Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it
Chapter 68 Wait, the style is wrong!
Chapter 68 Wait, the style is wrong!
Say we can't do it?
The male cultivators of Chunyang Palace naturally disagreed with such remarks!
"what!"
One by one, they shouted loudly and their clothes burst open, showing off their muscles that were as sharp as if they were carved by axes and knives!
You do a rear biceps flex, he does a side chest flex, and I'll do a crab pose.
The exploding scent of male hormones instantly ignited the female cultivators present, causing bursts of exclamations.
The vulgar words spoken by many female cultivators made the male cultivators look at them sideways.
"Well, it's really not possible. My best friend said that muscular men can't last long."
“But it must be exciting!”
"Hey, sister, you know a lot. It would be great if you could elaborate."
"No way, they really can't do it? I think these male cultivators from Chunyang Palace are quite beasts."
"Oh, what beasts? Let me tell you this, these men in Chunyang Palace cultivate their yang energy to the fullest and spend a lot of time and energy on physical training every day. How can they have the energy to toss around in bed?"
"Hiss? Sister, you have a point."
"Thank you, sister. Next time I look for a Taoist partner, I will avoid muscular men."
"Actually, there's nothing wrong with normal muscular men. It's mainly because the Pure Yang Palace's body training is too extreme, which makes their performance in bed really terrible."
"Plus, they never get close to women. If they meet those girls from the Ca Nu Sect, it's normal that they can't stand it."
Listen to the words blown by the wind.
The male cultivator from Chunyang Palace, who had been demonstrating his moves continuously, froze up, and finally the tears that had been swirling in his eyes couldn't help but flow out.
"Wow! Venerable Yuepao, you, the Ca Nu Sect, are bullying our Chunyang Palace too much!"
"What's wrong? Not convinced? If not, then prove it! I won't allow you to demonstrate live with my female cultivators from the Cainu Sect. Just let your disciples find a random video that's borderline irrelevant and lecture you in public. If your silver spear wax tips can last three minutes, I lose!"
"Are you even talking like a human being? Trying to persuade people in public? I've got the guts to have a real fight between you and the female cultivators of the Ca Nu Sect and us!"
"Bah, you're dreaming!"
It seemed that the two groups were about to continue their verbal battles and showed no intention of taking action.
The audience was already beginning to feel dissatisfied, and some even started to urge loudly.
What kind of plane?
For this battle, many people came from far away.
Although it is interesting for them to expose and slander each other now, it is not the bloody battle they expect.
Is this not?
At least half of the monks at the scene were secretly recording the video.
The purpose is to be the weirdo at the scene, post on Douyin, and take the first bite of human blood steamed bun.
So why are you delaying the fight?
Jiang Chen also frowned.
“This scene.”
He had vaguely felt that something was wrong since he arrived here, but he couldn't tell exactly what it was.
Seeing the crowd was somewhat excited.
Venerable Yuepao and Chiyangzi no longer hesitated, looked at each other, and then took a step forward together.
The spiritual energy around suddenly boiled!
Space collapses!
The earth cracked!
The aura belonging to the Mahayana master broke through the clouds, as if telling the world that although the world is vast, Mahayana is supreme!
Many monks who urged the two to start the battle quickly turned pale, feeling as if their bodies would be shattered in the next second, and their souls were trembling!
Did I just go crazy?
Is this a Mahayana master?
How could a mere casual cultivator like me cross the line at will?
Even if you are slapped to death, no one will seek justice for you!
Even the cultivators in the Fusion and Tribulation Crossing stages did not dare to be arrogant at this time. They retreated one after another, leaving enough space for the two venerables to fight.
Just when the situation was tense and a war was about to break out.
Chi Yangzi suddenly adjusted the phone in front of him.
"My fellow Daoists, please use your lucky hands to follow and like this post. I have already initiated a PK connection with the Demon Sect Master on the other side!"
"If the likes reach one million, I'll give the other person a Pure Yang Palm! Thank you all for your support!"
【? ? ? 】
[I thought you were going to be so handsome, but I thought you were going to poop on me.]
[No, Venerable, can you be right?]
[Livestreaming routines are evolving so quickly these days? Isn't your pre-roll a bit too long?]
【What the hell, is this a mistake?】
[I came here to see the bloodshed, and you want me to give you a thumbs up?]
[Damn, you old liar, I waited so long in your live studio! ]
[No, Old Deng, how dare you toy with us like this?!] [Fuck! I even missed Fairy Shen Youchu's live broadcast today to watch the battle between good and evil!]
That being said, the number of people online in the live broadcast room began to soar and was about to exceed 100 million.
Even if only one percent of people like it, the efficiency is still very impressive.
Venerable Yuepao on the other side was also not idle.
Because of his persona as a life mentor, there are more people in the live broadcast room, and there are many powerful big brothers.
The live broadcast words of Master Yuepao made Jiang Chen look sideways again and again.
"Those who have money can support the front court, and those who don't have money can support the personal court. Thank you to the Huayun Sect Master for sending 10 rockets. Brother Master is so handsome!"
“Everyone please follow and like it!”
"If they get a sports car, I'll use a talisman on them. If they get a private jet, I'll use a sword formation. If they get a carnival, I'll use the Ca Nu Cult's signature aphrodisiac palm!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, everyone, work harder, we're already three million contribution points ahead of the other team, let's break through ten million!"
"The gifts never stop, the battle never stops!"
"Once the gifts stop, the relationship returns to zero!"
"Want to see dancing? No problem!"
"A Douyin number one, I'm dancing live!"
"During the ten carnivals, I will lead the elders of my Ca Nu Sect in the Fusion Stage to dance together!"
Wow!
The live broadcast room of Master Yuepao was instantly covered with countless gift special effects.
"Brilliant!"
Jiang Chen was speechless, a whole mullet roe.
As a Blue Star person, I didn’t even understand the live broadcast script!
Grass!
I should have thought of it earlier!
Since Chunyang Palace and the Cainu Sect are at war, the other sects can't just stand by and watch, right?
Apparently, they had already informed all the major sects about the script in advance.
The circle is for those second- and third-rate sects and independent cultivators in the live broadcast room who are unaware of the inside story.
"However, this Venerable Yuepao is indeed from the Ca Nu Sect. The atmosphere of this live broadcast is really impeccable."
In comparison, Chi Yangzi, who only knew how to follow and like posts, fell into the lowest category.
The live broadcast effects of the two cannot be said to be very different, but at least there is a world of difference.
On the other side, Chi Yangzi was peeking at the live broadcast room of Master Yue Pao through another mobile phone, his eyes wide open.
In my live broadcast room, a few old friends gave me some hot air balloons and other things.
Most of them are scolding him!
They are all liars, so why don’t these people curse the devil of the Ca Nu Sect?
"Damn it, I heard that the live broadcast room can set a certain contribution value before speaking. I'll study it next time."
Chi Yangzi grunted as he made plans.
"Want to scold me? Fine, you have to give me gifts first!"
Just when Jiang Chen felt that in this online PK, Chi Yangzi was simply a loser who was only a runner-up and was scolded.
The reversal comes again.
Upon receiving the gift, Venerable Yuepao immediately wielded the Chixiao Sword and attacked Chiyangzi.
The latter shouted loudly and took out a heart-protecting mirror.
The attack of the Scarlet Sky Sword was instantly blocked, and at the same time, the flying sword turned around and attacked Venerable Yuepao.
The latter had to frantically resist for a while.
Seeing this, Jiang Chen couldn't help but shook his head.
"This acting is even poor. It seems that Venerable Yuepao is only suitable for live broadcasts. If he wants to act, he has to be the apology blogger of Blue Star or the Jade Disease. That's what is so lifelike."
On the other side, Chi Yangzi, who had successfully blocked an attack, patted his chest in fear.
He pretended to glance at the screen and explained.
"Eh? I saw someone asking what item I just sacrificed that was able to block the attack of Venerable Yuepao?"
【? ? ? 】
【Who among us asked you? 】
[Lao Deng, did Venerable Yuepao give you cataracts?]
[Is your brain scattered? ]
[All these comments are directed at you, okay?]
(End of this chapter)
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