Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 136: The Formless Master Enters His Comfort Zone

Then don’t disturb the Son of God.

Think of this.

Venerable Wuxiang took a step forward, intending to see if the other disciples were practicing seriously.

But I had only taken a few steps.

The noise coming from the disciple dormitory made his face change instantly.

this.
Nima
This dead noise
Isn't it just pure messing around?

“Is tutoring some new trend now?”

"its not right?"

"The Holy Son is leading alone, after all. How can all these disciples be gathered in one room?!"

Venerable Wuxiang, who was neither sad nor happy, experienced great sadness, great joy, and great sadness again as soon as he came out of retreat.

'boom! '

Kick open the door.

The absurd and chaotic scene inside made Venerable Wuxiang's face twisted into a knot.

It was exactly as he had imagined. No, the scene was even more brutal than he had imagined!

It’s an eyesore, an eyesore!

"you."

Taking a deep breath, Venerable Wuxiang shouted angrily, "Get out of here right now!"

Although the disciple who was interrupted was very unhappy.

But when they saw the other party wearing the attire of the elders of the holy land, they did not dare to be negligent and stopped what they were doing and walked out.

"What are you doing?"

Venerable Wuxiang was completely confused.

"At least pull up your pants before you go out!"

A group of people stood outside with their heads drooping, like eggplants hit by frost.

At this time, someone has already recognized the identity of the old man in front of him.

It was the Venerable Wuxiang who announced his seclusion a thousand years ago.

"Oh, I thought he was dead."

"Who says it isn't?"

"That was so embarrassing. I'm afraid I might develop some kind of mental illness."

"This is terrible. I've been trying since I came out, but I can't lift it at all."

"Are you sick? If you raise your hand against this old man, it will be a disaster, right?!"

"Don't let me hear anyone whispering anymore!" Venerable Wuxiang looked at the group of disciples in front of him who were obsessed with sex with a dark face.

"You...how could your behavior just now be so disrespectful? How could you even behave like a disciple of a holy land?!"

"So what?" A brave disciple couldn't help but speak up to defend himself.

"It's not just us, it's the same for everyone."

"What do you mean everyone is the same?"

"It's human nature. As a male cultivator, I don't believe that you, Your Excellency, have never conducted guidance yourself."

"Of course I have directed it before! Ahem."

Realizing that he had spoken too quickly, Venerable Wuxiang coughed dryly and continued to scold.

"Then you shouldn't gather together to do such filthy things! Where are the elders of the Holy Land? Why don't you see them?"

"Is such that."

Seeing that Venerable Wuxiang did not seem to intend to punish them severely, several senior brothers began to explain one by one.

"We definitely wouldn't normally get together like we do today."

"Yes, we all directed our own work before. Today, it was mainly because my junior brother got a few sets of Fuliji videos for free in the gentleman group."

"The elders went to the Heavenly Demon Territory for a barbecue yesterday. They probably won't be back for two days."

"Each one leads his own way?" Venerable Wuxiang stroked his beard. That was barely plausible. "What is this Fuli Collection?"

"This"

The brothers looked at each other.

Some of them even glared at the talkative guy.

Just explain it if you want. Why do you have to mention Fu Liji? How presumptuous of you!
"This, this is Fuliji."

After thinking about it, the talkative senior brother had no choice but to explain.

"To put it bluntly, this Fuliji group consists of women with rather pitiful backgrounds. Normally, they all come from broken families."

"For example, my father is addicted to gambling, my mother is seriously ill, and I have a younger brother who can't pay his tuition."

Hearing this, Venerable Wuxiang couldn't help but take over the conversation.
"Then this Fu Liji is really quite pitiful? As the leader of the righteous path, our Holy Land has not given Fu Liji some living assistance? If he has good talent, he can also be accepted into our Daqian Holy Land, but..."

Venerable Wuxiang changed the subject and asked doubtfully.

"What does this have to do with you getting together to enlighten each other?"

"It's like this, Your Excellency. Because these Fu Liji have pitiful backgrounds, they are selling some of their private videos, and then..."

"You bastards!" Venerable Wuxiang waved his sleeves, and these disciples were blown more than ten meters away, their faces pale.

"As disciples of the Holy Land, it's bad enough that you didn't offer generous financial support to Fu Liji upon meeting him, but you actually forced women of good character into prostitution! You're even worse than the Demon Sect! You have no shame at all!"

"Venerable, actually this Fuliji..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Where is Fu Liji now? I want to apologize to her in person! Bah, a bunch of beastly disciples! Just wait to be punished in the back mountain!"

Apologize in person?

These disciples all smiled bitterly.

Except for the top guy on the list and the financial sponsor, even if you are a Mahayana master, you can't get Fuliji's position in reality for free.

"Your Excellency, we don't know the exact location, but you can join the Fuliji fan group and ask for it yourself."

As he spoke, the disciple handed over the cell phone.

"Oh?"

Venerable Wuxiang took the phone with some doubts, and was immediately attracted by Fu Liji's large-scale photos.

after a long time
"This fairy is Fu Liji?"

"Yes."

Venerable Wuxiang said with great righteousness.

"I have decided to recruit her into our Daqian Holy Land and accept her as my personal disciple. I will teach her carefully day and night and have in-depth exchanges with her."

just you?

The disciples began to persuade Venerable Wuxiang to give up.

"Your Excellency, even if you are willing to accept them, they may not be willing to come."

"That's right. Those who work as Fu Li Ji can easily earn a few thousand, or even tens of thousands of spirit stones a day. They don't even have the pressure of cultivation. Are they cheap? Why do they have to come to our holy land to suffer?"

"and many more!"

Venerable Wuxiang suddenly raised his hand to interrupt his disciples.

"You just said 'those' Fuliji? There's more than one Fuliji?"

"Of course it's more than that!"

As they spoke, everyone started talking one after another and told Venerable Wuxiang all the IDs of the current top-tier Fu Liji.

The latter is very quick to use on mobile phones.

Not only did he quickly search out all of these Fuli collections, but he was also able to apply what he had learned to other similar situations.

Following Fu Liji's ID, I searched and found several bloggers who were "relatively explicit".

Some gourmets at the scene can tell at a glance.

These bloggers look like they are on the edge of the fence, and they must be doing Fu Liji's business behind the scenes.

Seeing this, some people began to flatter him.

"As expected of a venerable one, your comprehension ability is very fast."

"Haha, is there any need to explain that? My talent has always been exceptional. Humph! Is this the kind of thing you're usually obsessed with?"

“Not addicted, just decompressing properly”

Suddenly, a disciple spoke.

"Are you thirsty, Venerable?"

"I just came out of retreat, I'm not thirsty."

"If you're not thirsty, you can have a cup of milk tea. I bought this yesterday and have been keeping it frozen in the ice in my storage ring."

"Are you tired, sir?"

"I've been sitting in seclusion for thousands of years. How could I be tired just after coming out?"

"If you're not tired, you can try the sofa I bought in the Heavenly Demon Realm a few days ago. I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

What is all this mess?

Venerable Wuxiang was about to refuse.

But one of the disciples had already put the straw into his mouth.

"You bastard! How dare you be so rude to me?"

Is this milk tea?

babble~
Before he could wake up from the sweet ocean,
Suddenly I felt my body go limp, as if my butt was sucked by something, and I fell backwards uncontrollably.

hiss?
Is this a sofa?

Looking at the borderline Fu Liji in his hand, he took two big sips of milk tea and sat down hard again.

Now Venerable Wuxiang has only one question to ask.

What is the meaning of my thousand years of hard practice?

"Come, Master, let me light a cigarette for you and then slowly explain to you the recent changes in the Spiritual Continent."

"Venerable Master, you said you've lived your entire life for the sect. Now it's time to live for yourself. Master, please take another puff."

"As the saying goes, learning without thinking leads to failure, thinking without learning leads to danger, and neither learning nor thinking leads to boredom. Come on, let's smoke two at once, it's powerful!"

Venerable Wuxiang fell silent.

Although these disciples pulled him into the sea because they were afraid of being punished.

But since I have no chance of becoming an immortal, why can't I enjoy myself?
(End of this chapter)