Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it
Chapter 191 Life Advice: Take the Civil Service Exam
Chapter 191 Life Advice: Take the Civil Service Exam
In fact, Xu Shilin knew very well that her actions were like hitting a rock with an egg.
The Western Regions is the world of Buddhists. It is extremely difficult to rescue my mother who is imprisoned in the Demon-Slaying Tower here.
Before, I had been lying to myself, saying that the old beast Huiwu was only at the fusion stage, and as long as I worked hard, there might be hope.
But now this lie has been ruthlessly exposed by a monk.
"Are you here just to laugh at me and attack me? If so, congratulations, you've done it. You can kill me or chop me up as you please."
Xu Shilin stretched out her hands, signaling Xuanzang that he could start.
"At worst, you can lock me up in the Demon-Slaying Tower too. Then I can still see my mother."
"Uh"
After hesitating for a moment, Xuanzang continued to attack mercilessly.
"Amitabha, actually, it's like this. The space inside the Demon Subduing Tower might be a little different from what you imagine. If you're locked up there, you'll probably never meet your mother again."
"Then I'll die in there!"
“You can’t die even if you want to.”
"I'm committing suicide! Is it okay to commit suicide?"
"You can't commit suicide either. Only when you completely forget all the worries of the mortal world will the Demon Subduing Tower spit you out."
Xu Shilin:
"Don't look at me like that, benefactor. Monks don't tell lies. I'm telling the truth."
I@#¥!
Not
Is this stupid monk sick?
He is clearly here to arrest me, but now that I have surrendered, he is not in a hurry to catch me. What's the point of him just nagging here and messing up his own mentality?
"Actually, I have a plan that will help you save your mother successfully."
"Haha." Xu Shilin sneered: "My mother is a demon, and you are a monk. Will you side with me?"
"What happened to the demon?"
Xuanzang's expression was calm as he turned the Buddhist beads in his hand.
"I know everything that happened back then. Your mother didn't do anything evil after coming to the Western Regions from Snake Island. On the contrary, she practiced medicine and saved lives everywhere to accumulate merit for herself. She is a good demon, better than most humans. Such a good demon should not be imprisoned in the Demon Subduing Tower."
Xu Shilin looked at the wise and righteous young monk in front of her in disbelief - in the Western Regions where brainwashing was so serious, this was simply unbelievable!
"Then what are you still standing there for? Hurry up and let my mother out!"
"I am not crazy yet. If I release your mother without permission, I will probably go to jail."
"Hey! Look at what you said."
Xu Shilin stood up and patted Xuanzang's shoulder earnestly.
"Just go in, then! Didn't you say that after you forget all your worries in there, the Demon Subduing Tower will spit you out? It's perfect, so just think of it as furthering your studies!"
Xuanzang:.
"Okay, monk, I won't tease you anymore. Tell me, what should I do to save my mother?"
"If you want to rescue your mother, force may not work. You must resort to formalities."
"Wen?"
"Do you know what we Buddhists care about most?"
"what?"
"Donor, you seem to know nothing."
Xu Shilin blushed and stammered that she had been practicing in the mountains for hundreds of years and had rarely seen the world, so there were many things she didn't understand.
"I see." Xuanzang nodded. "Our Buddhist cultivation relies primarily on faith, not spiritual energy."
"Belief?"
"Yes, and the only thing that can provide a large amount of pure faith is the Fish Talisman of the Central Region Purple Gold Dynasty. It represents the orthodoxy of the human race. Not only can it provide a large amount of faith power to Buddhist practitioners, but it can also weaken them in the opposite direction."
All the great Buddhas in the Western Regions regard becoming the Imperial Master of the Purple Gold Dynasty as their lifelong pursuit.
At the same time, the Western Region is also the place most restrained by the Central Region.
"I see! You want me to steal the fish talisman?"
"The Fish Talisman cannot be stolen. It is a token of status bestowed upon officials by the Purple Gold Dynasty. If you stole it, it doesn't count."
"You want me to be an official?"
"If you're lucky, you could become the top scholar within a hundred years. Then you'll have the status to be treated with respect by Jinshan Temple. If you can ask for an imperial decree, your chances of success will be even higher."
century.
In exchange for a chance to rescue my mother.
This has a much higher success rate than hiding in the mountains and practicing for ages.
"Okay, I understand. Thank you, little monk Xuanzang!"
"No need to thank me. Buddhism teaches about cause and effect. Do you still remember the little beggar by Daming Lake?"
"You are."
"Yes, it is this poor monk. There is a divine will in the dark. Karma and retribution will come as expected. Amitabha."
After bidding farewell to Xuanzang, Xu Shilin packed up and set off. Destination—Central Region!
"No, no, no, change another batch."
Huang Wansan was holding a document in his hand, feeling somewhat helpless.
"Demon Lord, these are already the most handsome young men from the White Crane and Fox tribes."
"Change! I don't have that feeling. Let's go see the cat tribe."
There was no problem with the other characters, but after traveling all over the Ten Thousand Mountains, Jiang Chen couldn't find a perfect "Xu Xian".
The Xu Xian in his mind is the type that looks a bit effeminate.
Even if it's a female cultivator, it's fine. After all, Xu Xian doesn't necessarily have to be played by a man.
Of course, this only requires that "Xu Xian" appear weak.
While trying to stick to the original character, the personality can be completely different.
It would be best if her inner character is similar to Fu Yuechan, who is willing to fight Fahai even though she knows that Bai Suzhen is a snake demon.
Jiang Chen felt that only a Xu Xian like this was worthy of Bai Suzhen flooding Jinshan Mountain for him.
Therefore, he finally planned to combine several Legend of the White Snake series, taking the essence and removing the dross.
While making the story more suitable for the monks of the Spiritual Continent, it also creates a likable character of Xu Xian.
I was disgusted by a certain version of Xu Xian on Blue Star before. White Snake is so beautiful, so what if she is a demon?
Seriously, 99% of the men on Blue Star would wake up laughing in their dreams if they married a witch with magical powers.
And Bai Suzhen is a snake demon!
Who understands the value of the tongue demon?
A Xu Xian.
A Tang Monk.
Both of them are so outrageous that it's annoying to watch.
Maybe the audience liked this in that era, but now that we are making our own movies, as long as the general outline remains unchanged, we will naturally watch a fun drama.
However, there are no veteran actors from the academic school in the Spiritual Continent, and a person who is not Xu Xian cannot force himself to "interpret" the feeling of Xu Xian.
He also tried to force human monks or demons to perform.
As a result, whether it was the foundation-building stage or the Mahayana stage, the acting was so awkward that it was like picking one's feet.
Let’s put it this way, it’s only slightly better than 91, or even worse than Tangxin.
So Jiang Chen could only look for the natural "Xu Xian".
Final decision, recruiting actors!
Auditions!
As soon as the information about Wansan Shop was released, it caused widespread heated discussion.
[Canglan Domain White Snake Crew Recruitment Announcement:]
[Positions Recruited: Leading Actor, Special Actor (Beautiful, Terribly Ugly), Extra (Anyone Can Do It)]
[Requirement: Interview on the 8th floor of Happy Land]
Salary: 90 Lingshi per day for extras (daily pay), one boxed lunch included (special salary for lead actors will be discussed later)
[Job content: Very easy, earn money while lying down]
Soon this announcement issued by Wansan Shop aroused heated discussions in the comment section.
But most people don't like it very much.
[The Legend of the White Snake?]
【actor?】
[Only 90 Spirit Stones per day? ]
Too little
[Hey, I was initially delighted when I saw the job posting from Wansan Store, but after seeing the salary, I was disappointed. Such a big store, and the salary is so stingy?]
[That's right, I'm in the Fire Refining Valley right now. I can earn over a hundred spirit stones a day just by screwing around. It's pretty easy~]
[Why not run a food delivery? I'm a food delivery man. I fly around on my sword every day. I'm so cool~]
[What's the takeaway guy pretending to be? He behaved himself after one order was overdue.]
At this time, a delivery man who was fined for overtime and scolded by the customer broke down on the spot and started typing back:
[Screwboy, do you have the right to speak? These days, you're just sneaking in some phone time under the pretext of going to the bathroom, right? How's the furnace temperature today? Is it warm?]
I%¥#!
Another guy who was slacking off in the toilet also broke down.
'Bang bang bang! '
"Come out quickly, whoever's in there! Your five-minute bathroom break is up, get back online!"
[Hey, we're all just working hard to make a living, so stop arguing. My suggestion is to go to Niu Yishou BBQ. They're hiring cutting and preparation masters now, with swordsmen preferred.]
(End of this chapter)
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