Eagle Sauce Live: It’s time for dinner again, brothers!
Chapter 43: Heizi, come out and stand at attention to get beaten!
Chapter 43: Heizi, come out and stand at attention to get beaten!
[Bright Light]: "Little Taibao, are we talking nonsense? The anchor will definitely be taken away as a guinea pig!"
【Shangshan Ruoshui】: "Yeah, based on the anchor's behavior yesterday, they should be taken to the suburbs and executed en masse after the inspection."
【Wealth and Prosperity】: "Yes, yes, going to the refugee housing is definitely a cover-up. This is where the anchor's life will end!!!"
[Little Protector]: "That's enough! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll block you all."
[Xiao Yu'er]: "These guys have completely lost their minds and are talking nonsense."
"..."
Many netizens couldn't stand it anymore and came out to refute.
Damn, you can't buy a house.
You don’t have to slander the anchor like that, right?
He even said such nonsense as tricking the anchors into being "massly shot". He was simply treating the other fans as if they were Shabi and trying to trick them.
Everyone can search online——
Normal process for allocating refugee housing!
First, collect blood from the body and test it to see if there are any highly contagious diseases.
If someone is carrying a highly contagious disease, such as AIDS.
Let's put one of these people in.
It is very likely that everyone in the refugee building will be doomed.
Finally, after the tests are completed and confirmed to be normal, they will be taken on the bus to the refugee housing.
As for the refugee housing——
They are all newly renovated townhouses, and the rooms are decorated like standard hotel rooms.
"Thanks to my friends for helping me explain the situation!"
"As for those netizens who say sour words, well, the anchor can understand."
"After all, the anchor is here, and food, clothing, housing and transportation are all free. Hey, it doesn't cost a penny. Hey, it's normal for you to be unhappy!"
"However, some netizens said that the refugee housing was dirty and messy, but that is also not true!"
"I learned in advance that the refugee housing is very clean and there are cleaning staff!"
Ye Chen said seriously, "I'm happy today and we're moving to a new house, so I won't make any noise!"
【Shangshanruoshui】: "Cleaning staff? Are you dreaming?"
【Money is Coming】: "Host, you better be more careful with your hooks. There are all kinds of people in there."
"Okay, okay, you guys can say anything."
"In fact, the refugee housing is better than an ordinary three-star hotel!"
"Now, no more nonsense."
"When we get there, you can see for yourself!"
Ye Chen was too lazy to say a lot. Later, he would use facts to break through the illusions of these big brothers.
And they wanted to take me away and shoot me?
These big brothers are really brave!
Dududu~~
The phone rang.
Ye Chen answered the phone, and it turned out to be the white official from the Refugee Bureau calling.
This guy actually got my phone number? He's quite capable!
On the other end of the phone, the white official Boris said: "Ye Chen, well done!"
"I really enjoyed your live broadcast yesterday!"
"This is a shining example of America's abundance, freedom, and a robust welfare system!"
Ye Chen:? ? ?
Brother, are you crazy?
Yesterday, I participated in several robberies!
Could it be that all these years of white left propaganda have fooled you old officials?
"Hey, I'm watching your live broadcast. Don't give me that look. Do you really think I'm an idiot?"
"We in America want consumables and top talent!"
"Like the story of that old Run woman, I know she did her best for us, America, and stood guard for the last time."
"So, I really like your behavior!" Boris said very seriously.
The only value of an old man in his sixties is testing drugs!
She gave her final contribution to our American pharmaceutical factory.
That's the kind of person we want!
Well done Ye Chen!
As a result, there are elderly drug testers.
Pharmaceutical companies can also know the relevant data of the elderly after taking the medicine.
It would be best if all the Run people could be sent by Ye Chen to be guinea pigs before their value is exhausted!
It was because of this incident—
Yesterday, I applied to my superiors overnight to expedite the approval of Ye Chen’s refugee housing to avoid gossip.
We also approved all the refugee housing applications from everyone in the park where Ye Chen was located.
As for those guys from Valentino—
Oh, it doesn’t matter, just move in.
There is their presence.
From now on, Ye Chen’s live broadcast can show another effect——
You are nothing!
You are trash!
But if you come to America, you can not only live in a good house, but also have enough food and clothing by begging and shopping.
In this way, won’t all the idiots in the world rush to us like crazy?
By the time the time comes, the drug testing factory will be short of testers.
The weapons factory is short of human targets.
All the problems of restaurants lacking human dishwashers can be solved.
"Ye Chen, you must promote my America well!"
"More livestream footage of people shopping for nothing and begging!"
"Don't let us down, our expectations of you."
Boris said seriously, "If those Run people give you trouble, just go ahead and fight them!"
"If you can't do it, contact me. I can find some county police to help you arrest them. They're not doing it legally anyway."
"OKOK!!"
After Ye Chen responded happily, he hung up the phone.
Originally, he was worried that he would be arrested for live-streaming these things.
Later I found out that when watching my live broadcast, there were three types of people who did not call out.
The first type is the elites from various countries. When they come to America, they all live in high-end neighborhoods. There is no zero-dollar shopping or begging, so it does not affect them.
The second type is that they are people from other countries, and they will not come here, so if they see it, it’s no big deal.
The third type is idiots. They don’t believe it after seeing it, but still come!
Those idiots who come to America—
They would think that the anchor, a stinky beggar, can live in a refugee house and buy it for free.
So I went to America—
Wouldn't it be possible to become a rich man in three years and a governor in five years?
This is exactly the effect Boris and the others want!
If Ye Chen’s live broadcast becomes popular, there will be more consumables like this!
After a while, Ye Chen's physical examination report came out, and he was very healthy.
The only problem is.
Recently, Ye Chen has been eating too well and his blood lipids are a little high.
Of the sixty members of the Valentino gang, thirty-five passed the physical examination.
Among the more than fifty neighbors in the park, only ten passed the physical examination.
The others, all of whom had highly contagious diseases, such as AIDS, were not allowed to move into the refugee housing.
"Toff, you passed too?"
"Oh, do you have antibodies?"
Ye Chen was very surprised. This guy could actually get through. His protective measures were quite effective. Does he usually wear two?
Tov was very happy holding the medical examination report and said that he would follow Ye Chen. In the future, if he had a girl, he would let Ye Chen go first.
Ye Chen was too lazy to pay attention to this guy.
He called his brothers to get on the bus.
After a while, the bus started and arrived at the block where the refugee housing was located fifteen minutes later.
On the way, Ye Chen took pictures of the situation inside the car. There was a parrot standing on his shoulder and a little white cat lying in his arms.
"Toff, Ryan and forty-five other brothers will live in the refugee housing with me."
“That would be a great start!”
"Our new future begins with this refugee housing!"
"..."
After beeping for a while, the car arrived at the destination.
Ye Chen got out of the car with the cat and the parrot on his back to take a look.
What comes into view is a gray six-story building.
It looks very ordinary from the outside.
The only outstanding thing is——
Gray paint, relatively new.
Ye Chen walked in with a nervous mood and took a look. Wow, the decoration inside was quite nice.
I thought that there might not be anything good inside, and I just boasted about it.
Now take a look——
In the registration hall on the first floor, there are various small sofas and various small candies on the small tables.
The front desk lady who was in charge of registering people in and out looked at Ye Chen with a smile.
Ye Chen looked at the live broadcast room, "Heizi, speak up!!!"
"Just now, who said there was a thousand-year-old zombie squatting in the refugee room?"
"Who said the refugee housing smells sour? Come out and stand at attention and get beaten!"
(End of this chapter)
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