Immortal I Speedrun Supernatural Game

Chapter 299 I am the cutest clown!

Chapter 299 I am the cutest clown!
"Suitable... This is too damn suitable..."

Wu Wang's mouth twitched as he looked at his second piece of [Legendary] equipment.

It must be said that its strength is indeed worthy of the [Legend] level.

But the effect is so fucking clownish!
[Just a Joke (Hidden Legend): This set requires [Fake Smile Mask], [Clown Red Nose], and [Clown Hair Accessory] to be equipped simultaneously to gain the following effects:]

[Special Effect 1 (Joker Moment): The three pieces of equipment in the set have their original effects greatly improved.

Details are as follows: [Fake Smile Mask] can not only change the appearance, but also adjust the character's scent and even the sensitivity of their own senses, and the range of change can exceed human structure; [Clown Red Nose] can lock onto the target, forcing them to believe that your behavior is reasonable for ten minutes, and they will not doubt the memory of these ten minutes afterwards; [Clown Hair Accessory] provides limb flexibility that ignores the laws of physics.

[Special Effect 2 (Show Effect): The exaggerated movements made by the suit holder are accompanied by show effects.

For example: It can move at super-high speeds, but it will make a "funny running sound effect" and its legs will leave a circular afterimage, similar to Tom's running effect in the classic anime "Tom and Jerry"; it can float in the air for a short period of time, but it must strike a classic clown diving pose and perform freestyle swimming movements in the air; during combat, all attacks automatically have a comedic effect, similar to the "BOING" sound effect when a fist hits an enemy.

[Special Effect 3 (Comedy Talent): Can lock onto all targets within a maximum range of ten square meters, adjusting their "laughing point" threshold so that when they look at the user, no matter what action they take, they will be forced to laugh exaggeratedly.]

[Special Effect 4 (Social Suicide): The Joker has no private life and broadcasts live every day, which means your behavior must be ridiculous. The invisible bomb of the [Joker Hair Accessory] is retained, and the following two effects are added for random triggering:

1. Perform a naked dance (but key parts will be automatically marked with clown stickers)
2. Randomly trigger banana peel slips (even if the ground is completely flat)

Any attempt to explain one's clownish behavior will automatically be tampered with to contain even more shameful content when making excuses.

[Note: It's a big clown stage, come if there's work!]

The good guy's suit is based on the strengthening effect.

Will it also intensify the side effects?
This is a hidden legendary set.

In other words, it was as if the black-hearted penguin had not told him.

Even if someone has all three pieces of equipment.

If you don't wear them all at the same time, you won't be able to tell that it's a suit.

Just when Wu Wang was gritting his teeth.

[Spiritual Lord of the Sea of Desire] suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Wu Wang's chest.

A human skin mask was taken out.

"Hmm? A divine mask? Boss, what are you doing..."

After seeing clearly what the other person is holding.

Wu Wang felt confused and a little shocked at the same time.

The Venerable could actually open his [backpack] and take things out of it without his permission!

"You can stick this thing on. I'm in a good mood and I'll help you."

After he finished speaking, he didn't care about Wu Wang's opinion at all.

Directly cover Wu Wang's face with the human skin mask.

The waters of the [Sea of Desire] beneath his feet began to churn.

A large amount of inky filth splashed up and hit Wu Wang's face.

To be precise, it is on the [Fake Smile Mask] and [Divine Mask].

What's weird is that the human skin mask outside actually started to melt!

Like a brand, the facial makeup was left on the black and white smiling mask.

The next second, the legendary effect of [Just a Joke] appeared.

Add two more special effects——

[Special Effect 5 (Unique Perspective): Can sense the existence of another world and have the effect of contact with it]

[Special Effect 6 (Professionalism): As a clown, you must always distinguish between yourself and ordinary people, and also clearly distinguish between reality and the stage. Every performance will help you understand yourself more clearly and not get lost in some special areas.]

The former is easier to say.

This is the original effect of the [Divine Mask].

Now that [Desire Sea Spirit Lord] has integrated it with the [Fake Smile Mask], it also makes it easier for him to change masks or wear two masks at the same time.

But the latter's "professional quality" is a bit puzzling.

What does it mean to know yourself more clearly?

"Haha, you'll know after using it." Wu Wang grinned and felt the changes in his body.

First, the [Fake Smile Mask] is strengthened.

What does it mean to be beyond the scope of human beings?
Wu Wang subconsciously adjusted the structure of his arm.

The next second, an exclamation came out——

"Fuck! This is a bit exaggerated!"

His arms became thick and strong, covered with thick hair, and the nails on the front became longer and sharper like claws.

The most important thing is that a lump of flesh grew in the center of the palm.

It's not so much a human arm.

It's more like the front paw of some wild animal, like a lion or a tiger.

The internal bone structure also undergoes corresponding changes.

Of course, this is also due to the fact that Wu Wang really knows how the skeletal structure of these beasts is built.

"So this is beyond human range. Unfortunately, there is a limit to how big the body can be."

Wu Wang sighed somewhat helplessly.

The arm he modified was slightly smaller than the normal lion's front paw by two circles.

It's like a sick lion that is starving to the point of being skin and bones.

Of course, there is no difference other than that.

Such restrictions were within the acceptable range for Wu Wang.

Otherwise, he would really be able to change his size at any time.

When seeing the enemy, he would immediately transform into an elephant or even a Tyrannosaurus Rex and stomp on him.

That's a real game balance problem.

Even so, it is still terrifyingly strong.

There is still a possibility that the disguise as a human will be exposed.

But normal players probably can’t imagine that a human can turn into an animal.

Next, let’s take a look at the enhancement of [Clown Hair Accessory].

As for the [Clown Red Nose] in the middle, there is no way to test it on site.

After all, there is only himself and [Desire Sea Spirit Lord] here.

You can't impose a locking effect on [Desire Sea Spirit Lord], right?

That's really like lighting a light in the toilet - seeking death.

"Flexibility that defies the laws of physics..."

"Oh no, I really need to go find One Piece."

When Wu Wang bent the front paw of the beast and folded his hands into tofu blocks like a quilt.

He realized what it meant to ignore the laws of physics.

The strength of bones and skin seemed non-existent.

It looks just like a person made of plasticine.

Naturally, I immediately thought of the protagonist in a certain One Piece.

Unfortunately, this has the same limitation problem as the previous [Fake Smile Mask].

Bending and folding completely defy the laws of physics.

But there is not much change in extension or elasticity.

After all, the effect only refers to flexibility.

This is different from Luffy's rubbery physique.

Even so, when Wu Wang used the [Fake Smile Mask] to adjust himself to a child's body shape.

The whole body is bent and folded.

I think it can be installed in the computer case.

That when sneaking or hiding.

The number of lines that can be provided is far beyond normal.

"Don't you want to see the most exciting part?" [Desire Sea Spirit Lord] joked.

Wu Wang also sighed.

Yeah…the best part.

Now comes the side effects.

The two special effects of [Program Effect] and [Social Suicide] should both be considered side effects.

Thinking of this, Wu Wang took out [Xiaochuan] from his [backpack].

He squatted down and slashed at the sea in front of him.

"drink!"

duang——

The smile doesn’t disappear, it just shifts.

When the melancholy on Wu Wang's face became more and more obvious.

The smile on [Desire Sea Spirit Lord]'s face became brighter and brighter.

That chop just now.

Not only did it make a "duang" sound, it almost scared Wu Wang to jump up.

What’s more, this “duang” appears directly in the form of comic subtitles at the chopping position!
Holy shit! Why are there visual effects?

"Hmm? Wait, something's wrong... There seems to be something wrong with this duang."

When Wu Wang felt that he was about to become a funny character and his every move would come with its own background music and comedy effects.

Suddenly I noticed that there was something wrong with the ripples on the sea.

Logically speaking, Xiaochuan's chops should only be one.

The ripples should expand in circles.

But now irregular ripples are appearing on the sea surface.

It was as if the attack he had just received was more than just a slashing blow.

"Could it be that...duang is more than just a visual and auditory effect!?"

With this in mind, he slashed at the water surface again.

At the same time, he took a step forward and headed towards the sound effect that was about to pop up.

duang——

The moment these five letter sound effects appear.

Wu Wang's foot just touched it.

The next second, he did a backflip against the wall like he was doing parkour.

He did a perfect backflip and landed back on the sea.

He stepped on the sound effects subtitles!
"Holy shit! I can actually encounter this!"

Although this kind of sound effect subtitles will only appear for a moment along with the sound.

But it actually appeared in the form of a physical entity.

This is a bit hard to guard against.

Try it again to see how much impact this sound effect subtitle has.

call out--

Just as Wu Wang was about to chop again.

I haven't even taken a step forward yet.

The whole person turned over on the spot.

He fell heavily to the ground and fell into the mud.

It's like the funny character in the cartoon who stepped on a banana peel.

This fall almost broke Wu Wang's jaw.

Standing up dizzy.

It seemed like there were three stars spinning above my head.

He rubbed his head subconsciously.

Then, I was pricked by a star.

The pain made him start shaking his hands again.

【Program effect】!
"Fuck! Is this a fucking side effect of the rule system? If the idea goes wrong, won't it be ruined?" Wu Wang stood up cursing.

This wrestling has absolutely no basis whatsoever.

He didn't even take a step.

If you suddenly fall like this when facing the enemy.

Maybe the ending would have changed.

Of course, it would be best if it just fell.

If you randomly see a naked dance...

Just imagine, when people from both sides are fighting each other.

Take the forest battle in [Smiling Sanctuary] just now as an example.

After getting the [Seed of Despair], she suddenly started dancing naked.

It would be better to just kill yourself.

Even Wu Wang felt that this was a little inhuman.

Looking at the sarcastic and mocking expression of [Desire Sea Spirit Lord].

Wu Wang wanted to say to Him: "Clowns really should have this effect."

However, this was just what he wanted to say.

What actually came out of his mouth turned out to be——

"I'm such a stupid clown~"

【Social suicide】!!!!!!

I'm going to kill you!

Does this serve as an excuse for his clownish behavior?

Hearing this, [Desire Sea Spirit Lord] finally laughed out loud.

Of course, a being like him would not be amused by simple words.

He was just laughing at Wu Wang for being humiliated.

This kid can remain calm even when facing a venerable.

He disregarded life and death and talked and laughed in dangerous situations.

But now his defense was almost broken by a prop.

He couldn't help but laugh and said, "Indeed, I recognize you as the stupidest clown. I hope you can bring me more fun next time we meet."

See you with a hammer! Do you think I really want to see you?
Wu Wang's face was full of black lines.

There are some things I keep in my heart and dare not say out loud.

He admitted that the effect of this [Legendary] set was very powerful.

But the side effects are too bad!
If these side effects lead to more serious consequences.

Then I can be said to be a real clown.

Just when he was about to take off the [Clown Red Nose] first.

A feeling of peace and joy arose in my mind.

It was like a patient suffering from drought and dying of thirst drinking a spoonful of sweet and refreshing spring water.

The slightly irritated and upset mood was instantly soothed.

An idea took root in my mind.

[I am Wu Wang, I come from reality, and this is the audience space of the Spirit Disaster game]

"call……"

This made Wu Wang gasp.

He got it.

I just put on a clown show.

So the special effect 6 [Professional Quality] is triggered!
This is knowing yourself more clearly!
If I could go back to the confusing realm of Spider.

I'm afraid I can get out without wasting even a second.

It is like the Pure Land in a spiritual state.

It can eliminate the negative impact of external forces on one's mental and psychological state.

Don't get lost in illusions or some special world.

For example - the underworld.

This [Professional Quality] is equivalent to strengthening the effect of the [Mask of Divinity].

I know the boss still loves me!
I cherish every meeting with the boss!

He watched Wu Wang's expression change several times in just three seconds as he looked at him.

[Desire Sea Spiritual Venerable] said calmly: "I feel like you're thinking of something impolite."

"Forget it. You can study it in the next dungeon. I hope you can do your best to win the reward I have left for you."

“Do your job as a scalpel.”

The reward the other party left for you?
[Desire Sea Spirit Lord] just said that he would put the incomplete parts of his equipment into the next copy.

But He didn't say what it was specifically!

Looking at Wu Wang's puzzled expression.

He said lazily, "Aren't you holding it in your hand?"

A word to wake up the dreamer!

Wu Wang suddenly looked at the [Xiaochuan] in his hand.

Yes! [Xiaochuan] It's a broken sword!

Moreover, the item's effects clearly indicate that it is in a [repairable] state.

Because its effects are mostly functional and targeted at spirits.

No need for a sharp blade at all.

As time went by, I even forgot that this thing was missing a piece!

The broken part is about one-third of the sword.

The broken cross-section is also quite smooth, and it seems that it must have been broken by something far stronger than itself.