In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love
Chapter 279 I'm just asking you if you remember it
Chapter 279 I'm just asking you if you remember it
Because the live sales link channel has not been closed, host Xiong announced that the live broadcast room has reached a strategic partnership with Ella Auto.
It was "revealed" that Ella Motors is developing a full-size, ultra-comfortable sports utility vehicle aimed at parents with children.
I'll just play the video. A desk that is 1.5 meters long and 50 centimeters wide can be flipped up behind the front seats!
Then Meiduo actually lay on the table to do her homework, and Gao Tingting tried her best to look like a dignified young mother while tutoring her.
The mere appearance of this picture was enough to make the live broadcast room burst into laughter. It is said that the order frequency, which had climbed to more than 60,000 vehicles, was also affected.
It was originally a very beautiful advertising filter picture, and Gao Tingting was also sweet: "Touch her...mi!"
Mei Duo was stubborn: "Touch her...pussy!"
Netizens were sure to say it was an act, but seeing Gao Tingting corrected it several times, it still didn't change...
The beautiful girl who usually handles all the beauty PKs with ease is suppressing her irritability, and netizens can't help but start to raise their blood pressure.
Take a deep breath, take a deep breath...the picture freezes.
Anchor Xiong spoke in a broadcasting voice: "Fortunately, this car has an air purification, oxygenation, and negative ion cleaning system, which ensures that the blood oxygen concentration can stay awake at this time!"
Netizens were laughing like crazy, they had never seen cars sold like this before!
The big picture continued, and Gao Tingting, calming herself down as if she had taken a breath of pure oxygen, consoled herself: "It might be my accent. It will be fine once it's louder. Math, math..."
Mei Duo actually comforted her in a sensible tone with an accent: "Don't worry, don't worry..."
She has a chubby and red face, and her smile is innocent and bright, but there is really nothing in her eyes!
The kind of naive guy who is very sensible but very stupid.
Gao Tingting also calmed down and pointed at the number as gently as possible: "What number is this?"
The little friend counted skillfully: "1234...10."
Gao Tingting's blood pressure began to rise again: "I'm asking you, what is this?"
The little ones must count from the beginning: "123..."
Countless replies appeared in the livestream: "Yes, my child is like this too, he just memorizes it by force and doesn't recognize it at all..."
"I've already seen what my baby looks like..."
"I've already started taking deep breaths. I need to buy an oxygenator. Otherwise, I'll just do the coaching in the car from now on. Does oxygenation really work?"
The angry little leopard chose to lower his head and roll under the table...freeze.
The damned bear anchorman added another voiceover: "Scientific research shows that 90% of irritability is caused by low blood sugar levels due to fasting. That's why many experienced large companies like to place small candies in their negotiation areas. This is actually to help people communicate less irritably..."
The camera made a freeze-frame movement, allowing curious netizens to see Gao Tingting bend down and find a small refrigerator behind the front armrest!
"No, no, no, this isn't just any refrigerator. It's an insulated box with a temperature you can freely adjust from zero to fifty degrees. Whether you have a warm bottle of milk waiting to be fed or an ice-cold drink to cool down your child, oh, it's best not to have cold drinks in front of the child. So, have a bowl of steaming hot snail soup..."
Really, in the scene that started moving again, Gao Tingting really took out a bowl of snail noodles from the insulated box, and gave up teaching with despair: "Make it yourself, whatever you want..."
Just as she started showing off the steaming hot snail noodles, the comments section was filled with people saying, "No way, eating snail noodles in such a confined space, isn't this like boiling shit?"
The camera has switched to the center console. The center console screen feels similar to the one in the Cat series. It is not very fancy, but a warning pops up that the air quality monitoring has detected something abnormal, and the powerful fresh air system is automatically turned on!
This is what intelligence is.
Many ordinary consumers still cannot understand the advantages of electric vehicles, so why talk so much about smart driving?
You can try installing a small cabinet that can keep the car warm 24 hours a day in an ordinary car, or install these 24-hour monitoring devices in an ordinary car?
It can't be done!
Without a large battery with dozens of degrees of power, it is impossible to do these jobs.
Now everyone is impressed, oh, there is an incubator, and the air is automatically cleaned.
Mei Duo poked her head out in a frivolous manner: "I want to have a bite too!"
Gao Tingting rolled her eyes at her and you can feel it yourself.
Just then, there was a knock on the door. Gao Tingting, who was snoring and showing off her pink, couldn't free her hands and mumbled, "Cat, open the door!"
Then that side door slid open!
The layman will only notice that, oh, the door can be opened by voice control.
The expert was immediately surprised, a sliding door?
Almost all male consumers and many industry insiders were misled at this stage, thinking that this car with sliding doors is a small MPV.
It is a nanny car similar to the Alphard. But I didn't notice that Zi Xiaowei deliberately used sports utility vehicle to vaguely describe it. SPORT means SUV.
However, it is extremely rare to use sliding doors in SUVs.
In short, in the consumer's impression, the appearance of this car is very vague.
No attention was paid to what type of car it was.
What is most rare is that there are clearly four doors, and the door on this side was opened by knocking, but the voice control opened the door on this side. What kind of intelligent technology is used here?
Anyway, many car manufacturers later watched this video repeatedly, and even though they realized it was an SUV, they were still distracted by this smart technology.
I think the only person who can get the true essence of this car is the boss Li Xiang, who is known as a product manager.
The "tutor" appeared outside the sliding car door. She didn't smell the snail rice noodle at all: "Oh, Duoduo's mom, our class is about to start. You can come pick up the little beauty in two hours..."
Mei Duo had already jumped into the actor's arms with a smile, but Gao Tingting skillfully put away the dishes and chopsticks, muttering, "Who isn't a little beauty?"
There is a trash can next to it. After folding up the table and flipping down the panel behind the co-pilot, there is just a small table here in most MPV models, but in this car, an inflating mattress actually pops out!
At the same time, the aviation seats here also fold and fold together, allowing the quickly inflated mattress to be spread to the third row.
Gao Tingting casually grabbed her "daughter's" small blanket and the snacks hidden in the back seat, and leaned comfortably on the inflatable pillow. When the camera turned, a large-screen TV had been unfolded on the roof!
Wow, just based on these few connection points, it instantly kills all similar products on the market!
Those who emphasize refrigerators, sofas and color TVs haven’t reached the stage where they need beds, right?
Moreover, most models with beds have the passenger seat folded down, so there are frequent scenes of people driving with the bed flat. If there is a sudden brake on the highway, won't the person on the mattress fly out of the passenger windshield?
Even if the manufacturer repeatedly emphasizes not to make the bed while driving, it cannot withstand the biodiversity and there are all kinds of outrageous customers.
Therefore, this setting at least ensures that there is a passenger seat backrest blocking the bed.
Wonderful.
All netizens in the live broadcast room, especially female netizens, were deeply impressed.
Even after a long time, when I was asked about cars with built-in beds, it was easy to remember this.
But that’s where the magic of this ad begins.
Gao Tingting, who was eating snacks and watching TV, soon fell into a drowsy state.
It wasn't until the alarm clock woke her up and she opened her eyes and saw the alarm message "2:15 to go to work" on her phone that Ting, who had already changed her clothes, suddenly realized and said with relief: "It was just a dream. Fortunately, I am not such a stupid daughter!"
As he spoke, he got out of the car and pressed the air cushion, which automatically deflated and shrank.
She jumped out of the car on her own, and the slowly closing door at the back only revealed a partial part of the car, which was clearly divided into upper and lower colors, with white windows above and bright yellow below, a youthful and lively color combination.
The picture froze.
The subtitles slide out: "No need to buy a house in the school district, you have your own chinchilla to take care of you", in which the words "school district" are made very small, and the words "chinchilla" are made the largest.
Without the voiceover, it would be easy to just look at it and think there’s no need to buy a house!
The last two sets of shots contain too much information.
The scene of changing clothes when waking up from a dream was a surprising twist. It turned out that everything before was just a dream. There is no such stupid kid.
But the car that got up was still this car.
The folding table and the folded air mattress are still in the same scene, and the alarm clock keeps reminding us that it’s lunch break time!
How many workers feel sleepy and uncomfortable at noon and want to find a more comfortable position to take a nap.
Sleeping in an electric car without the worry of suicide has become a favorite highlight for many new energy vehicle owners.
This has reached the extreme. What kind of seat can be as comfortable as an air mattress?
This means that the application scenarios of this car have been expanded from parents with children to wage earners and civil servants who are eager for a lunch break.
Finally, there is even a subtle reminder that you don’t need to buy a school district house when taking care of your children. Even if the better schools are far away, parents can still rest and “entertain” in the car.
Young people without children, looking at the unaffordable housing prices, why not buy this car first?
There are already videos like that, where people sleep in their cars, eat takeout, and take baths at a bath center. How much does parking cost in a month?
For those who commute three or four hours to work in first-tier cities, it would be better to buy this car.
Living in a parking lot near the company solves everything. Maybe you can even charge your phone in the company parking lot!
These words appeared in the comment section along with words like "18 positions for car sex".
Together with the finishing touch of the word "My Neighbor Totoro", it is deeply engraved in the minds of netizens.
(End of this chapter)
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