what are you two doing hunched over your phones?"

"We are here to help Lin Qingyin come up with some advice!" Zhuo Lanlan shouted.

Cheng Yi now also realizes that Zhuo Lanlan and Chen Shihui are indeed too idle.

He thought for a moment and said, "Lin Qingyin, why don't you join our student union? That way you can stay away from them. I'm in charge of the Finance Department, so I can just fill out a form for you. If you have nothing to do after class, come and play in the Finance Department."

"Okay." Lin Qingyin answered happily.

"No! I object to this."

"I object too!" Zhuo Lanlan and Chen Shihui were immediately unhappy.

Chen Shihui shouted, "I want to participate with Lin Qingyin! It's understandable that you don't let Zhuo Lanlan participate, but you can't stop me from participating! I didn't say anything bad about you."

"That won't work. I'm the only one left in the dormitory. How am I supposed to live like this?" Zhuo Lanlan's tone softened a lot as she pleaded, "Cheng Yi, I promise not to say bad things about you to Lin Qingyin anymore."

Oh, stupid college students.

Seeing that Chen Shihui and Zhuo Lanlan had both taken the bait, Cheng Yi said in a deep voice, "It's okay for you two to join, but if you both forget about it, I will immediately kick you both out of the student union."

"Don't worry, I promise I won't."

"We've actually been praising you for the past few days."

Cheng Yi said, "Then come to the Student Union Finance Department in the Activity Center. I'll be waiting for you there."

"Good good."

Cheng Yi rode his bike to the activity center and opened the Finance Department office which had not been opened for a long time.

Now all the members of the Finance Department have moved to the Entrepreneurship Base, and no one has been in the Finance Department office for more than a month.

The desk in the office is covered with dust.

The only two remaining computers also looked lonely.

Cheng Yi had just tidied up the office when footsteps were heard outside.

"You came so quickly?" Cheng Yi said as he turned around, only to find that the people who came in were not Lin Qingyin and the others, but Yan Wanxin and two very beautiful girls. Judging from the figures and looks of the two girls, they should be art students from the Art Academy.

"It's Director Yan." Cheng Yi said with a smile, "Do you have any instructions for my small department?"

Yan Wanxin stared at Cheng Yi and said in a deep voice, "We need to prepare for the New Year's Eve party and we need to allocate some money from the Finance Department."

"Oh, how much do you need?" Cheng Yi asked as he sat on the chair.

Yan Wanxin said, "Five thousand yuan."

"So much?" Cheng Yi was surprised: "The Finance Department doesn't have that much money right now."

As soon as Yan Wanxin saw Cheng Yi, she remembered that she had been stripped of her position as the head of the External Relations Department. She tried to suppress her emotions and said, "You can apply to the school! This has always been your job!"

"Oh, then you go back and prepare a report, stating where the money was spent." Cheng Yi acted in a businesslike manner.

"Are you deliberately making things difficult for me?" Yan Wanxin asked with a frown.

The girl next to her said, "What's wrong with you? New Year's Eve party funding has always been just an application. When did you have to write a report?"

"That's right, you are such a weird person." Another girl echoed.

Cheng Yi smiled and said, "Submitting a report application is a long-standing school rule. If you were someone I knew well, I could also apply verbally, but we're not familiar with each other, and the amount involved this time is so huge. How would I know if you're using it for the New Year's Eve party or somewhere else? If I don't have a report in my hand, I won't feel at ease."

"Do you have any intentions?"

"You are even more disgusting than Director Ji Yubing! No girl will like you in your life." The two girls were so angry that they directly said the most vicious words in the eyes of boys.

Cheng Yi didn't feel anything when he heard the sentence "No girl will like it", which was very lethal in the eyes of many boys. However, what he couldn't accept was that these two girls actually compared him with Ji Yubing, which made him a little angry.

This is so fucking humiliating.

Cheng Yi waved his hand and said, "Either go back and prepare the report, or go apply yourself. Goodbye."

"Once you have a little power, you don't even know your last name."

"That's right, if you were an official, you would definitely be a bad official!" The two girls continued to accuse.

"Don't waste time talking to him. Let's go back and prepare the report." Yan Wanxin glared at Cheng Yi, turned around and left.

(End of this chapter)