Immortal I Speedrun Supernatural Game

Chapter 34 My name is Zhang Sanfeng. What advice do you have for me?

It was a rather shabby house.

It looks like a thatched woodshed, but seems even more dilapidated and desolate. It is so empty that even if a thief comes in, he would have to leave a hundred dollars in tears to beg for his life.

There were two holes in the ceiling above my head, and the cold wind blew in, making me feel chilled.

In the entire woodshed, there was nothing but a bed made of wooden planks, a chair with half a leg missing, a dirty broken bowl and chopsticks, and half a sticky steamed bun that had been soaked in water.

"This can't be my home, right? Am I an orphan or a mentally retarded person with missing limbs?" Wu Wang frowned, somewhat puzzled.

According to the copy introduction content.

Although this village is somewhat isolated from the outside world, people here should have enough food and drink. Why has it become so despised and abandoned here?
Even if you are an orphan, you shouldn't live such a miserable life!

"Boom boom boom——"

There was a rapid knock on the door.

Wu Wang turned his head and looked at the door that seemed like it would fall down at any time. In fact, it was just a piece of wood tied up with rusty wire.

"Zhang Erwa! Come out to eat!"

A rough middle-aged woman's voice came.

Then, without caring whether Wu Wang had any objections or not, he grabbed the wooden board and pushed it open.

Looking at the skinny boy sitting on the legless chair, about to nibble on the soaked bun, the old lady frowned and cursed, "I've told you several times, you're not allowed to eat dirty things! Don't you understand?"

As he spoke, he stepped forward and slapped the steamed bun out of Wu Wang's hand.

Then he took out two loaves of bread from his pocket and even carefully tore off the packaging before handing it to Wu Wang.

It was as if he was afraid that the other party would eat even the packaging and preservatives.

Wu Wang was almost so angry that he laughed.

Byd, do you really think I'm a moron?
"My child, you are so young, your parents are gone, and you are crazy. You can't even take care of yourself. You are so pitiful." The aunt looked at Wu Wang with a distressed face.

"?"

No buddy, am I crazy?

Wu Wang was stunned for a moment.

No wonder this house looks so shabby and doesn't even have any furniture. It turns out to be a really stupid place to live.

Orphans, madmen, and backward villages.

Brother, this buff needs to be stacked up to the maximum.

"Auntie, what's my name?" Wu Wang quickly adapted to the other party's accent and asked in slightly unfamiliar words.

After hearing this, the aunt felt even more helpless.

I didn’t expect that this kid couldn’t even remember his own name. It seems that his madness is getting more and more serious.

It’s all his fault that his parents died early. Why did they give their child such a name when there are so many other options?

"Your name is Zhang Sanfeng, and your nickname is Erwa. Um... where did you get those mushrooms?" The aunt was suddenly stunned while chatting.

She saw a mushroom lying on the other person's empty bed, and the mushroom was even covered with a quilt, as if afraid that the mushroom would catch a cold.

As she said this, she was about to reach out to grab the mushroom.

Unexpectedly, Wu Wang suddenly jumped in front of the bed, staring at her fiercely, drooling from the corners of his mouth, his eyes bloodshot, and waving his hands fiercely, saying, "I found this! I thought no one wanted it!"

"Don't touch my things!"

"Otherwise, don't blame me, Zhang San, for being crazy and killing my relatives for the sake of justice!"

Seeing him like this, the aunt was also shocked.

But after all, she was a lunatic before, so she had long been accustomed to this inexplicable behavior.

When talking to a crazy person, you should agree with what he says and avoid conflict, otherwise the madman will really fight with you!

The old lady just glanced at the type of mushroom and found it was not poisonous, then she breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, okay, don't move. I have something to do, so I'll leave first. I'll come over tonight to open the door and take you to the square for dinner."

After saying that, she stood up and walked out of the house.

As the wooden board was pulled shut with a clang, Wu Wang heard the harsh sound of sliding chains outside and immediately understood something.

It turns out that my character has been locked in a thatched hut by them all the time!

No wonder there's nothing in there.

He was probably afraid that Zhang Sanfeng would hurt him.

Then I heard the sound of conversation coming from outside, as if the aunt was talking to someone.

"Hey, that crazy guy won't make it past the festival anyway, why are you still so concerned about him?" This was a man's impatient voice. The aunt replied, "His parents were very good to our family when they were alive. Now there's only a child left. We can't let him starve to death in three days."

What kind of stuff?

The first thing he said was that he would die in three days.

How can you two be called villagers?

Isn’t this exactly like the Black and White Impermanence?

"How dare you blame me? I don't know who deliberately left the door unlocked yesterday, just to let him run away. But the kid has never left the village in his life, and he's crazy, so he just went to the mountain to pick some mushrooms and came back." The aunt said helplessly.

"Humph! I don't know what you're talking about!"

The man's cursing voice gradually faded away.

The aunt also left.

There was no more movement outside.

Wu Wang turned his head to look at the girl lying on the bed. The strange-shaped hat on her head looked extremely funny.

【Mushroom Cap】

[Equipment Effect: Wearing this hat and staying still can quickly erase your presence, making others think you are just a harmless mushroom.]

【Note: I am a mushroom, what are you? 】

This is the loot that Wu Wang got from Tuxingsun. In his own words, this is what I picked up!

At first, there seemed to be some words "contaminated" on the mushroom cap, but when Wu Wang took it in his hand, Yuan Shen exerted force again.

After the blood-red pupils stared at the mushroom cap for a few seconds, the contaminated words disappeared.

Obviously, this so-called pollution was eaten up by the Seal of the Abyss God.

Come to think of it, it’s a good thing I acted quickly.

Otherwise, if the aunt finds out about the girl, she might drag her away and make her some kind of saint.

"Hiss...it hurts...it hurts..."

The girl rubbed her head and opened her eyes drowsily. What she saw was a dirty-looking little beggar. The dirt on his face made it almost impossible to see his features clearly.

Only those eyes were extremely bright.

Oh, and teeth... He had a great smile.

Under normal circumstances, anyone who has just woken up from a coma and sees this kind of person sitting next to them would probably panic.

But she didn't.

He just asked in confusion: "Who are you?"

"Hehehe! Since you asked sincerely (Team Rocket's self-introduction omitted below), I am——"

"Kojiro?" the girl suddenly interrupted.

"Forehead……"

As soon as this name came out, the emotions that Wu Wang had been brewing became incoherent.

A hint of surprise inevitably arose in my heart.

Wait a minute! How does this person know the names of real-life anime characters?
"No! I will never change my name, I am Zhang Sanfeng! What is your name, young lady? What can I teach you?" Wu Wang has always been a man who has seen many ups and downs.

Even though this copy is now full of strange places, his way of doing things will not change.

This is the confidence that Yuan Shen brings me!
"The name... I... can't remember it clearly. My head is a little dizzy now." The girl rubbed the back of her head, where there was an extremely hideous wound.

It was obvious that before Zhang Sanfeng found her, this man had fainted in the mountains because he fell on his head.

But when Wu Wang saw the wound that had just scabbed and still had some blood on it, the expression on his face changed obviously unnaturally.

Because he remembered it clearly.

Wu Xiaoyou also has a wound on the back of his head!
The only difference is——

This wound is fresh and still bleeding, but my second sister's is an old wound caused five years ago.

Speaking of which...

Although this girl looks exactly like Wu Xiaoyou, she seems younger in her features.

"Damn it! This copy can't be..."

(End of this chapter)