Eagle Sauce Live: It’s time for dinner again, brothers!
Chapter 47 Old Rules, Bring the Menu
Chapter 47 Old Rules, Bring the Menu
[Little Taibao]: "Host, please pay attention to the image of us Chinese people when we are out there!"
[Sassasa]: "I'm speechless! Are you driving a van to pick up the girl?"
[Silence is Golden]: "This kind of car is now sold in America?"
Wilson: "New cars are all in the thousands of dollars, very cheap. I got a batch of them a while ago."
【God Rewards Hard Work】: "Uncle asked you to find an old car, not an old van!"
【Money is Coming】: "Host, although I'm jealous of you, please don't drive this car!"
"..."
Many netizens are a little overwhelmed.
Anchor, although we usually think you are a bastard, you are begging so arrogantly.
But, you drive a van to pick up girls, how can you save your face?
When you are outside, you represent us Chinese people!!!
If you can catch this girl, you will be even more awesome in the future. You can sell more goods to us, and we can make some profit from the difference.
If you fail to catch up with her, you will lose. Not only you but also we will lose.
The fans are worried that the anchor will have a good life, but also worried that the anchor will make a stupid move.
He's a male college student from America.
Even if you are so poor that you have to sell your hooks, you still have to save money to buy a second-hand sports car so that you can pick up girls.
As a result, host, if you have money, you will buy this thing?
"Brothers, the host didn't mean it!"
"What's the identity of an anchor? I'm just a beggar!"
"Should I buy a sports car and park it downstairs in the refugee housing? I'm afraid it won't be lost."
Ye Chen said confidently: "After we buy this van, we just need to modify it!"
"We should be simple on the outside and luxurious on the inside!"
"You're talking about the issue of prestige. What if my van can reach 300 mph?"
"Linda, would you feel ashamed to ride in a car like this? Nonono, absolutely not!"
It would be a really nice car!
The problem arose that evening.
Don't be afraid of thieves stealing, just be afraid of thieves missing you.
As the saying goes, the meat of the bun is not on the skin!
My van has been modified so well that it looks like an old-fashioned van on the outside but has a luxury business car interior. It can even reach a speed of 300 mph. It is definitely a magical car.
Let this old van!
It's the first car I've ever built.
[Shangshan Ruoshui]: "Stop dreaming, anchor! You're still going to hit 300 mph? Even if you replaced this junky car with a rocket engine, it still wouldn't reach that speed."
[Wealth and Prosperity]: "There's a chance of achieving that kind of high-power engine, but there's also a chance the car will disintegrate mid-flight!"
[Silence is Golden]: "Just imagine, halfway through the drive, the roof flew off, revealing the naked host and Linda sitting inside. Tsk tsk tsk tsk!"
[Little Guardian]: "Old man, if you keep talking dirty, I'll block you again!"
【Silence is Golden】: "I'm an old man, so I like to imagine things. Besides, what I said is not wrong!"
The netizens almost think Ye Chen is an idiot.
Some netizens even suggested that the cost of modifying this car is almost as much as buying a brand new luxury commercial vehicle.
Ye Chen didn't take it seriously. He looked at Steve and said, "Help me modify this van!"
Steve nodded. It turned out that there was someone who was willing to buy this crappy car and make money from modifying it.
I must remember the request of the sucker.
"First, replace the interior with something like an Alfa business car, from the seats to the leather steering wheel, everything!"
"Three major items, replace them with an Audi A7."
"The car shell is reinforced and made bulletproof."
"All wheels should be equipped with wide tires of 280 or above!"
"All four tires are on blade wheels. I like this style."
"All the car windows have been replaced with anti-peeping ones!"
"Especially the windshield needs to be replaced. I don't want to be photographed breaking the law. I don't have a driver's license."
"For the license plates, you should give me 17 or 18 of them. I'll change one every day."
"Please prepare more weapons in the car, such as pistols and bullets!"
"..."
Ye Chen listed twelve requirements in total.
Steve happily wrote down the bill and said, "Hi, the total charge is $23!"
"Cash or invoice?"
"Buy for free!" Ye Chen said bluntly.
Steve was completely stunned and looked at Tov. Is this the enemy you brought here?
I feel like I'm the one who's being wronged?
【Little Taibao】: "Okay, okay, everything for free!"
[Sasasa]: "No wonder you're asking for so much. So, you don't plan on paying me!"
The netizens have seen a shameless person.
Not only do you get a car for free, but you also get the modified parts for free.
Steve looked at his brother Tov with a confused look on his face.
Tov said embarrassedly, "Boss, how about we give you some?"
Now, he has regarded Ye Chen as his boss.
Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "With your IQ, I said zero yuan purchase."
"But I didn't say I'd buy you for free!"
"Steve, do you have any enemies in the industry?"
"Both enemies and colleagues?"
"Yes, it's at the used car factory across the street." Steve pointed ahead.
Ye Chen pointed to the parking lot in front and said, "That's it. When the brothers who went to buy guns come back, we can go to the parking lot opposite to buy them for free. What are you waiting for?"
"Remember, call more brothers to come and disassemble all the parts and buy them for free!"
"If you don't have enough people, just hire the guys from our refugee building!"
"You can also find some big brothers on the roadside to come over and act together!"
"That way, everyone's bill won't exceed $950, and it's legal!"
"Now that Fobole is here, we are all justified!"
Tove and Steve heard it and said, "Yes!"
This is a right granted to us by the previous president, so let's do it.
When Tove and Steve began to discuss when and how many people to get to buy for free.
The viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't hold it anymore.
[Little Taibao]: "Good boy, I successfully exploited the bug!"
【Shangshanruoshui】: "If you can't get $950, it's not considered robbery, right?"
【Making a Fortune】: "The host is awesome! If this Wuling van overtakes sports cars, those sports cars will probably be so angry that they'll vomit blood!"
[Xiao Bainiao]: "The host did the right thing, which is to give girls a sense of novelty and novelty."
[Xiao Yue'er]: "The host is really good at attracting girls!"
"..."
Many female viewers already feel that the host’s operation is very nice!
It would not be appropriate to drive a luxury car or a van!
Driving an ordinary van would be embarrassing.
As for driving a luxury car over there?
No matter how rich you are, can you be as rich as Linda's family?
Only in this way, with originality, can you attract girls.
"Toff, you guys handle things!"
"Anyway, I want to see the car tomorrow!"
Ye Chen became a hands-off boss and led a few people back to take his brothers to the relief station for a meal.
The relief station we went to this time was the same one Scott was at last time.
This relief station is only 500 meters away from the refugee housing, very close.
Ryan goes to buy a gun.
Tov went to modify the car.
Now, following Ye Chen is Calvin, a white young man with tattoos all over his body, and also a member of the Valentino gang!
When capturing the Lao Run people, Calvin was the fastest and most capable fighter. He was considered a "three-good and outstanding young man" in the gang by Ye Chen!
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Our big brother is here!"
"Hurry up and get out of here! There are jungle areas outside. Go and farm them yourself!"
Calvin led his brothers to drive away several refugees.
When the other refugees saw this, they picked up their plates and ran away.
A large group of refugees were driven out within half a minute.
Calvin was in front, pulling out a table and chairs, and respectfully invited Ye Chen to take a seat.
Ye Chen asked his brothers to sit down. Seeing that it was his old friend Scott, he said directly: "Old rules, bring the menu, I'll order!"
(End of this chapter)
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