In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love

Chapter 14: Only the sober ones are alone

It's a pity that within ten minutes at most, Huang Yongjian, who lost the support of the main force, ran back in a hurry.

Of course, he is not returning in defeat. Song Huifang made an appointment with him to have breakfast with him tomorrow morning...

This scene started in front of the boys' dormitory door. When someone saw him, his face was full of joy, which was exchanged for endless boos from the boys!

So much so that in front of the building, in the corridor, and until he went upstairs, the whole process was filled with boys sticking their heads out and yelling weirdly.

It's just a common young couple on college campuses who successfully confessed their love.

How could it be such a sensation?

The entire building was even booing and screaming, and even echoed from the girls' dormitory in the distance!

Shouldn't this kind of vulgar thing happen only in higher vocational colleges, not in 211 universities like this?
It’s probably less than a week since school started!
This animal moves too fast.

It felt like that girl stepped into campus and became someone else's girlfriend without even seeing the house number.

And it didn’t cost anything!

Of course, from a girl's perspective, this is too romantic.

Witnessed by hundreds of boys and girls, the generous and decent person is considered a "new school idol" and has received the help of so many boys.

Perhaps for most ordinary girls, this is the most romantic and sweet scene in their lives.

There were definitely more people who envied that girl that night than Huang Yongjian.

Before it’s time to turn off the lights, various videos with titles such as “Campus Assists Romance”, “Campus Good Gay Friend, One Quilt”, “Lightning Love in which a Man Silently Tears a Woman, Is It the Morality of College Students or the Destruction of Humanity?” have begun to be posted online. spread!

This is a super comprehensive university with various related departments such as the School of Fine Arts, the School of Art, the School of Communication, and the School of Film. It has a variety of talents of 60,000 to 70,000 students.

The first-time videos of girls and boys have been widely circulated in various classes and school groups.

There must be relevant personnel to quickly edit and edit videos from several different angles, and then publish them on their own accounts to attract fans.

After being taken care of by professional hands, the rhythm is very exquisite.

First, the dark crowd came over like a gang murdering someone, full of drama;
Then the solitary "handsome guy" stepped forward and his back was followed by a group of sneaky figures behind him. Of course, these were all taken by boys.

Immediately I went upstairs to take a bird's-eye view. There were three people in the situation, but suddenly a handsome young man came over and took a few words to clear the place...

When the camera of the two people stayed at different angles, they showed a close-up of the boy waving from behind.

Immediately, another group of boys went over to "stuff flowers", but the highlight was the close-up of the boy's surprised expression that the flowers were there.

And the girl next to him smiled so brightly that her eyes were filled with stars.

In the end, the girls screamed loudly, and the boys shouted in unison: "As long as you are happy, don't worry about our sorrows." After exiting, the girls continued their sorrows...

The boy even chased his brothers within "a few seconds".

The entire 20 to 30 seconds of several videos, with different emphases, different rhythms, and different highlights, all highlight the entire process.

The boys' continuous pick-and-rolls, assists, and heckles, and the girls' protection, envy, and happiness are all the youthful atmosphere that people miss so much.

There is a version that also uses the Internet song "Little Happy" as the background accompaniment:
"Look, the puppy is barking, the leaves are laughing, and the wind is whispering

It’s better to enjoy the vague romance for a second..."

How fitting!

In short, with the spread of mobile Internet, it quickly went viral.

The female client happily sent several versions to her boyfriend, and asked him to keep them in a coquettish way!
Huang Yongjian forwarded it to the roommate group and thanked everyone sincerely: "Viagra, I don't have anything to say. Starting tomorrow, a month's lunches will be mine. If I can make it tomorrow, the breakfasts for a week will be my tribute to my three adoptive fathers. "

Both Zhou Linpeng and Shi Liang were immersed in their heroic appearance in public, and they tried their best to forward it to their former high school, junior high school, and elementary school groups. In exchange, they received a lot of sincere envy and adoration than the mention of Rolls-Royce, and they said um um um.

Only Zi Xiaowei wore headphones and listened and watched the version of "Little Happy" over and over again. He couldn't help but take off his headphones and commented: "These professionals in Gouri can impress people with their skills...ah?"

In his opinion, this is all done by experts who use their proficient skills and talents to impress the audience without emotion.

It's just a product. This is the same as when he was doing education and training, he was skilled at selling course content.

The language, speaking speed, intonation, and writing that sound full of emotion are actually all techniques, but if you are familiar with them...

When I reacted, I just told my three rather immature roommates what to do.

I am used to being considerate: "Forget it, as long as you are happy, but you have to realize that this is a huge change in life. This is not a player's family. The cost of dating is still quite high. You can discuss it with your girlfriend more and look at the family's finances. According to the situation, should I pay more for living expenses, or work-study by myself?"

what? !

The snoring monster, who was still in a huge trance, was confused.

The other two people looked on and were shocked, yes, Viagra was right, the bouquet that was paid for today alone was more than 30 yuan, and with the milk tea, it could last for two days!
Falling in love is expensive.

terrible!
No wonder people who are sober are all alone, Viagra is really wise!
Huang Yongjian may have finally gained some sense at this time: "Then... what should I pay attention to most? Even the handsomeness they say is something you helped me improvise in the past two days. Will your true colors be revealed sooner or later?"

Zi Xiaowei put his hands behind his head and looked up at the closed top of the bed curtain: "It doesn't matter. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Her subjective feelings will be different when she sees you. In fact, the most important thing you should pay attention to is to maintain emotional stability. This is The most important emotional value for girls, stability under any circumstances, think about it, I fell asleep, oh, remember facial exercises, this is very important."

Anyway, that night, Huang Yongjian stayed up almost all night. In addition to sticking his tongue out and chatting with his girlfriend on the mobile phone, he even went to the balcony to make phone calls when his love was getting stronger.

That's okay, although I was awakened once by the sound of getting out of bed and going out, compared to wandering around in the sound of snoring all night, this was already a staged victory.

Zi Xiaowei slept contentedly.

But even so, early the next morning, the couple still forced themselves to go to the cafeteria for a breakfast date, and then went to the classroom together.

Accepted the onlookers of almost the entire school department!

Senior sisters and brothers kept coming to the door of the classroom to poke their heads in.

Then you can catch the only couple sitting together at a glance.

The main reason is that she is young. The light makeup that Student Song put on may have been the limit of collective operation in the girls' dormitory. She looked fuller and more agile than yesterday.

Huang Yongjian finally learned the composure of Dian Shiliang without being as gloomy and hidden as Zi Xiaowei.

The well-matched young couple insisted on being the zoo's signboard and quite enjoyed it.

Because almost all the girls did not hide their envy, peeking at the whole process, and then whispering to each other.

The boys are fully aware of how happy it is to fall in love, and a child like Huang Yongjian from the county town can change his appearance and reach the top of his life.

Me too!
It will take another three days or so. At least the hundreds of first-year boys in the Department of Agriculture will dress up like a spring breeze overnight!

She has a small hair style and wears youthful and fashionable online store hot styles.

Anyway, it’s all based on Huang Yongjian’s several sets of clothes and hairstyles.

Even though there were a lot of inappropriate jokes in it, it definitely burst out with unprecedented passion.

The girls did not show weakness, and started an arms race one after another. Various hairstyles and clothes were completely transformed from the previous high school stereotypes.

Occasionally, I will see someone wearing monkey butt makeup to make people laugh, but more often they will wear the elegant style to look middle-aged and old, and the fashion sense will look like a nightclub style.

This made Zi Xiaowei couldn't help but laugh. At the same time, he wanted to use the famous host's thick voice: "Spring is here, everything revives, and it is the season of animal mating..."

Oh, the autumn harvest season is coming.

It seems that there are quite a few couples.

It’s only been a week since school started!
It felt like the gears of many people's fates had been manipulated just because Zi Xiaowei wanted to sleep peacefully.

I also slept well in the past two days, because young people who are in love for the first time always want to spend every second together, so they almost spent the night apart chatting!

First love without limits is terrible.

And as the first weekend comes, many local roommates go home, and young couples can hang out together more unscrupulously.

The feeling that even the campus is suddenly empty, especially the gears that can stimulate certain biological instincts, also move accordingly.

(End of this chapter)