Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 373 I’ll Kill You All When I Get Out

Mei'er looked at the box in front of her, feeling warm in her heart as if she had seen the most precious treasure in the world.

She suddenly felt that being lost for more than a month was actually worth it.

Stepping forward, Mei'er planned to open the box right now and appreciate the legendary masterpiece of the senior sister Kouyang.

But before she could get close, she saw Qiao Lezhi's door panel sword blocking her.

"Don't be anxious. Be careful of traps. Let's be cautious." Qiao Lezhi said seriously.

It was really strange to hear these words coming from a ruffian who swung a door-board sword.

Seeing that Mei'er was puzzled, Qiao Lezhi took out a book, opened it with one hand and handed it to Mei'er.

"It's written in the book. I can read it now."

Mei'er took the book, turned to the cover, looked at the flamboyant title on it, and raised her eyebrows.

On the Deployment and Laying of Mines in Man-Made Secret Realms, and the Weakness of Human Hearts

What a long book title.

"What book is this and who wrote it?" Mei'er asked.

"What book is it? The title is already written. As for who the author is, I don't know. I took it from my master before I left." Qiao Lezhi admitted.

"But I think the book is quite reasonable. I suspect that even the Sect Master has read this book, because many of the arrangements he made are classic cases in it.

"The end point is the most dangerous." Qiao Lezhi said, pointing to one of the pages.

Mei'er thought so too, and did not rule out the possibility that Senior Sister Kouyang was playing tricks on her. She took a step back and took out a magic weapon that looked like a glass cup.

The rim of the glass cup is sealed with a layer of crystal wax. Looking through the crystal wax, one can see purple air flowing in the cup, and illusions of mountains and rivers flickering and gathering and dispersing.

This wisp of purple air comes from the Heavenly Master of Mount Longhu. It can predict good and bad fortune, and help one find a way out of danger and find a way out among the eight gates.

That's what the ads say, anyway.

As for whether the effect of this purple air is really that good, Mei'er doesn't know.

This is a new product launched by Longhushan in recent years, and it is her first time using it.

Mei'er turned the glass cup over and confirmed the date engraved on the bottom of the cup and the small stamp next to it that said "Open the lid to win a prize, win another cup". After confirming that it was authentic and still after the expiration date, she put her hand on the crystal wax and prepared to open it.

But before he could make a move, he was stopped by Qiao Lezhi.

"Wait, I just remembered that the book also said that using magic tools to detect traps is not reliable."

Mei'er asked, "What's the most reliable one?"

Qiao Lezhi replied, "Use people."

Mei'er, "?"

This book seems a bit extreme.

Mei'er looked at Qiao Lezhi with a strange expression, "There are only two of us here now. You said you need someone. Are you going to be this human detector?"

"No, I'm not stupid." The clever Qiao Lezhi shook her head and pointed to the way she came. "When we were digging the hole just now, we passed by an underground icy lake.

"I see a lot of living things there, and there seems to be a kind of monkey that looks like a fluttering moth. We can catch some of them and use them as a test.

"I remember Junior Brother Zhang Ze said that monkeys and humans are actually similar."

"Okay." Mei'er looked at Qiao Lezhi speechlessly, and finally nodded in agreement.

In addition to being cautious when going out, unity is also very important. You must tolerate your teammates' little tricks and strange behaviors.

It seems that Zhang Ze also said this, Mei'er thought.

Just as Qiao Lezhi was about to step forward to lead the way, Mei'er remembered something and reached out to stop Qiao Lezhi.

Mei'er, "Wait a minute, I'll lead the way this time. You can't go straight up or down without going the wrong way. I'm afraid you'll get into a ditch again."

"Hahaha, okay, I'll listen to you." Qiao Lezhi was also relieved. She didn't fight for it. She happily put away the door panel sword and followed Mei'er with her hands behind her back.

The two left temporarily, and in a corridor above Meow Meow's treasure room, a snow leopard popped its head out.

Affected by the aurora, the weather has become chaotic in the Arctic ice field, and the world is in turmoil. This maze-like ice corridor has become increasingly dangerous.

So we can’t really blame Qiao Lezhi entirely for the reverse high-speed train ride just now.

However, Shoushou was not affected by this chaos. He walked slowly towards the cave where Meeme's treasure was hidden.

He was not going to find the pornographic book, he was going to absorb the power of the earth veins.

Feeling the surging energy deep in the earth's veins, Shoushou's mood became more and more complicated.

Although I, a dignified Golden Right Hand, have seen countless storms and waves, and am not a useless person who grew up playing with balls, after traveling to this northern border, my heart has been shaking and I feel uneasy.

As the saying goes, man proposes, God disposes. Now that Shou Shou has calmed down, he feels more and more that God's will is not on his side.

When his arms and legs were separated, he and his left hand were separated together, and he was responsible for planning and training one hundred Heavenly Guards to lay the foundation for the new dynasty.

After completing all the preparations, handing over relevant matters to his left hand, and leaving a little finger as a token of his loyalty, he fell into a deep sleep.

But he didn't expect that after thousands of years, what was waiting for him was not the ultimate empire that would last forever, nor the cheap drama of fighting for the palace.

But it's just one mess after another.

Everything is in vain.

In the war with the Western Barbarians, that useless guy lost.

Both eyeballs are completely lost.

That slut with big thighs, I read the message but didn’t reply.

The rest, I don’t know where they are now.

In short, it's all garbage.

But for the opponent, the worst one is the stupid one on the left.

I don’t know what this useless guy Zuoshou did. After I fell asleep, he turned the high-ranking Tianshenwei into a small, hateful sect called the Hundred Demons Sect.

He even destroyed the Hundred Demons Sect on the side of the road.

Shoushou still remembers the scene when he woke up.

When he regained consciousness, he found himself sealed in a crystal.

The crystal was inserted into a large pit on the top of a mountain.

There were white clouds floating in the blue sky above his head, and red-bottomed monkeys were running all over the mountain beside him.

The brain contains the information left by the left hand.

[Now is a new era, and there is no room for our ship yet.]

[Do not contact the Heavenly Guards, as they have become the Hundred Demons Sect.]

[But don't contact the Hundred Demon Sect. I destroyed them because of some minor operational errors.]

[But don't be discouraged, brother. There's still a chance to turn the tables. I've left you a map and a method for refining earth veins.]

[Follow the map and you will be successful if you reach Baidi City.]

[We'll contact each other once we get to Baidi City. I'll figure out what to do next, brother.]

[By the way, let me tell you something else. I refined your little finger into a magical weapon and gave it to my subordinates.]

[You don't need to go out of your way to look for it, because my men are probably all dead, so your little finger is probably completely lost.]

【Anyway, come on! 】

Not a single word sounded like human language.

Whenever he thought of this, Shoushou became so angry that his hair exploded.

I don't know what that bastard was thinking. If he wanted to reward his men, he could just cut off his own finger. Why use someone else's? What's the point of giving my finger away while I'm asleep?

"Useless Left Hand, I would have won long ago if I were in charge." Shou Shou cursed in a low voice.

Shou Shou calmed himself down and silently repeated several times: Don't be angry, anger is harmful to your health.

It’s not that Shoushou has a good temper, but that he knows not to think too much about it.

As he got angrier the more he thought about it, he counted and found that none of his teammates were real.

Either he is a traitor, a lucky guy, or a traitor.

"You're a bunch of bugs! When I'm invincible, I'll kill you all."

Thinking about these random things, Shoushou continued to walk towards the abyss while breathing out air.

After a while, he relied on the art of pulse diagnosis to guide him to the place where the earth vein energy was the most concentrated.

His body turned into a pool of black water and penetrated through the ice. When he reassembled himself, he saw a treasure chest in front of him as soon as he opened his eyes.

There is a sign next to the treasure chest.

【The Treasure of the Yellow Book of Mee Mee God】

Hands, "?" Someone has been here before?

Shou Shou, who was in alert mode towards people, immediately entered the airplane-ear hunched back posture. He paced slowly, continued to breathe out through his half-toothless mouth, and carefully observed his surroundings.

Sniffing, he smelled the scent of Qiao Lezhi and Mei'er, and also saw the big hole dug by the two.

After circling the cave entrance several times and sensing the surroundings, Shou Shou carefully retreated behind an icicle and hid himself.

Although he didn't know where these two people came from or who put the sign and the box there, Shoushou still decided to kill them to eliminate future trouble.

Moreover, if we take action here, no one will notice, and we won't even need a place to bury the body.

Shou Shou waited and waited, but the two of them didn't come back. He wagged his tail in annoyance, his eyes occasionally glancing at the box.

【MeeMee’s Treasure of Yellow Books】

Perhaps because he has been integrated with the snow leopard for a long time, he has been more and more deeply influenced by the snow leopard.

This curiosity is a bit unstoppable.

"How about I open it and take a look first?"

"Open it and take a look. It won't hurt to wait a little longer. Reading more is good for you."

After a fierce ideological struggle, Shoushou finally succumbed to his curiosity. He walked to the box with a cat-like gait and looked at it carefully.

Curiosity is curiosity, but basic caution still needs to be maintained.

He did not open the box directly, but blew a puff of black smoke into the box. The black smoke swirled around the box several times and finally dissipated into thin air.

Nothing happens.

The box is very clean, but due to its special material, outsiders cannot see inside or take things out.

If you want to take something out of the box, you have to go forward and open the buckle.

Shou Shou was cautious and still did not move forward. He cast seven or eight spells to test the box. After confirming that there was really no problem with it, he separated a black shadow, used the shadow as the soul and ice as the bones, and molded out a little man.

The little man jumped in front of the box and opened the buckle on the box with a force of his hand.

Shou Shou stood up and stretched his neck to look inside the box.

"Huh? Why is it empty?"

He was completely oblivious to the faint glow of the wooden sign next to the box.

There is no spell on the box, but there is one on the wooden sign.

Twelve transparent shadows flew out from the wooden sign, the number exactly equal to the sum of the number of people who came to the cave and the number of spells used by Shoushou.

Two shadows flew towards the hole dug by Qiao Lezhi, but probably because Qiao Lezhi and Mei'er were out of the range of the spell, the two shadows turned back halfway and surrounded Shoushou from behind.

The words on the wooden sign also changed.

It has transformed from "MeeMee's Treasure of Pornographic Books" into a motto.

[Those who read pornographic books need to keep their minds as clear as a mirror and control their own hearts.]

Shou Shou didn't know what reading pornographic books had to do with having a clear mind like a mirror and self-discipline, but he knew that his heart was definitely not clean.

The twelve white shadows invaded the snow leopard's body and found Shoushou's real body in the chaotic black smoke inside.

White Shadow is not an offensive technique, but a method of detecting and confinement.

Its principle is similar to the warning arrays engraved on the main gate of the righteous sect, but it is more sophisticated.

The white shadow turned into a chain, tightly wrapped around the broken palm, and then began to tighten.

Shou Shou felt his strength beginning to fade, just like when he was being hunted by the strong shadow in Donggu Valley.

With most of his power sealed, he really turned into a snow leopard, a snow leopard with less clear eyes.

"Grandma's."

Shoushou cursed and panted as he climbed up from the ground. Shivering, he wondered how to escape from this maze-like ice corridor.

Now, forget about refining the earth veins, not freezing to death would be considered a success.

He looked at the wooden sign that had returned to its original shape and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Mee-mee, right? I'm going to kill you too when I get out."

As Shou Shou added new enemies to the little notebook in his heart, the voices of Mei'er and Qiao Lezhi came out from the ice that had been dug out.

Qiao Lezhi said, "Look, it's really not my fault. It's this place that's the problem. Everyone who comes here gets lost. I'd rather not bother looking for anything alive. Let's just open the box directly."

Mei'er, "Didn't you suggest finding a living creature to explore the way?"

Qiao Lezhi said, "I just said it casually at the time, but now I think about it again. Since the person who left the treasure here is from our Sword Sect, there is no problem.

"It's not reasonable for one's own people to betray one's own people, don't you think?"

Mei'er, "I think you're just lazy."

Qiao Lezhi said, "Hahaha, Sister Mei, you are so accurate."

The two people over there were laughing, while Shoushou was panicking.

Judging from the conversation between the two people, they seem to be from the Sword Sect.

But now he is just a useless snow leopard with a lame leg. With his mediocre skills, he cannot defeat two ruffians from the Sword Sect.

Shou Shou wanted to hide first, but the ice was too slippery and he fell to the ground with a thud. The more anxious he was, the harder it was to stand up. He struggled for a long time but just kept dancing on the spot.

The noise he made naturally attracted the attention of Qiao Lezhi and Mei'er.

Qiao Lezhi said, "Huh? There seems to be something in the cave."

At the critical moment, when Qiao Lezhi and Mei'er were about to see him, Shoushou stopped street dancing, fell to the ground with his belly exposed, twisted stiffly, and tried to scream a few times to act cute and get away with it.

but……

How did the snow leopard get its name?
Shou Shou, who really couldn't remember, could only try his best to make his eyes look clear and pure, and then he meowed.

"Meow~"

In theory, this should work.

But unfortunately, the person he met was Qiao Lezhi.

Qiao Lezhi started to think.

I don't know what she was thinking. Qiao Lezhi, who was over 30 degrees Celsius, looked at the seemingly pure and cute Snow Leopard and said something that was as cold as minus 30 degrees Celsius.

“Is snow leopard delicious?”

Mei'er & Shoushou, "?"

"You're being a bit extreme. You can't eat everything," Mei'er advised.

"That's right." Qiao Lezhi nodded.

However, just as Shou Shou breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Mei'er pull out her sword.

"How could there be a snow leopard in a place like this? Something must be wrong. It's better to kill it with a sword to avoid any more trouble."

Hands, "?"

Although I don’t know what’s going on, it seems to be different from what I expected.

However, Shou Shou was worthy of being Shou Shou. He turned over, whimpering for mercy while pointing at the open box behind him.

Mei'er's sword deviated half an inch.

"Did you come out of the box?" Mei'er asked.

Shou Shou nodded vigorously.

Anyway, there's nothing in the box, so he can make up whatever he wants. He'll just have to trick the two of them into believing he's the treasure. He'll live as long as he can until the white shadow seal loosens...

I will kill you all!
Mei'er still pointed her sword at her hand, and at the same time glanced into the box, and found that it was indeed empty.

She remained silent, as if she was engaged in some kind of psychological struggle, and after a moment she put away the sword.

"alright."

Finding a glimmer of hope, he snorted coldly in his heart, thinking that this greedy and stupid woman really couldn't resist cute things.

But before he could act cute again, he suddenly felt a claw tighten on his hand, as if someone had grabbed him.

When he came to his senses again, he found himself being grabbed by the hind legs by Mei'er and stuffed into a large cage.

The cage was engraved with the words "Product of the Beast Taming Sect, must be a top quality product", and there were crackling electric lights around it.

Mei'er glared at the snow leopard.

"I don't know what's going on, but tell me the truth! Where did you hide my pornographic book?"

Hands, “…”

Damn it, you lunatics from the Sword Sect, I’ll kill you two first when I get out!
(End of this chapter)