Who would still start a business seriously after being reborn?
Chapter 336: Dog Licking, Dog Licking, 1 has nothing!
Chapter 336: Licking a dog, licking a dog, nothing left!
Fei Zhengyu's answer almost made Cheng Yi next to him burst out laughing.
However, it is a blessing for the class and the dormitory that Fei Zhengyu was able to jump out of the perspective of a bootlicker in time.
In their previous life, three bootlickers were born in their four-person dormitory.
But at that time they didn't realize that they were bootlickers, they just thought that this was the affectionate style that girls liked most.
In those days, affectionate songs represented by "Don't Be Afraid of Me Being Sad", "Over the Top" and "Tolerance" swept across the country and became extremely popular.
What is this, 'Do you and him have real feelings for each other? Don't hide it from me. Don't be afraid of making me sad.'
It seems that if there is no third party between a couple in love, it is not a complete relationship.
In order to get the complete experience of "I love you but you love him", it is almost to the point that if there is no third party, then I will create one. The main point is to endure the bitterness without any effort and experience the bitterness of love in the entanglement of love and hate.
The boss of their dormitory, Meng Gang, can be said to be the strongest bootlicker in the dormitory.
The licking was so meticulous and careful.
Unlike Cheng Yi and Fei Zhengyu, Meng Gang finally got it.
Unfortunately, the final result also made Meng Gang, at the age of 41, interpret what it means to "lick the dog and lick the dog, and end up with nothing."
At this time, Meng Gang has probably already launched a dog-licking offensive.
Meng Gang's wife in his previous life was Yan Jing, a freshman in the Faculty of Arts. They met at a welcome party, and after a few interactions, Meng Gang began to pursue her madly. Yan Jing was a very traditional literary woman. She liked small bridges and flowing water, romance, and being under the moon and flowers. What she pursued was a feeling, a state of mind.
In modern terms, she pursues emotional value.
Although Meng Gang finally pursued success by using various ways of being in love with someone under the moonlight, Yan Jing wanted a lifetime of love under the moonlight.
Meng Gang can't give you this.
No man in this world can give me this.
Therefore, Yan Jing could only pursue the life she wanted again.
In this life, what Cheng Yi can do for his roommates is to help them get rid of their status as bootlickers, then recommend them to the student union and raise their starting point for the future, that's all.
As for inviting them to join Momo Group, Cheng Yi had never thought about it.
Roommates are roommates, classmates are classmates, and colleagues are colleagues. If you can't even distinguish basic relationships, you may lose money even if you open a small convenience store.
"Why are you ignoring me?" The Magic Sweetheart Messenger realized something and asked directly.
Fei Zhengyu hesitated for a moment, then quickly typed a reply: [There is no girl named Shen Qi at Handong Fashion Institute.]
The Magic Sweetheart Messenger stood still.
After a long while, a string of words appeared in her mind: [Sorry, I didn't mean to lie to you.]
Fei Zhengyu was furious and typed: [I can let you off the hook for lying to me. I'm going to ask you a question now, and I hope you'll answer it truthfully.]
【You ask.】
“Are you a man or a woman?” Fei Zhengyu replied bluntly.
The Magic Sweetheart Messenger replied readily: [I am a girl.]
"She is a woman! Hahaha! She is a woman!" Fei Zhengyu laughed excitedly.
This series of psychological blows has caused Fei Zhengyu to lower his inner demands to the lowest level.
As long as she's a woman, it's fine.
At the very least, he knew that he was not in an online relationship with a man.
Fei Zhengyu quickly typed: [Okay, then we're done. Don't contact each other again.]
[I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lie to you.] Magic Sweetheart Messenger typed: [A boy has been pursuing me for the past few months. I'm afraid he might hurt you, so I don't dare to meet you.]
Here it comes, here it comes, "Don't Be Afraid of Me Being Sad" is here.
At this time, Cheng Yi has turned into a spectator. Generally speaking, once such a plot occurs, the two of them will talk for at least half an hour, and it will be considered a small end only when they have thoroughly discussed the core of the Qiong Yao drama.
[Who is he?] Fei Zhengyu really put himself in the situation.
The Magic Sweetheart Messenger typed: [His family is very wealthy and has great influence in Jingzhou City. I can't tell you who he is. You can't defeat him.]
The taste is real! Looking at the nostalgic dialogue that hits him, Cheng Yi, the only audience member, watched it with relish.
At this moment, he could already guess what the next dialogue would be.
Fei Zhengyu said: No matter who it is, no one can take you away from me.
The Magic Sweetheart Messenger said: No, I can't be so selfish, I can't let you get hurt.
If their prefixes were changed to Lu Ruping and He Shuhuan, the meaning would be more correct.
Young people of their age think about every line of dialogue based on the lines in a play.
Soon, Fei Zhengyu typed: [I don’t care who he is, you are me…]
Before Fei Zhengyu finished typing, a system prompt appeared on the game screen of him and Cheng Yi.
[The White-haired Corpse King has smelled your scent, please flee immediately.]
"What the hell is this?" Fei Zhengyu muttered as he stared at the computer screen, "What is the White-Haired Corpse King?"
The Stone Tomb Array is the most difficult and recently opened formation in Momo Legend. Many players are not aware of the mystery of the Stone Tomb Array.
The Momo Legend development team added a very scary setting to the stone tomb formation based on the original one.
That is the White-haired Corpse King.
The coordinates of this white-haired corpse king are completely random, and no one knows where it will appear. As long as you see the prompt word, it means that the white-haired corpse king will appear at any time.
"It's the big boss!" Cheng Yi said, "Hurry up and notify the Magic Sweetheart Messenger to replenish his health. We are ready to fight."
"Okay." Fei Zhengyu responded with a frustrated look.
He had already found the state of life and death, but he didn't expect to be disrupted by this white-haired corpse king.
At this moment, a terrifying giggling sound came from the headphones.
He typed quickly and said, "Be careful, we've encountered a big boss."
Magic Sweetheart Messenger typed: [What the hell is this white-haired corpse king? Its voice is so scary.]
Giggle...
The sound became sharper and sharper, as if it came from underground. Fei Zhengyu was so scared that he took off his headphones.
As Fei Zhengyu took off his headphones, a hand suddenly stretched out from the ground next to his game character.
Immediately afterwards, a white-haired corpse king more than two people tall crawled out of the ground.
It let out a series of low growls and rushed towards Fei Zhengyu at a very fast pace.
"Damn, you dare to scare me." Fei Zhengyu rushed towards the white-haired corpse king with a knife.
As soon as he approached the White-haired Corpse King, he was grabbed by the White-haired Corpse King. In an instant, Fei Zhengyu lost more than 130 points of blood.
"This BOSS's attack power is really high." Fei Zhengyu took a sip of red wine and said, "How about we run away?"
"It drops a level 35 skill book." Cheng Yi said something that made Fei Zhengyu quite interested.
The allure of a level 35 skill book was too great. A mage with Ice Roar could wield long-range bombing capabilities, a warrior with Fiery Swordsmanship could kill anyone with a single strike, and a Taoist priest with a divine beast was even more impressive. "Don't panic, pull the assassination position first," Cheng Yi warned Fei Zhengyu, noticing his impatience.
"Oh, okay." Fei Zhengyu didn't dare to run around. He quickly took an assassination position and started the assassination with Cheng Yi.
The Magic Sweetheart Messenger kept adding blood to Cheng Yi and Fei Zhengyu. They kept attacking for more than ten minutes, and the White Haired Corpse King finally had red blood.
"Holy crap, it's going to explode." Fei Zhengyu said excitedly, "We're the first to get the kill."
Seeing that Cheng Yi and Fei Zhengyu encountered the legendary white-haired corpse king, a group of people in the computer room gathered around.
The blood volume of the White Haired Corpse King was getting lower and lower. Soon, accompanied by a roar, the White Haired Corpse King lay on the ground unwillingly.
"Skill book for summoning divine beasts!"
"Damn, it's summoning a divine beast!"
"That's amazing." The onlookers all cheered enthusiastically.
A book that can summon divine beasts has a market price of at least 6000 yuan.
Cheng Yi picked up the summoned beast and typed: [We are really lucky. We have enough living expenses for half a year.]
Fei Zhengyu looked at Cheng Yi with burning eyes, and his intention was obvious.
Cheng Yi frowned and said, "Don't tell me you want to buy this book and give it to the Magic Sweetheart Messenger."
Fei Zhengyu said, "Magic Sweetheart Messenger is the highest-ranking Taoist priest in our guild. We have a competition tomorrow, and our guild is in urgent need of manpower. This book on summoning divine beasts must be given to Magic Sweetheart Messenger, no matter what the considerations are. The market price of a book on summoning divine beasts is 6000 yuan. I'll give you 2000 yuan. Give me the book."
Cheng Yi didn't expect that after he had been counseling and laying the groundwork for so long, Fei Zhengyu would still turn into a bootlicker again.
He threw the book on the ground and said, "You can do it yourself."
Fei Zhengyu immediately typed to the Magic Sweetheart Messenger: [Sweetheart, pick it up and use it.]
[No, this is too expensive.] The Magic Sweetheart Messenger typed a few words and then logged off right where he was.
Cheng Yi picked up the summoned beast again and asked in confusion, "What's this? Playing hard to get?"
Fei Zhengyu said dissatisfiedly: "Cheng Yi, don't think too badly of others."
Just as Cheng Yi was about to speak, Fei Zhengyu's phone rang.
The other party's number is Xiaolingtong.
When Fei Zhengyu answered the phone, he heard a very nice girl's voice on the other end: "Hero Zhengyu, I am the Magic Sweetheart Messenger."
"Sweet, sweet, sweetheart?" Fei Zhengyu's voice trembled.
The girl said, "If you're not afraid of getting beaten, then let's meet. But if we meet, I won't play this game anymore."
"Why?" Fei Zhengyu was shocked.
The girl smiled and said, "No reason, I just don't want to play anymore."
Cheng Yi listened carefully from the side and secretly admired the girl's thoughts.
The girl didn't want to turn this meeting into a weapon to harvest rich men in the game.
This also means that as long as they meet, she is confident that she can completely capture Fei Zhengyu.
This girl is very confident in herself.
Fei Zhengyu said, "I want to meet."
"Okay, let's meet at McDonald's on the University Town Commercial Street at 7 p.m." The girl smiled and said, "I'm wearing a light yellow top."
The girl hung up the phone after she finished speaking.
Fei Zhengyu quickly turned off the computer and said, "Cheng Yi, come on, take me there."
"Is it appropriate for me to go?" Cheng Yi asked back.
"You must go. You almost made me lose my mind. I must let you see with your own eyes that the Magic Sweetheart Messenger is a girl!" After Fei Zhengyu said this, he pulled Cheng Yi out of the computer room.
Unable to bear Fei Zhengyu's constant nagging, Cheng Yi finally nodded reluctantly and rode his bike to take Fei Zhengyu to the commercial street.
The two walked into McDonald's on the commercial street and looked around. They saw a short, fat girl wearing a goose yellow top in a corner not far away.
The fat girl had two family buckets piled in front of her and was eating them with relish, completely ignoring the surprised looks of the people around her.
Woo... Fei Zhengyu felt like his worldview had collapsed.
With this figure and looks, how could she be pursued madly by a rich young man?
Is that rich young man the Beta who drives the tank?
However, Fei Zhengyu was a very kind person. He considered that since he was already here, if he didn't go and meet the Magic Sweetheart Messenger, it would be too hurtful to her self-esteem. Thinking of this, Fei Zhengyu walked up to the girl and said with a dry laugh, "Sweetheart, you came so quickly."
"?" The girl, who was enjoying her meal, froze while holding the burger in her hand. Then, she flew into a rage and cursed, "Who are you calling sweetheart? You shameless bastard!"
The girl threw the hamburger at Fei Zhengyu, covered her face and ran out of McDonald's.
"?" Just when Fei Zhengyu was feeling puzzled, a tall girl pushed the door open and walked in.
The girl is very tall, just over 1.7 meters tall. Her figure can be described as golden ratio, with a protruding front and a curved back, sexy and hot.
In addition to her good looks, her outfit is also very particular. She wears a goose yellow sweater on the upper body and a beige pleated skirt on the lower body. This outfit is simply too spring-like.
The moment they saw the girl's appearance, Cheng Yi and Fei Zhengyu were both a little surprised.
This girl was none other than Tong Qing from Handong Institute of Fashion, the champion of the field promotion competition held by the external relations departments of the top 100 universities in Handong Province.
Seeing the light yellow sweater on Tong Qing, Fei Zhengyu murmured, "Could she be the Magic Sweetheart Messenger?"
Tong Qing quickly took out her pager and made a call. As soon as she put the pager to her ear, Fei Zhengyu's cell phone rang at the same time.
When Fei Zhengyu answered the phone, Tong Qing smiled and said, "I waved my hand. Did you see me?"
Seeing Tong Qing waving her hands, Fei Zhengyu suspected that he was dreaming.
He is just an online lover, is it necessary to go all out right away?
At this moment, Fei Zhengyu, who was always confident, actually felt a little ashamed of himself.
He slowly raised his hand and smiled at Tong Qing who was looking at him.
Tong Qing walked up to Fei Zhengyu generously and said with a smile, "Hero Zhengyu?"
"Yes, my name is Fei Zhengyu." Fei Zhengyu greeted quickly.
Tong Qing looked at Fei Zhengyu and said with a smile, "Oh, it's you. You're from the External Relations Department of Handong University. We participated in the competition together."
"Yes." Fei Zhengyu said embarrassedly, "I never thought that the Magic Sweetheart Messenger would be you."
Tong Qing said with a slight frown, "Do you only think of me as a man?"
Looking at Tong Qing and Fei Zhengyu talking and laughing, Cheng Yi's face looked a little unhappy. He slowly sat down by the window, and the love letter he had seen in the tabloids before emerged in his mind.
That was a love letter from Xu Tianlei from Jingzhou City to Tong Qing, a freshman at Handong Institute of Fashion.
Xu Tianlei is Lin Qingyin's cousin.
(End of this chapter)
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