I was forced to cultivate immortality when I just wanted to lie down

Chapter 450 Newlyweds, In the Name of Husband and Wife

The warlord had never been so resentful before.

Back in the mortal realm, it was bad enough that I was beaten into the ground by Nüba and couldn't be pulled out, but now that I finally have a million Yin soldiers and have become the overlord of the Yin River, I've been double-teamed by Nüba and her kept man.

The female demon attacked without restraint, while the pretty boy attacked relentlessly!

It's incredibly dark, and incredibly heavy!
It is truly a case of the student surpassing the teacher.

The warlord was deeply aggrieved. Had his children had an easy life all these years? They were finally enjoying a prosperous year in the Yin River region, with their lives looking increasingly promising, so why were they coming to their door to attack them?
Can they survive, or can they not?
"Too deceiving!"

Not far from the Sanzu River, at the very bottom of a meteorite crater created by the Five-Colored Divine Stone, the heavily injured War Lord suddenly unleashed an unprecedented rainbow of resentment!

A solid black beam of light shot into the sky, and when it reached the highest point of the dojo, the black force field formed by all the resentment suddenly exploded!
However, those resentful spirits posed no threat to Xu Qing or Nüba.

When Nüba looked up, she saw that black rain was falling from the sky. The rain was formless and intangible, passing through objects it touched. Only when it fell among the tombs and cemeteries outside the temple did it respond with a few specks of red light.

Xu Qing vaguely sensed something was wrong, so he smashed the five-colored divine stone in his hand even more vigorously!

Whatever this black rain is, it's always right to eliminate the source of all this first!
At the Zhuoshui Dojo, Xu Qing unleashed his three heads and six arms supernatural powers, raising the five-colored divine stone and starting the nail-hammering mode.

Eighty, eighty, eighty.
From the bottom of the meteorite crater, a long-suppressed roar erupted. The lord of the weapon, who had fused the five weapons—bow, spear, halberd, and dagger—into his body and forged them into armor, uttered syllables filled with a savage aura.

That was an edict summoning the tribes to begin their hunting and charging.

Sensing the anomaly, Xu Qing subconsciously looked outside the temple grounds and saw that all the ghost soldiers and demons hidden among the tombs and steles had climbed out of the graves. In a short while, no less than a million ghost soldiers had gathered by the Sanzu River.

Driven to the brink of despair, with even his five weapons and armor on the verge of collapse, the warlord finally burst into laughter.

Looking at the despicable couple who had ruined two of his grand plans, He nearly went mad and said:
"In the past, Emperor Xuanyuan commanded the elite of the six armies and fought a desperate battle against my Great Wilderness Clan at Zhuolu. Now, the dragon veins of the world are severed, and people's hearts have changed. There is no one left who can command the power of the twelve provinces. It is easy for you to kill me, but you cannot defeat me!"

As Nüba gazed at the million Yin soldiers outside the temple, who were holding the Five Weapons Seal and attempting to form a Yin army formation to break through the dam, she exclaimed in astonishment, "This wicked creature wants to destroy the flood discharge channel opened by King Yu!"

Xu Qing's face darkened, and he said:
"The Heavenly Maiden has summoned my troops with her banner; today we must end this war!"

Having said that, Xu Qingfu looked at the completely deranged Lord of War and said, "When calamity strikes, all living beings will find their own way out. Even if the dragon vein is severed, there will be destined individuals who will appear in the world. This is the natural order, and you don't need to worry about it! As for the troops of the twelve states under heaven..."

"In your previous life, you commanded the people of your clan, which is why Emperor Xuanyuan fought against you. Now you merely command some ghost soldiers and demons. What right do you have to enter the mortal world again?"

The warlord watched helplessly as the female demon summoned 100,000 mad generals, and then watched as Xu Qing countered by unleashing the Mountain and River Cauldron, expanding the Yin Kingdom's domain.

When the 100,000 generals, empowered by the Yin Kingdom's territory, utterly defeated the million-strong Yin army, the Lord of War's Dao heart was also completely shattered.

"Who exactly are you? These skills were definitely not taught by Nüba; she couldn't have done this."

Nuwa narrowed her eyes, and her murderous aura inexplicably intensified.

The girl in front of me is really talking too much. Doesn't she look like someone who is good at planning and has a long-term vision?
Or is it that, in other people's eyes, she is just a shrew who only knows how to shout and fight?
Xu Qing flashed to the side of the Lord of War and asked an irrelevant question: "Do you recognize the Demon Exorcist True Lord?"

"The Exorcist Lord. That defeated general hiding in the Bone Temple?"

Xu Qing shook his head and said, "He is not a defeated general. The Demon Exorcist True Lord has been biding his time and thinking about how to wipe out you demons in this chaotic world! He spent a thousand years and used all his life's resources to plan, and only then did he sacrifice himself to join forces with me to eliminate Ghost Law!"

"The law of ghosts."

The Lord of War was stunned for a moment. The Ghost Law, who ranked second in the Yinhe Sect, was not much worse than him. He was the god who commanded all soldiers, while the Ghost Law had the ability to command all ghosts.

The warlord only thought that the Great Luo Sect had an unparalleled master who had eliminated the Ghost Law, but he never expected that it would be related to the Exorcist True Lord.

As Xu Qing approached the Lord of War step by step, he continued, "The Demon Exorcist Lord suffered the pain of his comrades dying in battle every day while he himself was still barely surviving in the world, but he ultimately realized his vision."

"Furthermore, there are Marshal Xuantan and Emperor Wenchang."

Xu Qing laughed and said, "You see, the Heavenly Law forbids immortals and gods from entering the tribulation, but there are still virtuous and righteous people who will choose to enter the tribulation for the sake of their beliefs."

"Now that the dragon veins of the secular world have been severed, how can you be so sure that a wise ruler will not emerge?"

The warlord looked at Xu Qing as he approached and exclaimed in surprise, "Do you intend to emulate Emperor Xuanyuan and become the Human Emperor? No! You are a zombie, how can you possibly become an emperor of the human world?"

Xu Qing chuckled and said, "I'm too lazy to be an emperor of the mortal realm. The wise ruler I'm talking about isn't a human emperor either."

"It should be understood that a wise ruler is not necessarily an emperor, and an emperor is not necessarily a wise ruler."

The Lord of War couldn't understand Xu Qing's words, but he felt that the other party wasn't speaking without reason. This was a feeling that only people like Emperor Xuanyuan and himself could have.

The young man before him gave Him the feeling of being one of His own.

"Not to be an emperor among men?" The warlord was taken aback, then exclaimed in utter horror, "Could it be that you actually dare to harbor such ambitions!"

Seeing the warlord's emotions fluctuating, Xu Qing had an idea and immediately followed up, saying, "A true man should have such ambition!"

"Lord You, your era has passed. Let alone the world, can you still contend for the Yin River?"

The warlord frowned, his face showing a struggle.

Xu Qing continued, "If Lord You were still alive, he would surely display the same majesty of a military commander as when facing the Human Emperor. How could he be so controlled and a puppet of others as he is today?"

"Today, I can give Lord You some dignity. If Lord You still has the integrity of a warlord, then follow the example of a worldly overlord and commit suicide on the banks of the River of Three Crossings. In this way, when people in the future mention the ancestors of the Nine Li, they will still say 'Lord You'."

"But if the Lord of War continues to obey the Lord of the Nine Netherworlds and become someone else's puppet, I fear that in the future no descendants of the Nine Li will remember Lord You's name, or even deeply hate him."

The warlord stared at Xu Qing for a moment, then sneered, "Do you really think you can easily subdue me with just a few words?"

Xu Qing stared intently at the War Lord standing right in front of him and said seriously, "If Nüba can kill you once, I can kill you a second time. It will only take a little effort. However, if you really force me to use my full strength and expose some of my trump cards, I will not let you die peacefully! I will also spread the story of your following the Dharma Lord and betraying the Jiuli people to the world, so that the descendants of Jiuli can hear about Lord You's deeds."

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After a moment of silence, the Lord of War suddenly removed his armor, transforming it back into the five weapons.

"I am different from Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu knew he was going to lose and committed suicide, while I knew I was going to lose but still chose to die on the battlefield."

In front of Xu Qing, the lord of war, having withdrawn his defenses, was no different from a slug without a shell.

So-called fighting to the death is also suicide.

Xu Qing respected his opponent, so he immediately took out his axe and shield.

"The Lord of War is truly a hero! Since that's the case, let's make another agreement: I won't use the divine stone, and you won't need to command all the weapons. Let's just have a fair and square battle."

"Even if Lord You is defeated, people in the future will say that Lord You's defeat was heroic!"

The warlord, wielding five weapons, said dismissively, "That's true. I'll use five weapons to fight you, so you should also use your own weapon to fight me."

Not far away, Nüba wanted to leave the battle formation to help Xu Qing, but he stopped her by waving his hand.

He was able to persuade the warlord to take up the axe and shield, which means he already had evil intentions. If he were to team up with Nüba for a mixed doubles fight, wouldn't his reputation as the leader of the Great Luo Sect be implicated if word got out?

Xu Qing cast a reassuring glance at Nüba, while the War Lord, watching the two exchanging flirtatious glances, couldn't help but snort. In the War Lord's eyes, Xu Qing was clearly a figure who had only appeared in recent years, while Nüba, as the Great Wilderness Heavenly Maiden of His time, was not just one or two generations apart from Xu Qing, but several generations removed!
This kind of old cow eating young grass, this kind of young gigolo supporting a family, is truly despicable!
Xu Qing, unaware of the warlord's thoughts, sent Nüba away and then poured all of Huoba's magical power into the Ganqi Great Axe.

10th floor, 20th floor, 30th floor
Upon reaching the barrier of the thirty-fourth layer, Xu Qing once again comprehended the power of the laws above chaos.

Although it's only a tiny bit, it's more than enough!
The warlord frowned. The moment Xu Qing finished charging his axe, a gust of wind rose from the ground and swept across the entire training ground.

The imposing aura that emanates even before it is unleashed is something that ordinary supernatural powers cannot achieve.

Even when facing the Holy Sword of Emperor Xuanyuan, the foremost divine weapon in the mortal realm, He had never felt this way.

If Emperor Xuanyuan's swordsmanship was unparalleled across the twelve states, then Xu Qing's axe technique was a divine power capable of cleaving through the twelve states.

The unease in the Lord of War's heart grew stronger, but this unease did not make him afraid. Instead, it made him feel a fighting spirit almost like when he faced Emperor Xuanyuan!

At that time, He and Emperor Xuanyuan had also made a gentleman's pact. One of them wielded the Emperor's weapon, and the other commanded five weapons. They fought for countless days and nights, from dusk till dawn.

Now, that familiar feeling is back!

The warlord was so excited he was almost trembling!
Today, let Him see how long this descendant of the Corpse Cultivator, who is the nemesis of Him, can fight Him.

“Back then, it took Nüba seven days to kill me. Although your cultivation is not as good as Nüba's, you have a divine weapon in your hand. I am also wounded.”

"You mustn't disappoint me!"

Having said that, the warlord drew his bow and nocked an arrow. The divine crossbow struck like thunder and lightning, and at the same time, his spears and halberds were drawn to meet Xu Qing's descending axe and halberd head-on!
Xu Qing looked at the soldier who commanded the five soldiers and charged straight at him, and felt great admiration for him.

As expected of the leader of the Sin Gods, since he began practicing the Heavenly Gang Axe Technique, not a single person has dared to confront him head-on.

In just one day, Xu Qing actually met two real men!
Da Yin Xisheng.

When the Heavenly Gang Axe Shadow clashed with the five weapons, the Divine Arm Bow and arrows turned to dust and dissipated, while the four divine weapons—the halberd, spear, lance, and dagger—were instantly shattered by the immense force brought by the Heaven-Opening Axe Technique.

The Lord of War was born of the Jiuli tribe and possessed divine power. After transforming into a Dharma Corpse, his divine power was further enhanced. However, in the face of Xu Qing's Heavenly Gang Axe Technique, he felt that his divine power was like that of a helmsman on a lonely boat.

Xu Qing, on the other hand, is like the rivers, lakes, and seas that carry a lone boat.

The earth-shattering axe technique was beyond what the master of war could withstand.

At this moment, time and space seemed to stand still. After a brief silence, silent ripples spread out from the bottom of the pit.

Immediately, a sound powerful enough to shatter stars resounded throughout the Yin River.

When the blazing white light swept out, the deep pit that had been smashed by the five-colored divine stone became flat again, but the entire dojo was lowered by hundreds of feet by the aftershocks of Xu Qing and the Lord of War's battle.

In the distance, the Sanzu River overflowed, and the Zhuoshui Dojo was instantly turned into a vast ocean.

Xu Qing turned and came to the riverbank, patiently waiting for the soldier who had lost the ability to resist to climb ashore.

"Your injuries are too severe, otherwise you might have been able to withstand another axe blow from me."

The warlord leaned against a solitary grave. Strangely enough, while Xu Qingbo had damaged all the steles and tombs in the entire temple, this solitary grave remained alone on the riverbank, as if it were waiting for someone.

"Your supernatural powers are too domineering. Even when I am at my peak, without using the technique of controlling ten thousand soldiers, I would not be your match."

The warlord's gaze was complex and unreadable: "Such supernatural powers should not exist in this world. Do you really want to change the world?"

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Xu Qing suddenly gripped the axe handle tightly and said, "What nonsense are you spouting! As the leader of the Great Luo Sect, I, Xu Xuan, only do what is right on behalf of Heaven. Today, I am eliminating you all to restore peace to the world!"

Xu Qing changed his name and identity; I resolutely refuse to acknowledge him!
Even if Heaven truly does not tolerate him in the future, it will be Xu Xuan who will deal with it, and it will have nothing to do with the head of the Cat Immortal Hall or the deities of the Baosheng Temple.

The warlord chuckled and said noncommittally, "A wise man keeps his weapons hidden until the right time to act. I have high hopes for you."

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Xu Qing tightened his grip on the axe, then loosened it again, then tightened it again. He really wanted to deliver another blow to the other party!
How could a zombie as honest and devout as him possibly say that he wanted to change the world when all the gods and Buddhas were about to descend to earth?
With his thirty-three layers of axe technique?

The War God, seeing the young man wielding a sharp axe approaching him, chose not to struggle any longer. Supporting his weary body, he sighed:

“I originally thought you were a coward who relied on the celestial maiden, but now it seems that the celestial maiden chose to marry you not only because she was attracted to your appearance.”

"You are definitely not an ordinary person."

"It's a pity that you and I are natural enemies, and thus I cannot attend your wedding celebration."

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Xu Qing's heart skipped a beat, and he quickened his pace. Before the warlord could utter any more treasonous words, his hand had already gripped the warlord's neck.

"Speak up!"

At this moment, Xu Qing felt like tearing the warlord apart!
The demon Nüba spends her days guarding the Yin River, unaware of the changes in the mortal world over the past thousand years, but what if the other party finds out that she has lied to her?
He's definitely not going to get away with this!

The Lord of War did not understand why Xu Qing reacted so strongly, but when He discovered the existence of the Scripture of Salvation, everything else became unimportant.

"So, what the Dharma Master was looking for, you've obtained."

The warlord suddenly realized something, and then a strange smile appeared on his face.

Xu Qing had no idea what the Lord of War was thinking. After watching the Lord of War's revolving lantern and witnessing all the details of the Battle of Zhuolu, he was convinced of only one idea: he had to appease Nüba.

In the revolving lantern of the War Lord, the former Heavenly Maiden was truly unafraid of death in order to defeat the War Lord!
Through the perspective of the Lord of Soldiers, Xu Qing deeply felt the 'brutality' emanating from the Heavenly Maiden.

That ruthless and ferocious nature, capable of killing even himself, is truly something that most people can't withstand!

Although the other party did this to save the world, Xu Qing always felt that this celestial maiden had an inherent nature to use violence.

If the other party found out that the phoenix coronet and embroidered robe were actually wedding attire, and even clothes he had worn, then...
OK!
Fortunately, the surfing enthusiast had been silenced by him. As long as Nüba returns to her place of exile, he will no longer have any worries about this.

Xu Qing breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at the reward for saving people.

A chaotic divine power, the authority to command all troops.

This authority can not only destroy the enemy's weapons and magical treasures, but also has the ability to control all kinds of weapons and magical treasures.

Even weapons that possess sentience and the ability to choose their master cannot escape being forced into marriage under this authority.

Xu Qing was overjoyed; this power was wonderful!
The Dao Ancestor of Shouyang Mountain used to rely on magic treasures to collect other people's weapons, but now he has this innate power that exists within him, which is equivalent to carrying a supreme treasure that can capture and control ten thousand weapons!
Meanwhile, Xu Qing was happily counting her harvest.

Suddenly, a familiar female voice came from behind—

"Why would that wretched child say I married you? When have we ever been husband and wife? Why are you so happy?"

(End of this chapter)