Chapter 25 Erlang Shen is so hateful

"Master, this painting is given to you. Please take good care of it."

"Don't worry."

He took a photo of the Three Holy Mothers on the roadside using the chat group's camera function and uploaded it to the chat group. It was more convenient for him to hang the photo of the Three Holy Mothers in the chat group when he was carving, because the painting was always in his eyes.

He was sculpting towards the real-life portrait of the Three Holy Mothers, and he was afraid of causing any misunderstanding.

In Journey to the West, Erlang Shen is used as an adjective to describe a man as handsome.

Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun is the most handsome man in the Three Realms.

The Third Holy Mother is the younger sister of Erlang Shen Zhenjun. Her appearance ranks among the top female fairies and goddesses in the Three Realms.

When I saw Liu Yanchang's painting of the Three Holy Mothers on the roadside for the first time, I was stunned by it. But when I looked at it a second time, it seemed ordinary. But when I looked at it a third time... an indescribable feeling arose in my heart.

When they were students, boys more or less had a secret crush on their beloved White Moonlight. When they took a third look at the Third Holy Mother, they recalled their own youth.

I couldn't calm down for a long time.

Shi Tianwu: [Who is this?]

Shi Tianwu saw Lu Bian posting a picture in the chat group. After he clicked on the picture to take a closer look, he was also shocked.

Hatake Kakashi: [Anything else? Please post more. I love to read.]

Roadside: [There is only this one painting.]

Lubian: [This is a goddess from my side, a true goddess of heaven, called the Three Holy Mothers, who must be respected.]

Shi Tianwu: [Respect.]

Hatake Kakashi: [Respect.]

Shi Tianwu: [Are you going to carve a statue of the Three Holy Mothers this time?]

Roadside: [Yes, the old man who hired me almost emptied his pension money.]

Shi Tianwu: [I feel like trouble is coming.]

Roadside: [I feel the same way.]

He harnessed his stubborn donkey to a cart on the roadside and headed outside Luzhou City to look for stones that could be used for stone carvings.

The stones were all in the mountains. The road led into the mountains, and the donkey carts were moving along the foot of the mountain.

“Ding~~!”

The Jade Talisman of Shrinking the Earth gave a reminder that there was a land temple not far ahead on the roadside.

Following the guidance of the Jade Talisman that could shrink the earth, we found a small land temple on the side of the road.

The land temple had been cleaned up and had offerings and incense. It was completely different from the land temples encountered on the roadside outside the territory of the Song Dynasty.

"land……"

He took the green talisman that could shrink the earth and called out the local land old man on the roadside.

"Sir, what do you want to see me for?"

A puff of white smoke rose up, and the land god, who was not even as tall as the knees, appeared on the roadside.

"I'm looking for stones to carve a statue of God." said the man on the roadside.

"I'm not asking you for this favor for nothing."

"Lord of the Land, how about one tael of silver? I'm going to need a lot of stones."

"Very well, I will certainly find it for you. It's just stone, I'll have as much as you want. Once you have completed the statue, I, an old man, can also benefit from it."

The land sank into the ground and disappeared.

Waiting by the land temple on the roadside.

Half an hour later, the landowner found two large pieces of suitable stone for the roadside.

"My Lord, take a look first. If you are not satisfied, leave it here. I will find some more until you are satisfied."

"I'll take these two pieces first. I'll come back in a few days. You need to continue preparing the stones."

"it is good."

It’s been a pleasure working with the local land.

"Sir, this stone is very heavy. How about you tell me where you carved the statue, and I will deliver it to you at night?"

"That's fine. Thank you for your help."

"It's no trouble at all! Moving some rocks around is easy enough for us lands."

"..."

Lubian took his donkey for a stroll in the mountains and returned with an empty cart, thinking it was a way for his donkey to relax. In a yard on the edge of Luzhou City, the land god really delivered two large pieces of stone to Lubian at night.

The next morning, the carving work began on the roadside.

The courtyard where he carved is relatively quiet, and the noise he made while carving would not disturb others.

The old man would come from time to time to check on the progress of the carving work on the roadside, and often sent servants to bring some meat and wine to the roadside.

After seven days, the stone statue of the Three Holy Mothers began to take shape.

After nine days, the charm of the portrait of the Three Holy Mothers appeared on the stone statue.

Twelve days later, just when the statue of the Three Holy Mothers was about to be completed, a carving tool in Lubian's hand lightly touched the stone statue, causing a huge crack on the statue. The crack instantly spread across the stone statue, and the statue of the Three Holy Mothers, which was about to be completed, was destroyed in an instant.

Broken!

Broken into many pieces of gravel.

"How could this happen?"

"Okay, then come again."

The land has found more than a dozen stones for the roadside, and now only one stone has been discarded.

Start over again on the roadside.

The second time of carving, Lubian worked a little faster than the first time, and the details of the statue of the Three Holy Mothers were polished more meticulously. The second semi-finished product was better than the first half-carved one.

"Ding!"

"Bam—!!"

"Click..."

Broken.

It broke again.

This time, the ground suddenly softened, causing the statue of the Three Holy Mothers, which was almost completed, to fall down and hit the stones nearby. The fallen stones collided with the stones next to them, instantly creating a large domino collapse scene.

The long stones used to carve the standing statues were broken into several pieces in the middle.

Well, it was confirmed that there was a god on the roadside secretly blocking me from completing the statue of the Three Holy Mothers.

“How abominable.”

This second time, he not only destroyed the statue of the Three Holy Mothers that was almost completed, but also destroyed the remaining unused stones.

"..."

He wanted to say a few words to criticize Erlang Shen Zhenjun, but he could only keep it in his heart.

He was now in Shu, while Erlang Shen lived in Guanjiangkou. For Erlang Shen, if he wanted to cause trouble on the roadside, he could leave in the morning and eat a white meal on the roadside at noon.

"You won't let me, right?"

"I still have a way."

At night the earth brought new stones to the roadside.

The third carving is about to begin on the roadside.

This time, he did not continue to carve the statue of the Three Holy Mothers on the roadside, but first carved a Buddha statue.

"The Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain..."

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven..."

"Sun Xingzhe..."

"Fighting Buddha..."

"Sun Wukong."

The stone statue of the Monkey King Victorious Buddha was first carved by the roadside day and night.

He wears a phoenix-wing purple-gold crown, a golden chainmail armor, lotus-silk cloud-walking shoes, and holds a golden cudgel in his hand~!!
Lord Erlang, what do you think?

How is the momentum of me, the Great Sage?

Does it have the same grandeur as the Havoc in Heaven back then?

Now, how can you stop me from building a statue for your sister, the Three Holy Mothers?!

Since you are so petty, I will let the Great Sage come and see your joke.

The stone statue of the Three Holy Mothers was completed on the roadside under the watchful eye of the "Monkey King".

(End of this chapter)

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