Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 375: I’m not afraid of Lao Deng’s strength, I’m afraid of his culture
Chapter 375: I’m not afraid of Lao Deng’s strength, I’m afraid of his culture
In order to catch Shoushou, after determining his location using the finger bone relic, everyone immediately formulated a capture plan.
Zhang Ze did not participate in this plan except for giving it a name out of boredom and coming up with a weird idea.
All are the responsibility of the old Dengs.
The old men also learned from the lesson of their almost failed attempt to catch the eyeballs last time, and were well prepared this time.
……
On the outskirts of the Arctic ice field, Qiao Lezhi crawled out of the ice crack carrying a large package on her back. After stretching herself, she dropped the large cloth bag on the ground with a bang.
"Phew, it's finally out."
The package contained all the things Qiao Lezhi picked up from the ice vein corridor, including ice amber that sealed the dried corpse of a small animal, minerals of unknown use, mushrooms as hard as ice, and some relics left behind by previous explorations.
These were her treasures, the spoils of this great adventure. Because she had picked up so much, so much that her storage device couldn't hold it all, she put them in a large bag and carried it on her shoulder.
As for why he didn't put it with Mei'er, but insisted on carrying it on his back, Qiao Lezhi said that this was the joy of harvest, and he would feel happy only when he carried it on his back.
"Where are we going now?" Qiao Lezhi kicked the cage boredly and turned to Mei'er.
Although this place is on the outskirts of the Arctic ice field, it is still covered by the aurora, so it is still difficult to identify the direction. If you walk around aimlessly, you might end up in some unlucky place.
"Let's go back to the Great Wall in the North." Mei'er said and began to rummage through the treasure bag, looking for her little walnut.
Her treasure bag was also filled with a lot of miscellaneous things, and she didn't know where she had stuffed the little walnut.
Qiao Lezhi just watched with his hands behind his back, and gave up the idea of looking for anything from his pile of junk.
Qiao Lezhi said nothing and just kept kicking the cage.
Because they left the Ice Vein Corridor, the seal on Shoushou's body weakened a little. Shoushou glanced at Qiao Lezhi, suppressed the urge to grit his teeth and continued to lie there quietly.
It’s not that I won’t report it, the time has not come yet
While searching for the little walnut, Mei'er suddenly saw something move on the snow hill not far away. A sheep doll the size of a palm popped out from behind the snow hill, glanced at them, and then ran away with a clatter.
Mei'er rubbed her eyes and found that it was not an illusion, but a moving sheep doll in the snow.
Moreover, she always felt that this sheep doll looked familiar, as if she had seen it somewhere.
"Sheep... Sheep doll, oh yeah, I remember now!"
Mei'er suddenly remembered that in the precious and rare pornographic book left by Senior Sister Kouyang, there was a cute sheep-headed doll pattern drawn every few pages.
The pattern looks exactly like the sheep doll in front of me.
Mei'er chased after him without thinking.
"Oh! Wait for me!"
Seeing Mei'er suddenly take action, Qiao Lezhi hurriedly chased after her with the cage in one hand and the bag on his back in the other.
……
Mee Mee was holding a small walnut in her hand and reporting the situation here as she ran.
"The situation has changed. There are not only snow leopards here. There are also two... female cultivators from the Sword Sect."
"I'm not sure. I'm not sure if they've been bewitched by the snow leopard. Oh, that snow leopard looks a little strange. He's currently locked in a cage."
"..."
"Okay, got it."
Although Mee Mee didn't know why the woman was pursuing her, this did not affect the execution of the plan. Instead, it saved her a lot of trouble.
……
Mei'er and Qiao Lezhi chased after him and soon caught up with him near an ice lake.
The sheep doll disappeared from their sight after crossing the icy lake.
Standing on the ice, the two were at a loss for a moment.
Mei'er looked down at the ice beneath her feet. The ice of the lake reflected the aurora in the sky, and in a trance it looked like a smiling face.
Smiley face?
Mei'er was stunned for a moment, but soon she found that she was not mistaken, it was really a smiling face.
Fu Ji's smiling face.
Why is Fu Ji here?
"Hehe, good morning, Mei'er..."
After devouring a large number of little white people, Fu Ji also underwent some kind of evolution, which should be considered positive, but it was still a somewhat weird evolution.
She now comes together to become even bigger than before, and has some new moves.
Fu Ji calls this tactic hunting, or making friends.
"It's a friend, hehe."
The giant rotten girl smiled, stretched out her body, and swam under the ice with her light blue translucent body. Countless hands reached through the ice to grab the two people.
Thick fog rose up around at an inopportune time, and huge blue tentacles appeared and disappeared in the fog, isolating everything around them from the wind and snow.
Before Mei'er and Qiao Lezhi could react, they were grabbed by Fu Ji's countless little hands. As Fu Ji's laughter became more and more pleasant, their thinking began to become slow and sticky.
Like falling into the abyss.
When they regained consciousness, they discovered they had not been eaten by Fu Ji, but had been transported to Prince City. Surrounding them were Old Li and the six elders below the Refining Void Realm, who were standing by in full battle array.
Seeing that they were her elders, Qiao Lezhi wanted to stand up and greet them with a smile, but before she could open her mouth, a talisman was stuck on her forehead. Then all kinds of restraint spells were cast, and this group of old men and women captured her and Mei'er.
"No, there's no such thing in the sect's rules. Is it illegal for me to get lost while sleepwalking?"
Qiao Lezhi, who was confused, argued.
Seeing Qiao Lezhi's expression, Lao Li hesitated for a moment, "I doubt she's okay..."
"It's better to be cautious. Emperor Xiao Jing's methods are cunning and we must be on guard. This is also for their own good." An elder from the Sword Sect's headquarters said.
"Elder Li, what's going on?"
Mei'er didn't make a fuss like Qiao Lezhi, she spoke in a calm tone.
"Although I don't know why you two are there, the snow leopard you put in the cage is not an ordinary creature, but the severed palm of Emperor Xiao Jing. It has the ability to corrupt people's hearts. We suspect..."
"I understand." Mei'er also knew something about Emperor Xiao Jing's affairs, so she naturally understood what Lao Li and others did.
Although he didn't know what was going on, Qiao Lezhi felt that this must be a big deal. He looked around and said, "Huh? If Leopard is that Xiao thing, then where is the Snow Leopard? Why are there only two of us here? Where is it? Did it run away?"
Qiao Lezhi had four questions.
"He didn't run away." Mee Mee appeared from behind Lao Li and pointed at the sky, saying, "He's been caught."
Qiao Lezhi turned his head and found that the clouds in the sky had been split into two halves at some point, as if something had just penetrated the sky and earth.
……
Ice lake.
When Fu Ji appeared and her laughter, which was no less evil than his own, or even more bizarre, filled the surroundings, Shou Shou realized that something was wrong.
But before he could think of a way to escape, he saw the big one coming.
The threat does not come from Fu Ji, but from the sky.
A huge boat fell from the sky and rolled towards him.
In an instant, the surrounding heaven and earth were forbidden, and the pressure of the Mahayana cultivator descended on his head.
If Shoushou was still a human, there might be some explanation, but he is just a snow leopard now, so he can't do anything.
"No? Isn't there the White Emperor Alliance? Where did this Mahayana monk come from?"
As the saying goes, when a person is about to die, he becomes slow to notice things.
As the giant ship got closer, Shoushou looked more and more familiar.
This seems to be the Beast Taming Sect's Panlong Boat...
In order to explore the South China Sea, the Beast Taming Sect joined forces with Longhu Mountain to refine a giant magical weapon called the Panlong Boat.
However, due to the lack of some most important materials, the ritual was not completely completed.
Therefore, this boat has always been treated as a super ornament floating on the lake around the Beastmaster Sect. However, if we talk about the power of sealing instruments, this Panlong Boat is at least in the top three. Although it can't be driven, it can still be used to hit people.
After all, according to the plan of the old sect leader, this thing was to be used to go to the abyss of the South China Sea and catch the legendary giant jellyfish.
"There's still an inscription I wrote on the bow of the boat."
I thought of this for no reason.
The next second, the giant boat crushed the ice, and the magic circle at the bow unfolded layer by layer, suppressing the hands to the bottom of the ice lake.
……
Outside the Great Wall of the North, high in the sky, Li Yueqi's grandfather, the old leader of the Beast Taming Sect, breathed a sigh of relief.
At this moment, he was in his prime, with long red hair like blood flames hanging down to his waist, his upper body naked, his muscles knotted like a heavy mountain of black iron, the shadows of the dragon and elephant totems appeared and disappeared behind him, and with every breath, the sound of thundering war drums could be heard.
"Did it hit?" Mo Jingchun asked, floating not far away with a sword in his hand.
"That's right. Although I haven't really practiced for many years, my skills are still not rusty." The old sect leader Li smiled, and the sound was like thunder.
Li Yueqi, who was dragged here to watch the fight, frowned slightly when she saw her grandfather showing off his power. This was the first time she saw her grandfather fight with all his strength.
It's really powerful, but it looks like this...
Looking at her grandfather's back whose muscles were twisted into a ghost face, Li Yueqi began to back out. She was afraid that she would end up looking like him after training, which would be too ugly.
"The Thousand Machines Heart Method that Zhang Ze created can connect to the six sects. Otherwise... I'll just switch to practicing in Medicine King Valley. They're all body training, so it doesn't matter where I practice. It would look better after practicing in Medicine King Valley..." Li Yueqi thought to herself.
Old Sect Master Li, who had no idea that his actions had backfired, was thinking about other things.
He felt that this tactic, which Zhang Ze called "Dongfeng Express", was quite interesting and should be promoted vigorously.
There is a pain point in this operation to capture Shoushou, that is, because the situation of the demon clan's demon lords is unclear, the Mahayana cultivators cannot enter the northern border, nor can they send their spiritual consciousness and magic gods there.
If we only send the Divine Transformation cultivators, something might go wrong. If a few more of them are bewitched and left, we will have no place to cry.
To this end, Lily and Zhang Ze came up with an idea.
That is the delivery tactic called Dongfeng Express.
Although Mahayana is invincible, the range of its spiritual consciousness is also limited. If it exceeds the range, the accuracy will drop a lot and it is easy to hit innocent flowers and plants.
So generally speaking, when Mahayana monks beat people, they also follow the principle of "the person comes first, then the fist comes", they will come to you first, and then slap you.
Of course, the attack range of this slap is much farther than normal people can imagine.
Zhang Ze's "Dongfeng Express" tactic once again extended the attack range of this slap.
Theoretically speaking, a Mahayana cultivator who has transformed into a human launcher can now attack from one end of Dongzhou to the other...
The tactics are very simple, which is to locate first, then wait for the target to enter the designated location, and then use the formula to attack from an ultra-long distance.
The formula was provided by Lily. As a qualified bomber and a pure coward, this behavior of pressing buttons to blow people up outside of visual range is right in Lily's strike zone.
She and her subordinates had long ago worked out a set of theoretical formulas for coordinating the casting of magic circles, but they had put it on hold due to the high cost, some technical problems that could not be solved for the time being, and the bomb's power being too small.
However, the problems Lily encountered were not a problem for the Mahayana monks.
Because Mahayana is Mahayana, they are unreasonable.
It's just a formula, and without the help of any magic array, the Lao Dengs' super brains can calculate the correct result in an instant.
Their super bodies are more rigorous than the best magical weapons. As long as the formula is correct and the position is correct, they can hit anywhere without any deviation.
What wind resistance? What spiritual energy barrier? What magic array mutual repulsion? I don't know.
These things are vulnerable to pure brute force.
After opening up my mind, just like what Zhang Ze said, the mission will be accomplished within the four continents.
Mo Jingchun held the sword and looked at the Arctic ice field covered by the pole. Her hands felt itchy. She felt that she might have to fire a few more Dongfeng shots in a few days.
……
Far North, Xiongguan.
As the former most powerful fortress of the demon clan, the gateway to the Arctic ice field, and the northernmost demon clan city except Baidi City, it was not greatly affected by the disaster in the north.
It’s not because there is any special magic circle in Xiongguan City, but because the residents in the city are somewhat special.
Xiongguanguan is as its name suggests, and all the residents in the city are bears.
As the saying goes, "Spring is sleepy, Autumn is tired, Summer is nappy, and in the three months of winter you can't wake up." When the disaster happened, most of the residents in the city were sleeping and had no idea what was happening.
Since you don’t know, there will be no chaos.
Even if I wake up at this time, I will sit comfortably in my rocking chair, drink the snowflake wine in the glass, look up and appreciate the wonderful sight of the polar night and dawn coexisting in the sky, and the sunrise and the aurora.
He acted as if the sky was falling and the earth was collapsing, and he didn't care what happened to the world.
Zhang Ze walked on the street, staring at the comfortable fat bears in the city for a while, then turned to look at Old Tang.
When he reached Xiongguan, he was intercepted by Old Tang.
"You mean, Master Huixuan is very likely not bewitched by Emperor Xiao Jing's evil hand?" Zhang Ze asked.
Huixuan is the little monk's Buddhist name, and he is also the number one target on Shoushou's today's Dousha list.
"Yeah." Old Tang nodded.
"Hui Xuan's apprentice is the fat black man. Although he hasn't woken up yet, we found something on him."
After leaving the Longxukou Auction House that day, the crosstalk duo of the little monk and his apprentice were targeted by Emperor Xiao Jing's evil hand.
But in the end, only the little monk disappeared, and his apprentice was left in the ravine.
After being discovered by the people from the Six Sects, the Great Black Monk has been sleeping until now, in a strange state of suspended death.
Old Tang, "It was Huixuan who did this. Huixuan created a maze in his disciple's mind and soul, trapping the power of the Black Hand inside.
"Because the maze is too deep, it has also trapped the fat black man's soul. At present, it seems that the fat black man cannot get out by himself. If we want him to wake up safely, Huixuan has to solve the maze himself."
"So, Master Dao, you mean the little monk. I mean Master Huixuan. He has a way to get rid of the evil hand at any time, but he doesn't use it?" Zhang Ze asked.
"That's right." Old Tang nodded.
"Although I don't know what Huixuan is going to do, no one is forcing or controlling him. The power of Emperor Xiao Jing's black hand is at best just the sun in the sky."
"The sun warms you, and you know whether you are hot or cold. He felt hot and wanted to take off his clothes, and no one used force to take them off."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Ze smacked his lips, remained silent, and did not express any opinion.
Old Tang walked ahead, hands in his pockets, and escorted Zhang Ze all the way to the gate of Xiongguan City. "I've obtained a treasure from the Buddhist sect for you. If Huixuan really wants to cause trouble, use this to deal with him."
As he spoke, Old Tang pulled out a cigarette from his sleeve...
Mace?
The black and gold mace has fangs standing upright, and the ones at the top are emitting a dark red blood light.
Zhang Ze, "..."
"Are you sure this is a Buddhist treasure? Did you take it by mistake?"
Zhang Ze felt that this thing did not seem to be from Buddhism, but rather from the Hundred Demons Sect.
"You're not mistaken, this is it. Keep it carefully and don't lose it. When you meet Huixuan, use this to beat him." Old Tang didn't explain, but emphasized it again and forced the mace into Zhang Ze's hand.
"Take this talisman with you. If you encounter an emergency, light it and everything will go well."
"This is the elixir I cheated Qin Lang out of. After taking it, you will be temporarily immune to all poisons. If you don't take it, you can use it to hit people."
"By the way, the East Wind Method you mentioned is indeed feasible. We have already caught the mastermind and are now trying to transport him to the Great Wall.
"If you encounter problems in Baidi City that you can't solve, call us and we can send a few more Dongfengs over."
The two walked and stopped, and walked a long way out of the pass. The junior sister was waiting for Zhang Ze behind a snow slope.
"Be careful on your journey." Old Tang patted Zhang Ze on the shoulder, just like he did at the Qinghe Club a while ago.
Zhang Ze just stood there motionless, as if he was unable to express his feelings. After a moment of silence, he finally asked, "Master Dao, there's one thing I don't understand."
"You go ahead." Old Tang replied after adjusting his sunglasses.
"Why is there a wanted poster for you on the wall of Xiongguan?" Zhang Ze looked at Old Tang, who was dressed in disguise, wearing sunglasses and a pair of goat horns on his head, and pointed to the large portrait on the top of Xiongguan city wall.
Judging from the degree of fading on the wanted poster, I wonder how long it has been hanging on the city wall.
"This is a long story." Old Tang turned his head away and smiled awkwardly.
(End of this chapter)
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