Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 176 Konoha Super IP: Uzumaki Naruto (4K)

Konohamaru blinked, confused by Naruto's reaction.

"boom!"

The next moment, Naruto punched the tip of his head, leaving a small bump.

"It hurts...Naruto-nii! What are you doing?!"

Just as Konohamaru was about to explode, he saw Naruto's resentful eyes, and then he noticed Sakura laughing beside him.

"Brother Naruto..."

Naruto quickly controlled his expression and said to Konohamaru unhappily, "You couldn't even dodge my punch. Have you been neglecting your training recently?"

This cannot be blamed entirely on Konohamaru. Naruto's punch clearly did not have any murderous intent. If it was really a fatal punch, Konohamaru would probably be able to react.

"No, Naruto-nii, no, Master, I have been working hard on practicing the Rasengan recently!"

Naruto shook his head: "A true genius would have already started practicing Flying Thunder God at your age. It seems that you are still too lax and not at all motivated."

"Well, please spare this afternoon and I'll give you some guidance."

After hearing this, Konohamaru frowned and said, "Ah..."

He was in a dilemma, as he was still trying to seize the time to interview Naruto and publish a Konoha Daily.

As an excellent reporter, Konohamaru recently "keenly" discovered a new trend in the village, in terms of news.

This trend is not surprising, that is: whenever the news is related to Naruto, the sales speed of newspapers will increase twice as fast as before!
In addition, the traffic of news related to Naruto is much greater than that of ordinary news. For example, when it comes to village affairs, the traffic of [Konoha Foundation] is far greater than that of [Daimyo visiting a foreign country].

Naruto is now a hot commodity for people in the newspaper office. If anyone can interview Naruto himself, he will probably become famous on the spot.

So at this time, Konohamaru's transcendent status was highlighted. Although he had never written short essays such as "My Hokage Grandpa" and "My Future Hokage Master", the newspaper still gave Konohamaru the highest attention.

That's why he made a big promise to the editor-in-chief of the newspaper today, that he would get an exclusive interview with Naruto in the next two days. If he didn't get it, he would not be a ninja!
It can be said that I have understood the essence of bragging.

As if he could see Konohamaru's embarrassment, Naruto asked, "Why? Do you really have something to do this afternoon?"

Konohamaru smiled bitterly and told Naruto about his current predicament.

"I see..." Naruto felt a little amused. He himself had never thought that one day he could contribute to the village's GDP in this way.

It seems that the plan to connect the village to the Internet has to be put on the agenda quickly. After I retire, I will start a live broadcast, give some advice on the country and the politics of the ninja world, and then wait for the harvest.

Oh, and by the way, underage ninjas cannot give tips.

Thinking of this, Naruto nodded with satisfaction, thinking that he really had a very fulfilling life.

"Ahem...it's almost noon. Come with me to have some fun and then head to the training ground right after lunch."

"Then, Naruto-nii-san..."

"Wait for me to check your progress in cultivation. If I'm satisfied, I'll accept your interview."

Naruto patted Konohamaru's shoulder and said that he would treat everyone to Ichiraku Ramen at noon today.

"Sakura, are you coming too?"

Sakura waved her hand: "No, I'm going to hand over the matter of forming a new class to Lady Tsunade."

"Row."

Naruto and Konohamaru soon arrived at Ichiraku Noodle House. When Ayame saw Naruto, she quickly invited him to take a seat.

"Naruto-kun, it's been ages since you've visited!"

"Yeah, two big bowls of barbecued pork here."

The uncle also came out, smiling happily: "Here I come! Naruto, take a look at the new coupons our store has made recently!"

He wiped his hand on his uniform and pulled a rectangular card from his pocket.

Naruto took it and looked at it. It had a picture of a boy with a pineapple head sticking out his tongue and giving a thumbs-up. Next to it was a note saying, "Use this coupon to enjoy a 20% discount~"

"Business genius..." Naruto muttered softly, then smiled awkwardly and said, "Uncle, is the person on this ticket of yours me?"

"Of course! I named this coupon 'Naruto Coupon'. As long as you spend money and check in at the store for seven days, you can get a 'Naruto Coupon'."

Sure, sure. When your small shop becomes a franchise for the whole ninja world, I will sue you for copyright infringement. You will be so scared that you will be paralyzed... Wait, it seems that there is no court in the ninja world.

Well, even if there is a court, it won’t work. Ichiraku Otsutsuki is not someone I can afford to offend.

Naruto calmly put the 'Naruto Coupon' into his pocket, looked at the uncle, slurped his lips and thought about whether there was any room for development of his 'Konoha Super IP'.

This is all wasted money.

It’s not that Naruto is short of money, he just wants to enjoy the pleasure of making money.

Thinking of this, Naruto couldn't help but recall Boss Ma's words "I'm not interested in money" and almost spit out insults.

“Slurp, slurp—”

After eating and drinking their fill, and chatting with the uncle and Changpu for a while, the two set off for the martial arts training ground.

Konohamaru stood in front of the wooden stake, his expression a little nervous.

He has not been Naruto's apprentice for too long, and Naruto has only taught him Shadow Clone and Rasengan so far, saying that these two moves are enough for him at this stage.

And unlike the original work, Naruto's teaching is very detailed, so detailed that there are simplified and normal versions of the training methods for each stage.

The simplified version is the tricky training method used by Naruto in the original work, such as making the water ball explode in the first stage, and repeatedly scratching the water ball with one hand to help disrupt the flow of chakra.

The Rasengan cultivated in this way is at the level of the young Naruto in the original work. The advantage is that it produces results quickly, but the disadvantage is that it requires the assistance of a shadow clone to condense the Rasengan, which is not solid enough.

The normal version is to complete all tasks with one hand, but doing so requires extremely high chakra control.

However, once you master it, you can instantly cast Rasengan like Naruto now and Minato in the original work, with a higher upper limit and a flowing and cool look.

After weighing the pros and cons, Konohamaru decisively chose the normal version, mainly because he was impressed by the final effect described by Naruto.

"What stage are we at now?"

“In the second phase, I felt like I was almost there.”

"Really? I thought you were already at the third stage?"

Naruto vaguely remembered that Konohamaru seemed to be able to condense the Rasengan with both hands a long time ago?

Konohamaru explained, "I was able to advance to the third stage using the simplified version before, but not the normal version."

"I see." Naruto gestured for Konohamaru to take out the ball and let him do it again in front of him.

Konohamaru did as he was told, and he could see that uneven marks began to appear on the surface of the ball, and it was beginning to teeter on the edge of breaking.

"Uhhhhhh!!"

Konohamaru increased his strength, but the ball's resilience seemed to exceed the limit of the destructive force Konohamaru could muster.

Finally, he let out a long breath with a look of disappointment on his face. In order to perform in front of Naruto, he had tried his best this time, but he always felt that he was still one step away from taking that crucial step.

"Konohamaru, come here for a moment."

Seeing Naruto waving at him, Konohamaru ran over, then Naruto took out a pen and drew a small spiral on the palm of his hand.

"Brother Naruto?" Konohamaru looked puzzled. Naruto smiled and said, "Your chakra isn't focused enough; it's a bit scattered, which will reduce the power of the Rasengan. Also, you need to make the chakra flow more chaotic."

It was not an easy challenge for Konohamaru to be both chaotic and focused, and to complete it with one hand.

"When you gather your chakra later, empty your mind and body, leaving only this mark on your palm. It should help you focus."

"Yes! Naruto-nii!"

Konohamaru is full of fighting spirit, and every time he receives instruction from Naruto, he feels his blood boiling.

The miracles that Naruto created over the years have given Konohamaru's guidance a golden touch, which always makes the latter excited.

Time passed quickly, Konohamaru practiced all the way until sunset, and Naruto also watched the sunset.

His teaching method is different from Jiraiya's. Jiraiya's teaching method is a bit Buddhist. He only teaches you the tricks and lets you figure out the rest slowly on your own.

But Naruto is different. Having received nine years of compulsory education, he naturally takes charge of all the details of education himself.

As long as he has time to teach his apprentice, he will take care of every detail, and after each session, Naruto will assign homework to Konohamaru.

Each of these educational methods has its own merits, but it must be said that Konohamaru is making rapid progress.

By the final moment, he was already able to burst one or two balls occasionally, and had completely passed the second stage of training, which he would be able to complete in two days.

"Alright Konohamaru, that's all for today."

Naruto waved again, and Konohamaru ran over excitedly. Now Naruto brother should have no reason to refuse my interview, right?

"Naruto-nii, how did I perform today?"

"Yes, you've made steady progress, but you can't be too proud of yourself for having passed the second stage. After all, condensing the Rasengan with one hand is the beginning of this stage."

"Even when that day comes, we can't relax, because the Rasengan will have to incorporate changes in the nature of the chakra. After all, the Rasengan is only a semi-finished product."

Naruto spoke very logically and Konohamaru nodded repeatedly. He was already used to his master's concluding remarks after training.

"So, can I interview you, Naruto-nii?"

Konohamaru looked at him expectantly, but Naruto said seriously, "Tomorrow, I have an appointment tonight."

"Ah..." Konohamaru's expression dropped for a moment, but he soon realized something.

"Boss, are you going on a date with Sakura-san tonight?"

Boss… Naruto was a little amused by Konohamaru’s sudden change of address, but he remained unchanged on the surface and said calmly, “Children should not ask about adult matters.”

"But Naruto-kun, you're not much older than me..." Konohamaru muttered softly.

"Heh, age isn't the only thing that determines the ninja's status in this world... let's go."

Naruto waved goodbye to Konohamaru and turned to leave.

……

night.

After a tiring day, Naruto first went home to eat, then took a shower to make sure his mouth and body were fresh and had no odor.

Then, Naruto opened the wardrobe and picked out the casual clothes inside, and then found that these casual clothes were not as good-looking as his sportswear.

"It has to be the classic skin of Young Naruto..."

Naruto zipped up his zipper all the way and suddenly realized that his dressing habits and tastes were beginning to resemble those of Naruto himself.

"Is it because my soul has been in contact with the original body for a long time, so my living habits have been assimilated..."

Naruto didn't think much about it, walked out of the room and headed towards Sakura's house.

the other side.

Haruno Zhao was a little anxious tonight.

The reason was simple. Today he found out that his precious daughter ran home and searched through several sets of clothes to change into, and then borrowed lipstick from Haruno Meibuki!

"Sure enough, she's going on a date tonight..."

The old father is not an old feudalist, and it is said that his daughter has a good relationship with the famous Uzumaki Naruto. After all, such a big man is a good match for his daughter.

But...

Recently, some rumors about Uchiha Sasuke suddenly began to spread in the village.

Many people say that Uchiha Sasuke has now become a rebel ninja of Konoha, and this guy named Sasuke was very close to his daughter before!
Although it wasn't strange for students in the same class to be close to each other, every time he heard these rumors, he couldn't help but worry about his daughter, fearing that she was having an affair with Sasuke.

Sakura's abnormal reaction tonight instantly increased her father's anxiety.

"Sakura...who are you going to meet tonight?"

Haruno Zhao asked casually. Sakura in the room listened and said casually, "I'm going to meet a friend tonight."

"Friend? Is it Ino? I think I just looked for her the day before yesterday..."

Haruno Zhao was talking incoherently, and Sakura was a little impatient. She ignored her father and concentrated on fixing her hairstyle.

The biggest difference in aesthetics between the time-traveling Sakura and the original Sakura is their preferences in hairstyles.

In the original novel, Sakura got used to having short hair after experiencing the battle in the Forest of Death, but the time-traveling Sakura did not have this experience and was more accustomed to having long hair.

There is no other reason, there are fewer ways to style short hair, while long hair can obviously have more diverse hairstyles.

For example, tonight, she was debating whether to wear her hair in pigtails like she always did, or let it hang loose like young Hinata.

Different hairstyles modify the face shape differently and also affect the personal style.

What kind of style should my date with Naruto tonight be...

Sakura was not only lost in memories, but also couldn't help but recall what Naruto had said to her during the day.

"Heartbeat speeds up, pupils dilate."

So I really like this guy, right?
Sakura originally thought that she would never fall in love with this pervert. Before crossing over, she had many preconceived notions about her future partner.

But after meeting this man, all these conditions seemed to be ignored, or in other words, no longer important.

"Love is really unreasonable..."

Sakura decided to put her hair up with a hairpin and changed into a kimono.

Just use the goldfish hairpin that Naruto bought for her.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk."

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Haruno Zhao was startled and jumped up, his heart pounding!
"Who?"

He roared, then heard Naruto's voice.

"It's me, uncle."

After hearing this, Haruno Zhao's expression began to struggle again.

(End of this chapter)