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Chapter 162 I am the first to burn incense this year, who dares to object?

Chapter 161 has been blocked. I'll ask my editor to unblock it tomorrow. I'm really depressed. I haven't written much yet.

"This is a custom that has been passed down in our village for the past ten years. Adult villagers donate money to set off firecrackers and fireworks on New Year's Day. It's up to you how much you want to donate, and you don't have to donate at all."

"This year, we received over 300,000 yuan in donations. We used all that money to buy fireworks and firecrackers. We burned them from the early morning of the first and second days of the Lunar New Year until 7 a.m. when the sun just came out. We spent about 100,000 yuan a day."

"I won't chat with you anymore. Just wait and see me become the most handsome guy in the village."

"Help me get my phone, take some cool pictures, and remember to record the screen!"

More than 300,000 yuan, and all adults in the village are free to donate, whether they want to donate or not, how can there be so much money.

If a clan temple sets off fireworks during the New Year like this, then someone in the village must be seriously ill.

Will you do the same?

I'm a little envious of this village. They seem so united. If anyone got sick, wouldn't they donate? A few hundred thousand dollars would definitely help them through this difficult time.

I don't think it's necessarily about unity, but rather the person who suggested setting off fireworks. Everyone pays for these things, and they're all set off in front of the ancestral hall, so everyone is willing to pay. There are ancestral halls nearby, and there are also ancestral halls in other villages. It's a competition to see whose ancestral hall is the most impressive, but who gets sick isn't necessarily the cause.

I'm curious, is this village so rich? Isn't western Lingdong poor? And this village alone is worth 300,000 yuan!

There are so many people! It's New Year's Day, and the women aren't here to pay their respects to their ancestors. The girls aren't awake yet, so half of them are pretty good. At least one man from each family should come, maybe all of them. But there are over two thousand people standing here, so this village must be several thousand strong.

[It's really big. There are only about 500 people in our village.]

A village with many people is better because it has many people, while a village with few people is better because it has few people. In a village with few people, people are given more land, but they are more likely to be bullied if they go to school outside the town. In a large village, people are given less land, but they are not bullied if they study in the town.

[Indeed, it was like that before. The most impressive students in the school were from the multi-person village. Now it's different. It's much better.]

[Fuck, Cangshen, are you sure you're not looking for death? ]

Because everyone saw Lin Cang, with a banner in his left hand and a banner in his right hand, jumping directly onto a table and stomping his feet.

He spoke only when everyone's eyes were on him.

"This year, I will take the lead in paying New Year's greetings to our ancestors. Who would object?"

The middle-aged and elderly generations all clapped and cheered.

"it is good!"

The young generation all have dark faces, especially the men.

I have already thought about what my parents would say to me when I get home, "Look at that child, what about you?"
New Year’s Day!
We have to endure this suffering on the first day of the new year.

What the hell!
For those who are under 18 years old, the young generation is the same as the middle-aged and older generations.

"No one objects!"

"it is good!"

Lin Cang could hardly suppress the smile, and imitated the older generation to press his hands, pointed to the left and said with a smile: "Okay, all single men and women over 18 years old, please stand over here."

As soon as these words were spoken, the single person's expression changed immediately.

"Lin Cang, I'm your sister, what do you want to do?"

"According to seniority, you should call me Auntie. When you were little, I brought you a lot of fish."

"And me, I'm your cousin. When have I ever seen you and not given you something to eat?"

"Brother Cang, I haven't even graduated from high school yet, I'm only eighteen!"

Someone from the older generation said, "What are you all yelling about? I just told you singles to stand over there!"

The young bachelor was silent now, but he looked at Lin Cang with a bad look, as if he wanted to come over and punch him.

After they stood in place, Lin Cang took out six incense sticks and said to them, "You guys bow later, the others follow me and bow first!"

After saying this, he turned around, looking solemnly and respectfully at the stone tablet carved on the wall and the smaller stone tablet on the right.

And no matter the older generation or the younger generation, they all stood up behind him and put their hands together.

Lin Cang glanced back and saw that everyone was standing still. He began to pray, "Ancestors, Grandmother, we are here to wish you a happy new year. May you bless us with good health, a successful career, good study, and a successful promotion in the new year!"

After saying this, he bowed three times, picked up three incense sticks, inserted them into the incense burner in front of the ancestor which was full of incense, and then went to the incense burner in front of the grandmother.

Then he turned around, and all the people behind him, young and old, followed suit and bowed three times.

After they finished their greetings and stood aside, Lin Cang walked to where he had been, smiling as he walked, looking at those people, including his classmates, his uncles, cousins, and elders.

And all these single young men had dark faces.

If his eyes could hit people, he would definitely beat the shit out of Lin Cang.

Lin Cang turned to face the ancestors again. The grandmother smiled and said, "Ancestor, grandmother, look at these unfilial descendants of yours. They are adults, not to mention wives, they don't even have girlfriends. They don't have any of your demeanor."

"And these women, all in their thirties, are still single, older leftover women."

"This year, bless them to find a girlfriend successfully, get married by the end of the year, become a father next year, and bring their children to you for the New Year the year after. If anyone fails to do so, beat them up."

"May they marry generously or find husbands, so that our Lin family population will prosper."

The middle-aged and older generations all laughed at this sentence.

But the faces of the younger generation were even darker.

What does it mean to be an unfilial descendant? What does it mean to not have a wife, let alone a girlfriend?

Did I offend you by being single?

What's more, you are so crazy that you ask all the ancestors to urge you to get married.

Are you going to beat me up and drag me down to beat you up?
Grass! ! !
After Lin Cang finished his greetings, he turned around and said, "Don't just stand there! Happy New Year to our ancestors and grandmothers!"

Single young people, both men and women, should take a deep breath and bow three times together.

After they finished their greetings, Lin Cang waved his hand.

"Okay, collect the wild ones!!!"

The so-called collecting of the wild animals means that each family takes back the New Year gifts they brought.

The viewers in the live broadcast room all started laughing non-stop.

[Hilarious! He's being urged to get married on New Year's Day, and he's saying he can't do it. He'll be beaten by his ancestors! Hahahaha!]

[Not only that, these singles will definitely be scolded when they get home. Other people's children are the first to be incense, and coupled with the pressure to get married, they will definitely be scolded when they get home, and this is on New Year's Day.]

[How miserable! On the first day of the new year, I was beaten by my parents.]

[However, I feel it's a bit too childish. How can you worship your ancestors like this?]

[Local customs vary, and other people's rules may differ from our own.]

[Yes, and it's clearly a lifelong competition among the entire village. Look at your peers, don't they have eyes that say they're determined to surpass you this year?]

[This kind of village is great! It’s not like our village!]

Because he had grown up, Lin Cang asked his father to wait outside.

He took his uncle's son, who was also his cousin, to collect the bowls, chopsticks, tea and wine glasses.

While I was collecting the vegetables, someone approached.

"The internet says you're a dog, and that's true. You'll have to wait for me after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."

"Me too. Wait for me after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."

"same!!!"

Anyone who passed by would tell him to wait after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

It is obvious that revenge will be taken against him then.

But Lin Cang didn't take it to heart at all.

fifteen?

There is a saying that goes like this: For those who are not married, it is no big deal. They don’t work at home and will still be at home on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

Don't blame yourself for not being rich.

(End of this chapter)