I was forced to cultivate immortality when I just wanted to lie down

Chapter 342 A Sincere Confession, The Shift in Offense and Defense

The old sect leader passed away in a very unsettled manner.

He had too many unanswered questions. He had thought about all sorts of ways he might die, but he never imagined that someone would openly storm into his sect and easily take his head, like retrieving a pawned item from a pawn shop.

All I can say is that things are unpredictable.

"Hey, you in the sedan chair, your old flame died right in front of you, aren't you sad or upset?"

"Even if we were just kept as pets, wouldn't we feel bad? How can you be so heartless?"

Between the tombstones, from a sedan chair embroidered with colorful lotus patterns, finally came the sweet voice of a woman.

"The Yin Corpse Sect is a large and powerful organization. How could an old man with one foot in the grave have the energy to manage it? It's better that he's dead. I've long wanted to find a strong and capable young man to manage this huge sect."

Xu Qingsheng's stern and harsh criticism:
"You started this affair and then abandoned me. You are unfaithful. In the Great Yong Dynasty, you would be drowned in a pig cage!"

The woman chuckled through the sedan curtain, "My lord, you speak so wittily, much more amusing than that old man. If you don't mind, I would be willing to be your lovebird, a pair of lovebirds, sharing joys and sorrows."

Xu Qing raised an eyebrow, but before he could reply, the woman in the sedan chair said something that was sure to shock him:
"I possess an immortal soul, and you possess an indestructible body. If you are willing to merge with me and become one, then we will be immortal in the future."

Even if the seas dry up and the rocks crumble, even if mountains and rivers change, I will remain with you forever, never to be parted.

Xu Qing finally understood that the other party wanted to possess his body and take over his body!

"Well, my lord, are you willing to agree?"

Xu Qing sneered, looking disgusted, "You're neither curvy nor shapely. I wouldn't even consider you a vase if you were just a pretty face. Do you think you can do this just because you're good with your mouth?"

"Even if we go back to the point, which of us men in Tianjin, young and old, doesn't have a mouth? What would I need you for, this watery, pissy stuff? I don't mind the filth, but my cat does!"

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The Venerable Fulu inside the sedan chair was breathing heavily, clearly indicating that a taboo had been violated.

"You little beast! If you agree to my request, I'll serve you well and let you go on your way smoothly. If you don't agree..."

Suddenly, the gauze curtains on the windows on both sides of the bright red sedan chair, as well as the curtain in front of the sedan chair, were swept up by a malevolent aura, and a thick, dark mist burst out from the sedan chair.

"I can humiliate you in every way and then take your body!"

Xu Qing watched as the bridal sedan chair soared into the air, and heard the domineering words of the other party. Anyone who didn't know better would think he was a pure and innocent girl, while the woman inside the sedan chair was actually the bandit king!
"How strange, these days even mice are coming to the cat's door to steal its bride."

To be honest, Xu Qing had no interest in the woman in front of him. If she had a whole body, he might have been able to get a little interested and enjoy her body for free.

But a vase with only one head is truly just a vase!
"I heard from the disciples of the Yin Corpse Sect that you are raising an uncorrupted corpse?"

Even after arriving, Xu Qing couldn't forget his corpse.

"An uncorrupted corpse? What's that? If you're willing to merge with me, you'll instantly achieve the Flying Corpse skill. At that time, you can fly to the heavens and dive into the earth, go anywhere in the mortal world or the Yin River."

Xu Qing frowned, his tone immediately becoming calm: "So, you don't keep corpse puppets?"

Venerable Fulu laughed and said, "Corpse puppet? I am already a flying zombie, with an uncorrupted body, so why would I need to cultivate a corpse puppet!"

Xu Qing's expression changed, and finally he shook his head.

"Pity."

"What's a pity?"

"It's a pity you only have a large head, making you even worse than a eunuch without a small head. At least those incomplete people can have paper limbs reattached, which doesn't affect my funeral arrangements. But you..."

Xu Qing took out the Demon-Slaying Sword and said with a sneer, "It's just a piece of junk. I wouldn't even want to use it as a chamber pot in the house because it takes up too much space."

"You sharp-tongued, thin-skinned fellow! Wait until I possess your body, cut off two ounces of your flesh, and let's see what you have to say then!"

It's said that Tianjin is a place with many strange and eerie things happening, and even the Yinhe Ancient Road, which is located in Tianjin, has been afflicted with this problem.

Xu Qing glanced at the woman with the large vase-like body protruding from the bridal sedan chair and thought to himself that she had simply replaced her clothes with a pickle jar.

But even if you change things, it's wrong of you to treat other people like clothes!
At this moment, the bridal sedan chair of Venerable Fulu was suspended in mid-air, spinning around like a kite without a string.

The woman sitting inside wasn't the bride, but a bottle-woman with a beautiful head on top of a bottle!
That bottle wasn't originally a pickle jar, but an antique from before the Five Dynasties period, a plum vase for flower arranging.

Xu Qing sensed the aura emanating from Venerable Fulu and finally understood why the other party claimed to be a flying zombie.

The woman with good fortune had no body, only her head and internal organs were stuffed in the bottle. And that head happened to be the Undying Bone that had been refined from Huang Ting's skull. She had crossed this threshold and entered the realm of flying zombies, making her a half-baked "flying zombie".

Xu Qing has his own plans in mind and has not yet taken the initiative to break through and evolve to the Flying Zombie realm.

Therefore, even though he was a fully-fledged, uncorrupted zombie at this time, he still did not have the ability to fly.

His bones were so heavy they weighed over ten thousand pounds. His feet were connected to the earth's veins as soon as they touched the ground, and the heavy, thick earth energy was constantly influencing his body.

According to Xu Qing's own understanding, it was as if he had been given a gravity system of his own, while others could use light-body techniques to skim across the water like dragonflies or walk on water.

And he was probably the one who blew up the fishpond.

The problem now is precisely this: Xu Qing can't fly.

Having figured this out, Venerable Fulu rode his bridal sedan chair and began performing monkey tricks in the sky.

The head of the beautiful woman, with her cloud-like hair and swaying hairpin, popped out and giggled like silver bells: "My lord, my lord, do you see? Flying zombie, unyielding bone, one in heaven, one on earth! You're just a hard rock who doesn't understand romance, standing there waiting to be beaten!"

The bridal sedan chair tumbled about, and a barrage of insidious spells rained down on Xu Qing like hail.

The flying zombie could move objects with its mind, and countless tombstones rose from the ground on the burial hill, like ten thousand swords returning to their source, crashing down on Xu Qing. In addition, there was an attack of poisonous gas nurtured by Venerable Fulu over the years.

Perhaps it's because this Venerable One has been in the vase for so long, eating, drinking, defecating, and sleeping inside, that the corpse poison he releases is simply overwhelming.

In addition, Xu Qing also felt that magical powers similar to divine sense and mental control were influencing him.

Like in the zombie realm, where superiors exert pressure on inferiors.

Fortunately, Xu Qing was mostly immune to these things. Even the Five Plague Demons, who specialized in plague poisons, couldn't do anything to him, let alone the corpse poison he also possessed.

Despite his gloomy and tense expression, Xu Qing was perfectly clear-headed!

The Venerable Fortune and Prosperity before us may seem to be jumping around happily, but little do people know that she is walking a tightrope in mid-air, where there is no room for the slightest mistake.

Xu Qing's physique was already extraordinary, and with the addition of the Corpse Armor Divine Power, he could withstand her attacks a thousand or eight hundred times without any problem. But as long as he found an opening...

He was determined to show the Venerable One who flew his kite what a true, fully-fledged zombie is.

When Xu Qing saw the bridal sedan chair hovering overhead once more, smiling broadly, his eyes suddenly sharpened. Behind the seemingly wide-open young man, four banners simultaneously shot out, hurtling towards the sky dozens of feet high!

The bridal sedan chair dodged and weaved, the green, red, and black flags missing their mark, only the yellow flag remained firmly attached to the sedan chair beam, vibrating and humming.

"Hehe, I'll show you what hehe can do!" Xu Qing grinned sinisterly, and his body vanished in a flash!
When I looked again, the person had already appeared like a ghost above the bridal sedan chair, guided by the yellow flag.

At the same time, Xu Qing drew his Ghost-Slaying Sword and activated his Corpse-Dismemberment Technique, creating eight zombie clones identical to him that completely surrounded the bridal sedan chair!

The smug expression on the beautiful woman's face vanished instantly.

She was utterly shocked, never imagining that this person possessed such extraordinary abilities.

Xu Qing didn't give Venerable Fulu a second chance. He raised his demon-slaying sword, which exuded a murderous aura, high into the air, its blade pointing directly at the top of the sedan chair!
That demeanor was ruthless and decisive, just like when Ghost Law threw Venerable Fu Lu from the sky, showing no mercy whatsoever!

The sword fell with the force of a thousand pounds!
With a deafening roar, the bridal sedan chair shattered into pieces, splinters of wood and pieces of red cloth flying everywhere. This was accompanied by the sound of porcelain breaking.

The smile then shifted to Xu Qing's face.

The Venerable Fortune, who had been sitting in the vase, was no longer laughing. Without the vase, her body was instantly exposed in the air, while the Heavenly Gang Killing Qi carried by the Demon-Slaying Sword continued to push her down towards the mountaintop.

A second loud bang followed, and amidst the billowing smoke, the Venerable Fulu, with a sword scar on his head, resembled an octopus, his internal organs tightly embedded in the solid tomb base.

However, the flying zombies that have been forged into indestructible bones possess a survival ability far beyond what can be eliminated with a single sword strike.

The beautiful woman's head, still attached to the octopus-like body beneath her neck, was not quite dead. She was like an octopus that had been flattened and then recovered, her internal organs twisting and her intestines convulsing, her long, flowing hair acting as limbs to exert force on the ground.

After pulling the internal organs out of the grave with a series of "plop, plop," Venerable Fulu frantically crawled toward the headless corpse not far away, the remains of the old sect master of the Yin Corpse Sect!

Moreover, the opponent's speed was strangely fast. Xu Qing only saw the bloody, urinary intestines dragging on the ground, leaving a sticky, bloody trail.

That sound is sickeningly sweet.

Xu Qing frowned and landed steadily on the highest tombstone on the top of the cemetery.

He coldly watched the thing on the ground desperately crawling, neither stopping it nor uttering a sound to intimidate it.

Until he witnessed the pile of rotten flesh crawling up to the old sect leader's severed neck, and saw the intestines clinging to it like live octopuses.

When the beautiful woman's head was perfectly pieced together, the body of the Yin Corpse Sect Master was completely taken over by Venerable Fulu.

Xu Qing was secretly pleased; he never expected that Venerable Fulu had such a hidden trick up his sleeve.

He had originally planned to give up on this seemingly zombie-like woman, but now she had found a host body to fill the gap in her body.

I just don't know if the Durenjing (a Buddhist scripture) approves of such modified secondhand corpses.

Compared to Xu Qing's strange smile, Venerable Fulu's expression was unusually gloomy.

She endured for hundreds of years, even living in a bottle every day, rather than accept the aging body of the Yin Corpse Sect Master.

Who could have imagined that one day she would still make the worst-case scenario plan?

Xu Qing scrutinized the withered body of the Venerable Fulu, whose head was adorned with the beautiful head of a woman, and said thoughtfully, "No wonder the Yin Corpse Sect Master cultivates both Xuanwu and Xuanmen techniques. If he had focused solely on the Xuanmen path, his lifespan would likely have been longer. Now it seems that you deliberately guided him to cultivate martial arts and physical training in order to seize his body."

The Venerable Fulu stomped her feet, her body landing like a blur on another stone tablet. She said in a chilling voice:

“Why are you so heartless, my love? You are the only one in my heart. From the moment I saw you, everyone else’s body is just tattered clothes, only you are the clothes that best suit my heart and soul.”

"My lord, you destroyed this corpse-raising ground, but I am not angry, because having you is more worthwhile than anything else!"

When he saw Xu Qing staring intently at him and nodding repeatedly, the Venerable Fulu, who was about to make a move, asked with some confusion, "Why is my lord looking at me like this?"

If she were still inside the bottle, Xu Qing might have been tempted by her appearance and wanted to make love to her.

But now that she occupies the body of a withered old man, how could the other party show such an aggressive gaze?

Xu Qing chuckled and said, "Why am I looking at you? Because not only do you want my body, but I also want yours."

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Venerable Fulu was even more puzzled. What kind of taste did this kid have?
The old man's body was as hard as a matchstick; his skin, hardened by years of training, lacked the soft touch of a woman's body, even without such training.

It can't be that there's a homosexual relationship, but what kind of decent person would go and find an old man to do this?
Fu Lu Zun Zhe couldn't understand it, but she still suppressed the strange feeling in her heart and acquiesced, saying, "As long as my lord is willing to give up this body, I can swear to heaven that once I have taken my lord, I will refine this old corpse into a corpse puppet, and I will be inseparable from it from now on, taking it with me wherever I go."

Xu Qing was completely distraught after hearing this.

A battle of wits is one thing, but why involve swearing and insulting people?
Fu Lu Zun Zhe was unaware that her words had offended Xu Qing. She only saw the young man in front of her put away his demon-slaying sword and put on a Shouyang Great Axe instead.

"This axe," Venerable Fulu recognized Yin Shi Dharma King, but before she could finish speaking, Xu Qing raised the axe and brought it down.

After mastering the Undying Bone technique, Xu Qing was able to stack the Heavenly Gang Axe Technique to twenty-six layers. He not only overcame the major hurdle of twenty-five, but also took another step forward.

As the shadow of the axe enveloped the entire mountain, Venerable Fulu finally sensed Xu Qing's true nature.

"How many pieces of Unmelting Bone have you actually refined?!"

However, what responded to her was a gigantic axe shadow that seemed to split Mount Hua with immense force.

Rumbling--

The thunderous sound reverberated throughout the Yin Corpse Sect, causing the entire burial mountain to tremble. When the smoke and dust dissipated, a crack appeared at the top of the mountain, gradually disappearing only at the base.

Xu Qing put away his great axe and walked out from the smoke and dust.

Upon reaching the corpse, its body covered in blood and cracks, he scoffed:
"They just gibberish and don't speak human language. It's better to be dead and quiet."

The head of the Venerable Fulu clung to the body of the Yin Corpse Sect Master in a twisted posture. The other party's eyes were still moving, and the Yellow Court Undying Bone was emitting powerful magical energy fluctuations, repairing the wounds on her entire body.

"You can't kill me. I'm a disciple of Nüba, you..."

As Venerable Fulu propped herself up with her hands and was about to make her next move, an irresistible large hand pressed her back down.

Then, Venerable Fulu felt an unparalleled authority from the boundless land tear through all her defenses.

It's as simple as puncturing a few sheets of paper.

"you"

The Venerable Fulu's pupils widened, then dissipated like bubbles, and he fell completely silent in an instant.

(End of this chapter)