Honghuang: Jade Ding Zhenren just wants to achieve enlightenment steadily!

Chapter 18 Taobao Again! Not Poop, But Better Than Poop!
After watching the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit leave, Yu Ding also returned to the cave.

With Di Yang's walking speed, it would take at most six or seven hundred years to travel from Yuquan Mountain to Biyou Palace.

After all, he is one of the senior figures of the Chan sect.

If I arrive too early, it would be disrespectful to Master.

Not to mention entering the Biyou Palace on time.

At least it will be a few months later before it arrives.

What's more, another two hundred years will pass.

He can then use his tricks again to explore all the treasures in the world.

After using up this opportunity to take money, I will set off for Biyou Palace without delaying anything.

The last time I took out the inheritance of the Origin of Puppetry.

Last time, I wanted to take advantage of the joy of moving to a new house and spend a big buck.

He never expected that the other party would actually give him a big shit!
Yes, that's the case in the literal sense.

At first he couldn't believe what he took out.

It turned out to be a pile of feces!
But whether it is the smell or other aspects.

All of this proves that what was in my hand was nothing but a pile of feces!!

Even from the perspective of cause and effect, it is something left behind by a creature similar to the Golden Behemoth.

But it can't change its nature!!
What’s even more infuriating is that no one knows what that grandson ate!
Even after collecting the feces, he continued to use cleansing techniques, even the Heaven and Earth Purification Mantra, to rinse his body several times.

He could still faintly smell some residual odor.

And Yuan Hong asked him in a very provocative manner.

Why does it smell like poop?

So he threw it directly into the dung pile of a group of wild boar monsters behind Yuquan Mountain.

It took several months before it was allowed to roll back.

Since then, Yuan Hong also understood a truth.

Sometimes you should never ask too many questions.

Otherwise, the consequences of angering Yu Ding will definitely not be a joke!

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[Name: Yu Ding]

[Root: Mysterious Jade Lieyang Cauldron]

[Occupation: Taoist]

[Kung Fu: Nine Revolutions Mysterious Art (Fourth Revolution Early Stage), Nine Revolutions Primordial Art (First Revolution Early Stage), Jade Purity Immortal Technique, Tongtian Sword Canon (Second Level: Myriad Laws Sword Domain)]

[Inheritance: The Way of the Origin Puppet]

[Cultivation: Daluo Jinxian mid-stage]

[Physical Body: Early Daluo Golden Immortal]

[Soul: Daluo Jinxian mid-stage]

【Talent: Stealing the Day】

[Magic Powers: Golden Crow Transformation into Rainbow, Great Sun Golden Flame, Shining Sun Sword Rainbow...]

[Spiritual Treasures: Immortal Slaying Sword (Top-grade Acquired Magical Treasure), Yin-Yang Jade Bottle (Acquired Supreme Treasure), Heaven-Burning Feather Fan (Top-grade Innate Magical Treasure), Heaven-Gathering Bag (Top-grade Innate Magical Treasure), Qianyuan Heaven-Supporting Pillar (Acquired Supreme Treasure)]

[Puppet: Great Sun Golden Crow (Perfect Daluo Golden Immortal)]

[Disciple: Yuan Hong (middle stage of Xuanxian)]

[Dojo: Yuquan Mountain, Jinxia Cave (a medium-level blessed cave)]

[Secondary Occupations: Alchemist, Weapon Refiner, Formation Master, Puppet Master]

Merit: 246 million strands of Heavenly Merit

"According to the recent pattern, it's been good and bad for a while now."

"At least we should get some good stuff this time, right?"

“Even if nothing good comes along.”

"At least don't give me any more disgusting things that look like feces."

"Otherwise, whatever you are!"

"I will definitely try every possible way to tear you apart!"

Looking at the jade disk in front of him, he threatened with a gloomy expression.

Yu Ding then reached his hand into the vortex of the galaxy.

Two hundred years of waiting, if the other party dares to give him a big shit again.

He will definitely keep his word!

Ask Master to take a good look at what this jade disk in his mind is!
If Master can’t see it, continue to report it.

He just couldn't believe that he could be bullied by a dead thing without intelligence!
"It feels like a jade bottle?"

After groping carefully for a moment.

The items discovered this time were not strange or weird.

But after finding a three-inch jade bottle, he finally breathed a sigh of relief from his worries.

It's just that, the moment the things inside are taken out.

His eyebrows were involuntarily furrowed together again.

His eyes were filled with surprise and confusion.

"Ancient Lord of Hell?"

"Why is the label on it in English?"

Looking at the English label printed on the obsidian jade bottle, Yu Ding was completely stunned.

His eyes were filled with confusion and astonishment.

Although he had been prepared for a long time.

I also know that the world is so big that there are all kinds of strange things.

But when the day finally came, he still found it a little hard to accept it.

Gu, the Lord of Hell?
The ancient lord of hell?

What the hell is this label?
For something labeled myth or legend in modern English, it’s outrageous enough.

How come there are modern and ancient Lords of Hell?
From the beginning to the end, isn’t the lord of hell Satan?
Could it be that this is something from Satan?

"This thing won't cause any harm to me."

"But it's too weird after all."

"Store it here first. When you achieve enlightenment, take it out and study it."

In the end, Yu Ding still did not open the jade bottle.

Instead, it was sealed deep in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Only after ensuring that there was no possibility of any information being leaked or any mistakes being made did I finally breathe a sigh of relief.

"Fuck, last time it was a pile of shit, this time it's Satan."

"What on earth do you want to do!"

"I feel that the prehistoric world is too peaceful, and I don't want the Conferred God Tribulation to break out."

"So I sent you here as an outlet for your anger."

"Let all the spirits in the prehistoric world freely vent their anger and seek more resources for cultivation!"

However, no matter how he cursed and slapped.

Yu Bi still showed no intention of responding.

Seeing this scene, Yu Ding had no intention of staying any longer.

Instead of continuing to run into obstacles here, it is better to go back and vent your anger on Yuan Hong.

"I don't know whether keeping you here is a disaster or a blessing."

“It really brings me great surprises every time!”

Cleanse yourself thoroughly with the Divine Mantra of Purifying Heaven and Earth.

Make sure that no cause and effect, no breath, remains on the soul.

Yu Ding finally left the sea of ​​consciousness with peace of mind.

"Where is Yuan Hong?"

As the light shout fell, Yuan Hong, who was taking care of the elixirs in the spiritual medicine garden, suddenly showed a hint of helplessness in his eyes.

I knew that someone must have made Yu Ding angry again.

But he didn't dare to be negligent in the slightest.

He quickly turned into a golden rainbow and came in front of Yu Ding.

"Yuan Hong is here."

"Let the Dao Master send you."

"How's your practice of the Nine Revolutions Profound Art going lately?"

"Have you made some progress?"

After hearing this, Yuan Hong became more certain.

No matter what, you can't escape a beating today.

Although he knew that Yu Ding subconsciously had good intentions.

I hope he can understand the principles of fighting through combat.

But I get beaten up every few months.

He really couldn't handle it...

"Reporting to the Taoist Master, I have now completed my transformation and reached the middle stage of the first transformation of the Nine Transformations Mysterious Art."

"With just a few more years of practice, I will be able to enter the late stage of the first transformation."

"Also, I've already begun to understand the principles of combat."

"He should be able to comprehend the principles of fighting soon."

(End of this chapter)