After the college entrance examination, life began to follow one's heart
Chapter 185 A Day with My Big Sister
Chapter 185 A Day with My Big Sister
The next day.
January 21st, it's raining today too, just a light drizzle, and the cold wave weather is still very cold.
"Damn, this weather."
Xu Lin left home in the morning.
He's leaving for the provincial capital tomorrow to visit his older sister again.
After sending a message to Chi Linyue, I confirmed that she was at work.
Xu Lin then headed directly to the other party's company.
Xu Lin had been here before, and given his outstanding appearance, he wasn't just some random passerby. So many people recognized him, and playful girls would even call him "Young Master." Of course, not in the feudal sense, but because these girls thought Xu Lin was handsome, rich, and tall, and was also Chi Linyue's younger brother, they jokingly called him "Young Master."
Xu Lin was slightly annoyed by this. After teasing a few girls for a bit, he went to Chi Linyue's office.
No one really doubted that the two of them weren't siblings, but Xu Lin was also good-looking, so no one would doubt that he was his younger brother.
Actually, the two don't look alike at all.
The company had its heating on, and Chi Linyue's office was especially warm and cozy.
When Xu Lin came in, he saw Chi Linyue wearing a white turtleneck sweater, which wasn't very thick. There was also a black trench coat hanging on the rotating clothes rack next to her. The trench coat seemed to be Chi Linyue's standard winter outfit.
"Is it cold?"
Chi Linyue saw that Xu Lin, who came in, was only wearing a thin-looking coat, and underneath he seemed to be wearing only a thin long-sleeved or short-sleeved shirt.
In short, Xu Lin only had two pieces of clothing.
"Eight-pack abs, as strong as an ox, and never cold!"
“Alright!” Chi Linyue looked at Xu Lin and found that he didn’t seem to be cold either.
"I'm going home tomorrow, come up for a visit."
"Ah."
Chi Linyue nodded.
She pointed to a shelf in the office, "There's a can of baby formula on there. A friend bought it for me overseas. Would you like some?"
"Infant formula for adults?"
"Yes!"
Chi Linyue smiled slightly: "It's just baby formula, but adults can drink it too!"
"That too."
Xu Lin went over and said, "Let me have a drink and see."
Where are the disposable cups?
"Use my cup, the disposable cups are too small."
Chi Linyue pointed to the cup on the desk; the cup had a capacity of 450 milliliters.
"Is it convenient? Isn't this just an indirect kiss?"
Seeing his mischievous grin, Chi Linyue glared at him, thinking that if she hadn't been careful, Xu Lin would have broken through her hymen.
On the other side, Xu Lin took a cup, scooped out a few spoonfuls of milk powder, and then went to the water dispenser to add hot water.
A steaming cup of milk is ready.
Xu Lin also added a little sugar.
It smells delicious.
I don't know how much a can of this milk powder costs. It's from overseas, meaning it's imported. Some imported products are indeed quite expensive.
"what about the taste?"
"I think it's pretty good."
Xu Lin took a small sip.
"That's good."
After drinking a cup of hot milk, Xu Lin sat on the sofa and played on his phone. Later, he got bored playing on his phone, and since Chi Linyue was busy, Xu Lin simply lay down and went to sleep.
Around 11 o'clock, Xu Lin, who was asleep, was woken up by Chi Linyue.
"what time is it?"
"It's noon, I'm off work."
"Oh."
Xu Lin sat up and then noticed that Chi Linyue was wearing yoga pants today, light brown yoga pants.
Yoga pants are quite popular among women these days; people with good figures wear them, and people with less-than-ideal figures also wear them.
Chi Linyue is one of the girls with the best figure, or rather, the most outrageous one.
Especially as a top-tier mature woman, Chi Linyue's charm in yoga pants is truly visually striking and has a unique appeal.
"What are you looking at?"
Chi Linyue noticed Xu Lin's gaze.
"Yoga pants, this is the first time I've seen you wearing them."
"I've been practicing yoga lately to lose weight."
As Chi Linyue spoke, she put on her trench coat.
"No, what if I lose weight and end up with no breasts or a big butt?"
"Get lost! My breasts and butt are natural, do you think I'm one of those girls who rely on flesh to build them up?"
"But I feel it's better this way."
Xu Lin reached out and grabbed Chi Linyue's butt.
"rogue!"
Chi Linyue reached out and grabbed Xu Lin's bad hand, gently patting it a few times.
Xu Lin didn't continue the topic, but simply asked, "Are you still working this afternoon?"
"I'm not going anymore. I have flexible hours. I can work when I want to work and not work when I don't want to work."
Chi Linyue straightened her clothes and hair. "Spend the afternoon with me."
"Ok."
"It seems like only you, you little rascal, are keeping me company!"
"Why do you say that? Don't you usually have friends to eat and chat with?"
The two left the company, talking as they walked.
“When you reach my position, you probably won’t have any friends. In my experience, when you’re just an ordinary person, you can talk to each other, have fun eating together, and go out together. When I was in college, I got along really well with my roommates and had several friends in my class. But later, when they found out about my wealthy family, we drifted apart and lost contact. A couple of years ago, there was a class reunion, and when they saw me, they were very polite and even respectful. Xu Lin, can you understand this feeling? We used to be best friends.” Chi Linyue sighed.
Xu Lin didn't say "I understand you," but simply said, "I don't understand, but maybe I will in the future."
"I hope you never understand that having three or five close friends around you, people you can chat with and sit down to talk about anything and everything, is wonderful. Otherwise, you'll end up like me, with no one to talk to."
"If you want to talk to someone, you can talk to me."
"You little rascal, being with you will only make me more and more outrageous."
"It's only natural. Books say that a beautiful woman is sought after by a gentleman. You are a great beauty. Even a sage who has attained enlightenment would fall deeply in love with you. How much more so for me, who is neither a sage nor a gentleman, but just a mere mortal. How can I bear it?"
"Pah, what a flirtatious mouth!"
Chi Linyue said, "Let's find a place to eat!"
"Ok."
The two had a simple lunch and planned to have a bigger meal in the evening.
After we had eaten and drunk our fill, it was already 1:30 in the afternoon.
At this time, it was still raining outside, and it was cold and windy.
As Xu Lin and his companion emerged from the mall, a gust of cold wind swept over them.
Chi Linyue couldn't help but shudder.
Xu Lin had one arm around her shoulder.
"How about we go soak in a hot spring to warm up?"
"spa?"
"Yes, a private hot spring."
"Let's go take a look." Chi Linyue thought about it and realized she had never soaked in a hot spring before, so she was quite looking forward to it.
Xu Lin found a relatively high-end private hot spring resort, which cost 10,000 yuan for four hours.
The price is not low.
After checking into the hot spring room, Xu Lin locked the door after the pretty waitress brought him drinks and snacks.
Is there a camera?
Xu Lin checked and found nothing there.
For a hot spring resort priced like this, you'd have to be incredibly lucky to come.
"I've never been to a hot spring before."
Chi Linyue touched the hot spring water; the water temperature was over forty degrees Celsius, steam was rising from the surface, and the pool was quite large.
"Ms. Chi, quickly take off your clothes!"
Xu Lin, on the other hand, had already hurriedly taken off his clothes.
Why are you in such a hurry?
Chi Linyue blushed when she saw Xu Lin without clothes.
In fact, Xu Lin has a great physique, which can be described as a top-notch work of human body art, so when Chi Linyue saw him, her heartbeat couldn't help but speed up.
"After all, it's not easy to soak in a hot spring with you."
"Heh, so that's what you're planning, isn't it?"
"That's part of the reason, but not entirely."
But that must be the main reason!
"Give me some face."
Xu Lin was already sitting in the water, which was just a little below his shoulders.
Moreover, the feeling of entering the hot spring water is very refreshing, just like the moment you take a hot shower in winter.
"Don't look at me!"
"You've already seen it, what's there to be shy about?"
"Close your eyes first!"
"It's closed."
"Turn around!"
"Sended."
Xu Lin did as he was told.
"Don't do anything naughty!"
"Don't worry, I won't do anything bad."
A moment later, Xu Lin heard the sound of Chi Linyue carefully taking off her clothes.
Xu Lin had his back to her. At this moment, Xu Lin glanced back slightly and saw out of the corner of his eye that Chi Linyue was also facing away from him, taking off her clothes.
First came the trench coat, then the turtleneck sweater.
There are long sleeves underneath the turtleneck sweater.
Next up is Chi Linyue's yoga pants.
After taking off her yoga pants, she was still wearing underwear.
Xu Lin's heart started racing.
There's an old saying: a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a stolen affair, and a stolen affair is not as good as one you can't have.
Humans are just that kind of animal.
Chi Linyue was only wearing her underwear on her lower body.
Xu Lin didn't even blink.
Actually, Xu Lin had seen Chi Linyue without clothes before, but Chi Linyue didn't let him see much and kicked him out of the room.
Now, the large moon over Chi Linyue is facing Xu Lin.
When I was young, I didn't know the moon and called it a white jade plate.
It is this feeling.
Especially when Chi Linyue's lower body was completely naked.
Gulu.
Xu Lin swallowed hard.
Chi Linyue's charm is something that girls under twenty years old like Ning Yuhan and Rong Xiyan can't compare to.
"Still peeking?"
Chi Linyue turned around and noticed Xu Lin.
"I couldn't help it!" Xu Lin wasn't embarrassed at all, and simply turned around and looked at her openly.
"Humph!"
"Sis, come down quickly."
"I need to be careful around you, lest I get harmed by a pervert like you!"
Chi Linyue glared at Xu Lin, and then, without bothering to hide anything, she openly took off her clothes in front of Xu Lin, even deliberately teasing him.
She became bolder, though her beautiful cheeks were flushed.
And so, Chi Linyue walked over with graceful steps, just like a top model who walks for ten million a step, giving off a sense of elegance and charm.
Xu Lin thought to himself, this woman's charm is truly astonishing.
So far, no girl has been able to surpass Chi Linyue in terms of charm, not even come close.
Soon, Chi Linyue stepped into the water.
She stopped, stood in front of Xu Lin, and spun around 360 degrees.
"Is my sister pretty?"
Even if King Zhou were here, he would abandon Daji!
"Humph!"
Finally, she came to Xu Lin and actually sat down on his lap, sitting right on him.
Her right hand was still in the water.
"Believe it or not, I'll break it? So unruly!"
"Actually, I can now lift 40 kilograms of weight for exercise!"
Xu Lin remained calm.
"What do you mean by carrying forty pounds of weight?"
Chi Linyue had no idea what Xu Lin meant.
Xu Lin leaned close to the other person's ear and chuckled, "It's just training by hanging up a 40-pound barbell..."
"Are you crazy? You think this is exercise?"
Chi Linyue blushed.
"So you might not even be strong enough to break it."
"Pooh!"
Chi Linyue pulled her right hand out of the water, put her arms around Xu Lin's shoulders, and looked at him.
"Let me indulge myself a little today!"
"indulgence?"
Xu Lin thought he could eat the older sister.
"Don't overthink it, it's just that except for the last step... we can't have sex!"
The older sister blushed.
"Anything else is fine?"
"Just kiss, hug and cuddle, don't think about anything else."
The older sister emphasized.
"That's not very interesting."
"Otherwise what? If I have a relationship with you, wouldn't I become a bad woman? You still have a girlfriend."
"Isn't this just burying your head in the sand? We're already like this, look, we're still hugging each other, still naked, and your penis is still touching mine."
"What do you know? In short, no, but kisses are okay!"
After saying that, Chi Linyue took the initiative to kiss him.
Her kissing skills were actually just so-so, after all, she had only kissed Xu Lin a few times.
"Sis, I'll teach you how to kiss. You're still a bit lacking."
"Then you teach me."
So Xu Lin taught her.
Xu Lin was still the same as always; his hands wouldn't stay still when they kissed.
He wrapped his right arm around Chi Linyue's slender waist, and his right hand reached into the water, touching the mysterious forbidden zone.
"Xu Lin!"
"I'm just curious, don't be nervous."
Xu Lin grinned mischievously: "Let's continue kissing."
"Your hand... um..."
A dozen minutes later, Chi Linyue pulled Xu Lin's hand away, stopping him from doing anything reckless.
How could someone be so mean?
As the saying goes, the brave are the first to enjoy the world!
"That's a pervert, what kind of brave person is he?" "Well, I'm a brave pervert too. You see, there isn't a single sexually normal man in the world who isn't lustful, but at least 99% of them are lustful but lack the courage to act on their desires. And I'm one percent, or even one in a thousand or one in ten thousand! Tell me, aren't I brave?"
Xu Lin, with a resolute expression that made Chi Linyue unable to suppress her laughter, declared, "Even if I'm a pervert, I'm a pervert at the top of the food chain!"
"What kind of twisted logic is this?"
Chi Linyue couldn't help but ask, "Tell me honestly, how many girls have you lied to?"
"Let me think... one, two, three... eight, nine..."
Xu Lin counted on his fingers, looking quite serious.
"What are you counting?"
Chi Linyue was both amused and exasperated, knowing that Xu Lin was never serious.
"Sister, you're so beautiful!"
Xu Lin suddenly changed the subject.
Chi Linyue's long hair was styled in a bun, and beneath her stunningly beautiful face was a fair swan neck, followed by delicate collarbones.
Further down, there were towering waves that seemed to float on the surface of the water.
This unimaginable, real scene—a top-tier beauty standing at the pinnacle of womanhood, with her looks, figure, and charisma all at their peak—creates a visual impact that defies description.
"Xu Lin, tell me honestly, are you after me because I'm pretty? Or because of my figure?"
Chi Linyue suddenly said something.
This is a trap question, extremely powerful.
Xu Lin's brain began to work at lightning speed.
A: No, actually I like you as a person.
Obviously not.
"Actually, that's what I thought the first time I saw you. Your beauty and figure have deeply attracted me."
"and then?"
"Then I realized that your beauty and figure were just a facade!"
So you're saying my inner beauty is greater, right?
In fact, over the years, there have been at least eight hundred, if not a thousand, men who have pursued Chi Linyue, and countless men have praised her inner beauty.
Everyone was all hypocritical, the bolder ones saying they liked her inner qualities, and so on and so forth.
Chi Linyue didn't even bother to acknowledge her.
"No!"
Xu Lin didn't answer that way. Instead, he unexpectedly said to Chi Linyue, "Actually, I've discovered that you're quite flirtatious."
"Xu Lin!"
Chi Linyue was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening and couldn't hold back anymore.
She never expected that Xu Lin would call her promiscuous.
"Ha ha……"
Xu Lin, that bastard, burst into loud laughter.
"I'll hit you!"
Chi Linyue clenched her small fist and punched Xu Lin's chest, but not with much force, like a little girl being coquettish.
Moreover, as she moved her hands, the turbulent waves around her body trembled.
What an amazing scene!
"How am I provocative... Explain yourself clearly!"
"I'm just kidding!"
Xu Lin began to talk nonsense with a straight face: "But we can take a closer look. Tell me, is 'sao' a derogatory term or a compliment?"
"Of course it's derogatory! How can 'flirtatious' be a compliment?"
“My dear Ms. Chi, that’s not right. Look, there are two idioms: ‘charming and alluring’ and ‘naturally charming.’ Aren’t these two idioms very beautiful when describing a beautiful woman?”
"Yes."
"Then think about it, in plain language, don't these two idioms mean that this beautiful woman is very sexy?"
"You're so irreverent. You call a perfectly normal idiom 'slutty'."
Although Chi Linyue wouldn't admit it, in reality, thinking about those two idioms, they did indeed describe this woman as very beautiful and also seductive, or something related to seduction.
Xu Lin laughed and said, "So you are charming and naturally alluring, I am just praising you."
"What a mess!"
Chi Linyue pinched Xu Lin's cheeks, pinching both sides.
"How dare you call me a slut! I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!"
As Chi Linyue spoke, she knelt up, straightening her upper body so that her chest was directly in front of Xu Lin's face.
And what did Chi Linyue do? She simply grabbed Xu Lin's head and let him bury it in her arms.
"You called me a slut? I'm going to punish you!"
Chi Linyue looked fierce, wanting to punish Xu Lin.
"What kind of reward is this? Give me more!"
Xu Lin mumbled something.
Chi Linyue: ...
The two fooled around at the hot spring for three hours.
Besides soaking in the hot springs, Xu Lin also gave Chi Linyue a massage.
Actually, the hot spring bath here also includes a massage service, but Xu Lin didn't accept it.
Chi Linyue was thoroughly tormented by Xu Lin, who gave her both a proper massage and an improper one.
Chi Linyue said earlier that they couldn't have a relationship, but under this premise, Xu Lin could do quite a few things, with several tricks up his sleeve. Chi Linyue never thought that he could do that.
The two left at 6 p.m.
As soon as they left the hot spring resort, Chi Linyue couldn't help but say, "I want something sweet to drink, can you buy some for me?"
Finally, she added, "Your filth smells really weird. It feels like every burp is accompanied by a strange odor. Hurry up and buy me some milk tea!"
"Received!" Xu Lin stood at attention, straightened his back, and saluted.
"Hurry up!" Chi Linyue glared at him fiercely.
Chi Linyue was coaxed by Xu Lin's sweet words today, and in a moment of impulse, she helped Xu Lin three times. To put it simply, the intensity of the situation was such that Chi Linyue washed her hair and removed the light makeup she had put on that morning.
So now, all that's left between her and Xu Lin is the final step of having sex.
However, Chi Linyue didn't want to admit it, but it was indeed very exciting.
"I'll go check out a bubble tea shop!"
Xu Lin searches for "Overlord Tea Princess" on the map.
There happens to be one nearby.
So Xu Lin drove there.
"Let's go inside and get some milk tea!"
"Ah."
After getting off the bus, Chi Linyue followed Xu Lin into the Bawangchaji shop.
This milk tea shop has a nice decor; it seems like all the milk tea shops in this area have pretty good decor.
Xu Lin ordered a glass of Orange Flavored Four Seasons. Chi Linyue had never had it before, so she ordered the same one as Xu Lin.
Soon, two cups of fruit tea were ready.
Xu Lin brought over the fruit tea.
"Go back to the car to drink or stay here?"
"It's too stuffy in the car here."
"Ok."
Xu Lin sat down and fixed the straw for Chi Linyue.
As Chi Linyue took her first sip of fruit tea, Xu Lin, on a whim, picked her up and had her sit sideways on his lap.
"what?"
"The next time we meet will be at the end of February or even the beginning of March, then we'll hug."
"Oh."
Xu Lin quickly finished his cup of fruit tea, while Chi Linyue drank it slowly.
Today, Xu Lin and Chi Linyue's relationship has taken another step forward.
Therefore, he unlocked two indescribable new progress levels.
Xu Lin already had two progress points, which means that with one more progress point, he could unlock a small reward.
Therefore, Xu Lin naturally acquired a new skill.
Skill: Bird Language Master!
what is this?
Simply put, Xu Lin can communicate with any bird.
It sounds impressive, but in reality, it doesn't seem to be very useful!
Nowadays, in big cities, you might not even see birds unless you go to the market.
However, something is better than nothing, and having more skills is never a bad thing.
Since two new progress bars are added at once, there is still one progress bar needed to unlock a big reward before the fifth progress bar is unlocked.
The future is expected.
It was almost seven o'clock when I left the bubble tea shop, and it was already dark.
The two of them had a big meal at a Chinese restaurant tonight.
It was past 8 p.m., and the rain that had been falling during the day had stopped for several hours. The water on the ground had dried up.
However, it was quite cold at night, and the wind was strong.
The rain has stopped, and there are many people shopping.
Chi Linyue also dragged Xu Lin along for a stroll.
"They're even selling couplets here; the New Year is almost here!"
The two passed by a stall selling couplets. An old man was writing couplets, and his calligraphy was quite beautiful. Many people were watching, and quite a few were buying them.
There are still more than twenty days left.
"More than twenty days have passed in the blink of an eye. Think about it, how long have we known each other? It's been more than five months since August."
"That's true, time flies."
"I'd like to buy a pair of couplets to put on my front door. Do you live over there and want some?"
Chi Linyue expressed her desire to buy couplets.
"Hmm...no, how about I go back and write some couplets?"
Because there were many people, Xu Lin didn't want to speak loudly and be thought of as bragging, so he whispered to Chi Linyue, "Actually, this old man's handwriting is far inferior to mine!"
"Really? This old man's handwriting is very beautiful."
"You don't understand. Calligraphy is an art form. Laymen just watch the spectacle, while experts appreciate the nuances. I'll go back and write you some couplets. You can then put my calligraphy on your door."
"I'll listen to you."
Chi Linyue nodded, wanting to say that her grandfather had said Xu Lin's handwriting was very beautiful, and Chi Linyue had also seen Xu Lin's handwriting in her grandfather's study before, and it was indeed very beautiful, even amazing.
Xu Lin then bought red paper for couplets from this stall.
As for calligraphy brushes and ink, I specifically sought out shops that specialize in selling the Four Treasures of the Study. They are easy to find by searching on a map.
Around 10 p.m., the two returned home.
Xu Lin then began writing Spring Festival couplets.
I found a pair of Spring Festival couplets online.
First line: Amidst the crackling of firecrackers, we bid farewell to the old year.
The second line reads: "The fragrance of plum blossoms heralds the arrival of spring."
Horizontal scroll: Farewell to the old year, welcome the new.
Chi Linyue helped spread out the red paper for the couplets on the long table.
Xu Lin poured some ink onto the inkstone and dipped his brush in it. It was a larger brush, since couplets require large characters.
After a moment's thought, he wrote the first line of the couplet on the red paper.
Xu Lin wrote each character in one go. After writing one character, he would dip his brush in ink and write in a cursive script with bold and unrestrained strokes.
Chi Linyue didn't understand the intricacies of calligraphy, but Xu Lin's writing was beautiful and very powerful.
It amazed her.
Next comes the second line and the horizontal scroll.
A couplet only takes a little over two minutes, which is very simple for Xu Lin.
"How about it?"
After finishing writing, Xu Lin asked Chi Linyue.
"It's beautifully written. Although I don't know anything about calligraphy, I feel it's very well written, much better than the calligraphy sold by old men on the street!"
"We'll put it up outside the door in a bit."
"OK!"
Xu Lin then wrote two more couplets, which he would take back to the rented house tomorrow.
The couplets have been written.
Chi Linyue brought over some transparent tape, and she and Xu Lin went to paste up the couplets.
"The first line is on the right, the second line is on the left."
After the couplets and horizontal scrolls are pasted up.
"Your handwriting is so beautiful!"
Chi Linyue stood in front of the gate, looking at the couplet. Xu Lin's calligraphy, at this moment, was so skillful that it seemed to have been created, and it was written on the red paper of the couplet, which amazed Chi Linyue.
"All done, time for a shower and bed!"
After Xu Lin finished posting the horizontal scroll at the top, he got off the chair and clapped his hands.
Xu Lin and Chi Linyue took a bath together tonight.
It wasn't that Chi Linyue took the initiative, but rather that Xu Lin wanted to shower together.
"Don't do anything naughty, go to bed early!"
They also slept together.
Given that Xu Lin was a lecher, Chi Linyue had to be wary of him.
In fact, Chi Linyue was also afraid that she would not be able to control herself.
Desire is like a raging flood; if the dam is breached, it is destined to become uncontrollable.
"Xu Lin, what are you doing with your hands!"
"Just touch it once."
Xu Lin whispered in Chi Linyue's ear, his right hand reaching inside her clothes.
"Dishonest!"
Aren't you just saying one thing but doing another?
Xu Lin thought to himself, but he didn't expose her; women need a way out.
"If we have children in the future, they will definitely not go hungry. Thinking about this, I feel happy for our children."
"Who has children with you? Dream on!"
"I believe the future is promising!"
"Dream on!"
Chi Linyue added, "Being too old isn't good either. I was particularly insecure for a period of time when I was in junior high school."
Why do you feel inferior?
Xu Lin was surprised.
“I started developing in the first year of junior high school. No girl in my class had bigger breasts than me. Some girls with ill intentions gave me nicknames and called me… Big breasts… For a while, I felt really bad and inferior. I felt out of place and always walked with my head down.”
"Isn't that just slapping them both?"
"Later, my brother found out and came to my school, slapping each of those girls three times!"
"Your brother is really something. If I were your brother, I would have rushed in to fight too. And then what? Would you still feel inferior?"
"I was insecure for a while, but I got much better. Even in high school, I was still the most developed girl in my class. But my mindset changed. I realized that being well-developed made me an absolute winner among girls, so I became confident. Besides, I'm so pretty, what's there to be insecure about? Other girls aren't as good as me, and they're all envious and jealous of me!"
“I’m different. I’ve been confident since I was a child! When I was little, I had a contest with a group of elementary school kids to see who could pee the farthest. I was gifted and peed more than five meters. Because of my extraordinary development, I intimidated all the elementary school kids and they treated me like the boss of the boss. No one dared to bully me!”
"Are you a pervert? How can you say such things so seriously?"
Chi Linyue was both amused and exasperated. When she heard Xu Lin say that he could pee five meters away, she couldn't hold back any longer and asked, "Really?"
"What's real or fake?"
"It's like urinating more than five meters away."
The world record for urination is actually 5.94 meters, which is about six meters.
"Next time we have a chance, let's go to the countryside and I'll pee on you to show you my skills. But right now I can probably pee even further."
"Pah, go pee yourself, who wants to see you pee?"
The two chatted about all sorts of lighthearted, funny, and interesting topics for a long time, until after midnight.
"Xu Lin?"
Chi Linyue gently called Xu Lin's name twice and found that Xu Lin was indeed asleep.
"go to bed!"
Chi Linyue also closed her eyes and soon fell asleep.
All was quiet, and the night passed without incident.
(End of this chapter)
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