Immortal I Speedrun Supernatural Game

Chapter 103 I Tell the Angel a Funny Story of Hell

Chapter 103 I Tell Angels a Joke About Hell

Even if it's just staring at the two strange things in the air for a few seconds.

Wu Wang felt as if a large amount of information was poured into his brain.

But there is absolutely no way to tell what this information is.

It's like forcing water into the brain, giving people a splitting headache.

Fortunately, this feeling seems to be much better than the incoherent mumbling when looking directly at the Abyss God.

At least I didn't explode after taking a second look.

The Abyss God in the Groove is the one that cannot be looked at directly!
"Player 00000, you are qualified to be the spokesperson for our God's Messenger."

"Are you willing to walk the world on behalf of God's messenger?"

The four-faced angel who looked like a cherub looked at Wu Wang.

He didn't speak.

But these two sentences, which were completely indistinguishable between male and female, appeared in his mind out of thin air.

All the eyes of the wheel within the wheel on the other side began to turn.

They watched Wu's death together.

However, he just asked doubtfully: "Can I ask a question?"

When Wu Wang heard this thing talking, he reacted.

They are the so-called messengers of God.

Not a god.

To be honest, Wu Wang still has doubts about the existence of gods.

Now I am calling myself their spokesperson...

Wu Wang couldn't help but think of what Xiezhi said -

Those who have been granted an audience will see rapid growth in strength within a short period of time, and now they are basically the pillars of top organizations around the world.

Interesting, these people have become the so-called spokespersons for God?
"Of course, we are omniscient and omnipotent."

"What are your doubts?"

The human face in the middle of the cherubim opened its eyes and looked at Wu Wang.

As if to see through everything in his heart.

He actually already knew what the player was going to ask.

After all, this is not the first audience.

It's nothing more than questions about strength improvement, the existence of other divine representatives, the existence of divine messengers or gods, and the nature of the spiritual disaster game.

The cherubim was now just curious about which question the other party would ask first.

If it's about strength, this person's vision is a bit narrow and he can only see the present.

If there are other gods' messengers and spokespersons, it is not much better and is always limited to the category of "human".

But if it is the last two questions.

The spokesperson for God we found this time is pretty good.

At least the foresight.

"I want to ask, if you were a cherub in the Old Testament, would hell and Satan also exist in this world?"

Wu Wang asked with a curious look on his face.

Cherubim: “?”

This was a little different from what he had imagined.

For those who have never had an audience with the emperor, the first question they ask is whether hell and Satan exist.
Oh...wait.

In a sense, this guy's question is still inquiring about the existence of God.

It's just a little thought.

The wheel within the wheel turns.

Revealing that its thoughts are consistent with those of the cherubim.

So, he replied, "The legends and myths of various worlds are not groundless. It's just that there are some things that humans have added and imagined during the process of transmission. However, Hell and Satan do have prototypes."

That was all he had to say, and he didn't say any more.

Because some things cannot be expressed in words.

All you need to do is let the other person know that myths are not all fictional.

But the next question about Wu's fall left the cherubim puzzled.

"Oh, then let me ask again, if I light the Bible on fire out of faith, will I go to heaven?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, he still chose to answer.

"If you become the spokesperson for God, then yes."

At this point, the cherubim had already tacitly assumed that the other party seemed to be a believer who had faith in God and heaven.

Otherwise, there seems to be no way to explain his strange problems.

However, the next second, Wu Wang said something shocking—

"But if I wrap a Bible in leaves and light it on fire, will I go to hell or heaven?"

"?"

Now the cherubim could no longer hold back.

He seemed to have misunderstood something.

This guy who was qualified to have an audience seems to have some mental problems!
He's a shit believer!
You got the audience qualification that all the spiritual disaster players in the world covet, just to tell jokes in front of me and other divine messengers? And it's a fucking joke of hell!

Without waiting for the cherubim to answer, Wu Wang continued, "If a priest dies and goes to heaven, is that considered a promotion or a demotion?"

"What exactly do you want to ask?" Cherub didn't want to waste time talking to this psychopath.

He just came down to find his own spokesperson.

Now it seems that this guy himself will never choose him no matter what!
Let’s see what the wheel within a wheel next to it says.

Among the current messengers of God, there are less than five who do not have spokespersons.

They need to find their own spokesperson as soon as possible before that happens.

"Oh, it depends on whether the priest has used the promotion device."

Wu Wang asked and answered the question he had just asked himself.

Now the wheel within the wheel can no longer hold on.

Close all eyes directly on the wheel.

Even the flames and lightning on the sides of the body were weakened a little.

It seemed that he didn't want to stay any longer.

"Forget it, your audience ends here."

"Next you will return..."

The expulsion of the cherubim was not yet complete.

Wu Wang's sarcastic voice appeared.

"Oh? It's over already? But why do I feel like the audience hasn't even started yet?"

"Are you really the one I want to see?"

"You call yourselves messengers of God, but why don't I sense any divinity from you?"

"Or are you just the ones who have gained greater power?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the eagle face on the cherub's neck turned suddenly.

The wheel within the wheel also caught fire again and opened all its eyes.

Just for a moment.

The temperature of the entire white space began to rise.

Even scorching flames began to appear out of thin air.

The nearest flame was even less than half a meter away from Wu Wang's feet.

The next second, the helpless expression on the cherub's face disappeared.

Instead, he had the expressionless look he had at the beginning.

The opened eyes seemed to be filled with stars, making people intoxicated.

His voice appeared in Wu Wang's mind again.

But this time it's better than before.

It adds a touch of majesty and divinity.

"Player 00000, how did you detect the abnormality in us?"

"Aren't you afraid of being punished for daring to provoke the envoy of God?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Wu Wang laughed.

He felt something was wrong.

Besides their grotesque appearance, the inner thoughts of these two things are also too anthropomorphic.

I couldn't hold it in anymore after being provoked twice.

This was clearly not the performance expected of a guy named God's Messenger.

To put it bluntly, when the great god Yinyuan first came to earth and before he met that black-hearted penguin, he was more like a messenger of God than you two.

Now it seems.

Sure enough, they were pretending before.

"Punish me? What crime have I committed?"

"You gave me the right to meet you. I'm just satisfying my curiosity."

"If you can't afford it, don't give it. You're being petty."

This time, the cherub's expression did not change at all.

His eyes were as calm as those of an emotionless machine examining a circus clown.

After a moment, he… no, it should be said that He spoke.

"The choice is yours."

"Go further and become a divine messenger and spokesperson, meet the true gods, and be granted extraordinary authority."

"Or take a step back and face death, buried deep in endless darkness, never to be freed."

His voice is unmistakable.