Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 119 Happiness comes too suddenly!
Discuss and negotiate?

This is a scorpion shit - a unique thing.

The clan leader has always been the sole authority and his word is final. Why did he suddenly become so smart today?

Regardless of what the disciples below thought, Han Yangzi, whose heart knot had been mostly untied, spoke first.

"I know that you are all dissatisfied with the forced training rules I set earlier. Today, I would like to apologize to you all."

Done.

Han Yangzi bowed deeply to the audience.

"I shouldn't use my own perspective and opinions to dictate your path."

"We should not deprive you of the joy of playing with your mobile phone."

"So I'm going to extend the time everyone can spend on their phones. For any mistakes made during this time, everyone's salary will be doubled, except for me."

"Besides some spiritual needs, I also know that you now need to give gifts to your favorite streamers and top up your game accounts. Your previous salaries must be a bit stretched."

What?
The entire mountaintop was suddenly in an uproar.

Didn’t happiness come too suddenly?

this.
It's like you're a junior high student.

Suddenly one day the teacher tells you.

You can bring your cell phone to school.

Not only can they play freely in their spare time, but they don’t even have homework to do.

The passing score for the exam was lowered by 30 points.

The holiday is extended twice!
There was a moment of silence, and then the entire mountaintop, from the outer sect servants to the elders, all burst into cheers.

"The sovereign is mighty!"

"Hahaha, Sect Master, I knew you must be the best!"

"Come on, come on, where are those bastards who cyberbullied our Juyang Sect for not letting us use our phones a few days ago? Are you calling?"

"Hey? Guys, are you guys secretly livestreaming? Why are your faces so pale? You didn't expect that not only can we use our phones now, but we also get extra salaries!"

Looking at the performance of this group of disciples, the last bit of discomfort in Han Yangzi's heart disappeared.

Only at this moment did he feel that these disciples respected him from the bottom of their hearts.

Just like how I respected Taoist Shouyin in the past.

A disciple who was watching a video that was borderline dangerous put down his phone and shouted with raised arms.

"happiness!"

Another disciple who was in the qualifying round immediately gave up the star and stood up to cheer.

"loyalty!"

"It's taking off! Our Juyang Sect has really taken off!"

"Hahaha, now I definitely have time to reach Diamond rank!"

"I've been accumulating more and more books. It's so cool to be able to read them all at once. Woohoo."

“That was really cool.”

"quiet!"

As Han Yangzi's voice faded, silence slowly returned to the top of the mountain.

"But before that, I'm going to decide how much time I want to extend for everyone to play with their phones."

what?
The atmosphere that had just become lively suddenly froze.

After all this time, you're only halfway through your words?

Everyone's expressions became tense again.

What if in the end we only give them an extra ten minutes or half an hour, then it will be useless, right?

"So, I have a few questions for you guys. This is about the amount of time you spend on your phones. I hope everyone can express their opinions. How about that?"

"Okay! Master, please ask!"

The monk who had just watched the borderline video was the first to jump out.

It was the same disciple from the Law Enforcement Hall who had previously cyberbullied the Juyang Sect.

"I want to ask, is it true that playing with your phone affects your cultivation?"

"It's true!"

This disciple from the Law Enforcement Hall did not try to quibble, but instead told the truth.

"To say it doesn't affect cultivation is definitely a lie."

"But what I want to say is, playing with your phone can also help with cultivation, right?"

"Oh?"

Han Yangzi pretended to listen attentively.

"Sect Master, you should know about the incident two days ago when Demon Lord Koubi caused a disturbance at Zhulu Academy, right?"

Han Yangzi nodded: "I know."

"I'm not bragging, even a Demon Lord couldn't handle the scolding, but we, the disciples in the Qi Refining and Foundation Establishment stage, can!"

"Why?"

"Because we often encounter low-quality players when we play Tiantian Xuanpao, their taunts are even more cruel than the ones used by Zhulu Academy to taunt the Demon Lord that day! "Our minds have been honed, and our Dao hearts are very stable!"

"If you don't believe it, you can curse with me and see who gets red first? Disciple can refrain from swearing."

"This"

Han Yangzi hesitated. Wasn't it too degrading to quarrel with his disciples?

But looking at the eager eyes of the disciples below
Whatever!

I, Han Yangzi, am a Mahayana master who has overcome many inner demons!
How can he, a young Jindan, shake my faith in Taoism?
"Okay, I agree. Come on, I'll speak first!"

After saying this, Han Yangzi did not give the disciple of the Law Enforcement Hall a chance to speak and took the first step.

"Look at yourself? How can you look like a Jindan-stage disciple at all?"

"Were you just glancing at that borderline female anchor? Your parents worked so hard to raise you, and this is how you repay them for raising you?"

"A three-hundred-year-old golden elixir, if I were you, I would just pretend to be dead!"

"The way you stare at the screen and scratch your head looks just like a gentleman searching the internet for Fu Liji's welfare. But at least the gentleman knows he's looking for welfare. What are you looking for?
"Is it watching endless short videos? Or chasing the unattainable big devil in Tiantian Xuanpao?"

"The eight hours you spend in front of the screen every day are enough to complete a deep training session or a sect mission."

"But all you have now is a pair of dull eyes, a stiff neck, and a bunch of outdated internet memes that will never catch up!"

"Do you know why I always feel like I'm hungover after scrolling through my phone? You're using your youth to test the stickiness of other people's products, while you think you're enjoying the benefits of technology!"

"Go back and look in the mirror and see what kind of virtue you have!"

"Are you worthy enough to challenge me? Do you know what Mahayana means? It's the lifetime of your eighteen generations of ancestors combined!"

you can!

Many disciples nodded, thinking that the sect leader's killing power was just barely enough to pass.

At the same time, it was also concluded that the sect leader must have been watching Douyin a lot on a daily basis.

But the big data seems to be pushing him to boycott Douyin's works?

"how?"

After venting his anger, Han Yangzi felt refreshed and was ready to watch this disciple's defense break down.

"That's it?"

The disciple from the Law Enforcement Hall scratched his head in confusion.

"Master, when will you start? I haven't even felt anything yet, and you're done?"

"You can't do this either."

"Look at you, with your big mouth full of glue, what can you do?"

"The entire sect's rules, which they thought were very clever, ended up being boycotted by the entire internet."

"The Sect Master has done something so bad that even his own disciples can't help but cyberbully you. Are you considered a genius?"

"Did you lose your mind when you formulated the sect rules?"

"The Hehuan Sect next door has spread the word that they're planning to start a live broadcast to teach dual cultivation, and you're still not letting your disciples use their phones?"

"you!"

The sword energy in Han Yangzi's sleeves was running wildly.

The disciples of the Law Enforcement Hall were not afraid at all.

"What do you mean? The leader of the Heavenly Sword Sect leads his fans on a sword ride every day, and you're just watching borderline videos and are so stupid as to use your main account to send gifts."

"I even feel the Juyang Sect's uniform is scratchy. As the Sect Master, don't you feel ashamed?"

"Now that everyone can't stand it anymore, you come out like a grandson and admit your mistake?"

"You know you're wrong, you know if you don't admit your mistake, the Juyang Sect will be finished, right?"

"So what were you doing earlier? Is your brain full of soybean paste or something?"

"You're hiding in your room every day watching borderline videos as if we don't know. We've checked your ID, it's level 73, and you've spent over million spirit stones! You gave all of it to the female streamer!"

Han Yangzi was furious: "That's enough, I admit defeat, you shut up! You think you're right? I don't believe you didn't watch the borderline video."

"Hey? We also brush, but we don't have as many spirit stones as you do. Besides, watching brushing videos is also beneficial for young cultivators like us!"

"Ah?" Han Yangzi was confused.

The disciples of the Law Enforcement Hall spoke passionately and continuously.

"Ever since watching that borderline video, I've been able to remain calm when facing a real-life fairy with no beauty filters or filters. I'm not going to lie, even if you find a witch from the Ca Nu Sect to seduce me, I can still remain calm!"

Find a witch to seduce you?

Good guy, now you want me to reward you with a witch, right?
"That makes sense."

Unexpectedly, a Dharma protector took the initiative to stand up and support the disciple.

"Ever since I watched the borderline video, the frequency of my visits to the Pink Building has dropped from fifteen times a fortnight to once a fortnight, and each time I've been there, it's always a quickie."

"Hasty? Haha, Sun Protector, although what you said makes sense, I feel like you usually guide too many people, and you've been doing less because you're not feeling well anymore, right?"

"so what?"

Protector Sun looked like a sage (his body was hollowed out).

"As the saying goes, form is emptiness and emptiness is form. As long as I can keep my body in a state of emptiness, then I won't be lustful."

Everyone:? ? ?
Can't refute it?

Is he really a genius?
(End of this chapter)