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Chapter 501 The boomerang still struck Lao Xue on the head.
It wasn't just Hai Dali; Xue Dinglu hadn't been back for a while and suddenly discovered that many heroes were preparing to settle down and start families here.
Even Howard, who was tricked into becoming homeless in the early stages and only went to work as a male prostitute after buying everything for free and cleaning himself up, is thinking about getting married again.
Actually, after Howard became homeless, he should have been abandoned by society and left to fend for himself, facing certain death.
But unexpectedly, this kid had some skills. After becoming homeless, he made his first fortune by buying things for free. He then cleaned himself up and, with his talent and skills, successfully became a bartender at a hotel.
He later rose to become the tavern's top male prostitute, which is truly regrettable.
After all, the environment in America is too hellish, and Xue Daolu simply cannot imagine why they would choose to start a family.
When Xue's Law raised this question, Howard, an old American who was a true American citizen, said directly: "It's very simple, because those high-ranking officials and capitalists know that there really are gods and angels in the world."
Xue Law: “?”
No, what necessary connection does this have with your marriage?
Hector, though an ancient Greek, perhaps understood the situation more clearly than Howard: "Because capitalists have started to act like human beings, not out of a sudden conscience, but because they are really afraid that God will burn them. So now, according to Howard, society is infinitely better than it used to be."
“Yes, at least now that infrastructure construction has started, Commissioner Smith doesn’t dare to be too greedy anymore. There are jobs like road repairs and utility pole repairs, which has actually revitalized the economy. This has allowed our company to get more work and meet more decent women, not just bar hostesses,” Howard said with a smile.
“And now, we are the ones with the capital. Don’t forget that we are essentially a violent corporation,” Howard continued to explain.
Xue Law: "..."
So after all that, you just looked down on those bar patrons before, but now that you've met some relatively normal girls, you can't control yourself, right?
Then, after one person took the lead, the others followed suit and started getting married one after another.
And because they are now capitalists themselves, and capitalists with violent institutions, they have transformed into rising stars and darlings of big capital, so they don't need to be afraid of the strange things happening on Amei's side.
So after settling in, they started wanting to have children.
Perhaps it's a matter of perspective, but Howard had an extremely high regard for family and offspring, as did other Greeks; it seems that for them, offspring and family were the most important things.
Especially the descendants.
After achieving their life goals, they feel at ease having children and then telling them about their great achievements.
Perhaps it really is a difference in values; Xue Daolu finds it hard to empathize with their idea of placing descendants and family above all else.
However, they have truly integrated into this era.
Hai Dali became a chubby redneck who ate beer and fried chicken all the time; Hector became a double-flower red stick in Tian Ting Security Company; Howard became the legal representative; and the group even joined forces with the dragons to start another pharmaceutical company using the dragon blood fruits that the dragons had replanted.
Although the pharmaceutical company's development was fraught with difficulties and they encountered formidable enemies, it didn't matter. These people might be terrible at business, but they certainly had a knack for destroying others, and a great deal of it.
"According to our reporter, Congressman Madons, a shareholder of the medical complex, was shot. Police have not yet apprehended the gunman at the scene, and even CCTV footage does not clearly show the gunman; there is only a green flash..."
A news report came on the television.
“Hey, Achilles got his hands on it!” Hector said.
Xue Law: "..."
Whatever, whatever...
Who knows, they might even dislike King or Vance and start assassinating them directly.
"What about the other me?" Xue Dinglu continued to investigate.
“Lao Xue? He recently returned to China with his wife, and I heard his son is due soon,” Howard said.
Xue Law: "..."
"Because he doesn't trust the medical care here, they always seem to give pregnant women a lot of weird antibiotics and addictive drugs, so he plans to settle his wife in his hometown and come back after things have settled down." At this moment, an old man suddenly appeared.
Xue turned his head and saw that it was actually Old Austin. At this moment, the former mystic seemed to have regained his elegance and refinement. He looked like a good capitalist.
"You know about this?" Xue Dinglu said casually.
“He told me directly that he looked down on this medical complex.” Old Austin shook his head. “And he’s a medical doctor, yet I don’t think he’s studied fewer cadavers than I have.”
Although Xue Law had a lot to complain about, he held back. However, he never expected that his parallel world self would be going to be a father.
If you calculate the time, it was exactly a few days before the Sacred Tree incident started that the couple had their child.
"Never mind, I've just built a new magic high school here. You can send any of your children here for education," Xue Dinglu casually mentioned regarding the school's enrollment.
However, just that casual remark caused everyone to lose their composure in an instant.
Both the Greeks and Howard Austin instantly showed expressions of surprise on their faces.
"What's wrong?" Xue asked.
“We argued about our children’s education for a long time recently, and finally decided that we would build a small classroom and have whoever has time teach the children one by one. If you had had this idea earlier, we wouldn’t have argued for so long!” Howard said with great surprise.
“I don’t want my children to learn how to identify 56 genders in school, or to be encouraged by teachers to undergo gender reassignment surgery,” Hector added.
Xue Law: "..."
Well, he didn't realize the abstract nature of American education, as well as the various bullying and gender identity issues.
Xue's theory is too normal; he doesn't realize how distorted Amei's education is. The fact that the eldest son of the world's richest man could be instigated to undergo gender reassignment surgery shows just how outrageous Amei's education is.
Xue's magic high school, on the contrary, made up for their concerns in this regard, because many heroes had started families and their wives were probably pregnant, and they had also worried a lot about the education of the next generation.
In ancient Greece, they also attached great importance to the education of their children, often raising them to become kings and heroes.
However, their previous educational methods are no longer suitable, so they have been struggling with this issue.
Xue Daoli clicked his tongue, expressing only a few sentiments. After discussing the education of the next generation, Xue Daoli got back to work.
After borrowing power from each of his old friends, he headed to the dragon's camp.
At this moment, the place seemed to be bustling with activity. Xue Dinglu saw many giant dragons and directly used his own body to plant blood-red tree seeds on the mountainside. Everyone's face was full of excitement.
"Everyone, our clan has now acquired ownership of the entire Salem Forest. This place has become our promised land. As long as we continue to sell Blood Dragon Fruit, we can buy the entire American continent and establish our own Dragon Continent here! And then officially appear on the stage!"
"That day is not far away, charge forward with all your might!" "Roar!" One by one, the dragons seemed to have been injected with dragon blood, planting these blood-red branches, like special divine tree branches, one after another, as if planting rice seedlings.
Xue Dinglu immediately covered his forehead. He understood what these dragons were up to. It seemed they really wanted to take over the American continent and establish their own country there.
Xue's law has no objection; it remains to be seen whether Ame's senior management will have any objections.
"No matter how badly we do our job, it's still better than what the rulers of this American continent do, so don't worry about Mother's reaction. Just get to work!" The dragon elder continued, holding an enlarged megaphone, and shouted to the other dragons who were working.
Xue Law: "..."
Okay, this is hellish. Xue Law thought for a moment, and said, "The rule of you dragons is absolutely terrible. You're only good at half-heartedly doing nothing and half-spreading emo stories. You also like to use your own blood to transform the land. Your rule is utterly worthless..."
Wait a minute, although these dragons are considered the worst of the worst in Xue's eyes, in America, their level of dominance seems to be quite excellent...
This is what really made Xue's Law uneasy. In Xue's Law's view, the level of rule of these dragons had reached a point where it could not be lowered any further, but in the context of this abstract America, they were already considered qualified politicians.
While not as powerful as Roosevelt, they were at least better than the current Aramco executives; at least these giants dared to take action against the pharmaceutical conglomerate.
Xue Dinglu felt that he had so many things to complain about today that he didn't even know where to begin. Without further ado, he went straight to Elder Dragon and poured out his heart.
They also leveraged external resources, including college admissions.
Soon, the dragons convened an elders' meeting, and even the Silver Dragon King, who was handling matters at the newly opened pharmaceutical company, was summoned back.
After borrowing power from each of them, when it came to the issue of student recruitment, all the dragons became excited and roared as they wanted to send their own juniors to be students.
The elders even started fighting over the spots.
Xue covered his head, but let them be. Actually, this spot is not a problem for the dragons. It might be a bit crowded in the first few years, but it will probably be a long time before a dragon can go to school.
After all, dragons take an extremely long time to reproduce.
……
Xue Luding hurriedly finished resolving the issue with the dragon, not even waiting for them to invite him to stay for a meal, and rushed off to the next world.
On the Beast Star, Xue Law first borrowed power directly from the world's consciousness. Despite its warm invitation, he declined to stay and instead prepared to go see his students.
Ronald, Yunxing, and Wuli.
It had been half a year since their last meeting. Ronald and Yunxing had both gotten married, but Wuli remained carefree.
Xue's Law also wanted to see how the world had developed after the last Zerg invasion, and what changes had occurred since they were fully united with the Freedom Iron Curtain.
However, at this moment, Xue Dinglu encountered the most bizarre guy.
He saw it, standing on the podium, beginning to explain the principle of the law of the ring in detail... Scheres' law?
No, that's not right, it's Doctor Xue's clone!
Xue Dalu slapped his forehead. He had almost forgotten about this. He had once conspired with the Earth's consciousness to copy Doctor Xue's soul source code and sell it as a commodity in a cross-world chat group.
He'd completely forgotten about it!
The boomerang finally returned to its own head.
However, perhaps due to mutual attraction between people of the same origin, the next moment, Doctor Xue, who had simultaneously traveled through 99 worlds, also looked in the direction of Xue Law, and their eyes met.
He instantly realized that he had been tricked by this other self, which was why he had been transported to this world!
Damn it, why!
"Students, it's self-study time now. I have something to attend to temporarily." The next moment, Doctor Xue, as if he were the victim, rushed towards Xue Luding in an instant, his expression as if he had seen a victim who had met Huang Mao.
Xue Law: "..."
No, is it really necessary to get so excited? For you, isn't this equivalent to time travel?
Although he was a copy of Doctor Xue, Xue's Law did not have any discriminatory thoughts. After all, this was a strange thing he and the Earth consciousness did to make their first fortune.
He appeared in front of Xue Luding in an instant. Xue Luding could feel his anger, grievance, and anxiety. He even wanted to roll up his sleeves and fight him directly, but after considering the difference in strength, he immediately calmed down.
"No, buddy, I admit I messed up your engagement with the Silver Dragon King, but my son's due date is fast approaching, so please send me back right away!" the cloned Doctor Xue said anxiously.
Xue Law: "..."
No wonder this guy was so nervous and anxious; it turns out that when he and his mom were having sex, it was during the time when You Xiaoniao was pregnant...
hiss……
Xue Dinglu suddenly felt like he had really messed up his parallel world counterpart. He had no idea he was a clone and thought he himself had transmigrated. But his wife was pregnant and had a child. He had left without saying goodbye. Would she be in pain and grief...?
Under these circumstances, Doctor Xue can be said to have gone to great lengths to research magic ring technology and portal technology, and even created another new magical era on this behemoth planet, hoping to use it to return to Earth.
It seems I really messed up with this guy...
Xue Luding gasped, but still explained, "Don't be afraid of what I'm about to say..."
"What's wrong? Did something happen to the little bird?"
It's no wonder he's so nervous. After all, he knows Amei best, especially since he's a beneficiary of the medical complex. His disappearance could be devastating for his wife.
"Do you know about co-currents?" Xue asked rhetorically.
"I know... wait, you mean..."
"Yes, you're essentially a time traveler, traversing countless worlds simultaneously. Your original world is no exception; it's as if you're also in your original world, taking care of You Xiaoniao and having already sent her back to her country to live for some time..."
The expression on this other self instantly became very complicated. Xue Dinglu even felt that the other self was about to unleash a fiery fist in the next second.
After a long silence, he finally said, "So you mean I've been split into many parts by you, and have traveled through countless worlds... including this one?"
"Yes..." Xue Dinglu said somewhat unsure of himself. In fact, this was just a way of comforting him.
After a long silence, he finally revealed his truest thoughts at that moment.
"Chao! Why am I not an individual from the original world?!" (End of Chapter)
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