Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 367: Boil Zhang Ze into soup, or Fu Ji will rule the world

Shu Ren once said that people are most vulnerable when they see their butts.

Zhang Ze was not the only one who saw the butt sticking out from outside the city wall. As soon as it appeared, it caused quite a bit of trouble in the city.

The demons in the northern border are now in a state of panic, and many have become frightened. Seeing such a divine object, they thought it was another sign of some kind of change.

Fortunately, Lao Li took action at the first moment. With a wave of his hand, his big iron stick flew out of his hand and broke into thousands of iron needles, forming a sword formation that enveloped the sky above Prince City.

In the sword formation there are seven large characters that are bright, gradient, and have special effects.

[Don't panic, the Sword Sect is protecting you]

As the instigator, Fu Ji was not willing to be outdone. Blue water seeped out from the cracks in the bricks of the city wall, and sticky mycelium spread on the wall, forming a sentence.

【Hehe, don’t run】

However, Fu Ji's words seemed to have some counter-effect, and the demons in the city became even more panicked.

Fortunately, the Sword Sect's face was useful enough, and after a period of chaos, the city finally quieted down.

Zhang Ze and his companions also flew to the top of the city wall, bent down and looked down, and found that there were seven little girls lined up from east to west under the city wall.

Each little fuji girl tilted her head back and blew out a translucent big Tai Sui like blowing bubbles.

Zhang Ze, "What are you doing?"

The little fuji who was secretly filming transformed into a ball of eggs, jumped up to Zhang Ze, and explained, "It's like this"

According to Tuotuodan Fuji, just now, she caught a little white man who had wandered over here.

Then the seven of them couldn't resist their greed and ate the little white guy.

"After eating it, my head gets all buzzing and my heart beats faster. Okay, I don't have a heart, I'm just describing that feeling."

"Anyway! I'm just super excited!"

"After that, we started arguing with ourselves. In the end, we won the argument and vomited Tai Sui."

"This one is different from the previous ones. This one can blow bubbles!"

Although Tuotuo Fuji didn't eat it, she seemed to be infected by the others and became a little excited.

Zhang Ze lowered his head and asked, "So what is the solution you mentioned?"

"Let me go eat all those little white guys!" Tuotuodan Fuji exhaled a puff of green smoke, and a simple and scribbled map appeared in the smoke.

On the left side of the map was a Pac-Man-like face, and to the right of the face was a broken straight line, representing the Great Wall of the North.

【Diagram of the Eat All Over the Great Wall Plan】

Zhang Ze, “.”

Is this reasonable?

But regardless of whether this unreliable plan is reasonable or not, these people have to be put in their place first.

The QQ bouncing stick here is really an eyesore.

"We'll discuss this matter later. Fu Ji, let those guys take that Tai Sui away first." Zhang Ze said, looking towards the city.

"Okay." Tuotuodan Fuji jumped into the air, the ahoge on her head shook, and she made a gesture to herself to gather the troops under the city.

Several people under the city inhaled at the same time, and the balloon-like mutant Tai Sui shrank back in an instant, and finally turned into an ordinary mutant Tai Sui as tall as a person.

After shrinking it, the little gay girls sat on it, treating these Tai Sui as bouncy balls, jumping around happily. Although it was still a bit weird, at least it was not scary anymore.

After temporarily dealing with the little Fu Ji, the group returned to the City Lord's Mansion.

Sitting down at the table, Zhang Ze said to Mee Mee, "Mee Mee, I want to ask you something."

"What, what's the matter." Meeme, who had just taken a secret photo of Zhang Ze, felt a little guilty.

"You've been with the old guy the longest, do you know how to fix this kind of thing?"

Zhang Ze put the radio on the table and pushed it in front of Meeme.

Although Meeme suffers from daily amnesia, some basic common sense cannot be washed away by the old man. Zhang Ze thinks that Meeme might be able to repair this thing.

It’s free anyway, so I just asked.

After jumping down from Lao Li's shoulder, Meeme placed the radio in front of herself and looked at it for a long time.

Meow Meow shook her head. "I don't know. I've never seen anything like this before, but if you ask me how to repair it, I might be able to."

She rubbed her hands, muttered to herself, walked around the radio twice, then hooked her hand to Zhang Ze, asking him to hold the radio.

Zhang Ze didn't understand why, but he did it anyway.

After seeing Zhang Ze support her, Mee Mee took a few steps back, took a run-up and jumped, then kicked the radio at a 45-degree angle upwards.

Then Zhang Ze reached out to stop him.

"What for?" Meow Meow asked dissatisfiedly.

"I'm asking you if you can fix it, not destroying public property." Zhang Ze said, protecting the radio like a baby.

"I'm just fixing it. Although I haven't seen this thing called a radio, I've seen other things. I used to fix it this way."

Seeing that Zhang Ze didn't believe her, Meeme tapped the storage ring on her arm, which she wore as an armband, and released a bronze magic weapon.

A bronze-colored TV with a large head that looked like it had just been unearthed last week.

Zhang Ze, "?"

"What is this?" Old Li looked at it curiously.

Lao Li could probably guess what this thing was used for, but he just thought it was a bit primitive.

After the launch of Little Walnut, crystal screens began to spread with Qianji Town as the center, and in the first month of their popularization, they began to move towards thinner and larger sizes.

Old Li has never seen such a stupid and primitive thing.

"I don't know its real name, but the old man has always called it the Big Head. It's so precious that he won't let me touch it unless it breaks and needs me to fix it."

As he said that, Meow Meow jumped onto the TV and elbowed the ground.

After a click, the TV came on.

However, there was no human figure inside, only flickering snowflakes.

"What's on it?" Old Tang also came forward and asked.

He just felt that the flash points in it were full of mysteries, but his eyes hurt after looking at them for a long time.

Mee Mee pondered for a moment after hearing this, then imitated the old man's demeanor and said in a conscientious manner, "This is a snowflake, but not an ordinary snowflake.

"This is the afterglow left in the world when the heavens were born."

"Wow!" Tuotuodan Fuji exclaimed in confusion.

Seeing that everyone was stunned by his coaxing, Meow Meow spread his hands with satisfaction, "Impressive, right? But don't ask me what this means, because I don't know either."

After saying that, MeeMee leaned against the TV, crossed her arms and looked at Zhang Ze, "Order now, do you want a MeeMee elbow strike or a MeeMee flying kick?"

"Elbow." Zhang Ze said.

"okay."

Meow Meow jumped up and made a 365-degree loop in the air. Spiritual energy surrounded her body, gradually forming a complex formation.

The blow hit home, his elbow hitting the top cover of the radio.

Baa, "Try now."

Zhang Ze tried to turn the knob. He didn't know if it was because of Meow Meow's elbow strike that really worked, or if it was just bad luck, but it seemed that he actually fixed the broken radio.

This time, not only sounds appeared, but also images.

A woman in white was projected.

It was the legendary fox demon sister Yu Jie.

Her appearance was far less charming than Zhang Ze had imagined. All he could say was that she was just a tall white peach.

A big white peach with nine tails.

Looking at Sister Yu's face, Zhang Ze seemed to understand Bai Tao's strange generation and where their family's powerful bloodline, like a clone, came from.

awesome.

Sister Yu's voice became clear, and the method of dealing with the little white man was no longer vague.

"Release the Bully Shadow in the Mushroom Valley"

Sister Yu explained her method in great detail, but it was a bit rote.

In short, it involved using the Shadow of the Strongman as a sacrifice, performing a complex ritual, and setting up magic arrays at specific locations using the Divine Shadow Stones obtained from the sacrifice to the Shadow of the Strongman to suppress the appearance of the little white men. Finally, a new Great Wall of the North Mirror was rebuilt.

This method is not only time-consuming, but also requires the full strength of the demon clan, and there is another difficulty besides this.

That is the problem with the shadow of the bully.

After Sister Yu's image disappeared and silence returned to the room, Zhang Ze took out his super-evolved Big White Pill.

"Well, although it's hard to explain, it seems that the shadow of the strong man has merged with my golden elixir."

Zhang Ze said with some embarrassment.

Due to this sudden situation, things are becoming a bit troublesome.

If Zhang Ze wants to carry out Sister Yu's plan, he needs to offer his evolved Big White Pill.

But this big white pill is different from other golden pills. It is connected to Zhang Ze's life. If you really follow Sister Yu's method, it will be no different from crushing Zhang Ze into pieces and stewing him into soup.

The whole plan changed from sacrificing Qiang Liang to boiling Zhang Ze into soup.

Zhang Ze was in a complicated mood at this moment. He thought he was a good person, but the prerequisite for being a good person was to be a human being.

Since we are human beings, we don’t want to die.

Things like generous dedication always require a certain atmosphere, and you can't just follow what others say.

If a star hit the earth at this moment and Zhang Ze needed to sacrifice himself to block it, then he would look at the star in the sky that was getting bigger and bigger, and then think about the people around him, and his mind would get hot.

But now this situation
Zhang Ze turned his head to look at Tuotuodan Fuji who was huddled in front of the TV. She had been watching the snowflakes and laughing foolishly since the beginning, feeling the afterglow of the birth of the heavens. He really couldn't muster the mood to die.

Zhang Ze, "That."

Before Zhang Ze could say anything, Lao Li shook his head and said, "I don't agree. I don't care what you think. I just don't agree."

Old Tang also said, "Why are you so anxious? The old one is not dead, so why should the young one die? The production of Qianji Pavilion has increased recently, and it won't be a problem for the Northern Great Wall to hold out for another year. We can think of a solution slowly.

"If you ask me," Mee Mee cautiously nudged the fuji who was obsessed with snowflake dots, "Let's try this fuji master's method. I think her method of eating from east to west is quite reliable."

"Then give it a try?"

Dragon's beard mouth.

As dusk approaches, sunlight spreads from the west, dyeing the dilapidated Northern Wall an eerie orange.

In the shadows under the ruins, the air twisted and little white dogs crawled out from the shadows.

This was the first time Zhang Ze saw a little white man.

There is nothing much to say, I can only sigh that this thing is so white.

Zhang Ze picked one at random, reached out and grabbed it, and pinched this, touched that, and checked the little white man's body from head to toe like he was looking at an animal.

"Senior brother, are you okay?" The little sister looked at Zhang Ze curiously.

This thing is very polluting. Even junior sisters would avoid touching it if possible. There are almost no people who do it like Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze shook his head. "I don't feel anything. Maybe it's because I have the shadow of a strong man in my body. This thing has no effect on me."

The junior sister sighed, feeling a little envious, then she casually swung her sword and cleared out the rest of the little white men.

Fu Ji is still preparing. In order for the test to go smoothly, she not only needs to catch white men of various shapes from various broken parts of the Great Wall, but she also needs to take the time to call over different versions of herself.

Tuotuo fuji, maid fuji, Douding fuji, smart fuji, attacking fuji, etc.

She said this is called a controlled experiment and it is definitely not for eating more.

Zhang Ze, because he was bored, came to his junior sister, firstly to chat, and secondly to kill a few white guys to get a feel for them.

But when he held the little white guy in his hands at this moment, he always felt a little familiar.

In order to verify his guess, Zhang Ze stared at the hole on the face of the little white man in his hand and punched it in.

Chen Qin, “!”

"Brother, what are you doing?"

"There's a rotating hole on the face of this thing. Aren't you curious about what's inside it?" Zhang Ze put his entire arm in and felt around inside, speaking in a matter-of-fact tone.

"This is too much."

Sometimes the junior sister is actually quite helpless, especially when Zhang Ze occasionally acts serious and does outrageous and immoral things as if it is a matter of course.

But then again, despite being immoral, she was really curious.

"So what's inside?" asked the junior sister.

"Nothing, but I roughly know what this thing is." Zhang Ze pulled his hand out of the little white man's body, and at the same time performed the soul fusion technique and entered the state of soul fusion.

The soul fusion technique blurred the boundary between matter and spiritual energy. Walking between the two, Zhang Ze once again reached his hand into the vortex on the little white man's face.

As Zhang Ze's perception gradually spread, the little white man in his hand also gradually changed.

The little white creature began to dissolve, white mist rose around it, and its body was decomposed into the purest spiritual energy.

After the little white man disappeared, a ball of pink mist was pinched in Zhang Ze's hand.

"Hey? What is this?" The junior sister looked at the thing in Zhang Ze's hand in surprise.

She had been the king of chopping wood at the Great Wall for half a month, but had never encountered anything like this.

"This is the 'inner demon', or evil thought, carried by the little white man," said Zhang Ze.

Junior Sister, "Why is it pink?"

Zhang Ze, "I changed it. I think pink looks good."

Junior sister, "."

These little white men appeared out of nowhere around the Great Wall, and there were countless of them.

The principle of its formation is similar to the reverse soul fusion technique. It is precisely because of this evil thought that it is shaped by a force that comes from nowhere, and thus it has a physical form.

In this disinfecting, only the bodies of these little white people formed by spiritual energy were cut off, but the evil thoughts at the core of them were not damaged at all.

Or there may be losses, but because the quantity is too large, no one notices.

Zhang Ze was able to detect this thing because of the strong shadow that was integrated into his golden elixir.

The art of soul fusion and the shadow of strength are both indispensable.

"If we get rid of these things, can we put an end to this natural disaster of little white people?" the junior sister asked curiously.

But Zhang Ze shook his head and let go of his hand.

The misty pink inner demon seemed to be pulled by some force and sucked back into the ruins of the Great Wall.

At the moment of returning, the entire section of the Great Wall ruins flashed, first pink, then dark black, and finally disappeared into thin air.

This evil thought permeates the entire Great Wall and is almost endless.

The junior sister opened her mouth wide and pointed at the Great Wall of the North, which was dilapidated but still stretched as far as the eye could see.

“So this is all.”

"Well, I don't know what the demons are up to, but such a long stretch of the Great Wall is surrounded by these things.

“The little white guy is the result, not the cause.

"Theoretically, the Northern Wall is broken, but not completely. These evil spirits are still imprisoned here.

"The Great Wall is like a pool, but now it seems to be full. It's because of the overflow of evil thoughts that these things appear, probably."

Zhang Ze said, pinching his chin.

If this is the real situation, then boiling Zhang Ze into soup does not seem to solve the fundamental problem.

This is just a minor repair, just making the reservoir higher.

As for Fu Ji
He lay down by the pool and started drinking.

From this point of view, Fu Ji's method seems to be more reliable.

After all, there is an old saying about water management: it is better to drain than to block, and it is better to drink than to drain.

But the question is, can Fu Ji really finish it?

Zhang Ze imagined that the ruins of the Great Wall were covered with rotten girls, from west to east, and finally the entire Great Wall was assimilated into a super giant long strip of rotten girls.

The super huge long strip of Fuji began to wriggle, and countless cute little faces emerged from it, looking at herself and happily calling Zhang Ze Brother
Zhang Ze shuddered.

Or, why not make yourself into soup?

This is at least a little more normal.

(End of this chapter)