Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 26: Weird Mission and Falling on the Bed

Liu Lili is really short of money.

Lack of copper coins, lack of gold, lack of silver, lack of spirit stones.

There are so many missing characters that I almost don’t know how to write them.

Ever since her master was killed by the Zun Tian Ba ​​Wang Demon Subduing Sword Formation that she had researched, Liu Lili fell into the abyss of lack of money.

Because of her master's failure, she also temporarily lost her job.

A while ago, she heard that the sect leader's youngest daughter was practicing the art of Thousand Machines in the Seventh Sword Pavilion, so she signed up and ran here happily.

Of course, she was the only one running over.

The other Thousand Machine Craftsmen in the Main Pavilion had all heard of Chen Qin's reputation to some extent, and they just thought that this young lady was fooling around.

Lily came, but after staying in the Seventh Sword Pavilion for a month, she didn't see the eldest lady once.

Although whether in the main pavilion or the Seventh Sword Pavilion, the sect would provide Liu Lili, as a Thousand Machine Craftsman, with basic living necessities and some spirit stones.

But Liu Lili's own research on the art of sleight of hand is a bottomless pit.

When the master was around, we could barely make ends meet, but now that he's gone, we're no longer able to make ends meet.

Liu Lili, who had been enduring the northwest wind for a month by eating a Qigong pill, felt that she couldn't go on like this any longer.

In order to avoid starving to death, she could only go to the mission hall to see if there was any mission that could save her life.

However, standing in the mission hall, Liu Lili was in tears.

Because it is almost the end of the month, there are not many tasks for this month left in the mission hall.

The rest are troublesome, weird or long-term tasks.

Most of these weird tasks come from the kind-hearted demon tribes who have settled and registered in Dongzhou.

For example, the task issued by the snake demon codenamed Qingbai Sisters
The two sisters have a special hobby.

It's dragon dancing.

But instead of dancing below, it transforms into its original form and dresses up as a dragon, then is lifted up and twisted around.

But recently there have been some problems.

The sisters fell in love with a scholar at the same time and became pregnant at the same time, but a snake demon would take seven years to give birth.

Forcing the two sisters to stop being dragons for seven years is more painful than taking their lives.

So the two sisters went to various righteous sects in Qingzhou to seek magic.

Magical spells to protect the fetus and uterus.

If all else fails, a quick birthing technique is also possible.

This crappy task has been pending for four or five months, but no one has taken it up.

According to gossip, the two sisters plan to go to the Medicine King Valley to seek a panacea.

If there is nothing in Yaowang Valley, then go to the Beast Taming Sect.

And a report has been submitted to the Seventh Sword Pavilion, and a day has been chosen to set off.

Liu Lili felt that this task was quite weird in terms of ethics, morality, human nature, and demonic nature.

The other tasks that are not weird are also somewhat perverted.

For example, this task.

A male fox said he wanted to repay his benefactor.

He was looking for a magical herb that could make his urine smell fragrant and delicious, moisten his throat, replenish qi and blood, so that he could nourish his benefactor's body.

Liu Lili didn't know whether that was the enemy who killed his father or his savior.

Anyway, these monsters have different values ​​and views on life from humans, so they dare to write anything.

Apart from these weird and perverted tasks, the rest are a bit difficult.

Basically, these tasks are only carried out by inner sect disciples in the Golden Core stage.

"A sky-collapse pit has appeared on Xiuyu Mountain. Disciples at the Jindan stage and above are required to explore it. 3000 contribution points will be awarded."

"A bounty is being offered for the Blood Lion Helm's deputy leader, the Bloodfang Taoist. 500 contribution points will be awarded to anyone who provides accurate information on his whereabouts. 5500 contribution points will be awarded to anyone who slays demons. It is recommended that cultivators at the Jindan stage or above accept the offer."

Liu Lili thought about it and felt that with her skills at the peak of Qi training and a stomach that hadn't eaten for a month, she would probably be defeated by the Blood Fang Taoist in one encounter.

then
Forget it, I won’t think about it anymore. If I think about it again, it will be considered 18+.

After skipping a few weird tasks like helping a weasel raise chickens, Liu Lili finally found a task that was not so weird.

Mission initiator, Qiao Lezhi

Task content.

Help his clever, wise and powerful junior brother find an equally clever, wise and powerful Thousand Machines monk. Request.

1. Love the art of cheating and be willing to try new things.

2. Have a certain understanding of the design and drawing of battle formations, and have your own understanding of the art of tricks.

3. Passion for the development of Qianji props, flexible thinking, sense of responsibility and team spirit.

4. Hardworking and able to bear certain work pressure.

5. Generous treatment
Although the task requirements were written in a weird way and looked strange, Liu Lili didn't care.

She was completely captivated by the two words.

The two words "good treatment" and "Thousand Machine Monk" are used.

No one ever called her a monk, because everyone called them craftsmen.

"I want to take this mission!"

Unfortunately, after she finished speaking, Liu Lili fainted from hunger.

When she woke up again, she found herself lying on the bed, with gauze curtains and a faint sandalwood scent.

It was a bed she would never be able to sleep on in her life.

In front of me is a handsome young man, holding a book in his hand, frowning and thinking deeply.

The young master looked up and walked towards her.

"What is he going to do? Will he strip me naked and throw me on the bed?"

"No, I'm in bed right now."

Liu Lili regretted that she had read the strange book called "The Rules of Cultivation in the Abnormal World" a few days ago.

She kept repeating in her mind the part where she fell on the bed.

Zhang Ze put down the "Rules of Immortality in the Abnormal World" in his hand and looked at the Thousand Machines cultivator named Liu Lili in surprise.

He didn't understand what the woman was doing on the bed. It was as flat as Senior Sister Qiao's door panel, and she couldn't do anything fancy.

Forget it, if you can’t figure it out, just don’t think about it.

"Sister Mei'er, Chen Qin, she's awake."

After a while, Sister Mei'er and Chen Qin walked in.

Liu Lili no longer thought about falling on the bed.

All she had eyes for now was the chicken in the food box Mei'er was carrying.

"Is she okay?" Chen Qin asked in a low voice.

"Let her try it first. Anyway, she is the only Thousand Machines cultivator in the Seventh Sword Pavilion now." Zhang Ze said in a low voice.

Liu Lili burped only after she had eaten the third chicken until there was nothing left of it.

"Thank you all three for saving my life. I still have a mission to complete. Once I receive my reward, I will definitely return to repay you."

"What other tasks do you have?" Zhang Ze asked.

"A task issued by a senior sister named Qiao Lezhi."

"Help his clever, wise and powerful junior brother find an equally clever, wise and powerful Thousand Machines cultivator."

Liu Lili patted her chest and said, "I am the clever, wise and powerful Thousand Machines Monk."

Zhang Ze clenched his fists and gave up.

I can’t beat Qiao Lezhi yet.

I will never let this woman assign tasks for me again.

"I am that smart, wise and brave junior brother." Zhang Ze pointed to his nose.

"Ah, nice to meet you, nice to meet you..."

After an awkward self-introduction, Liu Lili finally understood what Zhang Ze was going to do.

Zhang Ze asked her to improve the prototype prop made by Chen Qin so that it could adapt to a variety of weapons.

At the same time, new special effects are recombined based on the various formations and techniques disassembled by Zhang Ze.

Then start selling.

It is sold in the Sword Sect and also sold outside the sect.

Liu Lili held the small sword guard in her hand. She felt that she would never be short of money again, never again.

(End of this chapter)