Live broadcast: This man flirted with goddesses all over the world
Chapter 67 says it’s simple, very simple.
Chapter 67 says it’s simple, very simple.
[Cangshen, take it easy. I still want to watch your live broadcast. I don't want to see the news that day saying a certain anchor fell into a lake and died.]
Xiao Wang probably doesn't dare to do that. Instead, he has to protect her well. After all, if Cang Shen Ji is involved, he will be the first suspect.
[Plus, he helped catch spies, so he's a meritorious person.]
[Yeah, it was originally just about executing the leader, but ended up killing the whole family, right?]
[Is this the benefit of being a scumbag? If you love someone, you can really cause trouble without fear of retaliation.]
[I didn't listen to what he said. You can suppress me at will. If you can't have a regular meal, you can still have a casual meal. Damn, this is really enviable.]
[I'm dying of laughter. Who would dare to say that about Xiao Wang if they're not on the same level? It's no exaggeration to say that Cang Shen is the best person on the Internet.]
[It's true. My prestige has been knocked down. Suddenly, I feel just like myself.]
[Spending so much money and still being ridiculed is really hilarious.]
[When it comes to spending money, I just want to laugh. Millions! In exchange for this, hahahaha.]
When the netizens who just came in heard this, they all laughed so hard that they held their stomachs.
The dignified Young Master Wang was stunned as if he had become a Muggle in front of Lin Cang.
It's better to spend money to fight against counterfeiting, but after paying the money, you still lose all your dignity.
Wang Sicong coughed dryly. "Well, your fans said you could even change the image of that woman's deceased husband into your own. I'm curious how you could do that."
Of course, that's not what he wanted to ask, so he served the appetizers first.
Ask about the topic later.
Lin Cang looked at him in disbelief when he heard him ask this: "No, Xiao Wang, you didn't kill a thousand people, but you did kill a hundred, right?"
"You've had so many, why are you still asking such simple questions like those people who haven't had any, believing in some toxic chicken soup online."
Wang Sicong couldn't help but get angry: "Stop talking nonsense and explain quickly."
"I was just explaining it to the audience, so I told you about it by the way." Lin Cang didn't care about his anger. If he wasn't cheating, he would definitely be worried. After all, who knows what kind of person he is.
If you are petty, it's okay for you, but it's a real pitfall for your family.
But with cheats, not to mention three generations, even thirty generations are easy.
Just like Emperor Guangwu of Han in history, he had a lucky charm.
If we put all the ancient emperors together, he would dare to say that all of us are trash. We are from the same era as me, and even if we unite, I will still be the emperor.
It is estimated that all emperors would not refute it and would turn their heads away to save face.
Others fight wars with strategies, but he fights without any strategies at all.
If the gap is too big, meteorites will come to help. If the gap is not big, push straight ahead. If you can't defeat the opponent, the opponent will surrender and join you.
Such an outrageous emperor that he couldn't even defeat a time traveler.
Knowing that countless people were waiting for him to speak, Lin Cang said without hesitation: "How can you make this kind of woman forget her ex? It's actually quite simple. She treats you as a substitute, and you just need to be better than her ex. It won't take too long for her to forget her ex."
Wang Sicong frowned: "Strong, how strong?"
Lin Cang: "For example, her ex was good at cooking, and you cook better than her ex. Then when she thinks of her ex cooking, her ex's face will turn into yours. After all, you are better."
"But this analogy doesn't mean it's 100 percent. Only if you have enough time can you achieve 100 percent success. If you don't have enough time, there's a zero percent chance of winning."
Wang Sicong: "Time is not as good as zero percent probability?"
Lin Cang nodded. "Yes, if her ex can last ten minutes, you can last five. She'll think of her ex while she's in the queue, and you'll look like her." "That day, her ex came to see her, and after dinner, they went duo-queuing together. There's an 80% chance that she'll stay with him."
"If you can have ten minutes and her ex only has five, then you are better than her ex in this respect. Even if you can't compare to her ex in other aspects, as long as the difference is not big, you can make her forget her ex."
"If you can get rid of her ex in your heart, then you can choose this kind of girl as your marriage partner because she will almost always obey you."
"If you go to the internet cafe to play games, play cards, drink with friends, or go fishing, he won't get angry with you. If you come back drunk, he will give you a bath and help you sleep peacefully. He will only get angry with you when your spending is unreasonable or you borrow money, etc."
"Simple means being reasonable and not being unreasonable."
"The most important thing is that the betrothal gift doesn't need to be too much. As long as her parents are normal, they will be eager for you to marry her. Even if her parents don't know about her previous relationship and refuse to let her marry because the betrothal gift is too low, she won't listen to them."
"If you can't kick it open, wipe your mouth after eating, don't continue, and don't feel guilty, because you've already built a seven-story pagoda."
[Good fellow, even people who are familiar with you are right to say that you are a dog. Isn't this asking us to go after our good brother's ex? ]
I think it's because they wait for their best friends to break up, and then take advantage of the situation. After all, imitating their best friends is the easiest thing to do.
So if you can't find a wife, you go meet someone who's already in a relationship and wait for them to break up?
[You're overthinking it. Are you sure your best friend is the type Cang Shen is talking about?]
[That is, how do you know a girl is this type, and is waiting to break up, and how do you know that you will break up? ]
[Yes, Cangshen, please tell me about this. How can you tell that she is this type of girl?]
【Plus one, I'm curious too. 】
[Also, it's said that it's better than building a seven-story pagoda. What does this mean?]
Many people are curious, and many people don't like this kind of thing.
If you’re curious, then of course this type is easy to soak!
If I don't like you, then of course I accept that you have been in a relationship before, but I cannot accept that you had someone else in your heart when you were in love with me.
I can't accept that I am a substitute in the other person's heart.
In the barrage, Lin Cang said with a smile: "Family, do you still need to ask! If you don't know who she is, you won't ask!"
"As for being better than building a seven-story pagoda, naturally this type of girl is more loyal!"
???
The fans were confused, loyal?
Damn, how can this be related to loyalty?
Wang Sicong said angrily, "You can call this loyalty? Are you kidding me?"
Lin Cang: "Don't worry about the fact that she's thinking about her ex while she's dating her current partner. Just tell me if she's always thinking about the same person, and is that loyalty?"
“Ah, this…” Wang Sicong opened his mouth and found that there was no explanation. It seemed that he was just being unkind to his current boyfriend.
You say I’m not loyal! That’s not true either, after all, I am loyal to one person.
It’s just that the one I’m loyal to is not my current partner.
This seems...
"According to what you said, looking for someone to take over, or something, is this kind of person?"
Lin Cang nodded gently: "I wouldn't say that 100% of those who look for someone to take over the business are this type. I can only say that some of them are. However, this is why I said that if you can't kick them out, then just wipe your mouth and leave."
"Although it's not 100%, but to be safe, we should handle it 100% so as not to help others take care of their children."
After saying so much, now you have truly revealed your intention. Are you afraid of the boxer?
(End of this chapter)
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