Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it
Chapter 206: Buddhists also need to open their eyes to see the world
Chapter 206: Buddhists also need to open their eyes to see the world
Vulgar and indecent?
Everyone present here is a divine monk with sharp ears and eyes, and they can directly catch the key words from the mouth of the holy monk Wuwang.
The originally noisy main hall suddenly became as quiet as a chicken.
Everyone's eyes turned to Monk Sande.
"This"
Sande's face froze, then he coughed dryly and defended himself.
"I'm a high-ranking monk. How could I possibly possess something vulgar and indecent? This is a cell phone. Some of you monks here should have heard of it, right?"
"cell phone?"
Several monks nodded, but their expressions were not very happy:
"I heard that Wansan Shop had previously sent someone to try to open a shop in our Western Region to sell this item, but I flatly refused."
"Hmph, yes. After listening to the merchant's introduction, I know that this item will only have a negative impact and affect the faith of our believers in the Western Regions."
Ok?
Will it affect faith?
After these words were spoken, many people looked at Monk Sande with even more unfriendly expressions.
These Buddhist practitioners do not love spiritual stones but only faith, and Sande's action is undoubtedly stepping into their minefield.
Plus the prophecy just now
It is hard not to associate this calamity among the Buddhas with Monk Sande.
"Amitabha, the Buddha is compassionate and teaches that all beings are equal. How can you make such a hasty judgment about a cell phone based on your own prejudices? Let me ask you, have you ever personally played with one?"
Those eminent monks were quite honest and shook their heads one by one.
“I never played with it.”
What are you talking about if you haven't played it before?
Sande stood up, holding up his phone and introducing:
"That's it, isn't it? Let me tell you, a cell phone may be small, but it holds a lot of secrets."
"With it, even if you are meditating and chanting in your Zen room, you can still know what's happening thousands of miles away."
"Not only can you sit back and watch what's happening around you, but you can also shop on shared bikes and have things delivered to you from thousands of miles away in an instant."
Is there such a magical thing in the world?
The Holy Lord Leiyin, who was sitting in the first seat, spoke.
"San De, monks don't tell lies. Are you aware of that?"
"Holy Lord, everything Sande said is true. If you don't believe me, I can demonstrate it on the spot."
"Okay, then you can show it to us."
Sande didn't waste any time and directly unlocked and opened Douyin.
A fairy wearing devil horns appeared on the screen in a split position.
Oh open!
The monks narrowed their eyes, but before they could comment, a warrior monk named Sanzang, with half his chest exposed, immediately stood up and shouted angrily.
"In broad daylight, this witch actually blatantly seduced our holy Buddhist monks! Sande! Quickly release this witch and watch me subdue her!"
"Can you please stop being such a jerk?" Sande retorted directly, "He has over eight million followers on Douyin, and you're so naive that you think you can defeat him?"
"What nonsense!"
The monk Sanzang turned and looked at the Holy Lord Leiyin:
"Holy Lord, please see clearly! Sande has clearly been bewitched by the alluring beauty of this enchantress. His heart has been clouded, and he has clearly lost his mind!"
"You're the one who's lost your mind! Your whole family has lost their minds! I was kind enough to demonstrate it to you, and you're still scolding me?"
"Holy Lord! Sande, he... he's telling lies!"
"You scolded me first! I'm telling you, I'm also a King of Glory player. If I really wanted to scold you, you would have been defeated long ago!"
Seeing that the two people were about to fight on the spot, the Holy Lord Leiyin had no choice but to persuade them.
"Sanzang, that was clearly just a video without any spiritual energy. Don't be impulsive."
A monk expressed doubts:
"Is it an image?"
"I don't know. It was too fast and I couldn't see clearly."
"I am old and my eyesight is dim. I just saw it passing by and didn't see it clearly."
"San De, how about you show us again?"
"Yes, we need to take a closer look before we can make a conclusion."
"it is good!"
Sande opened his phone again and showed the fairy again.
"Well, there is indeed no spiritual energy fluctuation."
"If you look closely, the horns on the top of the head are not natural. They look like props deliberately worn on the head."
"You know what, after putting on this horn, I did feel a little uneasy."
"Yes, I suddenly want to subdue demons and monsters."
"San De, these socks are particularly strange. Bring your phone closer so I can take a closer look."
Seeing the monks like this, Sanzang became even more indignant!
"What are you doing? You still want to look closely at a demon woman wearing such revealing clothes? Where is her true form? I'm going to subdue her! Let's see what kind of demon she really is!"
Tsk!
Many monks glared at Sanzang with dissatisfaction.
I'm enjoying the show, why are you making such a fuss?
Sande even directly attacked Sanzang:
"I'm telling you, someone like Sanzang wouldn't survive more than two days outside the Western Regions! Female cultivators in the Tianyao and Canglan regions are all about dress freely. Fairies can dress however they please, but you're discriminating against them based solely on their attire. Do you understand? You keep calling them demon girls, but have you ever seen them transform into demons with your own eyes?" "Haha." Sanzang sneered, "Can a woman dressed like that be a proper female cultivator? She must be a demon seducing male cultivators!"
"No, don't you also show off your arms? And your biceps? You show more than the fairy. Why don't you just say that you are a monster seducing female cultivators? You define other people's race based on your own imagination. How despicable and disgusting!"
Three burials:? ? ?
"How can they be the same? I'm a monk! And I'm a male cultivator, and they're women! That posture is clearly meant to seduce male cultivators!"
"I'm telling you. Look everyone, he's discriminating against female monks. Not only does he discriminate against their gender, he also discriminates against their profession. What's so great about you monks? You monks can show your arms, but others can't show their legs?"
"The Buddha said that all beings are equal. Do you take the Buddha's words to heart?"
"A monk who doesn't take the Buddha's teachings to heart can be considered a Buddhist practitioner? I think you are clearly a demon monk!"
Monks:
hiss?
Don't say it.
You really don’t want to say that.
According to Sande's theory, it seems that Sanzang really didn't take what the Buddha said to heart?
Seeing that the hall had quieted down, Sande added in a gentle voice.
"Everyone, I'm not criticizing Sanzang, but with his temper, he calls himself a witch when he opens his mouth and closes his mouth when he closes his mouth. He's not a decent female cultivator. He could be beaten to death outside! Beaten to death, you know? It's really scary!"
Then Sande informed them about the serious consequences of gender discrimination and racial discrimination in the world today.
He also gave examples of the nine major shops in Tianyao Territory.
"Especially the Tianyao Territory and Canglan Territory, which are the places with the most equal social status in the Spiritual Qi Continent!"
"Everyone there is like a dragon, and female cultivators hold up half the sky. Even the vendors on the street have the same status as the Saint Son and the Saint Daughter. Everyone eats in the same restaurant, and there is no distinction between high and low."
“When you queue up to buy milk tea at a store, even if you are a Mahayana master, you must come first, and you cannot cut in line.”
"If you dare to bully others by taking advantage of your power, they will film you and report you by real name. Then you'll be completely finished!"
so serious?
The main thing is that while Sande was speaking, he also found examples from Douyin to show them to prove that what he said was true.
After listening to Sande's introduction, the Thunder Sound Saint nodded solemnly:
"It seems we should thank Sande for explaining the changes in the Heavenly Demon Realm and the Canglan Realm to us. Otherwise, if we rashly set foot in the Heavenly Demon Realm without restraint, we would be in great danger."
"Right?"
Sande said proudly.
"You guys are just too closed-minded and unwilling to accept new things from the outside world. If you keep going like this, you will sooner or later be eliminated by the tide of the new era. What's the saying on Douyin? Open your eyes and see the world. Yes, you old guys just don't want to open your eyes and see the world."
Saint Lord Leiyin nodded thoughtfully.
"Alright, you all must remember Sande's words. I don't want your words and actions to offend the Heavenly Demon Realm cultivators in the future."
"Minefield." Sande said.
"Yes!" Saint Lord Leiyin continued, "Minefield! I don't want you to come into contact with the minefields of the Heavenly Demon Territory cultivators after leaving the Western Territory. Do you understand?"
"We understand."
Master Zhenyu withdrew his gaze from Sande's phone with an unsatisfied look.
"Do you still want to watch this phone?"
Arhat Jingchen was afraid that Saint Lord Leiyin would not let him watch, so he said immediately.
"Of course we have to keep watching. Didn't Sande say that we have to open our eyes and see the world?"
"Hmm." Thunder Sound Saint Lord nodded: "That makes sense. We should continue watching."
"Can I change to another fairy?"
"Yes, our Buddha hearts need to go through many aspects of tempering and change a batch."
"I want to see fairies who don't wear stockings."
"Are there any fairies with bare feet?"
"Yes, yes, that's it. Pause the screen! Zoom in. I need to savor the changes brought about by the development of the times."
Well?
The more people watched, the more excited they became.
Thinking of so many tricks?
How come there is still live broadcast?
After thousands of years of hard training in the Western Regions, they had never even heard of such bran, let alone eaten it.
It took the Spiritual Continent so long to develop and upgrade its tactics to this level.
These monks did not go through any transition and faced the ultimate challenge of the version right away, and they got excited in an instant.
As batch after batch of high-quality fairies continued to appear on Douyin, even the iron-hearted Sanzang's eyes changed.
Their charm, no, it cannot be called charm, otherwise you would define them as "charming men", and this kind of behavior will be subject to cyberbullying.
I should say that their outfits, expressions and movements are all more amazing than each other.
"stop!"
A holy monk swallowed his saliva and turned away reluctantly.
"Change the type. Fairy can't watch it anymore. Didn't you say that this Douyin has many functions?"
Looking at the Buddha again, my heart was shaken.
"Okay, then I'll show you some other stuff, like live PK shows, selling goods, and hosts teaching people how to make pills and weapons. Oh, and let's take a look at the latest trending searches first."
When it comes to hot searches, Sande becomes excited.
"Let me tell you, these trending searches are something cultivators must check every day. Even though you and I have been deducing this for a month, just by looking at the trending searches, within a minute you can understand all the major events that have happened in the Spiritual Qi Continent in that month."
So amazing?
At this time, there was no doubt about the Three Virtues in the eyes of these holy monks, only curiosity about the hot search.
(End of this chapter)
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