Huayu: From charlatan to great entertainer

Chapter 362 It’s up to you to pick it up
The emotional and physical boundaries between men and women can sometimes be strange, especially for couples in the intimacy phase.

Some things, before doing them, are like going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and one must overcome eighty-one difficulties;
Once you do it, it becomes as natural as a daily routine.

We drove to the Romano Palace Hotel in Catania and asked for a luxurious single room with direct access to the private beach, without even mentioning a second room.

For a pure love girl who has just opened her heart, some things should just be done quietly and there is no need to mention them.

Without mentioning the wrong things, what lovers should do will happen naturally.

Boss Lu is naturally well aware of this. After all, he has conquered the northern hemisphere, and he will be even more blessed in the future.

The Romano Palace is Catania's finest hotel, formerly the private estate of a famous Sicilian mafia family in the 20s.

Because the Praia beach surrounded by the Romano Palace is the best beach in Catania.

The unique black sand and volcanic rock landscape here is formed by the sediments of Mount Etna, which forms a unique black sand beach and forms a strong visual contrast with the blue sea.

Because of its high price and sparse population, the beaches here are certified by the EU "Blue Flag Beach". The water transparency reaches 12 meters, and you can snorkel and see the colorful coral reefs.

"Capitalism is so rotten! Such a wonderful place is fenced off and only open to the rich."

This is what Boss Lu, the big capitalist, said while he was leisurely lying on a rattan chair in the yard.

Xiao Liu ignored his pretense and virtuously opened their suitcases and hung up their clothes.

She also took the stinky socks that the stinky man had taken off yesterday to the bathroom, rubbed and washed them, and took them to the yard of the villa suite to dry.

It dries quickly in the hot summer weather.

"No way! No way! How can I let a famous star wash my socks?"

Lu Kuan, who had no cigarettes to smoke and could only chew gum, stood up and hugged the girl from behind and teased her.

"If your millions of fans knew about this, wouldn't they kill me with a knife?"

Liu Yifei turned around and pinched his nose affectionately: [If you bully me again, I'll mobilize my fans to cyberbully you tomorrow!]

The washing machine was not ashamed but proud of it. It lowered its head and kissed her lips affectionately.

This level of affection is now commonplace.

Their lips parted, and Xiao Liu suddenly felt something in his mouth, so he reached out and took it off his tongue...

chewing gum?
The chewing gum that has lost its flavor after being chewed by the washing machine!
"Pooh!"

Liu Yifei was so angry about the washing machine prank that she raised her hand and started beating him violently. The latter hugged her while laughing.

"Wrong, wrong, your taste is relatively bland, right? I gave it to you because it had no flavor."

Xiao Liu was both angry and amused: [I'm going to chew one until it's tasteless later, and you can give it to me too!]

Fan: Why do you want to reward him?
Boss Lu advised her earnestly: "When will the cycle of revenge end? Change your clothes and let's go eat."

Liu Yifei slapped him hard, put her bottles and jars of toiletries in the bathroom, and changed into a cool seaside outfit.

【Does it look good? 】

Xiao Liu was standing barefoot on the beach in the yard, holding her cell phone. Her ivory suspender skirt was gently lifted by the sea breeze, revealing the patterned bra underneath.

Her long hair was not oiled and fell loosely and naturally. Behind her right ear was another blue and white iris silk flower, the same color as the waves in the distance.

"It looks good. I'll take a picture for you." Lu Kuan took out a camera from the house and instructed her to pose.

"Put your arms on the railing, close your eyes and tilt your head to the side, smoothing your hair to the side to highlight the curve of your neck."

"Good, keep it up."

The young director found several composition angles. The 20-year-old Liu Yifei had a very attractive appearance and figure, and the film turned out very well.

Liu Yifei excitedly gave him a kiss and turned to a close-up photo of the front.

I like this one best.

In the photo, Concubine Liu Yi's wet hair is like soaked crow feathers clinging to her neck, and the small black and red mole on her chest hangs at the end of her curled hair.

"For you, the photo isn't vivid enough. If I use a camera to capture the mole on your chest in motion and add some filters, it will have an artistic effect."

Xiao Liu was surprised: [What other effects can moles have? ]

Lu Kuan tapped her chest twice with his fingers: "In the eyes of Chinese people, moles are mostly related to numerology and metaphysics."

"But in the eyes of foreigners, moles are a sex symbol for women."

"If you have the chance to see Western court oil paintings from the 17th century, you'll clearly see that mole makeup was the most popular in the French court. Nobles used small black moles to express their affection, and this trend continued for centuries."

"Even the mole at the corner of Marilyn Monroe's mouth was originally flesh-brown, but she even had it darkened by a beauty salon, all to cater to this trend."

The young director conceived a shot in his mind:
"A small mole nestles at the junction of your clavicle and sternum, like volcanic debris left by the crest of the Mediterranean waves, squeezed and tempered into garnet after thousands of years."

"The midday sun cuts across the skin, and the outline of the mole is refracted by the sweat, like the lighthouse that guides the return of the ship in Sicily legend, the only flame burning on the snow-colored canvas."

Then he raised his eyebrows proudly at Liu Yifei: "How about it? I'm no worse than Wang Jiawei in photographing women, right?"

The little girl curled her lips in disdain and said, "You love to watch and play with washing machines, how can you not be proficient in this?"

The two of them set out to have dinner. Before leaving, Concubine Liu Yi gave Lu Kuan a sun-protection massage from face to neck.

[Men are really strange. You smoke, drink, stay up late, and do all that, but how come your skin is still so good?]

Boss Lu grinded the steering wheel and smiled without saying a word.

Of course it’s because of the harmony of yin and yang. You will understand when you grow up.

Concubine Liu Yi looked at herself in the small mirror with some worry:

I'm afraid to get sunburned now, for fear of pigmentation and darkening the moles on my face.

"Isn't it a bit early for you to be anxious about your appearance? Wait until you're forty."

Xiao Liu gave him a playful look: [Why are you being so sweet today? What do you want?]

miss you!
Boss Lu said righteously, "I'm just telling the truth. The shape of your head, face, and bones are relatively resistant to aging. It's a gift from God."

Women dress up to please themselves. Concubine Liu Yi was completely unable to resist this kind of sugar-coated bullet. She happily tilted her head and kissed him on the cheek.

The car stopped at a fork in the road. Lu Kuan fiddled with the car navigation for a long time, then gave up and took a look at the map:

"What do you want to eat? A fancy restaurant or a street vendor?"

As expected, Liu Yifei made a two-sign gesture. She liked the feeling of eating at the street stalls with Lu Kuan on her arm.

He would try everything he saw, if it tasted good, he would have a bite, if it didn’t taste good, he would have to deal with it. . .

The mechanical sequence of appetizers, main courses and desserts in high-end restaurants always made her feel that she was following a routine and could not feel carefree.

The vehicle stopped in front of a row of fish markets about five kilometers away from the Romano Palace, leaving two ruts on the gravel on the ground.

There are countless open-air markets like this in Sicily, where faded sky-blue awnings swell like sails in the sea breeze, and cast iron supports are rusted and ooze ochre tears.

Xiao Liu walked through the ground holding the man's arm. The ground under his feet was mottled and uneven, and it seemed that it contained a lot of volcanic rock.

Less than ten kilometers away from here is Etna, the largest active volcano in Europe, which is also a famous tourist attraction in Catania.

Boss Lu looked left and right. Neither the gray-brown swordfish head standing on the tip of the ice nor the crushed ice and lemon slices wrapped around the octopus tentacles seemed very appetizing.

"Uh-huh!"

Liu Yifei suddenly pointed at a small stall and made some babbling sounds. Boss Lu took a closer look and immediately understood what she meant.

The stall sign depicts Sicilian cannoli and seafood fried rice balls, both classic snacks that appeared in "The Godfather".

The greedy girl paid for one item each, and ate while walking with the man on her arm.

The Sicilian cannoli, which is ricotta stuffed into a crispy fried cannoli and garnished with chopped nuts on both ends, is a favorite of the Corleone family.

This Italian vendor even added some white icing sugar, which was so greasy that only Xiao Liu, who has a sweet tooth, could eat it.

Liu Yifei knew Lu Kuan's taste, so she handed him the fried rice balls that were more suitable for Chinese people. He ate them for a while before exchanging them.

This is the meaning of those greedy girls dragging their boyfriends to visit snack stalls in life.

Food bins and garbage disposal stations.

The young director frowned as he watched Liu Yifei devour her food, his expression like an elderly man on the subway: "How can you eat that much without choking?"

Xiao Liu shook his head and licked his fingers provocatively. He took a few bites of the seafood rice ball from his hand and continued to look for his next target.

"You don't look like a girl from Jiangcheng, you look like a girl from Wuxi."

Let's indulge ourselves for another day today, and then tomorrow we'll start eating protein like fish and shrimp, and salad in the evening.

Lu Kuan threw the remaining rice ball to the seagulls that were flying around on the roadside picking up bread crumbs, pretending not to hear what he said.

For women, losing weight is a lifelong career and also a lifelong lie.

Xiao Liu squinted at him: [What's with that expression? Are you looking down on me?]

Boss Lu cried out in injustice: "It's unfair, sir! How dare I disdain Liu Yifei?"

"Ahhh!"

Liu Yifei almost couldn't help but reveal his little secret of recovering his language function, and he choked the evil washing machine from behind!
Shameless thing!

He was masturbating all day long, and after eating and playing, he even laughed at himself for being fat!
Are you a beast?

The little girl examined herself, her firm and perky buttocks, her flat and delicate belly, and her slightly undulating...

Where is the fat?

Lu Kuan surrendered with a smile: "I'm just kidding you, this height is only 100 pounds, it's still thin."

Xiao Liu didn't care about that. He used the chokehold to jump onto his back and didn't get off. He stretched out his two white arms in front of him and typed:
[Since you're thin, then you can carry me on your back. If you can't carry me, you're weak. If you sweat too much, you're also weak!]

Come on, hurt each other!

You say I'm fat, I say you're weak!
This is a matter concerning a man's highest dignity and cannot be taken lightly.

Lu Kuan lifted her buttocks and said, "No problem, it's very easy. I squat 100kg per set now, okay?"

Liu Yifei was too lazy to listen to his stubborn words, so she took a selfie with her mobile phone and recorded another beautiful moment of interaction.
Her mobile phone memory is almost full these days, and she has also changed two memory cards in her digital camera because she can take so many photos.

Eating, drinking, playing, interacting and being funny, anything that is with him must be photographed.

Very girly.

On the night she decided to leave Los Angeles, Boss Lu jokingly said that he had prematurely matured her and wasted her youth.

I don’t know how much she has made up in the past few days, but it is obvious that Concubine Liu Yi, who is addicted to it, will never be satisfied.

If she could live like this every day, maybe she would really be willing to stop talking for the rest of her life.

Unfortunately, there is no such thing.

I almost couldn't help exposing myself several times since I woke up today, especially when the guy was eating the tip of the strawberry...

"How about eating that?"

Lu Kuan tried to make his tone sound smoother so as not to sound out of breath after walking for twenty minutes with a 100-pound fat girl on his back.

"Yeah." Liu Yifei glanced at the sign for sardine pasta and agreed.

I just felt reluctant to get off his back.

This open-air restaurant has some unique features. Twenty square tables made from recycled fishing boat decks are lined up along the shade of the arcade.

The legs were fixed to the ballast stones with cables, and the surface of the table bore the traces of spiral marks left by the scratches of shellfish.

Looking at the faded gray parasol printed with the 2002 World Cup Italian team logo, the owner must be an old football fan.

However, in a football powerhouse like Italy, fans are a common sight.

Xiao Liu curiously touched the dry rosemary branches hanging between the ribs of the umbrella. The sea breeze blew away fine spice snow, which was a local specialty seasoning.

A girl about fourteen or fifteen years old came to order food. She was obviously a beauty and spoke English with not very fluent accent.

"What do you need?"

"have what?"

The Italian girl had a cold face, and it seemed that her service attitude was not very good. "Many people eat sardine pasta and swordfish rolls. We also have red mullet and homemade white wine."

Boss Lu didn't answer directly. After thinking for a few seconds, he suddenly smiled at her and said, "We are not Koreans, we are Chinese. Does China know this?"

The Italian girl with wooly curly hair suddenly opened her eyes wide and scratched the freckles on her face embarrassedly.

"I'm sorry... I'm not..." After thinking for a moment, he realized there was nothing to explain, so he smiled slyly and said, "I'll give you two free glasses of blood orange juice!"

Boss Lu nodded: "Okay, thank you."

Concubine Liu Yi on the side was confused. What kind of conversation was this?
Why be confident first and respectful later?
【what does it mean? 】

Lu Kuan pointed to the 2002 Italian team emblem on the parasol. "In the 02 World Cup, Italy was tricked by the Koreans. That guy just now looked like a young angry man."

"Do you believe that if I don't clarify this, she might spit in her pasta later?"

Concubine Liu Yi suddenly realized: "My eyes are so big, do I look Korean? I must think you look Korean and feel that I am being blamed for it."

Boss Lu looked at her speechlessly: "You are so rude when you curse."

The young girl from southern Italy quickly returned, carrying two glasses of blood orange juice. "Here's some orange juice for you. Are you the China from Bruce Lee?"

"Yeah, Kong Fu, have you seen his movies?"

The little girl was very excited. She rarely met Chinese people here. She smiled and sat down aside: "Hello, my name is Alia Costa."

"I loved his movies, they were cool, it's a shame he died so young."

Boss Lu smiled and said, "There are many good movies in China. Do you know Netflix?"

"not sure what it is?"

"It's an online video website. Maybe you'll see soon that Netflix's owner is Chinese, and he'll put Bruce Lee's movies online for everyone to watch."

Alia stood up excitedly: "Really? That's great! It's called Netflix, right? I remember it."

The summer intern girl continued to help out at her home. Liu Yifei said with some regret, "So far, foreigners still know the most about Bruce Lee. Their understanding of China is very limited."

"Well, that's normal. Sicily is a relatively isolated place. This girl is only fourteen or fifteen years old, about the same age as you were when you first returned home."

"Many Chinese films have won awards at the three major European cinemas, but for ordinary audiences, they are too highbrow to be understood and are not very interesting to them."

"That's why we make genre films. Only genre films can spread culture in a more targeted and subtle way. Even in such a small, isolated fishing village, people still know Bruce Lee. Only genre films can have such influence."

Lu Kuan took a sip of the blood orange juice, its original sour and sweet flavor. "Why is Japanese culture so popular around the world? It's because they've done so much work with cartoon characters."

"Just like we are face-blind when it comes to foreigners, foreigners are also face-blind when it comes to us Asians, but cartoons are not like that!"

"The images of animated characters can be given many imaginative elements, making them more recognizable to Western audiences."

Liu Yifei pondered: [So what do you want to do with Netflix? ]

"Netflix's role is to cultivate global audiences' viewing habits for Chinese films through DVDs."

"We have so many excellent films, but if we insist on releasing them all in theaters, the risk is too great and no one can afford it."

"Netflix is ​​different. They include Chinese-language films in their various monthly packages. Customers have already paid for these films, so they might as well watch them. Over time, they might be influenced by them."

"Including the Japanese anime characters I just mentioned, we also have many images that can be packaged for export."

"For example, pandas, Sun Wukong, and Nezha."

It's a pity that the "Kung Fu Panda" project was launched two years ago, and the industry at that time did not have the ability to make an animated film.

Pixar, the world's largest animation film company, is now completely controlled by Disney, and there is no chance for Disney to get involved anymore.

Cartoons are also genre films. If you want to break through from this perspective, you can only move forward steadily. There are no shortcuts.

Of course, this is all a matter of the past. These are the various thoughts that emerged after he acquired Netflix.

Boss Lu clinked glasses with Liu Yifei, who was listening intently.
"I hope that the next time we go to any corner of the world, the next Alia won't mistake us for Koreans or Japanese, and won't be able to only name Bruce Lee."

Concubine Liu Yi's fingertips brushed past her ears, and she tucked a few strands of black hair that were blown by the sea breeze behind her neck.

Her hair was entangled with the salty vapor of Sicily, emitting a translucent golden-brown halo in the sunlight. The dimple on her left cheek deepened and shallowed with the passionate gestures of her lover.

She looked at Boss Lu with a smile on her face, and the scene of him debating fiercely at the US Congressional hearing appeared in front of her eyes again.

Apart from being a little bit lustful, he is really a very good person.

but. . .

If you are only lustful towards yourself, it probably won't be considered a shortcoming.

The washing machine must be converted for home use!
As for Lu Kuan, his career development has long gone beyond the stage of ordinary economic profiteering.

There are still many grand undertakings worth initiating before us. If we do well, it will be a great achievement that will go down in history.

No ambitious Chinese can resist the temptation to establish virtue, make achievements and make statements.

Lide is about personal moral cultivation, which can be put aside for the time being. . .

To achieve merit is to put achievements into practice, and to make statements is to pass on ideas.

This is the unity of personal value and social value.

Or to put it more vulgarly, this is a way to make money and live a good life, which is also beneficial to the healthy development of the industry, and finally leaves some useful insights for future generations.

Boss Lu has only dabbled in other fields, but in the domestic film industry, he has already begun to make achievements and establish his own words.

Promote Chinese films to the world and become the next Asian film master;
Lead the domestic film industrialization process and break the outdated and decadent film review system headed by Zhu Dake.

If you are lucky enough to live your life again, you must leave something for this world besides just living a mediocre life.

Alia quickly served all the dishes and politely invited the two to eat. She always found time to come over and chat, looking very curious.

Liu Yifei stirred the sardine pasta with a fork.

Wild sardines are deboned and pan-fried, mixed with raisins, pine nuts, and fennel fronds, and then topped with a thick sauce. It tastes surprisingly good.

The little girl Alia came running over again, this time with so much excitement that the freckles on her face were jumping.

"Are you Lu? My father said you were a director, is that you?"

Boss Lu raised his eyebrows proudly at Liu Yifei who was eating pasta: "It's me. Has your father seen my movies?"

Alia handed over a notebook. "Well! I've seen your film 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' Please sign it. I promise I'll watch your films, but Bruce Lee is still my favorite."

She stole a glance at her busy father and simply sat down on the table. "Can you tell me more about China? You have a huge city wall, right? More majestic than the ancient Romans'?"

Boss Lu played the role of a cultural ambassador very well, and was very enthusiastic in explaining science and chatting with the foreign girl.

From time to time, she was shocked and laughed, and her expressions were extremely rich.

Until my father urged me to serve dishes for the third time.

Liu Yifei looked at her fifteen-year-old's well-developed figure with envy: [There are so many beautiful Italian women in Sicily. They have been there since I got off the plane.]

Boss Lu took a sip of his homemade white wine. "Sicily has been ruled by the Phoenicians, Greeks, Arabs, and Normans throughout history. The natives here have mixed genes of European, Asian, and African descent."

"Look at the high cheekbones and straight noses in Greek statues, and the light olive skin and golden brown curly hair of the Phoenicians. They are all stored in their gene pool. It's not surprising that they produced some beauties like Monica Bellucci."

Liu Yifei was still impressed by him as a beauty research expert. This guy was quite attractive to women. Just now, Alia was chatting with him and didn't want to leave.

Something suddenly occurred to her, and she frowned as she looked the washing machine up and down. [Are you a copper smelting addict?]

Boss Lu glanced at his phone and started cursing: "You might as well call me Korean! Nonsense!"

Xiao Liu looked him up and down.

The scene of him chatting and laughing with fifteen-year-old Alia just now inexplicably reminded Liu Yifei of when she was fifteen years old, and she also locked onto herself with a strong purpose.

Liu Yifei didn't mind her big face, so she had no reason to be pretentious with him now: [Have you been coveting me since I was 15? ]

Lu Kuan looked at her with a smile: "What do I covet from you? A chubby face, big teeth, and thick thighs? You're just a Chaihe girl."

Such a familiar verbal attack, Xiao Liu hasn't heard it for a long time.

This was commonplace on the set of "Gold Powder" in 2002. Liu Yifei has long been immune to it, but now she has other ways to deal with the lecherous director.

Xiao Liu was too lazy to type on his phone and gave him a death stare.

You think I'm ugly, right?
You wait back at the hotel.
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"What, you're not allowed to go up?"

"I'm sorry, sir. According to the National Geological Bureau's monitoring data, Mount Etna has entered its active phase and will be closed for the next two years."

Just as they drove to the scenic spot to buy mountaineering clothes, oxygen masks and other equipment, Lu Kuan, feeling bored, drove Liu Yifei back.

"What bad luck!" Boss Lu said with a hint of regret. "But foreigners are really brave. Even when the eruption was about to happen, so many hikers still climbed over the fence."

When they left, the city of Catania was organizing a rescue team to search for several Swiss hikers who had "accidentally entered" the volcano.

In other words, he didn't pay much attention to it in his previous life. In September 2007, Mount Etna erupted violently, causing casualties in the local area and volcanic ash delayed flights.

He shook the map: "The plan has been disrupted. Where should we go next?"

"Catania Cathedral? The Benedictine Monastery of San Niccolò?"

Xiao Liu shook his head.

She was almost sick of looking at churches and monasteries. Lu Kuan was fascinated by the sculptures and paintings, but she was confused even when she listened.

Concubine Liu Yi is a straightforward woman at heart, and her interest in these things is really limited.

"Go shopping? There's a red flower street in the city."

[If I don't go, the clothes I bought in Milan will last until next year.]

"The Roman Theatre in Catania, or the Bellini Opera House? There's Don Giovanni tonight."

【If I don’t understand, I won’t go.】

Lu Kuan scratched his head a bit: "How about... finding a place to watch a movie?"

"Then I might as well go back and continue watching your movies. I didn't even finish watching 'Alien Land' last time."

Xiao Liu puffed out his cheeks and poked his fingers in a cute way: "How about going back home and playing in the water? Sunbathing, swimming, surfing."

"Sure." Boss Lu turned around and returned to the hotel.

The private beach in the hotel villa room is the best beach in Catania. There is no one to disturb you, which is much safer than wandering outside.

He has been to many places in Europe, especially the more literary film shooting locations, but he is relatively less curious about them.

Although I was financially free in my previous life, I was under a lot of mental and work pressure.

He still prefers the kind of boutique tours where he can eat, drink and sleep well in high-end hotels, and is too lazy to think about any niche routes.

"You can surf too?"

Xiao Liu Aojiao: [I learned this when I first arrived in New York. I was small then, so it was easier to maintain balance.]

Boss Lu teased her: "It's not big now, I think it's okay."

I thought this teasing would receive another violent response, but when I glanced at her again, the little girl was swinging her feet leisurely with no expression on her face.

I don't know what bad idea he's thinking.

It was almost three o'clock in the afternoon when they returned to the hotel. Liu Yifei stepped on the sand in the yard and jumped back to her room.

The ultraviolet rays outside are too strong. Let's wait until after 4 o'clock before going out!

The Mediterranean Sea has a relatively low latitude, a large solar altitude angle, and strong ultraviolet radiation, which is a huge blow to the skin care of female stars.

Even the twenty-year-old Concubine Liu Yi did not dare to confront him directly.

In addition, the island is separated from North Africa by the sea, and when the dry and hot air currents from North Africa pass over the mountains surrounding the island, they form foehn winds.

As the foehn wind sinks, it increases temperature and reduces humidity, causing the local temperature to rise further and the weather to become hotter and drier.

In the morning, the clothes that Xiao Liu hung outside were already burnt to a crisp.

Lu Kuan didn't forget about the important matter and lowered the temperature of the room by a few degrees. "Then hurry up and do some rehabilitation training. This is a good opportunity to take advantage of this free time."

Concubine Liu Yi instantly became listless, her eyelids drooping as she cooperated with great difficulty.

"Huh? I feel like you're in much better shape!" The young director looked pleased.

He is most sensitive to the actors' vocal conditions, and Liu Yifei obviously performed better than before when trying vowels and plosives.

Xiao Liu cooperated with his performance on the surface, but he was nervous inside.

The washing machine won’t be able to tell that I’m loading it, right?

I just want to stay with him for two more days...

It's hard.

Boss Lu was very surprised and pressed the upper edge of Liu Yifei's thyroid cartilage with his index finger, asking her to try to express herself coherently and not be satisfied with the clear pronunciation of one vowel syllable.

Concubine Liu Yi swallowed her saliva and tried hard to pronounce "a", "o", and "e".

The young actress felt that she had used her best acting skills so that she could try her best to pretend that she could speak in front of the old demon.

She also has to articulate these clearly pronounced vowels in the right rhythm, and not have them flow smoothly like a torrent rushing down three thousand feet after taking a laxative.

The key point is that the washing machine's face was only a dozen centimeters away from him, and he was looking at him with burning eyes.

This is hellish difficulty!
Following the doctor's instructions, Lu Kuan used a cotton swab to press the root of her tongue, using tactile stimulation to activate the proprioceptors in her throat and promote autonomous control of her vocal cord adductor muscles.

"Touch your molar area side to side with the tip of your tongue."

The molar area is where wisdom teeth grow in the human mouth. This is to exercise the flexibility of her tongue and improve the recruitment ability of muscle fibers.

Lu Kuan wiped her forehead with the back of his hand: "The air conditioner in the room is 20 degrees, why are you so hot?"

Concubine Liu Yi complained in her heart and gave a smile that was uglier than crying.

Not to mention sweating, she was about to shed tears.

I'm too difficult.

Seeing that she was in agony, Boss Lu took a cotton swab out of the little girl's mouth and said, "Take a break. You're sweating so much. Are you suffering from kidney deficiency?"

Liu Yifei was in no mood to joke with him. When she saw Boss Lu turned his back to get her some water, she breathed a sigh of relief and almost collapsed on the sofa.

It’s so tiring, even more tiring than kissing.

But if my acting skills can fool him, it should be considered a step up, right?

After finally getting through the difficult half-hour rehabilitation training, Liu Yifei instantly came back to life like a primary school student after class. She opened the door, felt the heat outside, and excitedly indicated that she could go out and play in the water.

"Then change your clothes. Did you bring your bikini?"

[Get out! Come back in after I change my clothes.]

"No way? So distant? Five or six years of relationship have been wasted." Lu Kuan shamelessly sat down on the sofa, holding a glass of ice water.

"I'll just take a look, I won't move."

I just rubbed it and didn't go in.

Liu Yifei rolled her eyes at him, picked out a standard black one-piece swimsuit and went into the bathroom.

When he came out again, Boss Lu had already advanced the development progress to the girl's upper body. Although it was not so stunning that it would make your jaw drop, it was still very pleasing to the eye.

The black swimsuit is a hollowed-out model from the Italian niche brand Lido M that I just bought a few days ago.

Two half-moon slits at the waist cut the cold white leather into a mysterious fan shape, and the cross straps on the back were tightened into geometric strings as she combed her hair, as if a light touch would play Chopin's nocturne.

A twenty-year-old girl is less charming and sexy, but more pure and youthful.

What comes to your face is not the fleshy feeling of big breasts and fat buttocks, but a kind of cute and lovely freshness.

Unlike the White Bone Demon, who was portrayed as a deformed woman in later generations’ aesthetics, Concubine Liu Yi possessed a beauty that came from being well-fed, well-drinking, well-slept, and full of energy and blood.

Even from the most basic reproductive perspective of adult males in the animal kingdom, these hips and buttocks look like they are capable of reproduction.

Xiao Liu looked at his lustful eyes with satisfaction and took out sunscreen from his bag.

He applied it on himself first and then handed it to Lu Kuan, indicating his back.

Oh no! There's nothing to paint here. I want to play the A side!
However, he kept this in his heart for the time being, and he still cooperated and applied the sunscreen obediently. The two of them went out carrying several surfboards of different lengths.

The two men put their cell phones on the umbrella chairs on the shore. Lu Kuan stood there leaning on his surfboard. He had no idea about surfing and had only seen it on TV and in movies.

Boss Lu sat there drinking a cold drink, not wanting to move: "Go ahead, I'll show you my phone. The sea water is too salty and I don't want to drink it."

Xiao Liu raised his hand to interrupt his chatter, stepped barefoot on the beach, spread out the five fingers of his left hand and raised it to his brow, measuring the distance to the waves in the distance through his fingers.

This is a traditional distance measurement technique taught to her by an old surfer. The distance between each wave is about seven times the length of her forearm, which is suitable for longboarding.

The professional surfer girl pulled up the washing machine and held the surfboard upright behind him, with the tail of the board against his heels and the top just reaching the swirl of his head.

When it came to her area of ​​expertise, Liu Yifei took her phone and started making arrangements:
If you're 185cm tall, grab a 195cm board. Watch me paddle into the water, catch the waves, and then find an opportunity to stand up. Once you master this step, you can control your balance and glide.

Boss Lu nodded helplessly.

He understands it as soon as he hears it, but makes mistakes as soon as he does it. It is too difficult to play with him. If he fails, he will have to drink water.

Liu Yifei walked forward with her eyes squinted. The Mediterranean waves at four o'clock in the afternoon were like the yawn of the sea god, pushing her lazily towards the deep water.

Liu Yifei stepped barefoot into the cool sea water, her toes sinking into the black sand unique to Catania.

She pushed the surfboard flat into the wave, suddenly accelerated and sprinted, and the water splashed into diamonds on her calves!
Boss Lu watched intently, this was entering the sea.

As soon as the third wave ridge from the offshore current began to foam, the little girl leaned over and lay on the board, paddling rapidly with her arms like a seabird spreading its wings.

This is catching waves!

The moment the nose of the board broke through the wave wall, she suddenly pushed herself up, her knees precisely stuck on the anti-slip pad mark.

When the wet hair was thrown behind the head, a string of water droplets were thrown out. The right foot stepped on the tail of the board to adjust the direction. The fingertips of the left hand brushed the inclined sea surface, and the waves immediately split into two silver arrows in the palm of the hand!

Boss Lu was stunned. What the hell, he stood up right away?

No, Liu Yifei, you are serious!
I have to say that Xiao Liu, the female warrior, is really good at boxing and kicking and has great athletic talent.

Not to mention her pretty face, she also cooks delicious food. She is a treasure girl.

As for the mouth, it tastes quite sweet.

It just hurts a little when you hit someone.

As the wave crest began to collapse, she took the initiative to jump sideways into the water, throwing herself into the sea, and swam towards the shore on her surfboard.

Without even having time to say hello to Boss Lu, he just gestured and went back to his hotel room.

The latter just thought he was going to the bathroom and didn't take it seriously.

Then he looked at Concubine Liu Yi who came out in a bath towel, and gave her a thumbs up and flattered her: "Beautiful! I was stunned!"

He reached out to hug her again: "Give me a kiss to celebrate."

Liu Yifei still remembered that he had mocked her ugliness at noon, so she used the surfboard to hold the lustful washing machine against her and nodded to signal him to get on the job.

Lu Kuan sneered, "Oh! Look at that beautiful woman surfing, it's quite pleasing to the eyes. I won't join in the fun."

Just looking at Xiao Liu's five lightning whips just now was complicated enough, it would be a waste of time if I tried to do it myself.

But he had no say, as Liu Yifei kept pushing him forward with her elbow, and the two of them were wrestling on the beach.

Concubine Liu Yi couldn't do anything to him, so she smiled and took out her phone: "If you can succeed once, I will be at your disposal tonight."

Damn it?

The washing machine instantly perked up: "Is this true? You can't lie to me!"

Xiao Liu spread his hands and stuffed the phone into his hand, meaning, I've given you all the evidence, are you still afraid that I will deny it?
This sexual happiness came quite suddenly. Could it be that the yin and yang harmony that had been cultivated for five or six years would happen tonight?
The Berlin Film Emperor's eyes instantly darkened, and he raised his fist to his lips:
"Ahem... Mainly, it's for exercise, not for anything else, right?"

Boss Lu explained seriously, and then like a brave soldier ready to die, he resolutely walked into the sea with his longboard in his arms.

Real men never look back to see the explosion.

The key point is that he is a little horny now, and he didn't expect that he would be able to kill the general and seize the flag today.

Everything from kissing to developing impoverished mountainous areas was so difficult before, how come victory is as easy as a dandelion on the hillside?

Regardless of whether the little girl is just talking nonsense, let’s try it first!
So, on a private beach in Catania, the pearl of the Mediterranean, an Asian man began to repeat the mechanical routine of bodyboarding, failing to stand up, and then flipping over.

An hour passed.

Two hours passed.

As the time approached half past six and the shadow of Mount Etna dyed the sky like ink, the black sand beach of Catania began to absorb the last heat of the day.

Under the faded blue and white parasol, Xiao Liu picked up a bottle of mineral water from the scalding gravel and chuckled as he watched Lu Kuan, who was not far away, take another sip of the bitter and salty sea water.

"Serves you right! You pervert!"

The girl nearly blew up her phone memory while filming his embarrassment, and was about to stand up and tell him to stop...

The setting sun dyed the sea surface golden. After being overturned by the waves for the dozens of times, Boss Lu persisted. Finally, at the moment when the wave crest rolled up, he tightened his waist and abdomen and stood up shakily on the surfboard!
The blade cut through the rippling waves, but unfortunately it didn't look cool for more than three seconds, because the next wave was too strong and directly overturned the inexperienced washing machine again.

But he doesn't care!
So Boss Lu, who had contributed the greatest amount of exercise in his life with great difficulty, walked towards the shore excitedly.

Master Tao, I am done!
Beauty, here I come!
Xiao Liu watched him rush over impatiently and tried hard to hold back her laughter. The latter hugged her and said, "I guess I succeeded, didn't I?"

The beauty said nothing, but just smiled: "Hmm!"

Boss Lu asked tentatively, "It's getting dark, let's go back to the room?"

"Ok!"

The washing machine is overjoyed, is it true?
In fact, he was already prepared to be deceived, but now it seems a little realistic?
Is it because Xiao Liu has become addicted to the teasing she has been doing these days, and the primitive desires that have sprouted in her mature female body can no longer be suppressed?

Go back to the room and draw the curtains.

The washing machine, still wet, pulled Xiao Liu, who was wearing a bathrobe, into his arms and pecked her lightly on the lips.

"How about... eating you first, then eating?"

The Mediterranean sunset cut out a thin ray of light through the gap in the curtains. Xiao Liu curled up shyly on his chest, her hair hanging down and covering half of her face.

His knuckles brushed against her taut waistline. The eyelashes of the person in his arms drooped and trembled, and her earlobes were bathed in a translucent crimson by the dim light.

Concubine Liu Yi seemed to be too shy. After a while, she hummed again and pointed to the bathroom.

Boss Lu said calmly, "Take a bath! Of course I have to take a bath! If there were incense, I would even burn incense!"

He patted Xiao Liu's cheek gently and said, "Wait a moment."

"Um..."

I don’t know how many times Liu Yifei said “Hmm!” today, but she still obediently went to bed and wrapped herself in a thin quilt.

Looking forward to the plot later.

There is a plot in the Hong Kong movie "King of Kings 2000":
Nick Cheung, who plays a low-ranking police officer, is seduced by the beauty of his "first love" played by Kelly Lin. Thinking he is about to succeed, he gets carried away and starts pole dancing.

It was then broadcast live on television and became a laughing stock.

Of course, Boss Lu would not be so shallow. He also knew that the girl might be playing tricks on him.

It's just something you promised yourself. After some provocation, the arrow will be on the string and it has to be shot!

Why not just pretend and make it real, and maybe you can get something done today.

So Lu Kuan, wearing a bathrobe, pushed the door open and came out, and exchanged a tacit look with Liu Yifei, who was curled up barefoot on the edge of the bed.

No abnormalities, continue.

The crystal chandelier cast golden fragments on the velvet bedspread. The man hooked Xiao Liu's fair and tight chin. The latter's raised neck was taut with pale blue veins, and a ray of light leaked through her wet eyelashes.

I feel pity for you.

Xiao Liu recalled in his mind how the vixen in those movies and TV shows seduced men, and tried hard to practice and imitate them.

In front of Lu Kuan now, there is a beautiful girl who can get whatever she wants, looking at him lovingly.

The bitten lip beads were stained with half-dried rose-colored rouge, the fingers unconsciously twisted the wrinkled sheets, and the ankles like fresh snow were dangling on the edge of the shadow...

Is there any man who can remain rational in front of this face?
No need to waste time talking, just follow the procedure.

From the passionate kiss to the falling of the belt, the high ground collapsed...

All the ambiguous and lingering prelude flows as delicately and affectionately as Richard Clayderman's "Autumn Whispers".

until. . .

Xiao Liu couldn't hold back his laughter any longer until his face turned red from being teased, and he hurriedly pushed away someone who was already immersed in it.

Lu Kuan, who still had one last piece of armor left, had a bad feeling: "What's going on?"

The arrow is on the string and has to be shot. How can anything else go wrong when it has come to this?

Xiao Liu was lying on the bed, almost laughing so hard that his smooth back kept rising and falling.

Professional actors are strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, she will not laugh unless she can't help it.

Concubine Liu Yi managed to control her expression and glanced at the ugly appearance of someone somewhere.

Then he wrapped his clothes tightly around his upper body, picked up something from the bedside table and threw it towards the washing machine, then picked up his phone...

Boss Lu frowned and took it. He felt that this thing seemed familiar, so he took a look under the light.

Sofy Hadaomo...

Sophie?

Then he looked at the phone screen that Liu Yifei shyly handed over.

[I'm sorry... It's not that I don't want to give it to you, it's just that I'm having my period...]

Boss Lu was stunned, and suddenly remembered that she was rushing to the room after surfing. It turned out that she was not going to pee!
Caught off guard, heartbroken and despairing, the rich young man collapsed weakly on the side of the bed.

"Youyou Cang Tian, ​​how can you treat me less favorably?"

Concubine Liu Yi couldn't hold back her laughter any longer, and threw another pillow over to cover up the indecency that was still going on in a certain place.

Perhaps because of the excessive force, the washing machine screamed again, beat its feet and stamped its chest, and finally stopped completely.

Unwilling to give up, Boss Lu stood up and glanced at the smirking Liu Yifei, and another vicious plan came to his mind.

(End of this chapter)