Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 19 Our Sword Sect's Sword is Like This

Zhang Ze looked at the three swords in the box.

He closed his eyes and shut the box.

Then open it again.

Then close the box again.

After trying several times, I finally opened the box.

He felt that his previous thoughts were bullshit.

It is willfulness and prejudice, it is the subjective consciousness and personal tendency of the self, it is the optimistic will based on a stupid mind.

The great god is right.

Zhang Ze already understood why the great player didn't open the box.

Indeed, the best box is the one that is unopened.

For many things, the reason why you are obsessed with her is because she has a secret from you, and you can only see her unknown.

Once you tear off the layers of onion skin.

Then the whole thing would be meaningless, even if her insides were white.

Just like the truth that only love stories written by virgins are the sweetest.

Only things you haven't seen are perfect.

So now Zhang Ze regrets it very much.

Very sorry.

I regret why I didn't choose to wash the penalty kick, and why I didn't choose to exchange the 8000 points for a huge sum of money.

"Are there seven days without a reason?"

"If it doesn't work, you can just wash the penalty kicks and give me the exchange points."

"Dear, you there?"

Zhang Ze harassed the system for a while.

But no one paid any attention to him.

If you can't go seven days without a reason, then you'll just have to make do with it.

Zhang Ze sat cross-legged on the ground, supporting his chin.

He thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't figure out why his painting style was so fresh and unconventional.

If you can't figure it out, then don't think about it.

Zhang Ze began to hypnotize himself.

"The swords of our Sword Sect are like this."

"Only ordinary disciples carry ordinary swords."

"Master, an iron rod."

"Grandpa Wang, use thunder as a sword."

"Senior Sister Qiao, carry the door."

"Senior Sword Spirit, he is a sword."

"Pavilion Master, there's not even a sword."

"It makes sense, very much so. The swords of our Sword Sect masters are made just like that."

in the box.

The first sword is a
butt.

Zhang Ze didn't know how to describe the thing in front of him.

But apart from the wrong color, this is also a piece of shit even if the king comes.

A dark but very moist butt.

A butt with everything a backside should have.

Shake the box and the butt will shake too.

Very elastic.

The second sword is a fish
It's a living fish.

It is a fish with a dark blue color, a long and narrow body, a wide mouth and a narrow tail.

It's a fish that twitches from time to time.

Zhang Ze didn't know what kind of thing this was.

Zhang Ze only knew that the fish was staring at him with its eyes open.

Staring at him without blinking.

The third sword is made of iron.

This piece of iron is very thin, but not long.

The complex double helix pattern is mysterious and ancient, and it coincides with the Cangran sword intent.

From a visual perspective, it seems somewhat similar to the double helix structure at the beginning of life.

Carrying the majestic vitality of the new birth of heaven and earth.

But if you look at it for a while, you will remember its other name.

Rebar.

Ass, fish, and steel bars, these are the three swords the system asked him to choose.

Although I have accepted the reality, I still don’t know which one to choose.

To be honest, Zhang Ze really wants his master to check him now.

But he was afraid that his master would see his butt and expel him.

The fish and steel bars are okay.

He really couldn't explain that butt to his master.

If the master is in a good mood today, he plans to invite the more than 30 people outside to come and see his good apprentice.

"Come, come, come, everyone, look at my good apprentice."

"This time, we were able to eradicate this evil sect entirely thanks to my apprentice's wit."

Then everyone looked at Zhang Ze sitting in front of a box with a black butt in the box.

If that were to happen, it would be better to just die. At least you could keep your name clean.

"That's not so bad. At least there's no copy of 'Drawing Sword' in the box to entertain me."

"After all, it's something you can hold in your hand."

"According to the Nine-Grid, since they can be held in the hand, they are swords."

Zhang Ze began to hypnotize himself again.

Zhang Ze thought for a long time and felt that he should take the 'steel bar', because this 'steel bar' must have the most normal feeling among the three 'swords'.

Even if it is really a piece of steel bar, at least I can throw it into the sword furnace after returning to the sect and make an iron bracelet out of it.

But curiosity killed the cat.

The system prompt is still [Pick one], instead of explaining what these three are.

Zhang Ze had been watching for a long time, and his curiosity had been aroused.

Zhang Ze really wanted to know what those two weird things were.

He felt like he was being pua.

Although the box was opened, there were actually three more boxes inside the box.

Zhang Ze had no idea why these three things were called swords by the system.

So when curiosity was piqued.

These three things are equivalent to three strangely shaped boxes.

So Zhang Ze decided to try to fix the bug.

Anything with collision volume should be able to fix the bug.

It would be best if the system could be frozen so that I can replace it with three normal swords.

For example, the sun and the moon in your hands.

For example, withered plum blossoms and broken snow.

For example, Guanhai Tianheng.

This is obviously a magical tool that the protagonist should use.

Instead of a fish, a steel bar, and a butt.

Zhang Ze reached out and grabbed the steel bar.

Because this is a guarantee, even if the card fails, you can still get this most normal thing out.

The little hand pinched it and it felt cool and hard, like metal.

Fortunately, it’s not soft.

The box didn't disappear, nor did the butt and the fish.

The fish was still looking at Zhang Ze.

"Well, touch these things."

Zhang Ze gently picked up the steel bar and lifted it off the bottom of the box.

He found that as long as the steel bars approached the box opening, the box and the two things would become transparent.

"That's good. You can move around while you're in the box, as long as you don't leave it."

Zhang Ze stretched out both hands, trying to take the fish and the steel bars out of the box at the same time.

Failed.

"pity."

Zhang Ze picked up the steel bar and poked the fish.

The fish moved, but was held down by Zhang Ze.

But Yu was still looking at Zhang Ze.

"That's good. They can influence each other."

Zhang Ze passed the steel bar through the back of the fish.

The fish was still looking at him.

Zhang Ze picked up the grilled fish sword, closed his eyes, and made up his mind.

He poked it to the side.

puff.

Finally the fish stopped looking at him.

Holding the steel bar.

Take a deep breath.

Zhang Ze took out all three swords at lightning speed.

The moment the three swords left the box, Zhang Ze felt a suction force, and the "swords" began to become transparent at the same time.

Poof, boo

Finally, after a strange sound came from nowhere.

The box disappeared.

All three swords were pulled out by Zhang Ze.

But the fish started looking at Zhang Ze again.

Zhang Ze really wanted to stroke the fish's eyes and close them.

But then he suddenly remembered that fish don't have eyelids, and that the fish had just gone to a place it shouldn't have been.

Forget it, just watch it.

You won’t get pregnant just by looking at it.

At this time, Zhang Ze finally saw the specific information of these three "swords".

"..."

Zhang Ze felt that he should be happy, but he felt that he really couldn't be happy.

"Why should I waste my time here?"

Yu still looked at Zhang Ze.

(End of this chapter)