My portable grandfather refreshes every week

This is truly a sad story.

Although I was already mentally prepared for a world full of crazy people, I never imagined the environment here would become so abstract...

"The matter is not over."

"Afterwards, I coaxed her and escaped while she was out... but this time I ran into a lion-like beast-eared girl, and she beat me to my knees again, then dragged me home and did it to me for 12 hours..." Doctor Xue continued expressionlessly.

Xue Law: "..."

Ah this...

"Then when I woke up, I felt that if I stayed any longer, I would die on her, so I coaxed her to be happy and ran away again. This time, I encountered a beast girl who was like a giant python. This time, the python was tightly wrapped around me and squeezed me for 23 hours straight without stopping..."

Xue Law: "..."

"When I was rescued, it was all over. I either had to watch them be tried or become their husbands. I simply chose the latter. So, do you know what I endured when I was powerless? Now feel my pain, understand my pain, and are you ready to accept my pain?"

The Prime Minister Schrödinger's eyes were bloodshot, and he had a calm and wise mindset of seeing through the world, but also endless resentment towards himself.

If resentment in this world could take form, Xue's Law would probably have created top-tier cursed spirits.

"So now you..." Xue asked tentatively, somewhat embarrassed.

"Yes, just as you guessed, I became the husband of all three of them, and also the current 'Prime Minister' of the organization. I have to work 12 hours a day, and after get off work, as soon as I get home, I have to face three wives who seem to be never satisfied, taking turns to exploit me... This process lasts for more than 10 hours, after which I can finally fall asleep while they are tightly wrapped around me, and I have to get up after less than 5 hours of sleep..."

Xue Law: "..."

He remembered that a day in this world was a little over 28 hours long...

"Why do they do this?" Xue asked.

He knew that people in this world sometimes act crazy when they're pushed to their limits, but this was just too outrageous. Who starts thinking about their lower body the moment they meet someone? And this kind of exploitation? Doesn't she worry about her husband dying in bed?
"They say this is love. The flower language of love is 'first come, first served,' and feelings can develop over time. It's also a kind of practice for purity..." Doctor Xue looked up at the sky with a wise tone, speaking in a way that seemed to have seen through the world.

Xue Law: "..."

Old Demon Emperor, look at the kind of trash you've brought out!
Fortunately, Xue's Law didn't fall for the old Demon Emperor's evil scheme and recruited a batch of transmigrators to work here; otherwise, the death toll would probably be skyrocketing by now...

No, are the old women here really that crazy?

Xue Dinglu felt a chill run down his spine and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

Sure enough, as soon as the Hellblood came into contact with it, it discovered that its counterpart was already extremely weak, barely held up by the power of the dragon blood.

My body is not even as good as that of a corporate slave working 996.

This immediately silenced Xue Dinglu, but it was his own choice.

According to him, after he was rescued, the person leading the team was Howard. Everyone was shocked. Howard thought Xue Law had arrived, but it turned out to be Xue Law's distant cousin. (In the main universe, Howard only knows Xue Law, not Doctor Xue.)
Then these animal-eared girls will be put on trial. Although this world values ​​purity highly, there is an ironclad rule: you cannot intentionally harm others based on your purity.

At the same time, because the old demon emperor copied a law from somewhere with loopholes, namely that a girl having sex with a boy is not considered a crime, so it can only be judged as intentional injury.

"At that time, they either had to suffer the punishment of having their purity revoked and being imprisoned for life, or they could only obtain my forgiveness as the victim..."

"In court, they all said that being able to fall in love with me would be worth dying for, let alone just losing their purity..."

Xue Law: "..."

That's crazy...

Well, it seems he chose to forgive them after all, which led to today's scene.

"It's a miracle you're still alive..." Xue Dinglu couldn't help but retort.

To be honest, this guy's physical condition is undeniable. He's as weak as a candle in the wind. Even after being in this world and having his body tainted with dragon blood and having his purity enhanced, he's still so weak, which is enough to prove everything.

To say this guy is suffering is an understatement; it's his own choice...

"Because they gradually got pregnant, so I was able to take turns resting..." He took a deep breath, as if revealing the way he survived.

Xue's Law was shocked. Was this really how the problem was solved? It was utterly outrageous.

"Don't worry, your future suffering will definitely be greater than mine. I will curse you. My purity was born from cursing you. I will curse you forever, and the pain you suffer will definitely be greater than mine!" This counterpart of his gave himself a resentful glare at the end and said.

"You will definitely suffer ten thousand times more than I have in the future!"

Xue Law: "..."

Purity born from a curse? There's actually a way to create purity like this?

Xue's Law has some understanding of purity, the power that he and the Old Demon Emperor accidentally created. In essence, purity is the power generated by implementing one's own will.

This is essentially a completely new power system after leaving the path of the King, namely, the path of other authority systems.

All you need to do is follow your own will, no matter what that will is, what your ideology is, even if it's an evil theory. But once you follow it, miracles will respond to you.

The ultimate destination of this path might be the former Lord of the Mist, which is merely a small path, but for most creatures, this path is an endless journey.

Therefore, purity can naturally emerge from the ultimate curse.

It is precisely because purity requires the complete implementation of one's own will that there are so many eccentric people in this world, where there is no subtlety, no tenderness, and no riddles.

Just do it, purely follow your own will, and you'll gradually reach the top.

A person who cannot even carry out his own will is not worthy of purity.

He was probably just unlucky. When he first arrived here and during his several escapes, the crazy women he encountered were likely driven by a will of "love" or "love at first sight."

So he was beaten to his knees and then dragged to a secret room to become a slave.

Therefore, they also believe that being in love is a part of maintaining purity... All I can say is that Xue's Law is becoming increasingly incomprehensible in this bizarre world, leaving me scratching my head in disbelief.

As for the curse his other self cast on him...

Xue's Law can only say that he has consumed more curses than food. Zeus and other apostles have cursed him, but in the end, he will most likely return to nothingness.

After all, compared to the pursuit of nothingness, other curses and costs seem rather insignificant.

No wonder he is the wisest among the peers he has encountered so far.

Therefore, there must be quite a few bizarre love-obsessed people in this world. After all, it is a world where everyone must fully implement their own will. Those love-obsessed people who implement their will are probably more and more insane and more and more twisted than the last.

Furthermore, even though the dragons have left, the emo culture they left behind, as well as the melancholic emo stories circulating online, still persist. Combined with the previous environment, this has led to a deep sense of insecurity among the people of this world. They constantly feel that their current lives could be easily lost, and that they are still left with nothing...

Coming here is like entering a wholesale market for yandere characters.

This place is full of yanderes; not a single one of them is human.

In short, people in this world may have the most serious psychological problems, but Xue's Law is completely useless in this regard. Studying medicine can only save people's lives, not their hearts.

However, perhaps this other self only chose to accept them after truly understanding their true nature?

"Doctor, the report and construction status documents for the East Forest area have arrived and need your processing."

"Now is not the time for idle chatter, Doctor, get back to work!"

The sudden sound caused both Xue Dinglu and his counterpart to momentarily lose their composure.

Xue Luding looked over and saw a child about the same age as Bai Ya, who was holding a stack of documents more than half a meter high and shouting at the prime minister Xue.

Xue Law: "..."

At this moment, Prime Minister Lao Xue was expressionless, and Xue Luding could only see an eerie light in his dead fish eyes.

"So, what kind of work does the Prime Minister do?" Xue Dinglu asked.

"Overall planning, construction summary, program guidance, appointment of officials, development guidance, document processing, report summary, expansion planning, education guidance, handling population issues..." This prisoner Xue instantly rattled off dozens of tasks that needed to be done, causing Xue Dinglu to immediately cover his head in disbelief.

"Stop reading, Master, please stop reading..." Xue Dinglu felt a headache coming on just listening to it.

"Isn't it true that you have to handle all the problems? What about Obsidian? What about Howard?" Xue asked.

"You guessed right, I have to handle everything. Obsidian is better suited to be a spiritual leader; her ability to handle government affairs is barely at the high school level. Howard is an absolute slacker; he spends far more time slacking off than working... This world has some foundation, but the overall education level is terrible. It will probably take at least five years, until the next generation's education level improves, before I can relax a bit."

As he spoke, he rolled his dead fish eyes again.

"I won't say any more. I have to get back to work. I might have to work overtime tonight. I don't want to overwork myself to death." Prime Minister Xue sighed, looking as if he was reminiscing about the unbearable past.

"However, people in this world are indeed living better and better lives. When I first came here, everyone had to eat potatoes, three meals a day consisting entirely of potatoes. I can't even describe to you what that was like..."

"During the days when I only ate potatoes, I ate so much of them that I even experienced physiological hallucinations. I would even have physiological rumination after eating too much of them, with stomach acid constantly surging up my throat..."

Prime Minister Xue continued speaking.

Xue Lude remained silent. Although eating only potatoes was indeed not enough, at least there were potatoes to eat. When Xue Lude and the Old Demon Emperor first transmigrated here, everyone here had a big tumor on their head and they dug up grass seeds and roots to eat in the cold winter wilderness.

When Xue's bread-making technique produced bread, countless animal-eared girls immediately worshipped him as a god.

Back then, if Xue's Law said that you would have more potatoes than you could eat in the future, everyone would go crazy, and you're already complaining about potatoes.

"But now, more and more food is appearing. Potatoes are no longer the only food, but just a staple. At the same time, there are more and more houses, and more and more people are being taken in. I can feel that there are more and more smiles on everyone's faces..."

"Perhaps that's why I'm willing to stay," said Prime Minister Xue. Despite being very tired, he chose to stay because he saw things getting better every day.

Xue Law: "..."

"Just don't overwork yourself to death..." Xue Dinglu still used the blood of hell to replenish him a lot, and at the same time wanted to try to give him a "pseudo-cursed blood".

However, even the "pseudo-cursed blood," a product of the lower form of cursed blood, is not easy for another self to control.

However, at least it will allow him to recuperate a little and prevent him from dying from overwork.

"Aren't Obsidian and Siamese White Raven here?" Xue Dinglu continued to ask.

"Obsidian is going to wipe out the nobles, you know how those people are. White Raven and Siam are busy getting those treasures they brought from Earth, but if you go to them, they'll probably be very happy," Prime Minister Xue said. "Should I call them?"

"Forget it, there's no need for that. But I've teamed up with some friends I met in the universe to open a magic academy, and we'll be recruiting students here as well. I've been to your world too, and my old friends in Greece all said they'd send their kids here to study when they grow up." Xue Dinglu brought up the important matter.

The next moment, a strange light appeared in Prime Minister Xue's eyes, and he immediately said, "What are the requirements? What kind of children do you accept? Is there really such a good thing? If I had known that you, this scoundrel, opened a school, what was the point of me working so hard to compile teaching materials all this time!"

Xue Law: "..."

The prime minister seemed to get excited immediately. He stopped chatting with Xue Luding and immediately started looking for the list of people who were going to study abroad.

This made Xue Lude feel both happy and a little worried. He was happy because the first batch of students for the magic academy might be about to be recruited, but he was worried because these students might have to go through hellish dungeons and trials. Although there was no danger to their lives, they would definitely be hard-pressed to escape.

And what about old Green? Will he be overwhelmed when he receives this batch of kids?

However, this was not a problem for Xue Dinglu to worry about. He only needed to focus on student recruitment, and left everything else to Old Green.

After finishing his business here, Xue Dinglu opened a portal and left, his next destination... the hometown of the angel Rachel.

As for Prime Minister Xue, watching Xue Dinglu's departing figure, he simply sighed and said, "I finally got a chance to chat and relax, and now I have to work overtime again..."

Today was another day of dying from overwork. (End of Chapter)