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Chapter 129 Auntie and Mom, I’m not his girlfriend.
Chapter 129 Auntie…Mom…Mom, I’m not his girlfriend.
The beautiful celebrity, who had already woken up and had a full breakfast, regretted not asking the constable where Lin Cang's home was. She was wearing a sweatshirt, and her abs were clearly visible.
The sweatshirt in front of her was bulging so much that the man probably wanted to measure the size with his hands when he saw it.
The phone suddenly lit up, and a message was pushed to me on a certain audio platform.
[The live broadcast room you are following, the most affectionate one on the entire network is broadcasting live. ]
This made her look happy, and she quickly clicked inside to take a look.
Looking at the place that appeared on the screen, his eyes lit up.
Because I've seen it before, right at the intersection below.
I drove past there not long ago and was very impressed by the pile of saplings.
[Cangshen, your family really is a peasant family! ]
[I'm running a farm produce and seedling business at home. Does anyone know anything about this? Can you tell me how much money I can make per year?]
[I know this, with a net profit of over 100,000 yuan a year, but after deducting household expenses, it's hard to say how much is left.]
[Indeed, when it comes to raising children, this business can at most support their education. The rest depends on how many children you have. Even if it's just Cang Shen, at most you can raise one type of talent.]
[It depends on what you're doing. For example, playing a musical instrument isn't something you can cultivate, but martial arts is certainly an option.]
[So, Cang Shen is an amateur musician, and amateur musicians perform better than professional musicians. Oh my god.]
【What a genius! He! 】
[I'm curious now, is Cang Shen going to bring any merchandise? If these are put up for sale, I'll definitely buy them.]
【plus one! 】
Lin Cang paid attention to the barrage of comments. Although he was still using the camera, he still looked at the barrage of comments on his phone. He didn't care about the first two, but rolled his eyes at the last two.
"It's impossible to carry this kind of goods. A small Yangjiali tree seedling costs eight cents, and the shipping fee is twelve yuan. Wouldn't I be completely out of pocket?"
"Like those larger, more expensive ones, the Guiwei lychee seedlings, only about 11 or 12 yuan each!"
"Fruit seedlings and tree seedlings are very cheap and worthless. Those precious tree seedlings..."
Before he finished speaking, a roar like a tiger's roar was heard.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep. All you do is sleep all day. Don't you know that my sister's clothes are on the floor? Get out of here!!!"
(Your mother only knows how to scold me. She didn’t even notice that Ah Mei’s clothes were on the ground, and she didn’t stop me!!!)
I saw a middle-aged woman, about 1.7 meters tall and weighing over 200 pounds, with a face that showed the vicissitudes of life, roaring.
He spoke in Cantonese dialect, and not many people in the live broadcast room could understand him.
But I can hear the insult.
This scared many people and they couldn't help swallowing.
Isn’t it said that girls from Lingnan are all very gentle and sweeter than each other?
With this physique and this voice, the Sichuan-Chongqing Tyrannosaurus has to step aside.
Northeastern tigresses can even arm wrestle
Is this sweet?
Why do I feel like this is a scam?
Fu Tuan'er, who was standing by, trembled and looked at Lin Cang with some fear.
Baby, your mother is so fierce!
I kind of believe that you are dominated by your wife.
Lin Cang couldn't help but touch his nose and walked in first.
"Mom, Dad."
Hold nothing in your hands, just open your hands wide.
Lao Deng, who was lying on the chair, opened his eyes and saw Lin Cang roll over and stand up: "Oh, my eldest son..."
Before he could finish his words, he was slapped in the face.
The whole person was pushed against the wall.
This scene made everyone who saw it, except Lin Cang, swallow their saliva.
Gudong~
Cangshen’s mother is so powerful!!!
After Lin Cang saw his mother finish pushing his father, she walked towards him. He hadn't seen his mother for a long time, and he missed her very much, so he opened his arms wide.
"Mom~ I..."
"You go too."
He was also pushed aside before he could finish his words.
But unlike my dad, he was not pushed against the wall, so he just moved two identities away.
Mother Lin walked up to Fu Tuan'er and asked, "Baby, what's your name?"
"Call me, just call me Zijun, ah..." Fu Tuan'er responded tremblingly. Before she finished speaking, she saw the other party's big hand reaching out to her. She was afraid and dared not continue speaking. She could not help but close her eyes. "Why call me auntie? Call me mom~"
A gentle voice sounded.
Fu Tuaner opened her eyes, and the ferocious look on Lin Cang's mother's face had completely disappeared, replaced by a kind look.
The big hand was also placed on his shoulder, and was not pushed away like Lin Cang as he had imagined.
"Well... Mom~"
I couldn't help but say softly.
When all the netizens heard this, their hearts were broken.
Mom has been called, and you are telling me it has nothing to do with him.
Just to take a photo with him?
"Hey~"
Mother Lin responded with satisfaction, then added, "You are so beautiful, almost like me when I was young?"
About the same as you?
Doesn't that mean I'll be about the same when I'm 38?
Fu Tuaner felt his scalp tingling just thinking about it.
At this time, a mocking voice sounded from behind.
"Fat woman, stop bragging. It's almost less than one tenth of what you've earned. I don't know how you can even say that."
"Lin Guodong, don't you have eyes? Didn't you see your son and his wife come back? Don't you know to go buy groceries?"
"I'm telling you, if you're not satisfied with the food you bought, I'll throw you out!"
The last two sentences were said by Lin's mother, in that loud voice.
Passing it a hundred meters away is not a problem.
Everyone around them has become accustomed to it and no one even looks out to see what is going on.
However, Fu Tuaner, who was nearby, was very panicked.
"Ah, Auntie, he and I are not boyfriend and girlfriend."
After these ten seconds, I remembered that I was broadcasting live.
You know it without even thinking about it. If you don’t explain it, it will spread throughout the live broadcast industry tomorrow.
I guess all old acquaintances will come to congratulate me.
My mom and dad at home would call.
I could explain it, but I didn't dare to say the word "Auntie".
Afraid that my shoulders would be crushed by the other party.
Mother Lin said nonchalantly, "It's okay. It's not today, but it will be later. Just call me mom. Call me mom in advance so that it won't be awkward later."
"So, call mom!"
After saying this, he put his hand, which had just been retracted, on Fu Tuaner's shoulder again.
With a physique comparable to Sammo Hung, Fu Tuan'er timidly called out, "Mom~"
[Good guy, really good guy, Cang Shen, you really said that you don’t flirt with girls, you only flirt with the anchor, right? ]
【Everyone should learn from this. Bring the beautiful anchor home and let your parents be your wingmen. 】
[Tuanzi is probably wondering if she will hit me if I don't call her mom.]
[Seeing this, I relaxed. Tuanzi was calling her mom because she was in the same boat as the two men.]
Same, same.
[Don’t forget what Mother Lin said, it will be the same in the future...]
[Damn it, could you please stop bringing up irrelevant issues?]
Pretending to sleep, Fu Tuaner’s fans all said they wanted to pretend to sleep.
As long as Tuanzi doesn’t admit it and doesn’t make an official announcement, it’s nothing.
As for Lin Cang's fans, they didn't doubt the relationship between the two.
We didn't spend more than forty-eight hours together.
No matter how awesome he is, he can't take down a big internet celebrity in such a short time, right?
They are all more powerful than the top guy on the list.
Of course, if I knew that Fu Tuaner had been taken down.
Both Fu Tuaner’s live broadcast room and this live broadcast room will be a different scene.
ps: I will try to update three times in two days, and also ask for votes.
(End of this chapter)
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