Da Zaojun

Chapter 34: Cat Catcher teaches you martial arts cat boxing

"Meow!"

Song Wuji was practicing the free-hand tiger pounce style, a move that can strengthen the muscles and bones, when he heard a cat's meow.

I saw that the cat catcher somehow found me.

While meowing, he pushed it with his paw in disdain and saw a big meaty tail.

[The Rat Demon in the Xiangji Cupboard Has Its Tail Cut Off]

This is not the giant rat's tail, but the severed tail of the ninth-grade rat demon.

Song Wuji looked at Cat Captain in surprise: "Did you kill that rat demon?"

The cat catcher was limping and had serious injuries.

Song Wuji then quickly prepared cat food for him and chopped up the rat tail. This rat tail was more effective than the giant rat tail. Not only could it eliminate the plague, it also had the effect of strengthening the muscles and bones. Song Wuji embezzled half of it.

He then went into the medical office and found Doctor Wu: "Doctor Wu, the cat catcher appointed by the City God is in our kitchen! He seems to be injured!"

Upon hearing this, Doctor Wu quickly said, "The county magistrate has just issued an order. The Cat Detective has returned with a report. I need to follow him to find the rat demon's lair and eliminate the demon cave. Take me there quickly."

Then he asked as he walked, "He was granted a title by the City God and the County Magistrate, and is an officer in the Anti-Snatching Division. Why didn't he report back to the City God Temple, but came here instead?"

Song Wuji also found it amazing: "Could it be that I gave him a piece of meat before? When I cooked the plague-breaking soup, the giant rat tail was cooked until it was crystal clear, like hoof flower. He ate it with gusto. I even touched it and smoothed its fur."

"It's possible," Doctor Wu said. "You've won the Kitchen God's favor and are a good cook. Perhaps you could try making some bait to lure out the demon."

"I heard that when the disaster victims were passing through the Taichang River, they saw a giant monster in the river. It might be a fish monster. It would be great if we could catch it."

Doctor Wu doesn't look like a fisherman, he is thin and weak, but I didn't expect him to have the heart to catch big fish.

When I arrived at the kitchen, I saw Cat Catcher squatting at the stove with his hands in his pockets, eyes squinting, looking very peaceful.

What is stewed in the pot is the fragrant sage tail soup that breaks the epidemic, and the aroma is very fragrant.

When he saw Doctor Wu, Cat Detective ignored him. Doctor Wu saw the wounds on Cat Detective's body and wanted to take action, but Cat Detective didn't give him any face and just hissed at him intimidatingly.

Doctor Wu had no choice but to give Song Wuji a bottle of gold medicine: "This is a gold medicine made with ghost teeth and houttuynia cordata. It can regenerate tissue, stop bleeding, and eliminate malignant sores. It is already quite mature and has no side effects."

Song Wuji didn't expect that they could actually pull out the teeth of the minions to make medicine. It was quite cruel.

So he personally applied medicine to the cat catcher. Perhaps it was because Song Wuji had raised a cat in his previous life and had a very good set of cat-stroking techniques, or perhaps it was because the aroma of food on his body posed no threat to the cat catcher. In short, he did not resist Song Wuji's contact.

Seeing that Song Wuji had finished giving Cat Detective the medicine, Doctor Wu said, "Hold him steady first. I'll report to the director."

It would take less than half an hour for the rat tail to mature. After making sure that the cat meal was not ready and the cat captain would not leave, Song Wuji continued to practice tiger pounce.

But the cat catcher let out a disdainful meow, then stretched his body, becoming soft and boneless, with the form of a cat-like tiger. Song Wuji vaguely felt as if he was seeing a mini version of a tiger demon.

"It's said that cats are the teachers of tigers. I can imitate them. I've refined too much demonic energy and become overwhelmed. It's difficult for me to enter the tiger's henchman illusion again, but I can observe the movements of the cat headhunter!"

Song Wuji knew that many martial arts were derived from animals, such as Tiger Fist, Leopard Fist, Monkey Fist, and Mantis Fist. But the Cat Catcher was demonstrating it to Song Wuji himself. He meowed through a small hole in the kitchen, and immediately a mouse came out of the hole, dazed and lost.

After the cat catcher screamed sharply, the mouse came to its senses and tried to escape in panic, but the cat catcher played with it like a toy.

The cat jumped up, held the mouse down, shook it, and slapped it quickly...

After a long while, he finally moved the dizzy mouse in front of Song Wuji: "Meow!"

Useless human, your hunting skills are so poor, no wonder you can’t catch mice. You need this catcher’s help. Now I will teach you patiently!

[The Cat Catcher teaches you the martial arts of Cat Fist. However, you are not good enough to learn it, so you fail. You will eventually learn the free-hand chain palm technique.]

Cats' innate aptitude is different from that of humans. Cats can easily become like liquids, but humans cannot do that and can only imitate pictograms.

Song Wuji only learned the Cat Catcher's move of slapping the mouse with his front paws quickly and repeatedly, which is called "chain palm".

However, the Cat Catcher was so fast that it left only afterimages. He attacked seven or eight times in an instant. Song Wuji could only quickly strike out three times with his two palms connected in succession.

However, this is enough. As long as you integrate them, a move from here and a move from there, as long as it suits you, sooner or later you will be able to form a set of martial arts.

But Song Wuji took out a piece of pork and used a series of cat fists and palm strikes, hitting the meat with each palm strike, loosening it, breaking it up, bringing out the flavor, and then beating it into meat patties, which were just right for making meat pie soup.

When Cat Constable saw Song Wuji like this, he shook his head and said secretly: This person has not understood the essence of cats~ Meow~ It seems that only this constable can come back from hunting, and he can just be a househusband. Meow~ Hunting is such a dangerous thing, it is better to leave it to this constable, meow~!

By the time Song Wuji used his chain palms to make a delicious meat pie, the rat tail soup was also ready. Song Wuji took it out, blew on it slightly, and put it into a large bowl.

Cat Catcher's body looks like it weighs at least thirty or forty kilograms, so it's just right for him to eat from a large bowl.

Seeing that Song Wuji had prepared the meal, the cat head immediately became fawning, rubbing around Song Wuji's legs and calling in a softer voice.

After putting the cat food down, the cat head immediately started to eat it with a noisy sound. Tears came out of his eyes while he ate. He didn't know if it was because it was too hot or too delicious.

When the Cat Constable was eating his meal, Chen Xiu, the county magistrate, came. He looked at the Cat Constable who was eating, his eyes fixed for a moment, then he looked at Song Wuji and nodded to show his goodwill.

"The county magistrate said that the rat demon was injured and asked me to secretly leave the city to explore the rat demon's lair and preferably eliminate it."

"The Medical Department has non-toxic rat bait. I'll prepare some. You can come too."

Song Wuji pointed at himself: "Me?"

"Yes." Chen Xiu said, "Old Li recommended you, saying that you are favored by the Kitchen God and are the Kitchen God walking around. You have the ability to recognize the nature of things, such as the rat tail. If you get it, you will know how to make it. It can break the plague. This time we are going to track down the rat demon's lair. What if there is a treasure and I don't recognize it? Wouldn't it be a pity?"

"Besides, Cat Catcher likes what you make. Cats are hard to tame, and threats won't work. You can only use food to lure them into doing things."

Okay, you treat me as a tool.

Song Wuji accepted this character arrangement and said softly, "Okay! I'll get ready!"

(End of this chapter)