Douluo: A Yin, the weapon spirit, master of both bow and sword

Chapter 45 Yu Xiaoan's Unexpected Disaster
"Hahaha! There's a toilet plunger stuck behind your butt. The person who invented this ad is really a genius!"

"That's right! I used to see the 35 group focusing on their chemistry, but now they're trying to break into the weirdo world?"

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! What could have made the 35s so despicable as to accept a toilet cleaning ad? They're so shameless as to ask for money?"

The whole audience erupted in laughter. The host had been rigorously trained and would try his best to control himself no matter how funny the joke was, but...

He really couldn't help it, so naturally he couldn't help but join in the ridicule.

The opponents standing on the ring are one fat and one thin.

The fat man’s martial spirit is a wild boar, and the thin man’s martial spirit is a bamboo pole.

The two formed the Bamboo Pole Combination, also known as the Pig Liver Combination.

I thought their combination was hilarious, but unexpectedly there was someone even more powerful on the other side.

"No, Skinny, the guy on the other side is going to make me laugh to death."

"Fatty, it seems we still have to keep working hard!"

The two looked at each other and then laughed even louder.

On the other side of the ring, Tang San clenched his hands and cursed Flanders' eight generations of ancestors in his heart. Such a shameful thing actually happened to him, and the key point was that Flanders didn't give him any money.

Xiao Wu lowered her head and didn't want to see anyone. Now it was impossible for her not to be laughed at by others when she looked like this.

That being the case...

"Brother, let's finish this quickly!" Xiao Wu suggested in a stiff tone.

"Okay!" Tang San held his breath in his heart. The two of them were laughing at the very beginning, not knowing that the game had already started.

The blue silver grass protected Xiao Wu as she approached. As expected, Xiao Wu paid special attention to the two men, one fat and one thin. She threw them down with eight bursts of energy, making them dazed and most of their bones broken. It seemed that they would need to lie in bed for a hundred days before they could recover.

"Fatty, it's worth it!"

"Skinny, we won't be a laughing stock anymore."

The two brothers smiled at each other and were then carried out.

At this point, the popularity of the Sanwu group has increased from high in the beginning to even higher now, mainly driven by the popularity of the comedians.

In this era of scarce entertainment resources, the move by Sanwu Group is undoubtedly a precedent.

That night, the advertisements featuring Tang San and Xiao Wu made a fortune, and their shops were packed with people, all thanks to the popularity of the Sanwu group.

The subordinates of the Spirit Hall who were inexplicably ordered by Ye Tianxing to invest in Shrek Academy were somewhat resentful, but after seeing tonight's turnover, smiles appeared on their faces, and they sighed from the bottom of their hearts that the elder was not an ordinary person, and his vision was not something that we mortals could have.

The fame of the Sanwu Combination spread, Shrek Academy was "briefly" revived, and the subordinates of the Spirit Hall made a fortune, achieving three goals at one stroke.

……

After a big battle, everyone won, but the atmosphere on the scene was very strange.

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu and others looked unfriendly and stared at Ye Tianxing.

Dai Mubai was exposed by Ye Tianxing, making him ashamed to face people.
Ma Hongjun had Ye Tianxing's sword at his neck, making him experience the feeling of walking through the gates of hell.

Ning Rongrong was scolded by Ye Tianxing, and she felt angry.

Xiao Wu hated Ye Tianxing when she learned that it was Dean Flanders who instigated her to wear such shameful clothes.

Tang San was originally there, but after seeing Ye Tianxing leave with Flender and Master, he decided not to join.

Outside the Soto Fighting Spirit Arena, Ye Tianxing took out three black robes.

"Dean Flender, the three-five combination was very successful this time. Let's go collect tonight's dividends later. Remember not to let Tang San and Xiao Wu see it." Ye Tianxing said mysteriously.

"I understand!" The two looked at each other and smiled cunningly.

Ye Tianxing laughed at Flanders for gradually falling into his trap without knowing it. Flanders laughed at Ye Tianxing for being a talent and it was his blessing to be accepted by Shrek Academy.

"Master, don't you want it?" Ye Tianxing handed the black robe to Yu Xiaogang.

"Who am I? I am the master! I walk upright and sit upright, unlike you two who are despicable and bring shame to my disciples just to make money!" Yu Xiaogang had just learned about the Sanwu combination, and was even more angry after seeing Tang San embarrassed!
"It's the Sanwu combination that's embarrassing, not Tang San and Xiao Wu. Don't worry, no one will pay attention to their identities." Ye Tianxing said with a smile.

"For the financial sake of the college, we have no choice but to make them suffer." Flanders said pretentiously.

"Flander, you've changed!" Yu Xiaogang sighed deeply. The Flander he used to know was not like this. "Master, as long as you give me enough money, I'll even call you daddy." Flander was short of money, very short of it, to the point of being driven crazy.

"I@@/" Yu Xiaogang cursed and lost her mind. She threw the black robe handed to her by Ye Tianxing to the ground.

"I am a master and don't need your charity! I want to see who is so excessive as to embarrass my disciple!" Yu Xiaogang wanted to see who the other person was face to face, so he kept his true face.

"Don't regret it." Ye Tianxing reminded him kindly, really out of kindness.

"My master never regrets!" Yu Xiaogang said word by word.

"Okay!" Ye Tianxing stopped talking and led the way silently.

Ye Tianxing and Flanders were walking in front, whispering to each other, and they were talking about the future development of Shrek Academy. Yu Xiaogang was listening silently behind them, with a blank expression on his face the whole time.

There is no moon tonight and everything is pitch black.

Walking in the deep, deserted alley, the lonely cold wind kept blowing on the bodies of the three people.

Ye Tianxing and Flanders, dressed in black robes, seemed like messengers from hell, bringing Yu Xiaoang, who was like a wandering ghost, into hell.

Yu Xiaogang was wearing a dull black outfit, which fitted in perfectly with the current scene.

Just above the tall buildings on both sides, five heads appeared in no particular order.

Dai Mubai held a wooden stick and silently watched the three people moving forward below.

"Ye Ping'an is downstairs. Follow my orders!" Dai Mubai used his soul power to transmit the message to prevent others from hearing.

"it is good!"

Ning Rongrong, Xiao Wu, and Ma Hongjun nodded in agreement. They were eager to teach Ye Ping'an a lesson he would never forget.

"Wait a minute, Mu Bai, aren't you afraid of Dean Flender's punishment? Students gathering to fight is absolutely intolerable. And I always feel that Ye Ping'an's walking posture is not right." Tang San said in time.

"What are you afraid of? What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for Ye Ping'an to notice us? Those two in front of us must be Dean Flender and Master. Ye Ping'an is just a student. What qualifications does he have to walk with them?"

"If Dean Flanders gets angry, just say it was me! Just put all the blame on me!"

"Brothers, listen to my orders!"

Dai Mubai's eyes glowed red, he rolled up his sleeves, and rushed down with a wooden stick in his hand.

Tang San always felt that the person below was very familiar. In his impression, his teacher walked in this way.

Purple Demon Eyes, open!

After seeing the figure below clearly, Tang San's face changed drastically: "No, Mu Bai!"

"Dry!"

It was too late. Dai Mubai roared, and when Flanders was startled, he hit "Ye Ping'an" on the back of the head with a stick.

After knocking him down, the Seven Treasures Glazed Tower in Ning Rongrong's hand burst into dazzling divine light.

"One day of power!"

"Hurry up!"

Ning Rongrong increased her attack speed, Ma Hongjun rode on "Ye Tianxing", and Xiao Wu kicked extremely ruthlessly, sending her kicks in three directions.

Dai Mubai held a wooden stick and hit "Ye Tianxing" with it one by one in front of Flanders who was standing in a black robe. He enjoyed the beating very much and felt relieved.

Flanders' eyes gradually widened, and the real Ye Tianxing squatted down instead. Looking at Dai Mubai and others who were having so much fun fighting in front of him, he did not speak, but waited silently.

"..."

After a long time.

"Are you having fun fighting?" Ye Tianxing suddenly asked, because Dai Mubai couldn't fight anymore, and Yu Xiaoang couldn't move either.

"Of course I'm happy!" Dai Mubai replied subconsciously, and suddenly, his body shook violently.

The red light in his eyes gradually dissipated. Looking at the wounded master lying on the ground below him, Dai Mubai didn't know what he had done.
"I... regret... it." Yu Xiaogang said with her last bit of strength.

(End of this chapter)