In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love

Chapter 155 Look at how they make this advertisement

That’s right, just as Zi Xiaowei described to Lao Chang at the beginning, to sell a car, one should also create a scene first.

The anchor is actually a gold medal salesperson facing hundreds of millions of customers.

Perhaps in a sense, Zi Xiaowei has never considered himself a salesperson in the underwear live broadcast room, and has never put down his literary airs.

But now the gold medal sales champion comes into play.

As the background music, which was only accompanied by music, retreated to the back row, only the high-pitched trumpet and flute sounds were faintly visible.

The entire giant screen began to be colorful, and the road was winding among the lush greenery of the Yunshan Scenic Area in winter, captured by a drone.

A bird's eye view shows a dark green and white retro cat passing through the sea of ​​clouds and fog.

It’s really beautiful!
Hiss... A large cluster of white mist filled the area in front of all the cameras in the live broadcast room.

It was just a simple sleight of hand. An employee squatted down and used a powerful blower to blow away the white mist. The retro cat and plush bear anchors had already silently moved to the center on the stage.

Chang Yueling couldn't help laughing and whispered to the chairman, "They tested it many times. At first, they wanted to cover the car with white fog. Xiao Zi came over and saw it and said, why bother? Just cover the camera in the live broadcast room..."

Anyway, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn’t stop laughing.

I was watching the picture on the big screen when suddenly, like a foam fire extinguisher, the entire screen turned white.

Then it was "cleared" away again, and I saw a blue and purple bear anchor who was nearly two meters tall leaning lazily against the car door, making this retro cat look so well-behaved and delicate.

Zi Xiaowei didn't say anything, just leaned his elbows on the roof and pointed at the big screen at the back.

The roof height is 1.63 meters. Fortunately, the bear paws and bear head raise the height of the car, making it look so free and easy.

Look, the word "woman" appears on the picture of the sea of ​​clouds, and then the other side of the picture fades into the picture of the retro cat's center console with shiny silver chrome and exquisite light luxury style.

When it merges with the scenery, it turns into the Chinese character "台".

Just when the two sides formed the word "beginning", the high-pitched trumpet sound became a little louder.

It makes everyone think, it’s absolutely amazing!

Contrary to her normal behavior, Yue Ling whispered proudly in the chairman's ear again. Dai Anni couldn't help but shake her shoulders slightly, feeling proud.

Anchor Xiong leaned in and narrated: "Female driver is not a good word. It is often used to mock young ladies who are not very skilled. But when female drivers sit on this center console, it is the beginning of a new world for them..."

Lao Chang couldn't help but look back at his people, his eyes full of thoughts, "Look at what they're doing!"

The exquisiteness of the text and the humanistic care are achieved to the extreme.

Zi Xiaowei finally stood up from his seat and took charge of the situation. "Yes, Ella, a sub-brand of Changjiang Automobile, targets female consumers. But should men just walk away and stop watching the livestream? You're wrong. What your wife likes is what you should pursue. This is the most basic way for a man to express his feelings..."

The illusory combination of the word "始" behind is in soft Zhao style.

The swirling mist continued to flow and twirl in the background, resembling the emotions Zi Xiaowei described: "Some voices nowadays are either advocating for women or vilifying men, but in reality, women are women. There's no need to suppress them, nor to elevate them. The vast world deserves women who can relax and unwind. At this moment, whether you're a female driver or a gentleman, do you still remember the moment you felt your heart flutter at the beginning?"

That’s right, he didn’t rush to talk about the car right away, but continued to talk about feelings.

Isn’t every relationship full of excitement and anxiety at the beginning?

"Oh, you said you've never been in a relationship. Come on, let's all applaud the singles..."

The live broadcast room is full of "Mad", so heartbreaking!

Then recall the feeling when you first touched the steering wheel and stepped on the accelerator pedal?

"Actually, everyone has the gene to drive a small car, starting with children's cars and skateboards. It's just that each individual is different. For example, when men drive..."

With a flick of his hand, the word "start" remained on the big screen, but the image had changed to the usual bustling city scene: "Men at this time are thinking: the Mercedes-Benz is trying to cut in, I'm going to hold it in advance, hey, there are fifteen seconds until the light turns green, I'll slowly slide through and won't have to brake. That old lady on the left seems to want to cross the road, slow down, hey, that girl has nice legs..."

The screen was filled with replies: "I saw it a long time ago, but I was too embarrassed to say it!"

Anchor Xiong said seriously, "And the female driver was like, 'Hey, that red skirt is nice! I should have bought that skirt I bought last week. The skirt the girl in the office next door is wearing is also nice. Are they gossiping about me behind my back today? It's really infuriating!'"

Hahahaha, among the various comments and replies: "Just thinking about it, my blood pressure has risen!"

"I don't want this red dress!"

Zi Xiaowei gestured, "Everyone should admit this. Men tend to think linearly and rationally, while women tend to think more divergently and emotionally. This inevitably leads to some differences in how they use cars. This is why female drivers are more likely to become distracted and have accidents. How can we solve this problem? The entire Cat series has introduced a facial recognition driving focus function, which will remind you when your attention is wandering..."

Of course, the big screen will show a close-up of the small probe on the A-pillar facing the driver, as well as the warning sound image that will be triggered when the driver glances at the central control screen. Just when everyone is accidentally being advertised.

Zi Xiaowei then added a punchline: "Oh, this facial recognition system doesn't have any beauty features. Whether you wear makeup or not, you can't hide its care for you, and it won't record any evidence..."

Netizens immediately erased any psychological resistance they had to being "addicted" to the advertisement and quickly joined in the laughter.

In fact, looking at all of Tingbaobao's beauty PK videos, she has never advertised for Annie underwear, and even the product placement is at most in the "revealing underwear" part of the victory or defeat.

Content never is.

This is the key point of beauty PK, which will never make netizens feel resistant.

Countless internet celebrities are scratching their heads over this monetization process, as any embedded advertising will ruin their plot and images.

But today Zi Xiaowei demonstrated how to use dense jokes and text to cover up the implantation.

It was still the same "female" character, transformed by a close-up of the steering wheel and the mileage on the LCD screen: "Do you remember how it felt when you first started the car and held her hand for the first time?"

The word "ci" is added on.

Zi Xiaowei has already expressed himself freely: "Women should be fully prepared for every choice and the future, which is the new way to love themselves..."

The word "姿" (Zi) looks like Sister Zhiling squatting politely, showing elegance on the screen.

Who would have thought that this simple word-breaking game could be so much fun?

More importantly, many netizens couldn't help wondering how to play with the character for "女" and what more interesting points I could come up with.

But before I could think about it, Zi Xiaowei's joke came up again: "We just talked about the difference between female and male drivers. There's another obvious thing: when you're looking for a parking space and see a driver get in, you immediately wait to take the empty space..."

"It's definitely easier for a male driver. He'll just drive off in no time and you can just fill up. But for a female driver, you should just smoke a cigarette first..."

He began his performance on stage, flipped down the sun visor to look in the mirror, put on some lipstick, drank some water, checked his phone, searched for music on the center console, and made sure the air conditioning was neither too high nor too low, and the seat was adjusted to be comfortable...

Anyway, seeing host Xiong still putting on lipstick on the stage, everyone in the live broadcast room was laughing like crazy.

Boss Chang was laughing, but his marketing directors, 4S store managers, and dealers were frowning. Is this selling cars?

Zi Xiaowei snapped his fingers. "So every model and every level in the Cat series comes with a lighted makeup mirror, a lipstick and jewelry compartment, a cup holder, a crystal wireless phone holder, voice-controlled music, air conditioning, and seat memory... How much do you think a car like this is worth?"

At this time, the female drivers were actually confused. Most of them had no concept of the price of cars, and many of them responded with willful words like "I don't know, but I just want it."

The men exclaimed, "With memory seats? That would start at 300,000 or 400,000 yuan?"

"Impossible, impossible!"

"New energy vehicles have made features like seat memory, which are only found on luxury models, incredibly cheap. I think it's around 200,000 yuan..."

"Fuck! This is the first time I've seen a car with a jewelry compartment in the armrest! My wife will definitely like it!"

"How much?! You'd better give me an offer soon, or I'll give up... No, no, no, probably not. This isn't likely to be that expensive."

"How much is it? Hurry!"

Zi Xiaowei is not in a hurry.

This is different from selling underwear by opening a live broadcast channel every fifteen minutes. It has to be done step by step until the final transaction.

So after receiving his hand signal, a cute cat car glided silently behind him...

The bear anchor who "accidentally" turned his head was so scared that he almost jumped onto the front of the retro cat car.

Experienced netizens were all cheering: "Well acted, well acted, but don't change the subject. How much is it? I still have to work overtime!"

"I'm still cooking, why don't you tell me now!"

"I've already missed my subway stop. Does buying a car mean I don't have to squeeze into the subway? How do I charge it, and how far can it go?"

So we have to listen to the host's explanation: "Really, electric motors are silent. You can't even notice if you're driving behind someone. So in order to avoid scaring people by honking the horn, our new energy electric vehicles have to imitate the whistling sound. It's really helpless..."

Boss Chang had already begun to nod slowly at this time.

Of course he could tell what the young man was trying to do.

(End of this chapter)