Live broadcast: This man flirted with goddesses all over the world

Chapter 136: Futuanzi’s method of helping to pick up female celebrities.

"No need to guess, I know you definitely want to sell goods through live streaming!"

"Don't even think about it. It's not like no one knows about this. Have you ever seen anyone selling fireworks and firecrackers in all these years?"

Lin Cang, who had already guessed his thoughts, sneered.

Fu Tuan'er was stunned for a moment: "It seems that there is indeed no live broadcast selling fireworks and firecrackers."

Lin Cang curled his lips: "Fireworks are explosive items, express delivery is prohibited, and ordinary vehicles cannot be used for transportation. They can't be sold on live broadcasts at all."

Fu Tuan'er suddenly realized, but thought it was no big deal: "Then I can open a store and sell it!"

This made the netizens nod their heads at the same time.

Lin Cang sneered again: "To open a shop, you need a license. This thing was easy to get in the 1990s and early 2000s, but it's hard to get a batch now. Even if you have money, it's hard to get it."

"Without a license, if you are reported, you will be fined and confiscated in minutes."

"And don't underestimate my cousin's shop because of its high turnover. This is the business my uncle built for him. He opened this shop in the late 1980s, and it's the only shop in town that's been selling fireworks for over 30 years."

"There are very few adults in our town who didn't grow up playing with the fireworks he sold, so when we buy fireworks, we buy the expensive ones from him."

"When you open a store, you can only sell low-value items, but the only items that can make money are expensive ones, just like your bags, figurines, and clothes."

"For something worth several thousand yuan, whether it costs 200 yuan is a problem."

"The more cunning ones are available at thirty or fifty yuan of cost price."

"You can't make much money selling low-priced items worth just a few dozen yuan. With small profits and quick turnover, you might not make as much in a month as you do in a single day of livestreaming, just like my dad's tree seedling business."

"It's almost impossible to make a lot of money, but you can make a little money, enough to keep your family from starving, well fed, and warmly clothed. But the rest is difficult."

After hearing what he said, Fu Tuan'er gave up the idea and changed the subject, asking, "The relationship between your two families is a bit too good."

"Nowadays, not many brothers can still have such a good relationship after getting married, not to mention that your father and he are cousins."

【plus one! 】

[I agree. The relationship is a bit too good.]

[I feel the same way. My cousin would probably dance with me if he got two pieces of candy. I'm so envious.]

Netizens gave a '1' to express that they felt the same as Fu Tuaner.

Lin Cang shook his head: "My family is actually almost the same as many people. Only my father's generation has a better relationship, but my grandfather's generation is much worse."

"When my grandfather and my uncle were dividing the family property, they took a two-week-old chicken and pinched its upper body and lower body respectively, neither of them would give the other the piece. They also split the house left by my grandfather into two halves, even if there was a mouse in it, and divided it equally. No one would give the other a single piece more, and no one would give the other a single piece less."

"When the two brothers divided the family property, they became a laughing stock in the village for three years."

Fu Tuan'er was stunned, looking at him in disbelief: "According to this, the relationship between your two families should be quite bad, how come it is so good?"

Lin Cang laughed at this: "Because my dad protected him from elementary school to high school, the relationship between our two families is so good."

"Protect?" Fu Tuaner was stunned, not quite understanding.

This younger brother is protecting his older brother.

Lin Cang sighed and said, "Yeah! My cousin is only about 1.65 meters tall now. You should be able to imagine what he looked like when he was a kid, right?"

This made everyone see a little pudding who was much shorter than his peers.

Lin Cang: "There's still bullying in schools now, not to mention the generation born in the 1970s. It's only going to be more severe and more horrific."

"Anyone who has experienced bullying, or witnessed it, knows that bullies most often target four types of children: left-behind children, children from single-parent families, children from wealthy families, and the weak."

"My cousin is a kid from a wealthy family and a weakling. He's definitely a target for bullies."

"My dad's generation was very family-oriented, and they couldn't stand their own family being bullied. Every time he saw someone bullying my cousin, he would rush up and fight that person. He fought like he didn't care about his life, and he became a school celebrity, known as Crazy Man."

"From elementary school to high school, when I went out to work in the early 2000s, I helped my cousin get into a fight with a colleague. Later, he flirted with girls. It was my dad who acted as his wingman, giving him advice and helping him get the girls."

"Otherwise, my cousin has no other choice but to arrange a blind date and rely on family to get married. After all, you know what he looks like."

Everyone suddenly understood, they had never expected this to be the reason.

No wonder he doesn’t care how his nephew moves the goods. He looks at his nephew as if he were his own son.

Although the two are not blood brothers, they are more like brothers.

Fu Tuan'er nodded: "No wonder you are so good at picking up girls, it turns out it's inherited!" This also made many netizens a little envious. It would be great if their own father could also pick up girls, so that he would not be single.

Lin Cang coughed dryly: "Cough cough!"

Fu Tuan'er suddenly became curious about something else: "Is it customary to pick fruits at night here? Why did your uncle say your dad didn't take him to pick oranges?"

"Is there a possibility that this orange is not a fruit?"

"what is that?"

"The princess of KTV, the technician of the club."

Lin Cang responded by touching his nose.

Fu Tuan'er angrily scolded, "...it turns out all men are bad. You're still having affairs after getting married. You're not a good person either. It's true that like father, like son."

Lin Cang: ...

[This orange I'm referring to is this orange. I've learned a lot.]

[It is indeed an orange. Aren’t those two in front of me oranges?]

[Ahem, anyone want to go orange picking with me? I know a shop that sells really good oranges.]

[Brother, please send me the address. My friend wants to know.]

[Plus one, I also have a friend who wants to know the address. ]

Suddenly, I didn't hear Fu Tuaner speak for two minutes.

I heard what sounded like someone taking off clothes, so I took a look out of curiosity.

This glance.

Lin Cang stepped on the clutch and controlled the steering wheel at the same time.

While turning off the microphone with your hand.

"Are you crazy?"

Because at this time, Fu Tuaner revealed her snow-white waist and long slender legs, and her upper body was still wearing clothes.

The only thing left on the lower body is the black inner wear.

But I didn’t forget to broadcast live. If someone saw this, they would explode in a minute.

It doesn’t matter to me, but tomorrow the other party will be scolded by everyone!

Fu Tuan'er pointed at her phone, indicating that the camera was facing the road outside, and then she said to La La Neida, "I said I'd help you get her, so of course I have to do something, and it's pretty good, right?"

That flawless white waist and those long legs.

Lin Cang swallowed his saliva.

"This is not only beautiful, but also special."

"Hehehe, you little pervert!"

"Come, change seats. I'm driving, so you can't touch me~"

"Otherwise, I won't help you take her down."

"forget it!"

"Oh, how hypocritical! If you don't want to, why are you so polite?"

Fu Tuan'er, who exchanged places with him, looked at the hand placed on her waist properly and said with contempt.

Lin Cang: ...

I'm not being hypocritical, I really don't want to do that.

ps: I can’t say for sure there will be a third update. If it’s not out by 2pm, then it won’t be out.