Memoirs of the Heavenly Khan

Chapter 90: I! I! Dog-footed I!
Wuwei General's Mansion.

Li Chong was the Duke of Chenliu County. If his eldest son Li Shizhe had not died early, this title would have been given to him.

Therefore, Li Shengui had already established a separate residence outside the Chenliu County Mansion.

The Duke of Chenliu's Mansion and the General of Wuwei's Mansion were in the same neighborhood, not too far apart.

As the sky brightened, Li Shengui quietly slipped into his room.

It was clearly his own home, but Li Shengui acted like a thief.

The moment the door closed, Li Shengui leaned against it, breathing heavily, expressing the passion and excitement in his heart.

The lights in the house suddenly came on.

Li Shuang sat on the stool and stared at Li Shengui, which scared him.

"Tianba, what are you doing in my room!"

Li Shuang stood up, holding a candle, and slowly approached.

"Brother, what have you been doing lately, coming home early and leaving late?"

"What can I do? I just want to devote myself to the country and the people of Wei."

"Brother, stop hanging out with Hou Jing. You're even speaking like him now!"

"Really?" Li Shengui touched his head and reacted, "Tianba, you haven't told me what you are doing in my room?"

"I'm here to stop you!"

"Block me?"

"Brother, tell me, do you have a child outside?"

Li Shengui was stunned for a moment, then quickly nodded and admitted it directly.

"That's right, I did raise the little one!"

Li Shuang snorted after hearing this.

"You admitted it so quickly, it seems that things are not that simple!"

Li Shuang surrounded Li Shengui, which made him feel a little scared.

"You used to go to the tune house every three days to meet the top courtesan. Lately, you haven't been there once. Tell me, are you having a tryst with some woman?"

Li Shengui panicked and said, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Li Shuang smiled.

"It seems I'm right, but whose wife would allow you to do this? You go in and out of the palace every day, and you don't have much free time. Could it be that in the harem..."

Before Li Shuang could finish his words, Li Shengui covered his mouth.

"Shh!"

Then, Li Shengui sat on the chair and confessed everything.

"She was the one who took the initiative the first time. I wanted to say no, but I lost the chance!"

"I know this isn't nice, it's wrong, but I can't help it. She's just too good!"

"Every time I have a tryst with her, I get excited beforehand, but afterwards I feel endless self-blame and guilt."

"Being with her, I experienced unprecedented happiness. It always reminds me of my youth. That year, I was seventeen years old, and she was also seventeen..."

……

After speaking out the secret that had been accumulating in his heart, Li Shengui felt much better.

He looked up at Li Shuang, only to see that he was lost in thought.

"You won't look down on me, will you?"

Li Shuang placed his hand on Li Shengui's shoulder and said:
"Brother, you haven't done enough!"

"Ok?"

Li Shengui's door opened, Li Shuang walked out, went to the wall beside him and kicked it.

Hou Jing was sleeping in a daze, and was suddenly kicked awake, shouting.

"Don't worry, my lord. I will definitely support General Wuwei!"

But Li Shuang put his hands behind his back and spoke slowly.

"It's time to summon the beast that lurks in the northern night!"
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In the courtyard, Liu Lingzhu was personally teaching Li Shengui.

"The first step to mastering the art of sex lies in waist strength. You must practice the horse stance well. First, lift your hips and hold it for as long as an incense stick."

Li Shengui, who was doing a horse stance, looked at Li Shuang with difficulty and asked in confusion:

"What is this doing?"

"Don't worry, brother. Liu Lingzhu is extremely skilled in the art of sex. I don't know how many ignorant girls he deceived in the past."

Liu Lingzhu coughed.

"This is all in the past. Uncle Yunzhong, please stop teasing me like that."

Li Shengui was helpless.

"No, is it necessary for me to learn the art of sex?"

Li Shuang said leisurely: "Without the bitter cold, how can the fragrance of plum blossoms be so fragrant!"

Li Shuang clapped his hands, and saw Hou Jing walking into the courtyard with tonic foods such as deer blood, ginseng, and wolfberry.

"Your efforts will eventually be rewarded. After you finish your horse stance and learn from Professor Liu Ling, take these tonics before entering the palace."

"Why are these here again? I almost vomited just by smelling them!"

"Brother, you can't be careless. Your waist and your legs are no longer yours!"

"Whose is that?"

"It belongs to everyone, it belongs to the world!"

"what?"

Li Shuang was very pleased.

"From now on, whether I can speak loudly in Luoyang City depends on your heroic demeanor, brother!"

Liu Lingzhu was standing by and whispered in Hou Jing's ear:

"Who is it that caused Lord Yunzhong to mobilize so many troops and even specially summon me here?"

Hou Jing said in a low voice, and Liu Lingzhu's eyes lit up. When he looked at Li Shengui again, his attitude was completely different.

"General Wuwei is truly a genius. I will teach him everything I have learned in my life!"
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"Li Shengui, you're such a loser! You can't even do such a small thing!"

Yuan Xu's scolding echoed in his ears, but Li Shengui remained silent and didn't care at all.

"What do you mean by that? Are you looking down on me?"

"I dare not!"

For some reason, Li Shengui has been making Yuan Xu somewhat irritated lately.

He couldn't tell why?
He just felt that Li Shengui was no longer as obedient to him as before, but instead seemed to be looking down on him.

This feeling made Yuan Xu very irritated, and he cursed:

"Get out of here and reflect on your actions."

Looking back at the little emperor in the palace, Li Shengui curled his lips and snorted in his heart.

I! I! Dog-footed I!
Let me reflect on it, you should reflect on it first!

He walked out of the hall and without hesitation, went straight to the familiar place.

Yuan Mingyue is waiting.

At night, in the bedroom by the pool.

"Queen Mother, I'm coming in!"

"Wait, why are you so awesome lately?"

……

"Queen Mother!"

"Don't call me Queen Mother, call me by my maiden name, call me Immortal!"

"No, I will call the Queen Mother!"

……

"Gizzard!"

"What do you want to call me?"

"Gizzard!"

"Say it again, call husband!"

"..."

"Call or not!"

"Husband! Husband~~~~"

"Who is this minister?"

"My husband, my child's father!"
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Chenliu County Mansion.

Li Chong sat under the old tree studying chess records and called Li Shuang over.

"What has Qingchen been doing lately? Why do I feel like he's been rather erratic lately?"

Li Shuang bowed and said:
"Congratulations, godfather! Congratulations, godfather!"

Li Chong didn't know the seriousness of the matter at this time, and said with a smile:

"Where does happiness come from?"

Li Shuang walked up to Li Chong and whispered something in his ear.

Li Chong's eyes suddenly became dull, his hand loosened, and the chess piece he was holding fell onto the chessboard with a click, making a continuous buzzing sound.

"It's over, it's over. My Li family is finished!"

……

(End of this chapter)