The Comprehensive Evolution of American Comics.

Chapter 94 New equipment and elephants?
"I feel like it couldn't possibly be worse than the environment I live in." Shadow Spider poured himself another drink.

"The children of my universe are truly living in constant danger. All kinds of scum appear one after another, just like an endless wind, blowing through the streets and alleys, and sweeping them away in the blink of an eye."

"Stop!" Spider-Ham stood up and raised his hands. "We're not in some crime movie."

"You should discuss this with Mary Jane." Yang Le placed the cup on the table. "Does Mary Jane know about your concerns?"

"She doesn't know." 616 Peter covered his face. "She's under a lot of pressure too, and I don't want to cause her any more trouble."

"Then you should tell her." A voice sounded from behind 616 Peter, younger and more lively than he remembered.

616Peter jumped up from the sofa like a frightened cat and climbed onto the ceiling.

"Not saying anything will only make the people who love you worry more." Mary Jane put her hands on her hips and glared at 616 Peter on the ceiling with raised eyebrows.

"Can you imagine your significant other coming home and saying nothing, telling you with a gloomy face that nothing is wrong, and then leaving you with a bruised back?"

"That's indeed terrifying." Yang Le nodded in agreement.

"Scary than the gangsters," Shadow Spider agreed.

"I'm sorry." 616 Peter lowered his eyebrows and his head was almost buried in the ceiling.

"You are very happy, Peter." Aunt Mei also came over and looked at 616 Peter with a kind look.

"She loved you very much and wanted to have a child for you. She thought this would cheer you up again, but unfortunately you were scared away by the pressure in your heart."

"I'm sorry, Aunt May." 616 Peter dropped down from the ceiling, but he kept his head down, not daring to look Aunt May in the eye.

"It's okay, kid." Aunt May reached out and touched 616 Peter's cheek.

"We can start over, right? It's not too late. Go get her back. The Parkers are unbeatable."

"Can I come to see you again?" 616 Peter held Aunt May's hand, the decadence in his eyes gradually dissipated, and he looked at Aunt May hopefully.

"I'd be happy to add another plate if you want." Aunt Mei smiled gently. "Of course, a few more would be even better."

"Then I really need to work hard." 616 Peter smiled with relief. "Start by finding a new job."

"For the children!" Yang Le raised his drink cup and looked at Gwen, but the only response he got was a pair of cute eye rolls.

----split line----

The party ended successfully, and 616 Peter cheered up again. Faced with the encouragement of the two most important women in his life, the invincible Spider-Man stood up again.

"So what kind of job is better?" 616 Peter seemed a little excited, just like a student who had just graduated.

Shadow Spider: "Private investigator? More free."

Spider-Ham: "Actors from a cartoon show? It could lay the foundation for the future."

Gwen: "Rock star? Cool."

Penny: "Mech pilot? You can protect world peace."

"Let's not talk about the first three, what's going on with the last one?" 616 Peter covered his forehead.

"Sorry." Penny stuck out her tongue.

"Oh~" 616 Peter sighed, and suddenly heard a sound of something breaking through the air behind him. He turned around and stretched out his hand, and with a snap, he caught the flying object in his hand. When he looked closely, he found that it was a camera.

"How's the reporter?"

616 Peter looked up and found that Yang Le was holding a bag and looking at him. It was obvious that the camera was thrown to him by Yang Le.

"I was wondering why I hadn't seen you for a long time. Turns out you went to buy a camera." Peter fiddled with the camera in his hand, but didn't see the label.

"To be precise, I made a camera," Yang Le said with a smile.

"You made this camera? In such a short time?" Looking at the exquisite camera in his hand, 616 Peter was a little bit unbelievable.

"More than that." Yang Le took out two more things from the bag, a pistol and a hammer.

"Is today Christmas?" Spider-Ham drooled as he looked at the hammer in Yang Le's hand. "Are you Santa Claus?"

"Obviously I'm not." Yang Le threw the hammer to Spider-Ham. It was a pneumatic hammer-shaped hammer, very cartoon-like, and perfectly suited to Spider-Ham's style.

"Oh, now I understand that if the old doesn't go away, the new won't come." Spider-Ham took the air hammer and kissed it, then started waving it and nodded with satisfaction.

"Be careful. Although it looks like an air hammer, its power should not be underestimated."

Yang Le reminded him, then handed the gun to Shadow Spider.

The silver gun body and black handle are a simple combination, but they attracted the attention of Shadow Spider.

Without any nonsense, Shadow Spider took the pistol and started playing with it, performing all kinds of tricks with ease.

"It's a good gun." Shadow Spider nodded with satisfaction and touched the spider logo on the gun handle.

"I knew you liked it."

Yang Le borrowed this gun from a game in his own universe, a gun in Cyberpunk 2077 - Mallorian 3516. Its owner is also a rebel like Shadow Spider.

"This gun is called Spider-90214. You can use your own bullets. It also has some special functions, which I've written down in the manual."

Yang Le handed a piece of paper to Shadow Spider. 90214 was actually Shadow Spider's universe number. This was Yang Le's little idea, but unfortunately no one understood it.

"Thank you, I will take good care of her." Shadow Spider folded the instruction manual, put it in his jacket pocket, and solemnly put away the pistol.

"I suddenly feel that my gift is not so cool." 616 Peter looked at the Shadow Spider enviously. Suddenly, the camera in his hand seemed to shake and deform, and finally turned into a spider and escaped from his control.

"What?!"

616Peter stared blankly at the fleeing camera.

"You made him unhappy." Yang Le shrugged and reminded.

"Go after him quickly, or he'll be gone soon."

"oh oh!"

616 Peter finally woke up from his dream and crawled after the escaping camera.

"Hey! Wait a minute! I'm not saying anything bad about you!"

"Now he has learned in advance how to win the girl back." Gwen smiled and walked to Yang Le's side.

"Why don't you ask me if I have prepared a gift for you?" Yang Le looked at Gwen curiously.

"Why should I ask?" Gwen looked indifferent, then grabbed Yang Le's collar with lightning speed and pulled him in front of her.

The distance between them shortened in an instant, and Yang Le could even see Gwen's eyelashes clearly.

"Aren't you all mine?"

To be honest, at this moment Yang Le felt like he was shot in the heart.

"Guys, you should come see this!"

616Peter's voice came from outside.

"There's a door outside! It's very similar to the one that brought us here!"

"Looks like a portal?" Yang Le frowned.
Is it an elephant coming?
(End of this chapter)